Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive86

June 30

Dairy Queen - trash
Blue and Grue (redirect) (delete) - Recreated over BF11
File:Ahmed Alsamawi.jpeg
Ahmed Abdulrahman AL-Samawi
Can
DICK FART
Zork: The Opera

June 29

Cank
Mindy Forbes-Walker-Adams
One direction
Worst 100 Most Overused Star Trek Episode Plots (redirect) (delete) - Mainspace uses are deleted after the page was renamed
File:Real madrid.jpg Just uploaded a shiny new png one
User:Matthlock/HowTo:Write a Bullshit Story (redirect) (delete)

June 28 - VOTE ON VFH YOU CUNTS

Metallica
User talk:216.66.151.119
User:216.66.151.119
Talk:Mess
Mess
Game:Grueslayer/othergamestart
Don't edit this page
Rose Taylor - Ugh
Sleeping with sirens - Fame has gone to there head
User talk:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/ranks - Spam?
Kulbackism - Vanity
Chelsea F.C.
User:Anidnmeno/UnLyrics:Overdrive/Sugar My Overdrive
User:Anidnmeno/UnLyrics:Steelcream/Ten Hertz

June 27

File:Wynne's, Castlebar, Co Mayo. 1989.jpg-Unused, defective image
File:WoWScrnShot 092509 004844.jpg-Unused, defective image
File:Arturo Pxndx.jpg-Unused, defective image
File:Baby553.jpg-Unused, defective image
File:IMG 3687.jpg
     Could you please provide a reason when nomming images? If it's shock/porn, I'd like to know that before clicking the link. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 27 June 2012
RayeDardar309
File:-day13- on drugs.jpg
File:2le781e.jpg
File:Cow - I'm NOT MAD!!! - Dedham, Essex, England - Monday September 3rd 2007.jpg- Unused, faulty image
User talk:Brandonprice505
Loredana
Categoria:Palermo
File talk:Board of canadians.png - wut
Matthew Stewart
/Forum:The Wikimedia Foundation called me
/ef/chan - shit

June 26

Bermuda square - Broken redirect
User:Qzekrom/Science students (rescued from ICU) - nope
Borth y Gest
Llanystumdwy - Sounds like a shit place to live
Penrhyndeudraeth - Anon gives us his opinion on another town, including favourite teacher's [sic]
Pensyflog - Chavs! Who knew?
Uncyclopedia talk:Community Portal/archive1 - Commenting on the talk page of an archive? Incoherent
Billy sexcrime - Dittoes
Ilham aliyev - Stolen humor

June 25

Loredana
File:DizzyGG1.jpg - hmmmmm no
Not the most tasteful image, but Mr-ex777 is using it, why should it be deleted and not these? --ChiefjusticePS2 10:34, June 25, 2012 (UTC)
User:Music converter - spam
User:SirenaTsuchiya1 - spam
User:Matthlock/WIP/Article about stuff XI - Forgot to delete the redirect when I was done
User:Matthlock/WIP/HowTo:Write a Bullshit Story (redirect) (delete)

June 24

Why?:My penis isn't staying up
User:72.199.126.121/pooflinger4life
Hershita Kaushik - WTF?
The Wheel of Time - Say it: Fails QA
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/STARDUST/MAGIC/ANGEL - pardon?
Template:Placename/do-adrProp - This template is unused and borked due to missing templates
Template:Placename/adr - This template is unused and borked due to missing templates
Template:End-date - This template is unused and borked due to missing templates
Template:Start-date - This template is unused and borked due to missing templates
Template:Event - This template is unused and borked due to missing templates
Template:Marriage - This template is unused and borked due to missing templates

June 23 - There is no way you can win the PLS so maybe you shouldn't bother

Googolplex
File:The Turd.jpg - lovely
Template:Infobox Album link (redirect) (delete) - Pointless fucking redirect
Template:Infobox Luckyfuckletter - An infobox done up by some long-gone user. Not needed.
Together (The New Pornographers album) (redirect) (delete) - inoffensive redirect, but do we really need it?
Together (redirect) (delete) - Unimaginable that reader will be served by this redirect moved, see above
Half asian - crap
UnNews talk:Disneyland, still "The Happiest Place on Earth"

June 22nd - I haven't had a thing to eat in weeks (jk lol)

File:Flag Czech republic.jpg No.
Angry German Kid
Mocaiv (redirect) (delete) - Unneeded redirect.
Where does Smallville air on? (redirect) (delete) - We don't need redirects like this.
File:Tod420.png - Author request, possible copyvio

June 21 - Do we still write here?

Yes, Wolverhampton is back again
User:Alpha Quintesson/sig
Alpha Quintesson
2012 Give POTR A Chance Campaign
User:Log in - create account
Old York
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Hudson River (well known as DIARRHEA)
New Dork
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Hudson River (well known as DIARRHEA)
Paul heaton....and?
Tobias W Persson
Justin Bieber (singer)
Talk:Shorty muller
Shorty muller
Prashant

June 20

User:Qzekrom/Pokémon (video games series) - nope

June 19

User talk:Wasaga12 - vanity
Bandit Keith
User talk:Sexcam
User talk:JoeSimmons
DICK FART
Zembalski Signal

June 18

Sarasaland
Jay Males
Template:Infobox VG Series - Unneeded. On deletion, please note that this has been merged with Template:Infobox video game
Muse
Grocery Wars
Fraserburgh
Ken Clarke
Game:Grueslayer - salt this pls
User:GetVietnamVisa - spam
Talk:Lunar Launch - eh
User:Saberwolf116/Mugshots - Doing some cleaning house on account of my return
User:Saberwolf116/VFD stuff - See above.

June 17

Mick molloy - blanked by author, probably was vanity crap
Images Umm... No reason to delete this at all
Talk:University of Ottawa
Prince Vegeta

June 16

Super Russians
Underpants gnomes
User:BrandesFreedman929 - spam
BrandesFreedman929 - spam
Sith

June 15

UnNews:Lance Armstrong new spokesman for Uni-Ball - Get it? He has one testicle!  Lame
File:Geekdating.gif - Stolen humor with no value added by Uncyc.
Scunthorpe - My Town Sucks
Vagina full of centipedes (redirect) (delete) - A redirect no one will use
User:Huipetterson1
User:Website laten maken
蛋蛋 - ?????????????????????

June 14th

User:Huipetterson1
User:Website laten maken
蛋蛋 - ?????????????????????
Nicolas Abgrall-Chouinard
Chouins
User:108.129.97.242/your mother sucks cocks in hell
À̴̵̶̷̸̡̢̧̨̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̣̤̥̦̩̪̫̬̭̮̯̰̱̲̳̹̺̻̼͇͈͉͍͎͓͔͕͖͙͚́̂̃̄̅̆̇̈̉̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̽̾̿̀́͂̓̈́͆͊͋͌͐͑͒͗͛ͣͤͥͦͧͨͩͪͫͬͭͮͯ̕̚͘͜͟͢͝͞͠͡ͅ Aimsplode has now userspaced it
Nyanpire
The Kite Runner
Pedo bear
2nd millenium
Undictionary:Booby-Akbar - crap
UnPoetia:Poetry Fucking - crap
Ex wife owners manual‎

June 13th

Courtney Love
User:Milesmesserly - spam
UnDebate:Furby - um...
User:Agen Bola - spam
User:Dkmvngmiss - spam
User:98.90.82.141/Tim

June 12th - We hear things all the time that are not there.

UnDebate:Furby
User:Qzekrom/Arceus - I'm doing something else for PLS
Chill broskie
Chillbroskie
Chezduche
Booby World
A ma5b rifle
Plains of abraham
Young-hoon song - Fail.
User:78.146.129.146 - no
Bomispedia - wp crap

June 11th - The Day the Earth Stopped Sucking

User talk:Adavies123 - more of the same
User:Adavies123
The cult of the ten dead goldfish in a toaster - blanked by author
Zombie apocalipse
Downloads:kenny.jpg
HowTo:Kill Your Family
User:Auto management software - SPAM!
User:Batcandoi1234 - spam
User:Suranguyen
Category:20 February 2012 - empty
Category:26 May 2012 - empty
Hugo Wedun

June 10

Peter andre
Domistica
Nyanpire
BMP-3 - copied and pasted from Wikipedia with only a few very minor changes.

June 9th - i like dicks in my face

Jimi Hendrix - wp crap
The duffinator
User:38.116.192.13 - Two user pages from our banned TAKE OVER ZE WORLD guy
User:142.22.16.57
‎Dontbanme.mp4
‎Dontbanme.mp4.action=download
‎Pornthemovie.mov
DONTBANME.jvid - WHAAAAT?
Buy now - Die now.
Deadliest animal ever
User:Simon.anderson
LMFAO(group)
Riff-raff
Wolverhampton upon The Depressive Taste of Suicide
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Depressive Taste of Suicide
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Nonsense

June 8th - YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH BOOOOYYYYYYY-EEE! YO, BUST A MOVE!

Uncyclopedia:VFH/matthew mcconaughey
Matthew mcconaughey
Cave johnson
Onslow college (redirect) (delete) -- Anon has added capital letter to this WIP
Uncyclopedia:VFH/the charlatans of uncyclopedia
Iamamiwhoami

June 7th - I don't hate you I just like everything else so much more

GI JOE
File:Template overlapping.png
Roy The Penis
Big fav - Will it ever be good?  Nah
Orange-head
Snooki Polizzi

June 6th - A smile I might bring you is more important than world peace.

Formula sae
Mortal Kombat
The Misadventures of Shitman
File:Head Ache by zookeeper.jpg - gore!  Mattsnow  15:41, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
Birstall
Herpatitus Derp
Why?:Make Fun of Steven Tyler?
Game:Grueslayer/othergamestart - cool story bro
UnNews:Uncyclopedia under attacks of Anonymous persons! - I can't understand why I have written such a piece of crap. And rewriting is just pointless so please just destroy it, not move it or anything.
Fecebook (redirect) (delete) - pointless
Simpson university
Poopy band names

June 5th - Sado-maso is the rule. You want them they don't want you.

Shitty band names
Ludwic
UPDATED RULES FOR POKE WARS
Game:Super Ronald Galaxy

June 4th - We found cruft in a rundown place!

UnNews:Montreal citizen exasperated with student strike decides to dismember one (redirect) (delete)
UnNews talk:Montreal citizen exasperated with student strike decides to dismember one (redirect) (delete)
Universal Studios Florida
Hope
Template:Lb - Do not want
Uncyclopedia:VFH/KSIOlajideBT
Talk:History of the Filipino Empire - ??????????????????
Advanced placement
User:Mrpennywise45 - vanity belonging to a perma'd pedo

June 3rd - I have the flu. ACH-OO!

User:MarkowitzDeleo147 - same as the below page, not created by the user and seems to be cruft anyway.
Muse
MarkowitzDeleo147
User:76.111.54.150
Trans Man
Ottis Toole
User talk:76.111.54.150
File:Truck Accident Sheep.jpg Not needed anymore

June 2nd - Pink Taco

UnNews:Dark Matter Banned in Mississippi
Rochester ny
HowTo:Be a Nigga - might be done cleverly, but author clearly doesn't intend to
Sydney
Ford Crown Vic
Why Ants always lands on their feet
Mohamed Atta
User:Neuropie - looks to be some sort of mistake (welcome message posted here by mistake) user has now created his/her own page

June 1st - You guys, I'm not joking! Mom and dad are gonna be home soon and we need to clean this place up!

Ugly colour
Ugly colour
UnNews:Elly II: Diamonds are the girl's best friends - not sure if good enough....  Mattsnow  13:53, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
Talk:R:Base - orphaned
Simon thelin
Martin svalin
Anton theorin
Apple Shuts Down Entire Research and Development Department (redirect) (delete)
/Forum:Count to a million