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Desysopping Frosty[edit]

Can you do the desysopping please? Forum:Deopping Frosty has support.

You have created an new account and you cannot login? (RESOLVED)[edit]

You have created an new account and you cannot login? UnNews (talk) 06:33, 20 June 2017 (UTC)

Firefox did something (Un)funny[edit]

"The owner of has configured their website improperly. To protect your information from being stolen, Firefox has not connected to this website."

Not sure if this belong here or on a forum somewhere... (talk) 23:24, 6 August 2017 (UTC)

The correct place for reports like this is The Ministry of Love. Thanks though! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:45, 30 August 2017 (UTC)

Vote, Please?[edit]


I don't know if you remember me or not, but I used to be honorable Uncyclopedia editor back before the spork separated into a spoon and fork. My account as Why do I need to provide this? here is apparently tied to some old email I no longer use. I verified I'm the same person over at the spoon as you can see if you check my account there (I verified it there because there's a person or two there who know me IRL).

I'm trying to copy/paste my old user page into my new account, but I keep getting all sorts of warnings that I'm a threat to national security or something. Any way I can do this? (I'm posting this to both Cat the Colourful and Zombiebaron as those and Kip the Dip are the active admins I recognize. Cat once gave me a cookie, and Zombiebaron gave me one of my undead love slaves (or maybe that was just a dream). Father Alden Loveshade, humble rector of the University of Our Lady of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  05:01, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

Roza took care of it for me! Father Alden Loveshade, humble rector of the University of Our Lady of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  06:13, 5 June 2018 (UTC)
Cool welcome back! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:10, 5 June 2018 (UTC)
Thanks for the welcome, although I'm only sort-of back. I'm on a break between assignments (i.e., nobody's paying me right now), so thought I'd do a few odds and ends. Also my Mommy wanted me to upload some pics here for an article she's stealing recycling from the spoon. Father Alden Loveshade, humble rector of the University of Our Lady of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  20:31, 9 June 2018 (UTC)
Also I couldn't resist doing this. Father Alden Loveshade, humble rector of the University of Our Lady of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  22:41, 18 June 2018 (UTC)
Nice! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:00, 21 June 2018 (UTC)

Name change (last one, I swear)[edit]

Ohai Zombie, I was wondering if you could pretty please-with-a-cherry-on-top change my username to Rock-O-Jello, as that is the name I go by on most other wikis. I promise I won't change my name again. Thanks! --This is my signature. DEAL WITH IT!!!! 18:36, 6 August 2018 (UTC)

Alright I did it, you're welcome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:54, 13 August 2018 (UTC)
Ty, your highness! :D --This is my signature. DEAL WITH IT!!!! 17:47, 17 September 2018 (UTC)


rename me to Xing 38. Qwvwe (talk) 19:08, 29 October 2018 (UTC)

Okay. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:38, 31 October 2018 (UTC)


I tried use to ‘email this user’ feature to email you something, but it said that, to protect against spam, I’m only allowed to email a small number of users in a cetain amount of time. It’s been an hour now and it still doesn’t work. Pls let me email I promise no spam.--Unuser (talk) 19:58, 26 November 2018 (UTC)

Diregard that, it has now worked! --Unuser (talk) 20:03, 26 November 2018 (UTC)
Double-disregard that, the thing I requested has now been taken care of by another admin! --Unuser (talk) 20:17, 26 November 2018 (UTC)
Hello, I have received your email. I've gone ahead and deleted your userpage as per your request. Have a nice day! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:35, 26 November 2018 (UTC)

Request for interwiki to the forked Ansaikuropedia, and some technical issues requiring a sysadmin's help[edit]

Hi, I'm here to make several requests that require a sysadmin's help. I've already asked a lot to Lyrithya on Illogicopedia (mainly regarding interwikis), so I'd like to ask you this time.

  1. I'd like to have the interwiki prefixes ain: and ryu: added for the forked Japanese Ansaikuropedia on Miraheze. It should be in this format:$1. I know any crats can work on it, but to add custom setups to make these codes work as language codes, we need a sysadmins's help.
    • I'd be glad if you also consider about the prefix ja: (as Roza and I had a talk on discord).
  2. Long pages tend to load forever, with no tabs and sidebars being displayed, and some parts being hidden. It doesn't occur every time, but it occurs most of the times.
  3. Preview of the page is now displayed under the editbox, and sometimes also loads forever.
  4. "Add a topic" tab also doesn't appear sometimes on somepages.

I think the latter two technical issues are quite serious because it can lead to readers and editors leaving this Uncyclopedia (and possibly making users move to fandom/wikia, or the newly created Miraheze version). Could you fix them? Thanks.--The Pioneer Visit my Japanese Page on Usopedia! 15:47, 10 January 2019 (UTC)

The Pioneer: 3 looks like you may have changed your user setting; the default setting for preview on top has not changed, and I just created a new account and confirmed it had the correct default setting. Check your preferences?
4 and 2 could be related to the same sort of problem, but it's hard to say without any way to replicate the issue. Can you provide some specific pages on which this happened as examples, for each? -— Lyrithya 17:09, 10 January 2019 (UTC)
It seems Lyrithya has already resolved all your issues. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:14, 10 January 2019 (UTC)
Lyrithya Actually, I do use "Show preview on first edit," but the same thing continued to happen even after I unchecked it. (for 3)
OK, "Add topic" tab appears on your newly shortened talk page, but it doesn't appear on this page, for example (for 4). I can edit this page, but when previewed, the same issue as 2 happens. It happens randomly on long pages in general, but for whatever reasons, it didn't happen on Uncyclopedia:Best of but on Art's True Meanings.--The Pioneer Visit my Japanese Page on Usopedia! 04:44, 11 January 2019 (UTC)
There is no add topic tab on this page because I specifically removed it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:05, 11 January 2019 (UTC)
Okay, might want to make sure this wasn't done on the other ones, too, then. And the preference for preview on top is below that. Make sure that's checked, maybe try unchecking it, saving, then rechecking it and saving again to properly reset it? Tell me if that doesn't work. -— Lyrithya 19:22, 11 January 2019 (UTC)

Vandal detected[edit]

Hi. As reported here, I found a hyperactive vandal to ban as soon as possible. --Spam Removal Unit 05:37, 18 January 2019 (UTC)

PS: thanks. Because of that talk among us, I caught the opportunity to search for a better signature :-D Greets. --Spam Removal Unit 05:40, 18 January 2019 (UTC)

Hello ZB[edit]

Is it possible that we never had a decent Madonna article around here? I saw you deleted it recently and there are like 700 deleted versions. I'm just wondering. ~ Kakun · talk 04:04, 24 January 2019 (UTC)

About an article huffing[edit]

Basically, why did you huff the article Minidisc? – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

I deleted it because the {{construction}} tag expired and it looked like it had never been finished. If you'd like me to restore it so you can continue working on it at your leisure, please register for an account. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:52, 31 January 2019 (UTC)

HMC Topic[edit]

Your topic is: WATERMELONS – roza 00:24, 8 February 2019 (UTC)

Thank you for participating in Happy Monkey 2019![edit]

2019 Happy Monkey Award!
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Congratulations, Happy Monkey Contestant, for participating in the 2019 Happy Monkey Contest! Better luck next time, bozo!

Why I haven't been active here[edit]

There's one reason. I'm a Wikia girl. I've admined half a dozen sites there including the Spoon. But if they don't come here, I probably will. I had a couple articles featured there that aren't here yet, but I don't want to retype everything. I can't import here without being an admin. So could you help me get them here pretty please? Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 18:20, 28 February 2019 (UTC)

There are no hard feelings about people having stayed with Wikia, at least not from me. I totally understand it: I was also planning to stay and help guide the Wikia site back in 2012, but I was forced to leave. Just provide me with a list of what needs to be imported, and I'll so it ASAP. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:22, 28 February 2019 (UTC)
Thanks! The two I'd like now are FM and Mel Gibbon, which I'd really like by its original name Mel Gibson. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:04, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
I've just imported Mel Gibson and FM. This was my first import so let me know if there are any problems. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:34, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
It looks like the pictures weren't ported. Feel free to upload them here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:44, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
So you aren't an import virgin now? It doesn't import pics just links. I'll add them thankies! :) Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:32, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
I hate to throw a wrench in the works, but as I contributed pics to both FM and Mel Gibson, I can't help noticing that they're listed as having been featured here. Were they actually featured, or is that old code from the other Uncyclopedia? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:29, 16 March 2019 (UTC)
Images and articles featured between 2013 and 2018 will not be currently mirrored between the two active versions of the English Uncyclopedia. I would certainly like to introduce a procedure for creating parity between the disparate versions of the wiki at some time in the future, especially to facilitate a merge of the communities. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:52, 16 March 2019 (UTC)

Please post your letter[edit]

I got a bunch of comments and questions from people about this and that and something else that you already answered in your email to the Spoon admins. Your email was marvelous. Could you post it publicly in the forum at ? If you don't want to post there, let me know and I can post it for you. Thankies! Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:13, 28 February 2019 (UTC)

I believe the Wikia admins have received two emails from me this week, via Romartus. I'm not sure which one you are referring to, but you are more than welcome to post it publicly. I agree with your comment at UncycloWikia earlier that this discussion is something that should be happening publicly. So far none of your admins have joined the UnMeta discord, but we've had a few very confused English users come by, and I think more transparency would help to clear up their confusion. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:26, 28 February 2019 (UTC)
I'll post one or maybe both! Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:06, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
Posted The Uncyclopedia Reunification Plan. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:22, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
👍 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:11, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
I am going to say this forum - - is somewhat premature since nothing has been agreed as such as regards a possible merger. You were at liberty at publishing your email (this is the first one we are talking about) to confirm that Fork/Spoon have been talking. I haven't been on UnMeta as such as I wanted to hear from all the Uncyclopedia (Wika/Spoon) admins first. There is also a contradiction of what is being proposed by Lyrithya's offer of dual hosting as posted there: (posted as Athyria). Perhaps Lyrithya could clarify that point so we are clear what is being discussed with a possible Uncyclopedia re-unification proposal. --<insert name here>eak with Lyrithya I suggest her talkpage, but I think I have a good understanding of what she wrote. Due to the limited timeline offered by Wikia, Lyrithya has proposed that all of the content created on your wiki after the split be moved to a wiki on our servers, so that the community could take however long is necessary to properly merge all content. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:54, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
I think the noms are a good faith effort by the Fork. The Spoon is getting melted soon. We don't have time to wait. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:30, 1 March 2019 (UTC)
On VFS you should know we were already talking about Alden Loveshade for admin before this whole thing started, and he got oped. So really he should be changed to Wikia admin who transfers here. :) Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:47, 7 March 2019 (UTC)

I can't create articles[edit]

It said I'm a spammer :( Hotbagoftots (talk) 20:19, 12 March 2019 (UTC)

What's the problem? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:27, 13 March 2019 (UTC)

You can't be King of Canada[edit]

I looked it up. Everyone who was king of Canada is dead. So as you're alive, you can't be...wait, zombie. Nevermind. User:Alden Loveshade/sig29 01:30, 18 March 2019 (UTC)

Yes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:47, 24 March 2019 (UTC)

Admin Princess[edit]

I'm Princess Admin! Is there an announcement somewhere listing all the new admins? Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:06, 5 April 2019 (UTC)

I made an announcement on Discord. Here's a screenshot of the log entries. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:29, 5 April 2019 (UTC)

Dropping by[edit]

Not sure if you remember this but I was the 9 year old kid that wrote that stupid We've Gotta Be Meowed article you deleted seven years back. I apologize for any cringe that caused hehe SavageBoy69 (talk) 11:09, 25 April 2019 (UTC)

What happened?[edit]

Hi Zombie, I noticed that when UnWikia was being shut down we were talking about them merging with us, but after the shutdown was complete they decided to move to their own site. I asked them what happened, and llwy nipped at me. Do you know what's going on, Your Undead Highness? I'm terribly confused... --Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 15:13, 20 May 2019 (UTC)

Rock-o, one of the most important parts of doing anything in comedy, writing it, collaborating with others in not not take yourself too seriously AND when it is amateur volunteer stuff to be modest about what humour is and other people's approach to humor. NOW GO WRITE SOME FUNNY FUCKING SHIT NOW OR ILL BAN YOUR UNFUNNY ASS YOU SKANlY DOUCHE-KEBAP!!!!! ShabiDOO 06:20, 13 July 2019 (UTC)

My Sincerest Thanks[edit]

Thanks for your just actions. 🐍🐍How do you turn Silver Cobra on🐍🐍 05:25, 13 August 2019 (UTC)

Tank you if not of cancellings page erasing no. becauz is of longest title evur i are of have guinness record big money billion dollarz we makeup into deal 80 percent mony me and 20 cent mony you good pacta dealings[edit]

tanko you let paysano amerigano. -- (talk) 05:35, 11 October 2019 (UTC)

ok. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:38, 11 October 2019 (UTC)

I'll get you for that...[edit]

I was tradition! And now you've ended that... *Sad Belgium noises* See you in hell, ZombieBaron! -$

~ sin($) tan() 08:51, 22 October 2019 (UTC)
I will have you know that I complained a lot about you getting removed from the logo, but I was eventually out voted. See you in hell MoneySign! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:10, 22 October 2019 (UTC)

I thought you could use some positivity in your day![edit]

Good job! Woo! Way to huff that article! You do you. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:16, 29 October 2019 (UTC)

Thanks! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:47, 6 November 2019 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia accuses me of abusing Ralph Lauren[edit]

Hail! I'm trying to create a new page (about systemd), but I get the following message.

Error: This action has been automatically identified as harmful, and therefore disallowed. If you believe your action was constructive, please inform an administrator of what you were trying to do. A brief description of the abuse rule which your action matched is: "Ralph Lauren"

I don't think my page has any content related to Ralph Lauren, nor any copyrighted content. And I personally wouldn't abuse Ralph Lauren as I find him fascinating but a bit on the elder side. Also, I am a male heterosexual. I guess. -- User:Tukler/sig 11:54, 06 November 2019 (UTC)

Hello Tukler. It sounds like you are accidentally tripping our AbuseFilter, a series of automated filters designed to combat robotic spam. I can't actually be sure which filter you are running into, does it happen to give you any more information? You can try uploading your article to pastebin so I can take a look at it and try to determine the issue. I recommend you join our Discord server, where you can speak to several admins including our top technical staff in the #tech-support channel. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:46, 6 November 2019 (UTC)
Hi Tukler, sorry to butt into this conversation. The Ralph Lauren filter is sort of a "catch-all" filter to stop spambots from promoting commercial content. The reason your edit was blocked was because it contained the word "android", a word commonly used by spambots to promote commercial Android products. ZB changed the name of the filter to "silence, brand" to make it more understandable. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 17:04:14 2019/11/06 UTC
You will be able to include the word "android" in your article once your account is marked as autoconfirmed, until then you will have to change it in order to upload your article. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:07, 6 November 2019 (UTC)
Thank you Zombiebaron and Y, I managed to publish the article:) The word "android" was easily dispensable as it was part of what I took from the old "unfunny" deleted article as a tribute to the original author. I hope mine is slightly funnier (and not just too nerdy), hopefully enough to meet the standards, so that maybe somebody else can then develop on it. Thank you again for the tech support! -- User:Tukler/sig 15:02, 09 November 2019 (UTC)
Glad to hear everything worked out for you Tukler. If you have any other questions feel free to ask. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:18, 10 November 2019 (UTC)

Wolf-like-hampton Beginnings: The Truth Beside the Myth explained to My Fanbase (all you Uncyclopedians)[edit]

Dudley is DA city. Dudley is DA alpha and omega. Dudley lies next to Birmingham and Dudley is the REAL REASON of the existance of Wolf-like-hampton upon Da Beetlejuicy Taste of Dyeahrrhoeoa. Dudley: The reason behind Wolf-like-hampton youknowhat... Not for the city, but for that user named Dudley something speaking about poop, banned by Roman Dog Bird who banned me 7 years ago saying something as "only Dudley can speak about poop". And so I decided to became a Super-Dudley. A Bromwich? Nope! A Birmingham? Nope! A Walsall? Nope. A Wolf-youknowhat-hampton. And dat's da truth. Yes but the user was not Dudley-related. Not all Dudleys refer to dat city next to Birmingham. Yes, I know, diddley-doodley-doo! But... Hey, Dudley City is COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. And am a douchebag. Heeeyh. And dat's the truth behind the myth. My fanbase (all of u) breaked by ballhogs asking to me what was the truth about MYTH'S ORIGINS and... THAT'S IT! Hey, am really cool :-D Am better than DA FONZ. Yeaaah! :-DDD --AIMSPLODE IS SHIT (talk) 03:49, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

Thank you for sharing this with me on my talkpage. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:35, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

Username change request[edit]

Hi, ZB. I'd like to change my username to something more uplifting, such as TwasBrillig. My current username could identify me publicly, and although that could get me a few chicks...OK, one...maybe half...let's just say as the guy who wrote Creepy, my political career could be destroyed. If I ever entered politics. Which I would never do. Or whatever. Slithy Tove 00:59, 4 December 2019 (UTC)

Your account has been renamed to User:TwasBrillig. Nice to see you editing again, welcome back! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:09, 4 December 2019 (UTC)