User talk:Sog1970

Previous years ramblings here and also there.

Because white space offends the eye more than naked chicks on bikes.

FAP! FAP! FAP!

That's a nice image you've got up there. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:34, 28 October 2010

Seconded 0_0 --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 14:57, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

States of the United States of Earth

Hi Sog. I wanted to make a realistic list of states in the USE. When adding the 56 original states & territories, plus the other 257 other new states and territory states (including the Moon state) brings the total states to 313. But I didn't want to mess up our article with a long list, so I made the above named list as another page, and linked them. Please take a look now. Hey, that 'white space' (above) is goddamn sexy. Cheers!--Funnybony    11:22, Oct 30

That's pretty exhaustive. Now on to Mars! --Sog1970 12:09, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

Sincere thanks

WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.

--Funnybony    14:15, Nov 1

Baking

I'm preparing your 40th feature cake, just in case that ever happens. What kind of icing would you like? Any things inside ready to jump out? Icing, ummmmmmmmmmm. Aleister 10:35 7 11

I want a boozy cake with naked chicks bursting out - with more booze. Di d I mention the naked chicks? Sog1970 22:29, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

You sure your ticker is up to it? And perhaps you may recall a scene from Some Like it Hot. Never judge a cake by the icing decorations! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:45, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

40!

Congratulations, Sog, you've reached 40, and fast! You deserve heaps of applause and recognition for your monumental contribution to comedy. Good luck with that. --Black Flamingo 18:37, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

I'm now officially twice as infantile and pathetic as I was this time last year. Hurrah! --Sog1970 18:40, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

Literally twice over I would guess Soggy 1970? Congrats on your double 40 if I am correct.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:45, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

40 is the new 30, and congrats on your 40th. And 40 and one-halfeth! Aleister 10:01 14 11

Right! Make that 40.5--Funnybony    18:49, Nov 14

USE IS FA - YAY!

It's an honor for me to be associated with you. And the way United States of Earth flowed from your mind was inspired by Alfred E. Neuman himself. As to what it means, just wait until 2070 and then you can say, "Shit! I knew it all along!" By that time you'll be famous as a fortune teller. Now, on to more serious subject of NAU and Amero, which are kinda an actual reality afoot. As a Canadian it concerns you big time. Just see the VDOs at Amero and see how far it has already come. Mexico+USA+Canada=North American Union (a natural off shoot of NAFTA) and adoption of Amero. Do some investigating into North American Union. Amero is actually an IMPORTANT Article, if you want to get involved. Much appreciated. Cheers!--Funnybony    19:26, Nov 13

Less of the honour thing, I'm just an increasingly fat, bald Welsh-canadian who clearly has nothing better to do. I doubt there'll be a full North American Union soon - though it would be amusing if it involved the entire continent except Quebec. --Sog1970 18:55, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Dude! There is a difference between honour and respect. I don't respect you as, say, an airline pilot, or royalty, although maybe I should. But you are clearly my superior on Uncyclopedia. Hey! Check THIS and the below...seriously.--Funnybony    09:02, Nov 15

Lou Dobbs tells it like it is!!

40

I had this one up just after your 40th went up, and it must have gotten lost in the quick shuffle, and was never listed on the Forum either. So I guess it's between you and me and whoever looked at it, although I'll put it on the list again. And congrats once more! Aleister 00:57 15 11

United States of Earth got featured 60 years in advance

Thanks to you from me and Sog Sog and I. Much appreciated. Dude, even you're a bald, purple pin-striped, Plutoniun, you're awesome on Uncyclopedia (not to mention fortune-telling). BTW: Did you see those NAU news videos?--Funnybony    09:12, Nov 16

Women illegal in Iran

HAAAAAAAA!!! Great additions. HAAAAA!--Funnybony    09:25, Nov 16

Saalam. Pleasure to be associated with you! Thanks for the kind words.

Egyptian Gods

This is an amazing testament to your knowledge on the subject. Consistent. Funny. It's ready to go. Can I Nom it?--Funnybony    11:20, Nov 17

Sure, I'm just bimbling with it now. --Sog1970 11:57, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Edit like an Egyptian. And see my note to you and 'bony on Funnybony's talk page if you have a minute or 20. Aleister 12:01 17 11

Ra

I'd like to formally ask you if you'd collab on a "Suddenly, Ra" page as the third installment in the Suddenly, Raccoons series. I'll ask Romartus and Funnybony too, as we need historians, a couple of photochoppers (that's something I can't do fer sure, too tech for me), and a few writers to masterpiece it. Please, pretty please with acorns and spiced ham on top? Aleister 13:02 18 11

Photochoppers and writers you say... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Sounds like a laugh. I'll join in when it's started --Sog1970 13:11, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! And wait, I just had an idea that came to me from somewhere out of the blue. Let's ask Mhaille too! Aleister 13:15 18 11

That hack? -- Alea iacta est

Alice

Thanks for the pee, it actually wasn't that bad. In fact, it was pretty good. It's given me quite a bit to work with, so thank you. Please don't hesitate to review articles in the future (seriously, we need everyone we can get right now). --Black Flamingo 11:21, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you did a decent job, especially compared to your previous. Rather impressive, at that. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101123 - 11:29 (UTC)

Yay.

Thanks for voting for Protagonist, mon. I'm glad you liked the article. Er... story, I mean. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 03:51 (UTC)

The Git Who Stoned Christians

Applause. Wait, I'll stand up here. Okay. Standing applause. Sitting back down. Now laying back. Laying back applause. I will look forward to seeing the completed page, more comments then. the sound of applause is heard as user signs off Aleister 12:27 29 11

You may find this interesting if you don't know it, and since Osama's messages were pretty well buried, maybe not. He wrote soon after Tora Bora that what he and his top guys did was dig holes in the plains beneath TB, and hid in them, so while the bombs were falling on the caves and mountains he was in the valley. Since American troops weren't ordered to go to the mountains, he wasn't found, and then sneaked away after a few days. True story, and I should know! (editing from this cave has been a good use of my time, and I've honed my sense of humour so even that Egyptian guy laughs sometimes). Aleister??? 13:56 29 11

Mini sectional pee review. Page eleven's format has the first line indented, while the others don't. Also "And the next thing he knew" is a line that kind of just hangs there, coming from or leading to (I'm a real) nowhere, man. The first big letter in the story overlaps the title a bit on my screen, on purpose or should nudge it down a line. That's my mini pee review of selected sentences. Do I get one of those showers or something now? I sure need one ha ha ha hee hee hee ha ha ho he heeee. Aleister 10:26 3 12

Thought I may as well do a delivery. --^Dame 11:18, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Damn, nice work Sonje. The page breaks seem fine, only place I got hung up on was the "Page Two" etc.'s, couldn't tell at first if it was labeling the page above it or below it, and they were way too big. Maybe making the page numbering tiny, or eliminating them. The lines between don't bother me personally, but then I'm ADD and need some collaring, except when I wander off to look at bugs or cracks in the wall or something, even when I'm wri Aleister 11:49 5 12

Git, and Mary

Thanks for the Mary vote! What made the missus squirm, if I may be so bold and inquisitive (do you have tape?). If there is something so out there that it can be changed without altering the flow of the tale, then let's do so. A tweek at least. Did she like the page, pop ups, etc? On Git, I haven't thought of any good photos. Looked through the stuff at category:Aviation Images, and thought a few might fit but didn't want to barge in on your page with something outside of your concept. I'll keep my attention on it though, and read the sections in question and maybe something will shake loose in there. Thanks again, Aleister 17:57 2 12

Thanks!

The world is forever in your debt. If you're interested, you can also vote at Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Nov, for great justice and stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:10, 5 December 2010

Male Adolescence

I had a quick read through Soggy, made a couple of changes since I am guessing the narrator is in the UK. The '250' lbs? I would guess now it's all in kilos these days though I would have measured it stones and lbs? One thing did occur to me that if this article is the angry voice of a 17 year old, he can write very well. Perhaps too well in context? I will have another but otherwise I like the story.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:07, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Better than the average Berra

Congrats on Yogi! Like Etta James sings. I'd linked Berra in an interesting way in my "The Threat of Festivus" page, directly combined with Egyptian Gods! Saw on Funnybony's page that you may do that Rock and Roll page, epic endeavor. I just remembered we all have that Suddenly, Ra thing, and Mhaile has already written one of the pages. Must run over to his home and knock on the door. Congrats again. Aleister 12:00 8 12

R&R

But I've got a month off coming up. I feel a Rock n Roll article coming on. --Sog1970 11:19, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Sog, Yes, please start a R&R page in your user space. But lets do it right. We must start at the beginning... The Blues.. what is the blues? Miserable Black cats, complaining about some bummer, set to the thump of a wash board and three chord progression. Founder? Kunta Kinte? And how did Blues develop into such outrage as psychedelic music - the extremity of R&R? By adding acid and looking for solutions to the problems being complained about in the blues. So R&R started in deepest Africa with the "Beat". This was carried to the USA by slaves and before long the constantly complaining blacks discovered "guitar", and they were, in turn, discovered by Elvis, who added sexuality and stupidity. The Brits copied it louder and harder, and the Beatles and Yardbirds were born, God Himself joined the fun as Lead Guitar God. And Payola became the BJ of success - as it still is. There you have it. Hehe!--Funnybony    21:57, Dec 8

UKIP

Sog,

Thanks for the help with the pictures - a big improvement.

I'll have a go at the latter list-y sections.

Cheers Murc O' Garage 21:25, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

UKIP Manifesto

Sog

De-list-ified the list-y bits. Took your beer drinking idea and shoved it in Nightclub Immigration rather that Squirrels. Might read a bit contrived? Discovered strike-through text formatting and probably went a bit mad with it. I'd appreciate the nomination. Thanks for the tips, help and ideas (God I love strike-through). If there are any further thoughts of Chairman Mao - let me know. Please feel free to feck around some more with tweaks. Murc O' Garage 23:35, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

UKIP Manifesto

Sog,

Took your advice and got a vote. Having a strong moral streak, I got the other half to carry out the act of pressing the vote button. Fantastic site - only discovered it on Thursday last week.Murc O' Garage 16:55, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

The Hall

You have risen, and you have conquered. And in such a short time too. 'Grats on topping the hall, Sog, you are a force of nature! Now stop writing - you're making the rest of us look bad. Although that's not hard to do, but I digress. Where was I? Ah yes - in conclusion: dicks, lol. --UU - natter 13:19, Dec 14

Congratulations

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of December 2010. I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better.

It would be easy to point to your talent at demonstrating to many established users how to write great comedy and to keep it flowing for some considerable time, however your helping and involving others is a skill that is often overlooked in this place, and despite racking up features at a rate of knots it is something to be respected and rewarded within our little piece of the internet. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Current Heavyweight Chump of the World

According to ring ranking at the Uncyclopedia Hall of Shame you are now the rightful bearer of this standard. If you are ever superseded please relinquish this to the new champion. Be proud of your title, or, toss it in the delete bin and throw a rotten tomato at the world. You’re the CHUMP – it’s your title now. CHeers!--Funnybony    17:44, Dec 16

How come I never got this award? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Sex appeal. Pup 02:30 25 Feb '11

Roberto Duran

Hi Sog, yes, R&R is warming up. Could I ask a favor of you? NO? Well, please...!? OK!? Alright! Whew! Just the opening paragraph of the above named article feels nice material wise, but I'm uncomfortable with the grammar and pacing. Could you please edit just that first Para so it reads smoother? It's up now on VFH so it needs help ASAP, please. Thanks in advance. Cheers!--Funnybony    10:18, Dec 18

SOG! Awesome! Man, I'm impressed! Gad! Don't stop. He's a very worthy subject. I just don't have the talent to do what you just did. And it's a wonder to behold. Much thanks--Funnybony    15:49, Dec 18

UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon

The subject of this article is such an ass hole that he won’t even thank you. He told me to do it. Hey, fuck him! But, thank you!--Funnybony    16:23, Dec 18

Herod the Great

Sorry Soggy, I forgot to thank you for nominating the Herod the Great article. You are now the David Haye of Uncyclopedia! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:54, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Pee review splashback

Is Alice any better now? I'm not asking for another review or anything, just a simple yay or nay. --Black Flamingo 08:23, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Well, we might as well give it a go. Who knows what could happen? --Black Flamingo 18:44, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I noticed, thanks for the nom and the review and the edits and all that jazz. Think you'll win WotY this year? I'm finding it hard to choose between the so called "big four", but I reckon it's going to be between you and Mhaille (a tie would be nice). --Black Flamingo 10:45, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

I doubt it - I don't spend as much time around the place helping other people - too self-adsorbed, prob'ly --Sog1970 10:53, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Roberto Durán ofrecer su agradecimiento

Roberto celebrates his feature article in Uncyclopedia – thanks to you.

--Funnybony    08:51, Jan 2

The Sack of Rome

Just to let you know, I wasn't trying to be a dick reverting your emptying, but it seems to me that emptying it is an unneeded step in the process of redoing it. Go ahead and re-empty it if you want, I just don't see the point. → I am greatSoup? 23:54 3-Jan-11 ←

Oh, okay. Have fun → I am greatSoup? 23:59 3-Jan-11 ←

Also, just a suggestion, but maybe ask an admin to delete the blank article? It would make it cleaner → I am greatSoup? 00:02 4-Jan-11 ←

Phone thingy

RL got in the way. Getting back on to it now. Working of an idiot proof way of getting it done now. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 02:13, Jan 4 2011 UTC

Done! - Added in a bit of wiki-fu for people who consistently press the wrong button, and a few other touches, proofread (as US English - don't ask me why but it just felt like it was more suitable for this one), and bits and pieces. If you're happy for it to be moved then be my guest, otherwise it's fairly straightforward as to how to edit the existing sections, and not overly complex as to how to add a new one if you want to. Also - haven't done the fade in ad, as that would need to be done as an animated gif to bring it in - I'm happy to do it but haven't got the time (at home) or the access (at work) to do it at present. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 05:31, Jan 4 2011 UTC

Barbarian

Hi Soggy. The 'Buns' I think do need an explanation why you haven't called them The Huns. Perhaps there was a mistranslation by the Latin writers who wrote Hun when they meant Bun and it is only thanks to Sog research that you have corrected this. This isn't outlandish. Did you know it wasn't until the 6th century that the Goths were restrospectively re-named Visigoths and Ostrogoths. When they were doing all that pillaging stuff, they were called the Tervingi and Greuthungi. Also you do know the Roman Emperor in 367 was Valentinian I (if I ever get round to it, I had him and his brother the inventors of Valentine Cards..but that is another unwritten story). Anyway, to go back to Buns, perhaps a footnote could explain all this to fussy readers. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:36, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Fair enough. i'll see to it. And no, I didn't know who was emperor - i made it up. I kind of knew that you'd know though. --Sog1970 13:14, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! Again!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for yet again supporting my recently featured article.

I yet again greatly appreciate your support.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:35, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

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Lonely hearts

You stop whenever you want you prolific bastard. I kind of feel like I'm spent on the subject now, but I have recently recruited more writers to help out. I think a wider variety of writing styles is all it really needs now, as we probably have enough actual jokes. But yeah, if you want to add more though feel free. Quantity is better than quality. --Black Flamingo 11:41, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

So close

So close..... You deserved it too. It's hard when more than one person deserves the same thing. Congrats on a very strong showing. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:59, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thankee, Goode Sir/Ma'am

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thankee for supporting my featur'd and PLS winning Article.

I give Thanks for your goode and earnest Praise toward it.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:44, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

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Thanks

Thanks for your vote on Pearl necklace, a weird little article but fun to play on. Apparantly lots and lots of people don't know the "hidden" meaning of the term, so it would be an interesting educational-type feature. And your abridged classics = instant classic. Aleister 14:38 16-2-'11

Ah, I know about the page but, to take your hint (wink wink, nudge cludge mudge) a wiki-box link near the bottom would be rather educational for our dear readers. Thanks! I'll get right on it. As soon as I step through this pile of pearl necklaces I collect on my floor, some going back to the '90s. Hmmmm. There's another idea. Yuck, so, in other words, Yay! Aleister 14:44 16-2-'11

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 09:59, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Reader's Digest

I thought it would get 20 votes before the sun set. Maybe some of the "younger viewers" don't remember the books, or even Reader's Digest. My parents used to have some of the older books around, I don't know where they got them, and I think there were three books in each volume. You wrote a very good article, the abridgements were perfect, or near perfect (the only perfection in art may be "Kill Bill", and one of Twain's better shorts). Aleister 22:52 24-2-'11

Kill Bill Vol. 2, obviously. --Black Flamingo 22:58, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

I look at them as one film, which they actually are, just chapters one and two. They meld together like jelly and those soft peanuts. Aleister 23:05 24-2-'11

Yeah but chapter 1 is painfully dull because it's just endless slapstick violence. Although I like the girl with the mace (not that one I met in the alley that time who sprayed my eyes, the one with the medieval weapon-style mace). --Black Flamingo 23:10, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Heretic! If you don't get it, nobody can explain it to you. That's like calling The Beatles just another twangy band from Liverpool. No, I won't even try. Good day sir. Aleister I said good day. 23:14 24-2-'11

I'm lost... The Beatles wrote the soundtrack to Kill Bill? --Sog1970 10:04, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

Just John. He was the smart one. Ringo tried to write a few soundtracks, but just ended up accidently inventing house music. Aleister 11:15 25-2-'11

Congratulations!!

On 50 features! I remember the good old days (a few months ago) when 40 was the glass ceiling and cakes and parties were the reward. Now 50 seems like another planet to most of us, and all we can do is stare and point. A feat afoot! Congrats. Aleister 11:17 25-2-'11

It said on Breakfast TV that 60 was the new 40. God help every one of us.--Sog1970 13:00, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

I'm watching a chat between the guy on 1/2 hundred and 1/3 hundred. Don't forget us 1/4 hundreds down here. But seriously, 'grats. I remember reviewing The Popularity of War and saying to myself at the time "This guy can't write his way out of a paper bag". That feels like about 45 features ago. Pup 02:28 25 Feb '11

That's what my English teacher used to say.--Sog1970 14:45, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

The Soggy Machine keeps on turning..is the secret a call centre in India? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:59, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Jobs unveils super-absorbent iPad 2

Ew, gross! but it's going to lead today. I've renamed it (no excess capitals in UnNews headlines), as shown above, and have given you a Source. Thanks. Spıke ¬ 20:21 3-Mar-11

I'm so proud. Mommy says it's the best article what I ever wrote-ed. Plus, call it whatever you like, I've only ever written three UnNews and I was never sure if i was laying it out right--Sog1970 20:57, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

Hey dude. I'm a newbie here and trying to find my feet and meet everybody, and was very interested when I saw your talk page. So, anyway, hi. -I have a talking zombie 19:58, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry. I'm not easily offended, but thanks anyway :D. -I have a talking zombie 05:14, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

A buck

Because I Give a Buck

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Please don't stop User:Sog1970/psych

Soggy! You're on a roll, big time. I think the entire text should be italics (like vocal), but don't worry about that - I'll do that. What you're doing with the different styles is perfect. Roll on, big daddy! I don't think we need any headings at all - it should all be one rap-show. Try to fit the last items into the rap as part of the subject. SUPER DUPER!!!--Funnybony    19:14, Mar 13

Joe Pesci

You laughed at Joe Pesci’s joke and voted to make fun of him. So, you can only blame yourself.

Cheers--Funnybony    12:12, Mar 14

Mike Tyson thanks yo’ sorry ass

Sir Mike

--Funnybony    07:55, Mar 16

Psychedelic music

Soggy, great job. Is it okay if I or anyone Nom this tonight? It is now Full Moon - good time to Nom an article (provided that the article is feature worthy). We can also make adjustments while on VFH. OR, should we wait? Your call, bro! BTW: I put a couple pics for you to see on my talk page (incl young John Peel). Cheers!--Funnybony    19:44, Mar 19

nom away. I'm just glad you didn't pick the one with the dodgey t-shirt that i found.--Sog1970 21:56, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

THIS

Hi Soggy! If you feel like it could you please straighten-out/warp the following so we can have another collab. Right now it is given as a narrative by no one in particular, who should it be? This subject was my flat mate for a while in 1967 - quite a nice bloke, and I would guess you are well aware of him. Jimi Hendrix, John Peel, Kieth Richards, Pete, Harrison, everybody was in awe of his playing. His best album ever is "You Had It Coming". Cheers!--Funnybony    09:55, Mar 22

G-Rex needs tender love

Soggy, I guess we'll slowly get Psych featured. I think it is awesome, and I knew RomArtus would like it if he read it. Not to change the subjects, but, long before creation there lurked the G-Rex which were all destroyed by the Big Bang. They are positively the hugest beasts that ever lived for sure. Can you breathe life into this page? It could be fun. I think it's a funny angle with lots of jokes, but now it's all bones, no fat doesn't hack it. Whattya say?--Funnybony    21:07, Mar 30

Dinosaur made it into queue!

DINO PARTY!!!

Thanks for the vote dude!

-- 15:16, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Salem

Given me my biggest laughs of the week! lol lol lollol lol. And I've only looked at the pics and read the captions. Later on I'll go back and read the article! Aleister 10:07 7-4-'11

I haven't written the end yet! --Sog1970 10:59, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

I haven't read any of it. Just looked at the pictures and captions. Funniest things I've seen this week for sure. I'm laughing just typing this. Thanks. Now, I have the reading at some point to look forward to. Aleister 13:48

I blanked the previous Salem witch trials page and put it there - naughty, I suppose, but it wasn't doing the site any favours. --Sog1970 16:04, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

I was thinking of adding a footnote about snooker, Sheffield, The Crucible Theatre, Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe but decided against. Perhaps in Sheffield they re-enact the Salem witch trials on snooker tables and the infernal cry Alex Hurricane Higgins can be heard upon the wind... --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:52, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Romanovs...

Hey Sog, i was the main constructor of The Romanovs...U should go back to the original article just for kicks...had to change it as it received an ICU...rewrote it and have been receiving a lot of help from User:Kevillips...i haven't looked to see wot you did...i am sure it is fine...but i wil take a look and c...btw the page is over 30 kilobytes long now?...idk y i got that note...--Purple&Pink I didn't do it! 21:31, 9 April, 2011 (UTC)

So, i looked and it all looks nice...i don't think that you removed any footnotes...but if you did then can you put them back...and if not can you not remove them? we like the footnotes...so really you can do anything but just don't kill the footnotes...thanks, and don't feel like you can't edit the page...i think it looks great...love Princess Ann...lol...--Purple&Pink I didn't do it! 21:41, 9 April, 2011 (UTC)

THIS needs help

Hi Soggy. This is basically a good article after getting past the intro. But the intro is a too absurd, in spite of it being appropriate for Don Martin. If you think you can rewrite the opening and give it all life, then I'll pull it from VFH and await your magic. Certainly a worthy subject. Whattya say? Cheers!--Funnybony    14:52, Apr 12

I have actually written some mopre stuff for G Rex - I've just been occupied building sheds, of all things. --Sog1970 20:58, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

G-Rex

Looking good, mate. I moved it over to main space. Please make any edits over there. Should I put it for Pee?--Funnybony    09:36, Apr 18

I've a few things in mind that I haven't got round to yet. Let's leave it for a bit and see if it makes it any better. --Sog1970 09:58, April 18, 2011 (UTC)

People who. . .

Hi, and many thanks for being the first to vote for the newest edition of People Who Like to Fuck Naked. The purpose of the thing was foremost in my thinking: to give people a one-paragraph link storage to wikipedia pages on how to fuck naked (maybe a few of us, and give some of the Black Flamingo 10 an option to collab again, can do a collab on HowTo:Fuck Naked. A section on each one of the wikipedia sex links, some of them sporked and worked on, some of them original, one section each. I haven't counted the sections, but just thought this up now when I typed in the words "how to fuck naked". I'll count the sections and p.s. this) Back to the thanks for voting For. I put this page up to be the one I crossed the 40 feature mark with. Long ago (last year) that used to mean more than it does now, with you in the mid-50s aimed towards the 60s (60 is the new 40), but it's still nice to get. So your vote means a lot to me. As for your two most recent masterpieces, the Indian and the Witch article, bravo! They were so much fun to read, and did the topics more than justice. I haven't looked at G-Rex yet, and will when it's on VFH. Thanks again! Aleister

Cheers, not sure G Rex works in quite the way either of us had in mind... but, ne'er mind. --Sog1970 14:26, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

I'm tempted to read it now. I'll read the lead. Sounds fun. And Funnybony has a way of changing things around so I've found on a collab with him that you have to keep on your toes and put back the stuff you really think works well as well as honor Funnybony's great edits. He edited all of our pages very well, and we shaped them for quite awhile each time. So you know what, I'll stick to my original Sog-policy of reading the VFH editions. On the collab idea, there are 21 wikipedia sex-education links in that one paragraph in Pwltfnaked. Maybe 10 of us can take two topics apiece, make them as long as we want and as good quality as we can, and then give suggestions to each other, and everyone keep editing until the quality of uncyclopedia's HowTo:Fuck page is second to none on the web. That could be fun, and the links could be super-valuable to share with people. No external links to ads or sex sites though, that should be, I think, the line. Does that make more sense? It'd be great to collab with you and lots of others on this project. (and I really did just think iit up writing above, I came here to thank you for giving Pwltfnaked credibility on the voting stack. Aleister 14:42 19-4-'11

Sounds like fun, point me in the general direction of what you want doing and I'll start soon as.. --Sog1970 14:57, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, I wrote all that above stuff while under the influence of some odd herb that I've experimented with before. In a day or two I'll set up a sign up sheet page, with some ideas. TKF is inerested too, and this could be fun. Aleister 1:02 4-20

G-Rex

I'm probably done now. --Sog1970 21:55, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Hi Soggy, I think the part about the G-Rex being destroyed by the Big Bang is okay and kinda funny. But whatever you decide we need to make the article uniform. That entire angle can be deleted if necessary. Whattya say? Your call...--Funnybony    19:26, Apr 24

On my VFH, saying the things left unsaid

The great love article of my life that I wrote was featured recently, and I would therefore like to take the time to thank you profusely for helping to make it a success despite that fucking cunt-bitch Lyrithya some adversity. Your good deeds shall not be forgotten. Now, please excuse me I have to go fill Lyrithya's userpage with abusive garbage reflect on the important things in life.

...I hope you'll join me in the attack -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:04, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Hello fellow Canadian

How are you? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:02, 14 May 2011

I'm fine but only a semi-Canadian, if that. So I'm fi.... --Sog1970 08:31, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

That is good then. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:40, 19 May 2011

Tweets

If you'd like, I could try to convert the messages in your article to more traditional tweets. I didn't want to just unilaterally take action, but I'll try if you say yes.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 13:44, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

Alright, so I finished Twitter-fying the article. I imagine it probably will make your eyes bleed now (if you're an English teacher as you seem to be especially), but it keeps the jokes that you had and even (I daresay) adds some new ones. I also commented out about ten of the tweets that I felt weren't adding anything to the article except length. TKF and I both worked to bring everything under 140 characters as well. Obviously, it's your prerogative what you'd like to do with my edits.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 21:02, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

Collab

Hi Sog, sorry I gave a personal message on your Nom. I should have just left it here. Wow, you must be a school teacher!? I have a teenage son on the verge of discovering sex, so I'll get hip very soon. Although we live in Thailand where no one is sexually frustrated. We did a lot of work on the G-Rex, but we got stuck on the concept.. if we have the beast destroyed by the Big Bang then we have something special, as opposed to just another dino article. What do you think about it? What ever you decide is the way we'll go. Hope you are keeping well. Y/pard, Fb--Funnybony    04:29, May 22

Hey up, I'll have another look at G Rex in a few weeks but I have hundreds of essays from schools all over Britain that I have to took at and bugger about with so I'm going to be preoccupied for a couple weeks at least. So, it may take a while--Sog1970 07:41, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

All over Britain!? Man, that has got to be a lot of essays. Wish I could help you, but what the fuck do I know!? Anyway, I'm glad to be back in touch, and look forward to more funnies together. Cheers!--Funnybony    08:29, May 23

Well, all over England and Wales. I don't deal with Jocks, they have their own education system, which can't fail to be better than ours. --Sog1970 13:31, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Celebrity Advice

When you're making your "responses," perhaps you could make them as subpages of the Celebrity Adivce page (e.g., Celebrity Advice/1 or Celebrity Advice/answer1).~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 15:40, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

I just did what I was mentioning to your first answer because I figured you might be done with it. All I did was click "move" at the top of the page and move it to Celebrity Advice/answer1. You could do the same with the other answers as you finish them. It's just cleaner that way, or something.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 15:46, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:

• Guru Maharaj Ji
• Don Martin
• Blue-ringed octopus
• Lunar Launch (with Socky)
• 2012 (with MrN)

like, really!--Funnybony    20:17, May 29 20:17, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

Got another FA for you

Dude! While you were off grading teenage asseys I went through the Pee Review on G-Rex and made all the improvements. I also cleaned it up and answered my own question, then Nommed it. Right now it has 9 FOR votes and is just waiting your signature to make it a feature. Yo bro!--Funnybony    09:18, Jun 8

I'd better vote for it then! Still getting dozens of scripts a day arriving, all of them shit. --Sog1970 09:20, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Yay! You're getting scripts, as in screenplays? Well, if they're all shit that makes your job a lot easier...just give them all an A. Dude!--Funnybony    09:27, Jun 8

Pard! We got it. Tomorrow's FA. Another successful collab, and so your infinite HOS list keeps increasing. Here's one that has gigantic potential if it is redrafted in a different style. Can you please consider THIS? BTW: My little Dead Dick gross offering seems to be the Funnybony version of Bronco McStabber's Fudge Factory---haha!!! Cheers!--Funnybony    17:44, Jun 17

Inbox

Hey Soggy, nice to see you're back. You're just in time to help out with this. We're approaching it like lonely hearts column, but right now we need a hell of a lot more ideas. Care to pitch in? --Black Flamingo 23:20, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

You voted for visual puns, which got featured!

-- 01:07, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Pantsless Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I appreciate it, and stuff.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:51, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

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thanks

...for helping me get my first article featured !!! :) --ShabiDOO 14:27, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Image source

Where you find this bitch? 92.126.75.100 02:07, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Google images, I think. --Sog1970 10:13, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wasss-up?

Hey Sog, how's it going? Are you okay? Don't let me worry. Hope this meets you well and happy. Do you have a Facebook account? Gotta get linked in the NWO database. Please write me at rsbj@hotmail.com so we can connect. Cheers!--Funnybony    16:27, Aug 18

I was thinking about dear Soggy too. I trust he's just taken a short break and will come back with a trunk full of new articles...or he's got a real job writing jokes/ideas for Monet-? -RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:10, October 9, 2011 (UTC)

Pass the gravy boat and the green piped potatoes, would you , Love?

Thank you for your vote on Fanny Cradock! Hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:33, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

You know...

You've been pretty awesome here. I can't speak for much, but I wish you all the best. 1234 ~ 00:50, 5 November 2011

You... you've retired?

Just now that you got your 60th feature. Oh, the irony, or alternatively, the fittingness, maybe even both. Anyway, good luck with being awesome wherever you are now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:04, 7 November 2011

Oh hell Soggy! The exodus continues!! First Spike, Al and now you. This is too bad. Well I trust you do keep in contact with this wiki. Great to have met you! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:41, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

Bye Welshy, I'll never forget the time we collaborated on Kate Bush. We collaborated all night on that babe. Oh yeah. Loved the gagging thing too. --Black Flamingo 17:30, November 10, 2011 (UTC)

Thank oo

Thank you for voting You have recieved a single pass to the Jones Family Memorial Museum to see all the artifacts retrieved without incident by the various Joneses. The museum remains the most popular location in the continental United States to be crushed by a boulder, despite that wanky 127 Hours film. --Nikau 02:32, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry to hear about your retirement. You set the bar too high with British moon landings et al. Good luck with life! :D --Nikau 02:41, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

Congratulations

You and Black flamingo11 are writers of the year. Well done! You must be very proud. I am and I didn't even do anything. I don't have your shiny trophy though, Black flamingo11 has it, he's in the large battle dome over there and I heard him say that he'd die before he surrendered the shiny trophy that he may or may not have to a second-rate author such as you. That's just him though, everyone else thinks you're awesome. --ChiefjusticeWii 12:44, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

Sog man, you are awesome. Also, the award is on your userpage; sorry if I mucked up your fancy formatting. And don't ask how I managed to get it away from the bird; I don't want to go into that. 1234 ~ 17:54, 1 February 2012

Thanks, I feel very humble. I'd like to thank God, my parents, agent etc.... I'm sure I'll be back more regularly when I've finished my current project--Sog1970 18:46, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

Well done sheepshagger. --Black Flamingo 00:53, February 2, 2012 (UTC)

Something like what they said, but with a mild acerbic note that could be attributed to jealousy, but is actually related to a stomach ulcer. Pup 12:34 02 Feb '12

Nothing like a good rub down by a template. Congrats, and so well deserved it's not even worth mentioning how well deserved it is. 61 features (Roger Maris' head pops up from the grave and has a drink) now, and many people here don't even realize you have at least fifteen or more pages lying about, gathering electronic dust and fermenting in their own juices (ummmmmmm, juices), which could be featured immediately. A win well won. Aleister 12:42 2-2-'12

Punk Floyd

I know the discography section was not funny. I just started it but I was going to edit it today! MagicBus (talk) 22:10, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

No problem. I'm not around much any more so you can largely do what you like.--Sog1970 (talk) 22:47, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

Do I believe in Sog?

Yes! Thanks for the vote for Muffin the Mule. Hope your inspiration genie comes back to shame us all on this here 'humour' site. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:29, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

God is in his heaven...

...and sent his Son down to Earth to save all mankind. It's Sog!!! You're back, and if you stay then we all got our Festivus Miracle. In other words, hi, and welcome back. Merry Everything. Aleister 23:34 24December12

T'was Christmas Eve in the drunk tank, an old man said to me "better write something than watch Morecambe and Wise". Nadolig Llawen --Sog1970 (talk) 23:41, December 24, 2012 (UTC)

Some idiot already nommed your Monopoly page, things move fast around here. Not the time to talk, but there are big doings at uncyclopedia, so stick around a few days at least and see what there is to see. Enjoy the nog and the leering guard stupid enough to pull the Christmas Eve overnight shift. Aleister 23:51 same day

Well, you're sure to get big doings after eating all that turkey and the pigs in blankets.--Sog1970 (talk) 23:54, December 24, 2012 (UTC)

Monopoly (game)

If you have really been absent for two years, you should know that Uncyclopedia is now in the "It's okay to self-nominate on VFH" era, a subtle rules change that is solely responsible for me being one-third of the way to your record-setting feature count. I'm sure this article will be welcome there when it's ready. Spıke ¬ 00:34,03:18 25-Dec-12

Peer-e-odic

A very ambitious project, and one that you can go back and polish forever (or as long as elements last). A friend and I had a running joke about an elements club, where you get one element a month sent to you with a pamphlet describing your new element. That probably exists in the real world now, and someone is a multi-millionaire. Anyway, one element I worked on is Unununium, but it has a different legal name now. It's a very nice element, and I keep some in a jar in the fridge, you know, for seasoning.

Are you aware of the intention of some users to move uncyclopedia? They already have servers and code and plans, and kept it in the dark from almost everyone. I don't know if I'll join in, stay on this site, or tally between both. The main concerns I have are ad-creep, or any ads at all, and the search engine problem of where the new site would be listed for someone just googlingbinging uncyclopedia. Lots of forum discussions going on, and I fear it will hurt the uncy community in the long run but maybe my fears are groundless, and my teddy bear can stop holding me. Not quite yet though, ummmmmm, teddy bear innards. Al 12:19 27decemb12

I saw something about it. Wikia seemed keen for Uncyc to stay. What's the objection? --Sog1970 (talk) 12:26, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

The new warning template to get into the site, the censoring of boobs and peni (boobs are now either deleted or have a weird wikia advertisement pasted over them - your opening pic on this page isn't long for the world) and the fact that wikia hasn't promoted us in the press and through ads on comedy sites that take ads. And just the feeling of independence that some people want. Hyperbole is irritated wikia won't give him his old password back (he forgot it and edits under Horace someting something). Somebody else is probably irritated at the soap in our bathrooms. I dunno. Al minutes later

Welcome back Soggy! There is this issue with silly censorship but I am waiting to see what Supreme Sysop Goddess Sannse and Wikia come up with as a their offer to Uncyclopedia. Having another plan is always good. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:02, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

Nice photo up there... And thank you!

Murder Frog has awarded you a pair of scissors! Now go run around with them.

These scissors are now yours, because of your kind vote for Jim Morrison on VFH. Also, your photo on this talk page made me smile. --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 01:37, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Ha! 66

You're going to have to stay! Come on, hang in here and let's hit some new peaks of writing. After your work during you absence you've probably gained even more skill, so of course we need you! I just added the Monopoly game page because I didn't want my name listed ahead of yours, and added one to the number that was there. And even though if you leave and I'm totally lucky enough to pass you, I want to say that you got the numbers first in an amazing manner. I did some fart jokes and honked a horn. You know, I may tie you at 66 with a page on masturbation. Beating off with a beet. Dignity escapes me and does a double-twist on a napkin. But I am very proud of my feature tomorrow, well, in 12 minutes. Claudette Colvin! One of the most unsung women of the 20th Century, and uncyclopedia gets to sing her. This will probably be one of the best and most honest pages written about her. Then there's that jagging-off with a beet. /Claudette Colvin does a face palm Aleister 23:48 2-1-'13

I only added the other to be irritating. Not sure I'll be around much. I started a very dull wiki of my own for work and it's likely to take up a great deal of free time. Hence the on-going Periodic Table project that I can dip in and out of without spending much time.--Sog1970 (talk) 11:27, January 3, 2013 (UTC)

I happened to just log on and saw you answer this, like some kind of ghost eye in the sky, here I am. Good luck on your wiki (is it actually named "The Very Dull Wiki"?). Well, the only hope we have here is that once you got your feet wet again you won't be able to resist. I would say resistance is futile, but it probably isn't. Al literally minutes later

Ah, the "very dull wiki" got me a promotion and a 12% pay-rise. So I guess I'll have to finish it now. Congrats on being top of the HOS. It's like being the chief village idiot, isn't it.

Soggy! Hi! How are you? You can't just leave like that :( --^Dame 01:51, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

Congrats on the promotion and pay raise. We get those here at the new Uncy all the time, but only in our imaginations. All of us who clawed our way to the top of HOS know what the air is like up there, and how the women flow like water, and then the water turns into some kind of surreal goo that only our mothers love, and from there it's all downhill until we get back to no features and we have to start over again. But in all seriousness, I'm proud that my first feature was on Anne Hathaway, whose performance in Les Miserables I've been raving about, and my latest is Phil Ochs, the first article I wrote here. None of the other ones in between are worth a damn, except for the one about the young girl winning the Masters. By the way, in unrelated news, my computer has been out for over a week and it does feel good to get away from the screen for a good amount of time. I am now rambling. More soon. Al 3:22 4-6-'13

Your note

'lo. With my god-awful computer problems, I just got back on for now (at a public outlet so time is limited), and won't have time to read your page-in-progress. Next time for sure. I don't know if pee review is still here or not, that is a mystery I am not privvy to. Would be nice to email you, please ask Funnybony on his real-life email for my email eddress if you'd like, although I may not get back to you right away (depends on the comuter Gods). I'm glad you're back, both here and elsewhere. Aleister 16:19 11-7-'13

Hi, just got back from Espana. Will talk to Bony tonight.Sog1970 (talk) 11:45, 15 July 2013 (UTC)

One quick question

What is your favorite article you have written? --Nikau (talk) 04:33, 10 November 2014 (UTC)

rather fond of British moon landing and Charles DeGaulle, Little Adolfs school report etc – Preceding unsigned comment added by 92.19.160.65 (talk • contribs)

Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:21, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:44, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:26, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

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Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?

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Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:19, 13 December 2021

Do you consider yourself active?

I made a template some time ago which randomly pulls the name of a random active non-admin. However, your list of contributions shows that you may be more inactive. Do you consider yourself active? I want to know so that I can keep or remove your name from the template. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:01, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

I am, at best, an occasional visitorSog1970 (talk) 16:35, 20 June 2022 (UTC)