User talk:Zombiebaron/archive28

UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! A childrens picture book

You played a big part in getting this off its feet. So please, tell me what you think. --Magic Snow man ☃ 03:55, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, sorry, I missed this comment when you first put it on my talkpage. I think the article has improved greatly since the first time I read it. -- The Zombiebaron 18:04, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Congratulamataglorimatamitations

You're two winners.

	World's Best Friend December 2010

And

	Zombie of the Month December 2010

Cheers. 1234 ~ 01:53, 1 January 2011

• Sweet thanks. Awards are cool. -- The Zombiebaron 08:05, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Dance sign up page

I got it made here. --Dancing dude 15:01, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. Have fun. -- The Zombiebaron 17:25, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

So...

Are you female? (I thought I asked you that before) Cause that's what Lyrithya said. --M&M (christmas mood) 17:28, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Not yet, he isn't... but he will be. He will be. 1234 ~ 17:29, 1 January 2011

Umm...what? -- The Zombiebaron 17:31, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

...you'll see. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 17:32, 1 January 2011

A WOMAN! --M&M (christmas mood) 17:33, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, question

Since you're pretty artsy, and stuff... can you think of any way to salvage this, or should I just scrap it? 1234 ~ 17:35, 1 January 2011

Oh I saw that before. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Except that if you make a banner for PotY you should also make one for UotY and WotY. -- The Zombiebaron 17:37, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

OMG It's so awesome. Zombiebarion, my vote for you may change now. --M&M (christmas mood) 17:39, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

I was going to, but... okay, I don't understand you people. 1234 ~ 18:02, 1 January 2011

UncyclopediaHolocaust

I'm off in a minute - keep your eyes on him, as I reckon he's almost certainly the schmendrik IP blanker I just blocked a few moments ago. Cheers matey! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:43, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Okay sure man. -- The Zombiebaron 18:42, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

ZOMBIEBARON...

Hi Zombiebaron. Mordillo said he'd do this, but I can't bring myself to trust such an overtly anti-pink individual as him, so I'm asking you. Also, you're slightly more likely to notice if I forgot something. Although if I really cared about that, I'd ask Olipro. But... he's Olipro. Could you be a dear yet again and replace the sitenotice with the contents of this? The new ones are redundant with the current ones for the most part, anyway, and let's face it, they've been getting a little... old, anyhow. But that's what Mordillo wanted. I think. Sort of. Except I don't think he wanted the zombiebaron one to stay. But I like the zombiebaron one. It should stay. And I don't think he wanted that other one to be pink, either. But still.

As usual, they'll need protection...

These are the new templates:

• User:Lyrithya/personal appeal/notice/template thing/stupid workaround/9
• User:Lyrithya/personal appeal/notice/template thing/stupid workaround/10
• User:Lyrithya/personal appeal/notice/template thing/stupid workaround/11
• User:Lyrithya/personal appeal/notice/template thing/stupid workaround/12
• User:Lyrithya/personal appeal/notice/template thing/stupid workaround/13
• User:Lyrithya/personal appeal/notice/template thing/stupid workaround/14

New images (protection page):

• File:PLSnotice1.png
• File:Green yes.png
• File:Tproll.png
• File:Toilet.png
• File:Spanny thingy.png
• File:WotY2010.png
• File:Potato hands.png
• File:Stolen button.png
• File:Ninjastarpink.png
• File:Writen3.png
• File:Writen1.png
• File:Vote now 10.png
• File:Vote now 3.png

I think that's everything. Is that everything? Should I just get him to do it? Or are you willing to aid me in my quest to do things behind the backs of various admins? *shifty eyes*

And does this mean the old ones can be unprotected? O_o 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 01:57, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• Ok, I did the first half of this. Let me know when Shitting Jimbo is done and I'll add them to the sitenotice. -- The Zombiebaron 02:44, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

  Look better now? Don't forget to put the two images back. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 02:55, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• Yes, it looks much better. I have updated the sitenotice. Let me know if there are any further problems. -- The Zombiebaron 03:13, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

  You should really protect the banners themselves... o__o 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 03:35, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• Oh yeah...okay. I did that. -- The Zombiebaron 03:46, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

  Thanks. As much as I love being able to edit them after the fact, it'd just be a badness waiting to happen, leaving them unprotected. O_o; 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 03:50, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• And thanks for putting them up in the first place and enforcing the prettiness first and... and that. Yeah. You're a wonder, man. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 03:57, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• Yes, I know. I'm the greatest who ever lived and then died and then lived again blah blah blah. You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 04:13, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

  No, you're really not. But that doesn't mean this isn't nice and that I don't appreciate it... *shifty eyes*

  So whaddya reckon should be done to the anonnotice, eh? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 04:18, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• The "anonnotice"? What's that? If it is what I think it is, probably nothing. -- The Zombiebaron 04:24, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

  It's the sitenotice for anonymous users. Do we really care so little what they see? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 04:49, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• Oh. Could you make a banner telling them to get an account? Because they can't really vote on the awards and stuff without an account. And also because they should get an account. -- The Zombiebaron 05:17, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

  Could change the text on these for that... add a parameter to use if it's the anonnotice so that the same templates say something else there... what would they say, though? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 05:36, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• Exactly. 'Get an account, now.'? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 05:37, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• I mean, what would... er... wait. Huh? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 05:42, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• Hahaha. No, I think you should just make one new banner that says "Make an account, stupid." over a background of outerspace. -- The Zombiebaron 05:47, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

  That sounds somewhat stupid. Isn't it? And what about passersby who are merely passing through and would have no use for an account, anyhow? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 05:55, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• I mean, shouldn't we make some sort of decent impression on the passersby or something... like, that we're not actually a giant toilet of cakeclowns. Or something. Even if we are. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 06:04, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

• Yeah...I...guess...so. Maybe we could have the words "Get an account now and join the comedy wiki where nobody cares!" over a background of outerspace. -- The Zombiebaron 07:43, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

  Not that I have any idea what I was talking about, either, but... eh? 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 16:12, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

My Friend...

Dear Zombiebaron. I had an idea of a page called Uncyclopedia (page does not exist), but i need some help. As i thought, that you are one of the oldest here, so do you have any idea whats the source of page what is not done yet? (like this one) I want to have these... hmm... warnings on the page, that says, that this page have been deleted. (like in the example) And the page that includes this "editing page", where am i writing just right now. Im sorry if you did not get it. Or should i just ask from Todd? Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone...

I think there is already a page like the one you want but I don't know the link. --M&M (christmas mood) 11:02, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Damn! Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 11:07, January 3, 2011

Don't worry. Zombiebaron will find a solution. --M&M (christmas mood) 11:11, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Hmph. Where is that Zombie? Im getting tired. I pressed too much Random link, and now im tired. C`MON ZOMBIEBARON!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 12:06, January 3, 2011

Yes. Such a page already exists. It is called This page does not exist. -- The Zombiebaron 16:42, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Thanx. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 09:14, January 4, 2011

Yeah, so...

How mucked up does this look on your web browser? I got really, really sidetracked. Really sidetracked. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 06:52, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Umm...wow. That looks amazing. And even in Safari. All we need is to come up with a middle section. -- The Zombiebaron 09:19, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

| Look this one. We could upload some photos, and use kind of same idea. Of cource we would do it by ourselfes, not just copy. Im too n00b, cant do it by myself... Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 09:25, January 4, 2011

OMG! It's so awesome. When I want to vote for Zombiebaron then comes Lyrithya. Now I want to vote for Zombiebaron again. Did you lock this page? Actually is it a page? cause I don't see any "history" or "talk" button. --M&M (christmas mood) 15:39, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, admit it. Zombiebaron and I are both horribly awesome, and when we wind up collaborating, our awesomeness is so overwhelming that there simply isn't anything to be done about it. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 16:23, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah. -- The Zombiebaron 18:06, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Disambiguation

We didn't have an article on "Barbarians" so I wrote one. We do have a pointless disambiguation page which means had to call mine "The Barabarians" - which sounds shit. Would it be very wrong of me to blank the dsambiguiation page and replace it with my effort? The existing thing only links to two articles and one of those is crap. --Sog1970 13:14, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Any article that is unambiguous crap would be welcome at Votes for Deletion. I am not an Admin but a Kibitzer, but it strikes me that the articles that page links to don't need a disambiguation page at all and you would be improving things if you moved your own work on top of it. For example, giving a user who searched for Barbarians the choice of viewing Amish is a placeholder joke--holding the place for what you wrote. Spıke ¬ 13:51 4-Jan-11

Sod it then. I'll just get rid of the crap and wait for my wrists to be slapped. --Sog1970 16:06, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, it won't let me. So, please oh mighty admin, is it possible to move The Barbarians to replace the kinda pointless Barbarian disambiguation?--Sog1970 16:11, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

I see no problem with this, so I just replaced the disambig content with your stuff, and redirected the other page. Should do the trick. Hi Zombie, BTW. --UU - natter 16:20, Jan 4

And now I've done the job properly, which I should just have done in the first place. Honestly, me, eh? Can't trust him to do anything right first time. --UU - natter 16:31, Jan 4

You can't move a page on top of an existing page because you can't huff an existing page. Waiting for ZB to delete the disambiguation and then moving would have preserved your history, but what UU did works all right. I don't see a need for "The Barbarians" even as a redirect. Spıke ¬ 16:28 4-Jan-11

Eh, I see no harm in it as a redirect either. And I just did the huff and move thing because I should have done that in the first place, I'm just not feeling very well today. Plus it's a tuesday, and tuesdays suck. --UU - natter 16:31, Jan 4

Tuesdays are awful. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 16:46, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

I really don't understand most of that but it seems to have had the best of all possible outcomes - someone else did what i wanted on my behalf--Sog1970 17:22, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

• The problem seems fixed now. You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 17:54, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Zombiebaron

Can you cut this and this down to 300px? Thanks. -- 02:12, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

How's this? -- The Zombiebaron 04:30, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Great! Thank you soo very much! -- 04:31, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Flintstones

Flint, Michigan (which Bevanz adopted off VFD and gave me custody of) is approaching the Age of Majority, but needs one extra illustration that it might amuse you to make: of the four star characters of The Flintstones, each with skin color altered to various shades of brown or black. It will make perfect sense in context. Spıke ¬ 19:08 5-Jan-11

• How's this? -- The Zombiebaron 10:06, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

Fabulous! It's installed, at Flint, Michigan#Culture. Thanks heaps. Spıke ¬ 12:09 8-Jan-11

*PROD*

Need an actual news feed for the defacebook page, or it's pretty pointless. And since I don't even know what a news feed is... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 22:03, 5 January, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. -- The Zombiebaron 23:25, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Prod prod proddity prod

Hi, Zombiebaron!

Okay, I actually didn't come here just to annoy you. Could I, by any chance, entice you to add a line to the Uncyclopedia.css file? Under the other ones, this:

.sannseh6{
 	background-image: url(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/3e/Prettiestpretty_pattern.png);
 	background-repeat:repeat-x;
 }

At least, I think that's right... crap, what was it? No, pretty sure that's right. Wait... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 22:46, 7 January, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, that's right. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 23:05, 7 January, 2011 (UTC)

• Ok. I did that. Also, I feel like the reskin is done. Is it done? -- The Zombiebaron 00:25, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

  Shiny, thanks. Now I feel obligated to actually finish what that was for... and the reskin, I suppose it is, pretty much. Could probably use a longer recent changes thing, since the features tend to be so short. Very nice with what you did, though. That... eh. I'd add more myself, but I still don't entirely understand what it is.

  And on the subject of features, could you be a dear and update the feature? Perhaps queue them both now, save some effort in the future... *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 01:24, 8 January, 2011 (UTC)

  Actually, Olipro did it, so nevermind on the features thing, anyhow. Whatever. What about the blurbs for them winner folks, hmm? Could you update those? I wrote some for the defacebook thing; if you use those, SPIKE's might prove horrid enough to get someone else to do better. Or you could do better, yourself... 1234 ~ 06:03, 8 January 2011

I am shocked and confused

You... you blocked me! Again! After everything... er... nevermind. Actually, that is a pretty good way to get a point across; seems to have worked, too. Well... not quite.

Okay, now I'm done. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 06:05, 9 January 2011

I thought about leaving you a message on your talkpage. But blocking you for blanking pages seemed more appropriate. -- The Zombiebaron 06:27, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

What do you have against page-blanking, anyhow? And did I seriously just defer to an admin just because he banned me? Bloody hell, I must be losing it... 1234 ~ 07:08, 9 January 2011

Every time I see "Blanked the page" on Recent Changes my trigger finger gets itchy. -- The Zombiebaron 08:06, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

What about 'Blarked the page' or 'Blankered the page'? Would those do that too? 1234 ~ 15:41, 9 January 2011

I don't know. -- The Zombiebaron 18:05, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm... I'll try it, then. 1234 ~ 18:30, 9 January 2011

Sorry bout that

Didn't notice you actually moved it to your space, thought the nitwit created there in the first place. ~ 22:05, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah I moved it there because I think it's hilarious. But don't worry about it, everything is fixed now. And thanks for banning ChiefjusticeDS. -- The Zombiebaron 22:09, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

HE'S A FLAMING HAMBURGER OR SOMETHING EQUALLY BAD. ~ 22:10, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

You try and encourage everyone to be friends.... --Chiefjustice3DS 22:26, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

kissing your feet

I think you only unblocked me because I voted for you on potatochopper of the year !!! Thanks. I learned my lesson. Whatever it is. :S Dont hesitate to teach me more lessons, anything that doesnt involve me getting on IRC --Shabidoo 06:58, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

You see, if you've asked me you would have only need to kiss my ring. ~ 08:29, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

No way. When I first saw TKF ban you I was like "Oh I wonder why that happened" so I looked at your contributions and saw that you had actually asked TKF to ban you (never a smart move). I was like "Oh that's pretty funny" and then forgot about it. But then later I saw that Lyrithya was telling TKF that you didn't really want to be banned. So I unbanned you. You also voted for my image on VFP. -- The Zombiebaron 08:46, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Hah!

You used shadows. Admit it, it makes things look better. 1234 ~ 17:53, 12 January 2011

Meh. I only did it because I knew you would find it funny. -- The Zombiebaron 18:56, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Pfft. Why must you be so difficult, sometimes? 1234 ~ 19:02, 12 January 2011

Hey hot stuff

I'd just hate to sexually harass you, or anything, because that would be so unlegal, but nice job with the recent templates. ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:08, 13 January 2011

Thanks Zana, even though I have no idea what templates you are talking about. -- The Zombiebaron 18:43, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

This may seem completely crazy

But could you please ban Mimo&maxus (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser? He's gone bonkers and won't get off my talkpage, and he seems to want to be banned, anyhow. 1234 ~ 19:21, 13 January 2011

Ok he'll be back tomorrow. -- The Zombiebaron 19:31, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

If the goal is to convince this teenager from Greece that Uncyclopedia is not to be used primarily as a social site, neither granting a self-requested ban, nor the content-free message in the block log, nor Lyrithya's general willingness to chat at length with him, get it done. They "reinforce the behavior" as they say in Psych 101. If the goal is to convince M&M not to annoy Lyrithya, that isn't clear to me either, as minutes earlier, she was teaching him about graphics file formats. What message do you want to send? or are you merely playing with the ban-stick? Spıke ¬ 19:59 13-Jan-11

Well, according to Lyrithya, Mimo was annoying her. Since Mimo's goal was to get banned for being annoying, I granted him his wish. I never "play with the banstick", and I don't have to explain my actions. -- The Zombiebaron 20:06, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

I put up with annoyance until I get annoyed. *shifty eyes* Nothing wrong with sociability, but annoyance gets annoying. And if you want irony, I'm sitting in a psychology class right now. 1234 ~ 20:22, 13 January 2011

Also, are you sure you don't play with your banstick sometimes? 1234 ~ 20:43, 13 January 2011

Don't be silly. Uncyclopedia is serious business. -- The Zombiebaron 00:23, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

As serious as tofu? 1234 ~ 02:21, 14 January 2011

No, of course you don't need to explain to me a ban of a third party (at the request of the fourth party). But you ought to consider (I mean Lyrithya ought to consider) what the effect of a ban will be. At least, it won't get him off her talk page. Perhaps I should have said: Is she playing with your ban-stick? Spıke ¬ 05:04 14-Jan-11

*hits SPIKE with a frying pan* Seriously, Zombiebaron, let me play with his banstick? You've got to be kidding me... believe me, I've tried getting him to ban people for no reason before; he wouldn't hear of it. Or read of it, if you want literacy.

Anyhow, I don't mind him on my talkpage normally; that was just... he was trying to get banned. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 05:43, 14 January 2011

Yeah. I don't know what you hope to gain by badgering me about this on my talkpage SPIKE. -- The Zombiebaron 06:29, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

But seriously

What should I do with this sort of thing? It's too old for ICU... does that make it too old for QVFD? Should it be VFDed? But that seems silly... 1234 ~ 02:52, 14 January 2011

You should make a secret death list for pages like that, and then slip me the link via private message on IRC sometime. Nobody will be able to prove anything. Unless they find the mass graves. -- The Zombiebaron 04:52, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

"Vigilance." MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:53, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

What is vigilance in this sense, anyhow? 1234 ~ 04:55, 14 January 2011

Uncyclopedia:Vigilance For Fun And Profit -- The Zombiebaron 04:58, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Ooo, thanks... now that must have been interesting.

Anyhow, how would I keep people from noticing such a list? 1234 ~ 05:08, 14 January 2011

Nobody would ever check this page. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:13, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

They would if they saw me editing it... 1234 ~ 05:31, 14 January 2011

You could create a secret death list in a text file on your computer and then email it to me. -- The Zombiebaron 06:26, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

I'd have to keep it on a computer I have with me, and that'd assume I could remember to carry around the same laptop between two different days... hells, I've only got the two, but do I grab moose or Haydrahlienne when I run out the door? Usually too rushed to check which is which... guh, may have to give up this mad notion here and now. 1234 ~ 06:58, 14 January 2011

Drive by {{Fix}}, {{Expand}} {{Ugly}}... or if it's a one liner QVFD (no one need know about it, be sure to check the history though) Also good morning:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 07:02, January 14, 2011 (UTC)