QuickVFD
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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
UnNews:Illegal occupation of palestine really a eugenics experiment — Ooh more unnews ip cruft The return of penis — IPegalo Strike Back (but seriously, just putting "my balls" is not a good article, there's nothing self-referential about it, it's not funny, it's just... balls.) File:Media-file-bluesky-750x500.png — Redundant to File:Bluesky Logo.svgUncyclopedia:QuickVFD — why not?I'm pretty sure QVFD'ing QVFD has to cause some kind of space-time paradox. - dani I love ballz — stupid crap Assassination Of Kamal jumblatt — stupid crab Racist Article — 11 bytes Template:KetchiGamble — Was a single-use template, now unused The horror - spam File:Level27.jpg (redirect) (delete) — For the final gosh dang time... UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/starwarskys — Author request. Liminal space — expired construction tag FedEx — expired construction tag Bazooka — expired construction and the page author is permabanned anywyas deleted, but don't add stuff with expired tags to QVFD -alula Darth Penos — I'm not sure how colonel kurtz manages to jump between deep documentations of fictional war lore and ip-tier cruft My Penis — his penis Category:Tropical — empty category File:I think that I feel cool!.png — ai unused image File:Crayola Logo.png — unused file that is also a copyvio File:Moccasinian Olympics.png — unused file File:Chat chat chat.png — unused file and its just white File:Gear gear gear.png — unused file File:Cocococonut.png — unused file Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Godzilla Jr. — pee review for a nonexistent page Ryder — Colonel kurtz? Huh? UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KeepOregon — Did you really want to get rid of this page?Template:Extended Confirmed User — (I made it) There is another extended confirmed usertemplate after all, and I've wasted a bunch of time making this. Nah, actually pretty funny.Too late now.User:Venom42422Wait, that's a userpage -OPOSSUMUser:The magic SCHOOL bus/TMSB's Game/Play — Was considered "Zork"that's because of the template you're using; if you change the template it won't be labeled as "Zork" anymore - dani File:World Countries.png Template:Text adventure.css — unused DaniPine3 trap — Petty spam. Xuxa Meneghel
DPL based list*
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- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.