QuickVFD
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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
Agharta — what the shit Twix — good concept, hell i might take this over in userspace eventually Kiub — most retarded shit i've seen in years The boshin war — said a forbidden word (l*wkey) Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Tilly Norwood — page no longer exists Codigo de hammurabi — what the actual fuck File:Turb0Green.png — hack this up if i need it but i CSS'ed my way through Tonks — euroipods, except it's just way unfunnier The Lick — licked out of existance Chiikawa — a fuck ass shit little shit article of shit and shit Price fisher — like this UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Bag — useless [[Redirect]] UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1/Fight — useless redirect UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/PokemonBattle2/Turn1 — Useless redirect UnNews:INTERPOL issued red notice for notorious sex offender and mass murderer Hadush Kebatu — yet more unnews ip cruft Amazing Rando — fails everything ever UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10 — delete this, as well as everything else in VANS-BR/BATHROOMS(number) EXCEPT FOR VANS-BR/BATHROOMS1! we need that one. but delete the rest in the bathrooms space (so delete UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS10, UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS12,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS122,UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS16, etc... until UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/BATHROOMS9f.) Template:UnSignpost wrapper/spooky — fuck it ill do something else UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/50 ...... UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/4 UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/3 UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/2 UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Enter the Squaw Deer Marathon/1 Every one of these pages from 1 to 50 is no longer needed Goofy Holler Screams — listcruft Petersaurus — good concept but yeah Six seven — FUCK YOU! Blitzkrieg Bop — no Fnaf rape — Most retarded thing I've read in months Is radish fruit or veggie — why do these keep coming back Is sand soil — why does this exist again Blogpost — not a blogNick Fuentes — vanitycruftsame as belowSabonis — vanitycruftnot vanity -alula UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CarToCentralRock — creator request UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ColumbiaRiverLongview — CREATOR REQUEST Ait-Ali — yeah Forum:Last person to edit wins/Archive45 — archived far too soon Cabbage (slur) — wtf have i created UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR1 — useless now, replaced with VANS-BR/Begin File:Cryptologswing.mp3 (redirect) (delete) — I'm useless redirect!
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- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.