User:Bevanz

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“Teach a man to reason, and he'll think for a lifetime.”

~ Carl Sagan

This user is quite literally the greatest user ever, and all the other users should sit down and let him be so great. My signature should have been evidence enough of this, but some people just don't learn.

About me

I will probably mostly bother with editing stuff to make everyone else look less retarded.

I have experience from Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica, too. Fuck them, though.

Contributions

Shit I made

• Bespin: Working on expanding it

Shit I largely rewrote or am in the process of rewriting

• Greedo: Previously was a stub in which someone decided to copy a nonsense section and paste it over and over throughout the article.
• Bassoon: Rewrote to save from VFD.
• Fidel Castro's Hurricane Cannon: Rewrote to save from VFD.

Shit I helped out with

• 1: Created the map at the top
• 2000 AD - 2099 AD
• Assassin: Pretty much just cutting back to one quote and listcruft burning, but also a few minor edits throughout.
• Game:Capture the Flag: Someone else created, but I saved to my userspace when it was VFD'd.
• Cheeselen: Graphical help, other small edits
• Encyclopedia
• Flint, Michigan: Assisted Spike in reviving after it was VFD'd
• IDK: Helped to save from VFD
• Lando Calrissian
• Pikachusetts: Graphical help, other small edits
• Savannah Whale: Graphical help, other small edits