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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and may nut you, you slag.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month July 2009
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December 2009

Playwright of the Month

This user is Canadian
…and actually admits to it!
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This Writer was runner up in Writer of the Year
Wrote the article "British Moon-Landing" which was 3rd in July 2009 Article of the Month:
And 4th in Article of the Year, 2009

Featured Stuff - now in anally-retentive chronological order.

  1. Boer War
  2. British Moon-landing (3rd place Article of the Month - August 2009)
  3. Lady-Gardening
  4. Mrs God's blog
  5. The Popularity of War
  6. Punk Floyd
  7. What I did on my hols.
  8. The History of the Atom
  9. Peter Rabbit Reanimated
  10. Flash Gordon
  11. The Asylum-Seeker's Guide to Visiting McDonald's
  12. The Who
  13. Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage
  14. The Duke of Edinburgh Award
  15. The Pilgrim Fathers
  16. The Rough Guide to Gotham City
  17. A CCTV Nativity,
  18. Why? Not fly Air Zimbabwe?
  19. The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care
  20. New Threat to Christmas
  21. Gangs of New York
  22. HowTo:Be A King ‎ (in collaboration with the artist formerly known as Mahmoosh) (Article of the Month Jan 2010)
  23. Little Adolf's School Report (Article of the Month - Feb 2010)
  24. The History of the War on Drugs
  25. Charles DeGaulle (Runner-up Article of the Month - Feb 2010)
  26. How To:Get Married
  27. Tooth Fairy
  28. HowTo:Be Man's Best Friend
  29. Sir Francis Drake
  30. Bob the Sperm (in collaboration with the artist formerly known as Mahmoosh)
  31. The six wives of Henry VIII
  32. His word writ large
  33. The Wizard of Aus
  34. UnNews: David Blaine to die for our Sins
  35. Bond Villain
  36. Interview with a Vampire
  37. The Doolittle Raid
  38. William Westmoreland with Funnybony
  39. Kate Bush with Black flamingo11 3rd Sept 2010
  40. Prince Madog
  41. A. A. Milne
  42. UnTweets:Noah
  43. United States of Earth with Funnybony
  44. Egyptian Gods
  45. Collective Nouns
  46. Yogi Berra
  47. UnBooks:Dr Seuss' "The Git who Stoned Christians"
  48. Male Adolescence
  49. Barbarian
  50. God's Answering Service with PuppyOnTheRadio
  51. Lonely Hearts Column (with Black flamingo11 & his gang of ten)
  52. Un-British Activities
  53. Roger Hargreaves
  54. There'll Always Be An England?
  55. Raymond Chandler's "Murder on the Orient Express"
  56. The Abridged Reader's Digest Abridged Classics
  57. Psychedelic music (with Funnybony
  58. Last of the Mohicans
  59. Salem witch trials
  60. Updating The Classics
  61. G-Rex (with Funnybony
  62. Celebrity Advice
  63. UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order
  64. Next Year's Australian Grand Prix
  65. The Evolution of Modern Music
  66. Totally Torah: Genesis
  67. UnNews: Alien Invasion Plans Revealed
  68. Monopoly (game)‎
  69. Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast
  70. UnScripts:How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis
  71. Recent developments in Crypto-Zoology
  72. Lockdown (UK)
  73. Why?:I'm not sorry I ate your Unicorn

Stuff I thought was Good at the time but no one else did:A Right Royal Christmas , UnScripts:The 'Are You Being Served?' election special , , Celebrity Chefs read the Nursery Rhyme Classics , UnNews:Oil slick contaminated by wildlife,UnTweets: My Exam Hell, , UnTunes:I won't survive, Bronco McStabber's Fudge Factory, UnNews:Lord's Prayer updated, UnTunes:Sunni and Shia, UnNews:Jobs unveils super-absorbent iPad 2 '(lead article on UnNews!), UnNews:Graceland II opens in Denmark, UnNews:Refugee Pandas safe in Scotland, Anger-management, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, The Jackson 5, Postman Pat, Rudolf Hess, Red squirrel, HowTo:Stage a home invasion‎

Stuff that may be worth reading: Classified ads of HISTORY TODAY , Trumpton , Talibanland ] , Viz (comic) , Totally Torah: Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers. , Unsongs:Bono Saves the babies , Dance and Sex: Partners in time., Armenia's Next Top Model, Pandemics, Human Sexuality and Gender,

Stuff that could do with re-writing: Asterix the Gaul , Bagpuss , The Battle Of Stamford Bridge , Agincourt , Aardwolf , Mankini Atoll , David Livingstone , Richard the Lionheart , Bez , San Liechtenbourg , Halogens , The Fairy Tale Trials , MASH v Cheers

Stuff that's okay if you like that sort of thing: Porpoise , Cuckoo , Guy Fawkes , Wrexham - not my idea, but the existing article was worse

Possible coming attractions: Eldorado, Bermuda, blues boom, periodic table‎ , Bounty Hunter, asterix re-write, Little Richard, siegfried and roy, Banana splits, my fair lady, Hernan Cortes, pizaro, conquistadors, rhioceros british heroes: benedict arnold, richard the third, re-write the lone ranger, User:Sog1970/362, Olympus Mount, Muppet show, wagner

Things i have started but may never finish User:Sog1970/1812:The British Invasion, User:Sog1970/Fairy Tales: A feminist analysis , Farmer ged, coe votes to winditselfup, captain cook, clown fish, ian anderson, chris columbus ] Fritz Haber, Thomas Midgley, eugene terreblanche (scurvy rickets, night blindness kwashiokor)

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