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Marcluce1.jpg --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:27, 21 October 2019 (UTC)

Messages can be left here as I will check this page if it relates to Fork/Spoon issues (i.e. articles etc). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:22, 28 October 2019 (UTC)

ArE yOu My DadDy? User:Mrthejazz/sig 11:54, 28 October 2019 (UTC)

Cave Idibus Octobribus --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:20, 28 October 2019 (UTC)
Factum est autem cum mammam, et novam vitam?User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:12, 29 October 2019 (UTC)
Quid pro quo! :)Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:10, 29 October 2019 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021


Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:46, 13 December 2021

Thanks for the invite Zana Dark but my role here on the Fork is as an observer. I am not an active participant as my efforts are located elsewhere on the Spoon. Good luck all the same and thanks for the shout. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:24, 18 December 2021 (UTC)

Merry Christmas and all that jazz

Santa Baby…

I heard that you were single again, well then—we should hook up real soon. Santa baby, Facebook me and give me some likes.
Santa cutie, Snapchat me and send me some pix, not dicks—but if you want, I don't mind. Santa cutie, favorite me on Instagram.
Slide into my chat DMs—add me to your list and we'll be more than friends. I'll follow you on Twitter too, and this Christmas won't be quite so blue.

Santa baby, I saw you had a Tinder and I swiped right—found your Bumble account. Santa baby, Match with me so we can Meetup.

Santa honey, if you call me up on the phone—we'll bone. I won't play hard to get. Santa baby, do you have white hair down there?
Santa baby, you don't have to wear a condom, come on—we can play 'Just the Tip'. Santa baby, even if it's just for one night.
I haven't been with lots of men—but last time I got laid he said I was a ten. I'm sure that we could have some fun—if you work out and don't weigh a ton.

Santa baby, don't forget the presents this year—like beer, or perhaps some good wine. Santa baby— let's get drunk, Netflix and chill…Here's a hundred dollar bill?..I'm on the pill…

 – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:31, 24 December 2021


Can we talk? (If you're a different Romartus, [,_White_Hat#Brogo13 never mind.) --Brogo13 (talk) 21:50, 29 January 2022 (UTC)

Same one. I see you emailed me via the Fork's mailer system. If it's regards your ban on the Spoon (AKA I am going to keep that active for a week. I see you have had a ban here too (en.unc) for similar offences as regards messing around with featured articles. That's a Double Ban score! Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:47, 30 January 2022 (UTC)

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