QuickVFD
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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
- If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
- When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
Rape his dad (delete) — found some interesting garbage here Articles with insufficient links (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect File:ConservapediaLogoHiRes.png (delete) — unused also a copy vio - microsoft for potus File:MINECRAFT WAR.png (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect Wikipeeia (delete) — nonsense File:2000 election.png (delete) — has been unused for a long time now All pages in Category:Expired orphaned files — These files have all been tagged with {{orphaned file}} for over a year, which is more than a week I think File:Download (17).jpg (delete) — unused File:Download (11).jpg (delete) — unused File:Rick and morty fan.jpg (delete) — unusedFile:Sheen jimmy neutron.png (delete) — unusednvm its used File:Peww.jpg (delete) — unused File:CPjU1F1UwAAoAGs.jpg (delete) — unused File:Logic.jpg.jpg (delete) — unused File:Download.succ.jpg (delete) — unused The Cabal Conspiracy/Middle teleporter/talk/wrong/help (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect w/ nothing linking to it UnGames:The Cabal Conspiracy/talk/hell/help/right/Mr Winkler is AAAAA (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect with nothing linking to it UnGames:The Cabal Conspiracy/maze (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect with nothing linking to it Uncyclopedia:Dead-end pages (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect with nothing linking to it Uncyclopedia:VFP/Partytime!.jpg (delete) — failed VFP Uncyclopedia:VFP/Wolfslut.png (delete) — failed VFP Dick Cheney revokes the commute of "Scooter Libby's" sentence, Libby sent back to jail in Hysterics. (redirect) (delete) — redirect to said page UnNews:Dick Cheney revokes the commute of "Scooter Libby's" sentence, Libby sent back to jail in Hysterics. (delete) — broken page Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive286 (delete) — not a vfd archive It is a VFD archive - Zb Lgbtq community (delete) — one unfunny sentence Uncyclopedia:Piracy/Huggle.yaml (redirect) (delete) — dont need it, delete Alexa (delete) — expired work in progress tag and not funny Big Ball Incident (delete) — one unfunny sentence and has been a work in progress for a very long time Shah Emtiaj (delete) — Really short. Also not notable, apparently. User:ARandomPage/Horse-Hugging Pony War-Conflict-Fiasco (delete) — Duplicate article with UN:HHPWCF -ARandomPage Template:Csdoc (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect template that isnt used by any page Tihs iz sooooo ofeenzivse tuu 12 yaer oldz (redirect) (delete) —doubleredirect with nothing linking to it (not double redirect now)Charles Francis Xavier (redirect) (delete) — redirect with nothing linking to itNo, that's a good redirect. -MrX File:Vex.gif (delete) — unused File:MINECRAFT WAR3.png (delete) — unused and also a duplicate of the other images with the same "MINECRAFT WAR" name scheme File:MINECRAFT WAR2.png (delete) — unused File:MINECRAFT WAR.jpeg (delete) — unused Ethel (redirect) (delete) — broken redirect with nothing linking to it Manele (delete) Apple Watch (delete) — expired icu Sebs world of fun (delete) — expired icu Completely blank page (delete) — it's just a blank page Burrillville (delete) — long abandoned wip Juice world (delete) — shit Giakoumis O Krikkos (delete) — expired icu User:Rock-O-Jello/Kip the Dip and Rock-O-Jello in a nutshell (delete) — moving to a new article Did i ask (delete) File:The Hundredth.jpg (delete) — orphanGreat white shark (subject) (delete) — expired ICU- removed the ICU it's cool -cat Relayball (delete) — spam Rubber chicken (delete) — expired ICU Demoni (delete) — nonsense Imran Khan (delete) — spam and expired icu Mario Kart (delete) — Expired icu Are You You? (delete) — expired construction Sahara Desert (delete) All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (delete) File:AppleBloomCallofDuty.jpg (delete) — author request File:Magical-Devil-Girl.jpg (delete) — author request File:Download (22).jpeg (delete) — unused, but i'm more concerned that the uploader has 23 files with the name "download" Michabou (delete) — SpamPlaystation 2 (subject) (delete)- it's a redirect now -cat 力辞 (delete) — nonsense Clown Town (delete) Anna fahey (delete) Bangladesh Army (delete) — Looks copy-pasted from somewhere Abdul Waheed Chowdhury (delete) — Looks copy-pasted from somewhere (not Wikipedia, they don´t have a page on this subject) File:Demone.png (delete) — user request Parvej Husen Talukder (delete) — Advertising I didn't hear what you were saying (delete) — Image spam SomethingSpawn (delete) Download full movie MadMax Fury Road (delete) 凤凤 (delete)Lil B (delete)Tagged.The Art of War (delete) — Probably copied from the real booktaggedUser:Funny identifier2! (subpages) (talk) (delete) — Lots of spam from this userclose, plus the user page itself isn't spam Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedia (subpages) (delete) — pointless redirectFile:MINECRAFT WAR4.png (delete) — Unusedgoing to use on my userpage-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 13:31, 24 May 2022 (UTC)Hvordan få bitches (delete)tagged
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- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.
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