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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
Holmium — More quivoffingUnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SummonNiko — I FUCKING TOLD YOUI don't see what the problem of this is :3 - dani File:250px-Bus eireann logo.svg.png — Unused file. File:FacepalmCard.jpg — Per below. File:ButterFrog.jpg — Per below. File:NotMonaLisa.jpg — Per below. File:Mona Lisa Candid.jpg — Per below. File:Frida Kahlo Mona Lisa.jpg — Per below. File:Modern Mona Lisa Copy.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisaSelfie.jpg — Per below. File:Mona Leaning.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisaDuckface.jpg — Per below. File:Mona Lisa Blue Man Group.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisaSweater.jpg — Unused Zana spam. File:Zana-Dark.jpg — Unused file. User:The magic SCHOOL bus/Try Harder — I'm making a better one File:FacialHair.gif — Per below. File:MonaLisaCopycat.jpg — Per below. File:Not Mona Lisa.jpg — Per below. File:Maddalena Strozzi Doni.jpg — Per below. File:Mona Lisa Copycat.jpg — Per below. File:MonaRaphael.jpg — Per below. File:MonaLisaFrank.gif — Per below. File:EasterMonaLisa.jpg — Per below. File:MS Mona Lisa.jpg — Unused file. File:Televisiontoday.gif — Don't look. Just delete. Template:DockGal — Why did I make this Colin Kaepernick/doc — Documentation subpage for a template shouldn't be a subpage for a content article File:Typical doctor adderall.gif — Unused file. Possibly a copyvio. File:Small Pentagram.png — Per below. File:Television.jpg — Unused file. Wikipedia 2025 — Self-advertisingHowTo:Win a Presidental Election in the USA (redirect) (delete) — Unused redirectnot important -alula HowTo talk:Become a President of the United States (redirect) (delete) — Orphaned talk page File:PARTICIPANTES_2.png — Never mind, alula has already deleted this, then it was reuploaded File:PARTICIPANTES_2.png — File unused, only contribution by new user, it's been 2-3 hors (maybe give it another day or 2, but I wanna get it off of unreviwed pages) 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0pUnNews:The Secret Magical History You Didn’t Know: The 101st Airborne Division Insignia and the Magical Battle Behind the Normandy Landings — Why the fuck does this AI slop still exist?not QVFD material -alula File:Nazism.jpg — Unused file. File:291px-Shuttle.png — Unused file redundant to File:Shuttle.png. File:Xenu.jpg — Unused file. Template:Recent:UnNews (redirect) (delete) — WTF is this redirect for? File:Figure on beam (back).jpg — Unused. Possibly borderline CP. Category:April 20 2025 /ICU Doctoral Program&action=edit User:ICU Doctoral Program (redirect) (delete) Template:IL — Unused 2008 Summer Olympics/Calendar — Unused templateTalk:Federal Bureau of Investigation (redirect) (delete)- moved the article and talkpage to their original title - daniAlfa Romeo 69420 — Brainrot-ridden noob cruftICU'd by danipine -alula Asap — Maybe if I played WH40000 I might understand the joke here File:NudePortrait.jpg — Unused file Progeria Skibididedia — Aaaaaagh Template:\ — Unused template made by banned user File:Bbat.jpg — Unused duplicate. Template:AWB standard installation — Unused as well Template:Utility box2 (redirect) (delete) — Unused redirect UHF (redirect) (delete) — Userspace redirect to one liner File:03-11-06 iraq hanging.jpg — Per below. File:The AAA-Team.jpeg — Per below. File:Hugh1.jpg — Per below. File:Kanyewest.jpg — Per below. File:Bearman.gif — Unused duplicate. Nitpickers.com (redirect) (delete) — Deleted previously. Was restored by banned user. Talk:Mangoegg Mangoegg 陈嘉翼 UnGames:1KBcruft/Secret Level Editor — Makes the game more than 1 kilobyte Hi:) — HIIIIIIIIIIIII my HII is longer and capitalised, because I'm better -lion Portal:People/Categories — Broken redirect Wikepidia Adolf trump — WTF File:Chavez20and20bush.jpg — Per below. File:I Want That One.jpg — Per below. File:Arthurking.jpg — Unused file. Also a duplicate.
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- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.