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1 April 30 - Boots! 2 April 29 3 April 28th - Picard is better than Kirk. 4 April 27th - Cher is fucking ugly, now. 5 April 25th & 26th - I'm going to freeze my piss and impale you with it 6 April 24th - Cocks dipped in Coke 7 April 23rd - Pink Floyd and The Beatles are the worst bands ever 8 April 22nd - Please Flush After Use 9 April 21st - Insert something funny here 10 April 20th - smells like fungus 11 April 18th - Get hip, get hip, don't slip ya knuckle heads, racism is schism on a serious tip 12 April 17th - Uncyclopedia taking over Facebook... This won't end well. 13 April 16th - The day after yesterday but before tomorrow 14 April 15th 15 April 14th - I spend my time on Uncyclopedia instead of drawing penii on bathroom stalls 16 April 13th - I hate trying to think of witty headers 17 April 12th - We still miss you, Billy Mays 18 April 11th - Dude, you have to smell this 19 April 10th - Day of Raging Ring Rash 20 April 9th - Fuck. 21 April 8th - What is that stain...? 22 April 7th - Listen kid, love is the only chance for happiness you'll ever get in this life, and if you're gonna let a little thing like rejection stand in your way, maybe you might as well just stay right there on the ground cause people are gonna be walking all over you for the rest of your life. 23 April 6th - you know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever 24 Nissan 20 - 6 days till the Omer (and possibly something important for Christians too) (5th of April for normal people) 25 April 2nd - Something something something.
April 30 - Boots! Gattaca
Annoying orange
UnNews:Windows 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 came out
Blank check
Emily Wilding Davison
Jason derulo
UnNews:Attention Shoppers!
Attention Shoppers!
HEY LOOK!
UnNews:Recent poll suggusts that majority of Tea-Partiers distrust the government (redirect ) (delete ) - Second try: Article now is known by a shorter headline.
Professor Quirrel
Justan beeper
Koopaling
April 29 UW Phases - we don't care
Ken jeong
Tiger Chatzis
Adult Icarus
God of War 3
Leo Williams
April 28th - Picard is better than Kirk. Invergordon
Jan Brewer - UN:CM ?
Class A drugs
Bad Things
The Big Hedgehog
'Stephen Bushnells Puny Penis and Walking Headjobs
I gotta take a shit
Mozzarella
Sack o sperm
Gay bloke
Qwertgggtfgfgttfguh.hjhikijihiyiiyiyieryynrtyeteriwurcweu9rwer9crweocruwecre
Jigger
Gay AIDS
Shitdick charlie and his friends
Faggy McFaggyballs
Big spermy rod with testacle sauce
Best person
Jewdism
Cody gazinsky
Cody gadzinski
UnNews:Recent poll suggusts that majority of Tea-Partiers distrust the government (redirect ) (delete ) - Headline truncated
UnNews:Abortion doctor who scored own-goal in international match draws cartoon of Muhammed to achieve moronic death threat trifecta (redirect ) (delete ) - Headline truncated with author's permission
Team hoyt
May the admin who deletes this page know this: I fucked your mom. Hard. In the ass.
Talk:Elton John
April 27th - Cher is fucking ugly, now. Penis fries
Jonathan Bright and Kieran Davies
Boombastic
Mr boombastic
Coach oliver
Jack Lancastle
Nazi Mexico
Todd Latchford
Andy ewing
Andre souchon - Vanity.
This Video Should Never See the Light Of Day
Tower Of London
Counter-strike for kids
Shania Twain
Emer martin
YOUR MOTHER STILL SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!!
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERZ
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERY
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERSKI
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERETTE
UnNews:IPhone putting tremendous strees on NHS - Moved the article to my userspace.
Genio Literario
Ernest hemmingwy - Lies!
Merzbow
Joseph roh
Pendle road elite
EVE Online
April 25th & 26th - I'm going to freeze my piss and impale you with it The Penguins of Madagascar - wikipedia c/p
DO NOT DELETE!
TheJumpman01
Joey minnella
Cutworm
Glow in the dark
Banana Logic
File:F-Bomb Effect on Wikipedia.jpg
Löwenbräu
Suicide By Ipod - Get the fuck off Chron's cock.
Aircraft Carriers
I Wanna Be Your Man - Fuckin shit. Huff now. (Comment: this has a construction tag)
Haf-Sac - vanity(?)
Mr. Lunt - vanity
UnBooks:The Very Shaky Caterpillar
User:Iwillkillyou333/Christina Aguilera Don't need it anymore
April 24th - Cocks dipped in Coke Fredd The Mahmauscher/ uncyclopedia.js --SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME Harry potter
Nu metal
Ⱥ
Learn to Type - Fake construction tag made this last over a month.
File:Ironfistname.jpg - Author requested it gone.
Engage
Bring Me The Horizon
Washington Nationals
Boston Red Sox - expired
Brian "B-rye" Christiansen - vanity, not notable (asked Codeine's mum)
Behaviour of chicken
Beta centauri
File:Bunny pancake.jpg - duplicate of Pancakerabbit.jpg and not linked anywhere
File:Pancake3.jpg - smaller duplicate of Pancakerabbit.jpg and not linked anywhere
April 23rd - Pink Floyd and The Beatles are the worst bands ever Quarf - a one-liner that was blanked by its author.
Timmy's mom
Boooo
This isn't funny - This isn't funny
Homo Erectus
Leah dizon
Waterboard - Only one sentence long.
April 22nd - Please Flush After Use Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Coreys a ranga
Scott larkin
April 21st - Insert something funny here Gamgeeble
Australia's Worst Suburbs in Review
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Need for weed
Dude where'smy toilet
Ngjefng
Melissa riso
Miss canoway
Brenden major
Sears Tower
Collingwood magpies
Adam pam
Paras pawar
April 20th - smells like fungus Bible humper
MORDILLA IS A TURD
MORDILLA IS A MUSHROOM
MORDILLA IS AN ATHEIST
MORDILLA IS A RETARD
St. Lolcat
Mordilla The Jew - Hi Mordillo!
YOUR TOO SLOW!
April 18th - Get hip, get hip, don't slip ya knuckle heads, racism is schism on a serious tip User:Multiliteralist/UnNews:Japan and Australia clash over platypus hoax done moving it out
Compton Elementary - don't care
User:Multiliteralist/The doom of binary logic moved to main
Justin Beeber - ED copy/ paste maybe?
Call of Duty: World at War
Phillip island
Chris grriffin
User:CheddarBBQ/CC
April 17th - Uncyclopedia taking over Facebook... This won't end well.
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Starfox Adventures
The Freezing Lips
Culross
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Lol u rickrolld - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
Beta Threat - null
Jeeves and Wooster
Promise - ICU'd --Ljlego
April 16th - The day after yesterday but before tomorrow Paul's Popularity Algorithm - seems to be vanity
Talk:Headshot - orphaned talkpage
April 15th Holymelon
Bugs Bunny
ESStonia - Not funny.HowTo: Hire a Dead Hooker
W.C.
Roflcopter25
Talk:Weather forecasting (NOT the corresponding article) - possible spam/vanity
April 14th - I spend my time on Uncyclopedia instead of drawing penii on bathroom stalls The Hundred Year War
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
MCIMBA - Wrong language and not particularly funny either.
Xxx;sexy,com - not sexy at all
Daniel simpson
Heather Blunt - Not.
User:Multiliteralist/Cunt fly (redirect ) (delete ) - Multi meant for this redirect to be deleted a few days ago.
User:Denverhi - Created by an IP to insult a user.
Heald College - Stupider than the other.
HEALD COLLEGE - This is stupid.
Push Mario
UnNews:New article help - Attempt to create two files with better names than files in the Template: space had side-effects; details in UnNews:Newsroom
UnNews:New article skeleton - ditto
User talk:Miley Spears/TIPS Whyner gave me this page so I gave it back to him. Please huff my redirect.
April 12th - We still miss you, Billy Mays Fresh melt water
Ninja Clownfish
Talk:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Vietnam's history
Australias history (redirect ) (delete ) - redirects to Australia's history
Australia's history Pe lo zu ri an (t al k 03:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
Fortress of Solitude
English T-bags
Anti-Atheism - author request. I'd like to forget this ever happened. User:Paizuri
RICKROLL - redirected to Rickroll
Jack hornby - well written vanity, but vanity nonetheless
Three Days Grace - Where's the funny?
User:Multiliteralist/Cunt fly I moved it to main space to make everyone sick.
Zac Efron (redirect ) (delete ) - Stupid redirect made by a stupid IP.
April 11th - Dude, you have to smell this My Life is Average - You're on the wrong site.
Talk:Kobe Bryant - Orphaned talk page.
User talk:Multiliteralist/UnNews:Platypus a stupid hoax moved to main
User:Multiliteralist/UnNews:Platypus a stupid hoax moved to main
Unasplode
Jared allen - not vanity. Not funny either, but I can't see any reason to huff.
Iverpool fc
Mika borem
American bord casting
Michael O Leary
When the world blows up
Fluffy Bunnies or Nietzsche unnecessary link for now. We'll move the actual article to UnNews later.
User:Multiliteralist/HowTo:Create a platypus moved to main
Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Boris_Yeltsin Need to submit a new review
April 10th - Day of Raging Ring Rash 9003
Umaga
Skip sheffield
Old Nick
Game:Zork_ultimate/street/north
User:Multiliteralist/UnNews:Fluffy bunnies, the great economic resource moved
April 9th - Fuck. Gernades (redirect ) (delete )
9003
No way! This is great! Mega Pleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here Mark balish
Fluffy Bunnies or Nietzsche (redirect ) (delete )
Gizzlebinch
Freeport high school (redirect ) (delete )
File:Onan_the_Barbarian.gif - not used, by author's request
PlaneShift
R2-D2
Garrysmod
Oofneg
Yellow River
Female Pirates
Something complaetely randomely randon, something thats not even a worD
Arnald schwarzenneger
Cheryl Tweedy
Halo ODST
Bananas In Pyjamas
User:Kip the Dip/Antiphallus - To be mainspaced in due time
Westmount charter school
User:SPIKE/El Niño - Now in mainspace
User:SPIKE/Gondola - Now in mainspace
User:SPIKE/New article intro - Now in Template:
Spaghetti-O's
User;Prehistory96/line
Jake boggess
April 8th - What is that stain...? Weird stuff
Portal:People/PeopleFeatureNom
10-12
How You Will Die/male/0-29/10-19
April 7th - Listen kid, love is the only chance for happiness you'll ever get in this life, and if you're gonna let a little thing like rejection stand in your way, maybe you might as well just stay right there on the ground cause people are gonna be walking all over you for the rest of your life. Paramore (band)
Doom song
Nick-at-Nite
Old Nick
John mcgivern
Rosalinaism
Red lin
James Gang - I need to know more.
Godspank You Black Dildo!!!!!!!!
Sean Gilliam
Freeport high school
International School of Prague
Miss muller or how ever you spell that bitches name Bam! Spelling is not your forte is it? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here! * (talk) (stalk) Π ~ 07 Apr 2010 ~ 06:19 (UTC) Zack
Aidan
Evegeni Malkin
Carmine
April 6th - you know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever Credo Mutwa
Anal lightsabers
Robert Schumann
Giant Steps
Rsybytitus
Word NFWTMC
Hives
Falcon
Jared Wignall
Nissan 20 - 6 days till the Omer (and possibly something important for Christians too) (5th of April for normal people)Betty White
Diving board
Bugs Bunny
Ethan Appelton - Okay, the fucker wants their pathetic threat toward this Ethan guy deleted.
Alabama
World wars
Chris Leighton
Ashton-Under-Lyne
Canadian Dungeon Massacre of 1876
Interstate 69 - has a {{construction}} tag
Fino
Pax Romana
How tall is a t-Rex
Welding processes
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tauren
Jordan Rudess
Uncyclopediaandbox
Madison, Wisconsin
Captain K'Nuckles
Category:Summit of spin articles - accidentally created a duplicate category. Delete plox.
File:Nigga_dj.jpg - Considering the author of this is the same as the vanity below and this picture is for that article, this is probably vanity.
David "DJ" Lynn Delta Xi 1827
Rasmus Marklund
Who am i? - - user wants/doesn't care if it's deleted
Mangita Jackson
April 2nd - Something something something. Gremany - author request, sort of
File:Hornr.jpg - cyberbullying
Gay Chuck Norris - strange redirect to Adam Lambert .
Darin earles
The Queen of Colac Jenna Kettle!!
Game:Zork Pwned/PvP/Grueslayer - waste!
Lost Cause 34
JustininUknow
4109
ChiefjusticeDS is a bad kitty
The_Droids_You_Are_Looking_For - authors request
Rejoice
Dnepropetrovsk maniacs
AMUSE ME Harry potter Nu metal Ⱥ Learn to Type - Fake construction tag made this last over a month. File:Ironfistname.jpg - Author requested it gone. Engage Bring Me The Horizon Washington Nationals Boston Red Sox - expired Brian "B-rye" Christiansen - vanity, not notable (asked Codeine's mum) Behaviour of chicken Beta centauri File:Bunny pancake.jpg - duplicate of Pancakerabbit.jpg and not linked anywhere File:Pancake3.jpg - smaller duplicate of Pancakerabbit.jpg and not linked anywhere
(talk) (stalk) Π ~
~ 07 Apr 2010 ~ 06:19 (UTC) Zack Aidan Evegeni Malkin Carmine
