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Zombiebaron[edit source]

Zombiebaron. ~ Kakun · talk 15:13, 13 July 2021 (UTC)

Zombiebaron.  Cassandra  (talk) 22:52, 13 July 2021 (UTC)
Zombiebaron? ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 22:49, 9 April 2022 (UTC)
He is dead! (Miss him, miss him.) ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:24, 15 November 2024 (UTC)

Double Redirects[edit source]

Sincerely, thank you. I was going to do the rest myself, but I really appreciate you doing it for me. Gold star for you, man. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:24, 1 February 2022 (UTC)

No problem. You should consider installing JWB in your personal javascript file, it makes doing batch edits like this extremely simple. -- The Zombiebaron 19:08, 1 February 2022 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

You in Ontario? 2604:3D08:6286:7500:25F1:5106:9FFF:84FE (talk) 16:45, 5 March 2022 (UTC)

What's the weirdest stuff you've seen?[edit source]

Being the oldest active editor is... a strange thing, is it not? I want to know what the weirdest Uncyclopedia-related things you've seen are. If you choose not to answer, please tell me why. I'll probably understand. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 08:25, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

One time I saw a moose kissing a goose, down by the bay, down by the bay, where the watermelons grow. -- The Zombiebaron 13:22, 17 May 2022 (UTC)
Uh... alright. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 13:47, 17 May 2022 (UTC)
I hope that answers your question. -- The Zombiebaron 13:49, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!
June 20, 2022 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room
I HAVE STOLEN YOUR UNSIGNPOST! By ARandomPage
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Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.

DAMMIT.Sandwich of the Month is finally up! By ARandomPage
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made a Sandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..

ARandomPage has gone crazy! By Unnamed Space
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:



Biopic This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!

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  • May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)
  • May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)
  • May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage steals the UnSignpost. Read the first section for more.

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ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 00:14, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Norfzog[edit source]

Oh my dear lord. You actually voted for one of my artices! Huh ShabiDOO 10:53, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 13:21, 22 June 2022 (UTC)

Message by Le Djibril Express (talk)[edit source]

Hi. Dis u block me please? For ∞ years. Thanks. Le Djibril Express (talk) 10:35, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

The Zombiebaron resigned from being an admin, and therefore being able to block people, in 2021. Go to MrX or PF4Eva if you want to get banned. They'll probably be the fastest to respond. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 12:10, 5 August 2022 (UTC)
I Saïd “block” not “ban”. I would juste take an visit. Please block me. Le Djibril Express (talk) 12:14, 5 August 2022 (UTC)
Zombiebaron isn't an admin and can't block you. If you want a block, participate in the HHPWCF for a few weeks or ask MrX or PF4Eva. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 14:42, 5 August 2022 (UTC)
Oh. Okay mate! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Le Djibril Express (talk • contribs)

SPECIAL Delivery of the UnSignpost for October 23, 2022![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.
October 23, 2022 • Issue #219 • Archives • Press Room
SPECIAL EDITION!!! Main Page deleted! By ARandomPage
When and where it all went wrong...

THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL! Just today, the Main Page has been deleted, and the person who started this deletion is none other than ARandomPage himself! How did this happen? Why did Page cause the deletion of the Main Page? You shall see, once you finish reading this UnSignpost!

This mess started on Discord, with ARandomPage, Cassie, Microsoft for POTUS, Banzaikitten, PF4Eva and JJPMaster. After an innocent discussion between all of them minus PF4 over a video, Banzai's wishes to cause minor inconveniences (which were stopped because Banzai is technically incompetent), and Svex the vandal, ARandomPage brought up the topic of the three pending deletions of the Main Page as per consensus on VFD. Page asked Cassie to delete the Main Page thrice sometime in the future, and Cassie, being Cassie, deleted the Main Page four minutes later. Microsoft then created the Main Page with the word "a", Banzai vandalized the Main Page, JJP declared that she was sad, and Cassie put up a notice saying that the Main Page was being set up. A few minutes later, Cassie had restored the Main Page as if nothing had happened. Peace returned to Uncyclopedia, and everyone got off scot-free... right?

WRONG! Despite the actual Main Page deletion crisis being over, the aftermath was arguably scarier than the real deletion. First, Cassie joke-blocked everyone involved in this discussion for a few minutes. Then, Banzai blocked Cassie for 100 years, as according to them, Cassie had committed the ultimate sacrilege. This caused Page to get mad and demand proper justice by turning himself in as the person who truly deleted the Main Page by telling Cassie to do it, even telling Banzai to give him the death penalty, which they refused. Though Page got a 900-year ban for a few minutes from Banzai, which Page celebrated, Banzai then essentially unblocked Page and went to sleep. Oh, what mess Banzaikitten will wake up to...

That's right, we have a new method of blocking! JJPMaster has invented the "symbolic block", which basically messes up a user's common.js file to deny them access to Uncyclopedia through conventional means. While JJPMaster was symbolically blocking Page, and later on, Banzai, Cassie opened a black hole on Page's userpage. According to JJPMaster herself, "i may have been waiting to "symbolically block" a human person ever since i got this permission".

And there you have it. That's the entire Main Page deletion incident of October 22, 2022. The true culprit of this crime has somehow escaped punishment... for now.




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UnSignpost News ARandomPage, the only person currently operating the UnSignpost, is in Uncyclopedia purgatory for high treason: deleting the Main Page.

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ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 02:23, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for March 19, 2023[edit source]

The UnSignpost
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March 19, 2023 • Issue #220 • Archives • Press Room
PF4Eva starts to think that ARandomPage isn't a real person

By ARandomPage
Over on the Uncyclopedia Discord, PF4Eva commonly makes references to stuff that ARandomPage doesn't know about. This causes ARandomPage to get confused, which thus confuses PF4 over how Page doesn't seem to know anything about the sort of stuff he's referencing, once saying that "he's probably the only person outside of my family who's this oblivious" and that he's "half-expecting him to ask us what the sun is". Kippy then remarked that Page ruins comedic flow worse than PF4 (PF4 ruins comedic flow by following a joke up with a worse joke or pop culture reference, Page ruins comedic flow by taking things seriously and making Kippy spend several minutes explaining it and trying to salvage the joke's comedic potential). This confusion from Page happens in many other situations as well, causing "AwhRyan" (who doesn't have an account here but is on the Uncyc Discord) to think that his cluelessness is an act. Spoiler alert: My confusion and cluelessness is (usually) not an act.Zombiebaron wants to propose the creation of an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee next month By You probably know who the only person making UnSignposts is by now
Just under a week ago, Zombiebaron, the baron of zombies, said in the Uncyclopedia Discord that he plans to propose an Uncyclopedia Arbitration Committee in next month's VFS vote. ARandomPage commented that he felt like Uncyclopedia is too small to make such a thing a good idea, as well that it would probably just be more useless bureaucracy. Zombiebaron then said that Uncyclopedia, being a Wikipedia parody, should parody useless bureaucracy as well, which... fair enough, I suppose. Page then questioned if an UnArbCom would even help anything, and Kippy said that UnArbCom's parody name should be the "Arbitrary Committee", which is a name ARandomPage found quite funny (and descriptive). Page then expressed fear over how important ArbCom decisions could be, which was quickly removed when Page actually read about what an ArbCom usually does.




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  • March 14, 2023: Kippy protected User:Kippy [Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) (Excessive spamming)
  • I can't find any more logs to report on
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ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 15:19, 19 March 2023 (UTC)

It's been, like, ten fuckin' years[edit source]

And I remembered how to format stuff here back then. But, uh, do you remember me? Sailor Moon page guy. Or something. Umm... ... shit, what do I do now?

Tilde tilde tilde tilde! YES! I REMEMBER! I REMEMBER EVERYTHING! Aaronaraujo2013 (talk) 10:35, 27 February 2024 (UTC)

Please come back[edit source]

You are the best Greenpickles987 (Freedom For Uncyclopedia!) 20:58, 5 August 2025 (UTC)

@Greenpickles987: I wonder what Zombiebaron would think of moccasins. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:01, 5 August 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: We may never know. 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 00:44, 16 October 2025 (UTC)

MrX told me to[edit source]

Here's a poke. Boston Bruins.pngTURB0-SUNRIS33Boston Bruins.png 18:41, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

please note: that was NOT his finger!!!! LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 18:45, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
what was it then?? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:43, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
You know exactly what it was. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 03:15, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
TURB0 WILL BE SENT TO JAIL FOR SHOVING HIS FINGER UP ZOMBIEBARON'S ASS 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 03:19, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
I DON'T THINK ZOMBIEBARON NOTICED
--Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:39, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
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