Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive80

December 31 - Go to my talk page, and tell me if you had to choose one person of the same sex to fuck, like if your life depended on it, who it would be.

Game:Mmorpg/2/n00bitup - HMMMMMMMM
ChristaID
County Donegal
File:Trollface.large 426.png - This file is so large it won't open on my computer, plus it's unused
Cunty dump
Pee suck mass
The Ultimate Power {{WIP}} - Zb
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Sebastian
Sebastian
Today

December 30 - Seriously guys, make a header

Olly Johnson - Huh?
Jamsam
Shanky
Harry Stoker - What is this?
Crich
Talk:Smoke - talkpage for now-created redirect
Lisa
Ramapo College
Claire
User talk:Sukhi corporation - spam
User talk:218.186.15.241 - created by another IP (210.186.15.10)
MediaWiki talk:Anonnotice - hmmmm
MediaWiki talk:Protectedpagetext - ???????????????
Uncyclopedia:Protection Request/preload - Does this even do anything?
User:Sukhi corporation
User:82.33.20.223 - Numbers don't get pages
How to break glass

December 28 - Enough with the special/normal day shit!

Facebook likes
Homestuck
Interstellar flight
User:EminamaDron/Template:featured article (redirect) (delete)
Space docking
Category:Sporting Events of 1996

December 27 - I want a special day today...

Comintern
VG pocket tablet
Nintendo Wii
Castleford
Gazelles
Mad Libs/Rewrite I wrote this, but it's screen ratio/browser dependent, and pointless.
Pakistan

December 26 - HOLY SHIT TODAY IS BOXING DAY! NOW THAT'S MENTION WORTHY, YESTERDAY WAS SOOOOOOOOO BORING

Mugsey Grant
Half life 3

December 25 - This is just an ordinary day

Trolololol - it's just gibberish and ASCII characters, nothing else
Tik tok
Chelsea
Tottenham
Seneca, South Carolina
Terra Branford (Final Fantasy) - This needs to be deleted before I can move this user's article back to the right place Everything's fixed. No longer necessary to delete
File talk:Classificationofjapanesegirlsbyprefectureenglish.jpg
Fawful
Smiley Face
Skips 
File:Legend.jpg - shock
File:Mouth Rape.gif - Shock
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Thank God it's Friday (2nd opinion) No longer required
UT:
Pink Freud - recreation of pink floyd
Gonzo the great - recreated?

December 24 - The header on Christmas eve, so many possibilities for humor. Too bad it had to be wasted on this dumb joke.

User talk:Abeladam21 - spam
Games you can play with a brick
Lights camera jackson
Talk:Je (element) - Orphaned talk page
Princess Daisy
Tim Berners-Lee (redirect) (delete) - redirect to userspace
Black album (Metallica's album) - looks to me like the author will return to this one. Have added a construction tag. Rabbi Techno  kvetch  Contribs  FOXES 12:52, December 24, 2011 (UTC)
User talk:68.173.113.106 - Ok seriously fuck this
12 days of weather
Gohan - the second sentence blew it

December 23: It's Christmas eve... eve

Alec Christian - Vanity shite
File:Gay ns.jpg - Pictures of people touching each other's dicks belongs on ED not uncyc
   A template with a direct link to the delete page sure'd be convenient for this kind of thing. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:28, 23 December 2011
Headphone
Animal first aid
Sledgehammer
   ICUed. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:28, 23 December 2011
Category:Cs:
Category:Latvīšu leģions
Category:He:קטגוריה:תרבות
Category:He:קטגוריה:פוליטיקה
Category:He:קטגוריה:מכוניות
Category:He:קטגוריה:מדע
Category:He:קטגוריה:היסטוריה
Category:He:קטגוריה:גיאוגרפיה
Category:He:קטגוריה:אישים
Category:26 November 2011
Donald Trump
   ICUed. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:28, 23 December 2011

December 22: Tick, tock goes the clock... Before you spend christmas alone

Ron Paul and slavery

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Bulbasaurs
File:Hjghjh.gif - Pornography... Images uploaded in 2008 are not eligible for QVFD, please use VFD.
UnNews:DaNASCAT gets flamed
이상한 그림 - tsidtixydykiy,jgtjghcg
Bang tidy
Tony swihart

December 21: Welcome to QVFD! We hope you enjoy your stay here, at QVFD. Now fuck off.

HowTo:Become an actual vampire hunter
Christina hendricks
UT:HTBFANJS (redirect) (delete)
UT:DUMB (redirect) (delete)
UT:SC (redirect) (delete)
File:Google Carrot.png - Shit!
Ashlee Simpson

December 20: Countdown, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... BLASTOFF!

Alex mason
Tricentennially sextuple leap year
LinkSword2000
Barney
Wikipedia's Long-Term Abuse/Header - oops
User:Mr-ex777/Wikipedia:Long-Term Abuse  - userspace
Qaraoun culture
Porno movie (redirect) (delete)
Pornstar (redirect) (delete)
Xgenstudios

December 19: BAWWWWWWWW

Slingblade R. Jägerheimster
Griffith
P0rn (redirect) (delete)
Pron - less than a paragraph and after checking the history, saw it was just a redirect to a now deleted page and then a disambig page that only linked to nonexisting pages
Porn star (redirect) (delete)
Pornographer (redirect) (delete)
Pornography. (redirect) (delete)
Pornographic (redirect) (delete)
Porno (redirect) (delete)
Talk:Porn - orphaned talk page
Porn (redirect) (delete) - broken redirect
Flight attendant
Heidar Helguson
Category:Unused templates - empty; also obsolete anyway
Category:Babel:es/Frikipedia - empty
Category:Babel:es - empty
Category:Babel:Vi - empty
Category:Babel:Pt/Alquimia - empty
Category:Babel:Lt/Miestai - empty
Ceres

December 18 No joke in yesterday's header?! We'll have to compensate.

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The history of the Rubber duck
Grandma Ethels mince meat pie.
Peebles ohio
New York City
Angry Birds (redirect) (delete) - redirect to userspace
Skyrim (redirect) (delete)
I just slam my keyboard and let the magic happen‎ - we already have one
Detroit suburbs
Lazer eyes
Novi

December 17

Hypothetication - tl;dr looks like some wikipedia cruft
Swag
Jon jones

December 16 - Ctrl copy, edit, paste, type. add ==s. Ctrl cut, save, click, edit, ctrl paste, save.

Sheffield
File:Pikapoos.jpg
File:Skitties.jpg
File:PoopedBriefs.jpg
File:Tr1force.jpg
Vatican Pope Dmitri Defacto Luciferus
Brandon schick
How to choke the chicken
Play station
Pay it Forward
X-mas
Ninja vs samurai
Why Uncyclopedia is epic
Maxspage
Grantham

December 15th - You just called me a BASTARD, didn't ya?!?!?

UnDebate:Morn
Han solo
Georgi malenkov
Template:Awsome person - unused (substituted in the one case of use)
Template:ExistTest - An unused testing template
Jawaharlal Nehru

Dec. 14: Yay 4 abrev.!

File:Wikipedia god.png - Please delete this quick.
User:Cissyjack - spam
IB
Helter Skelter
John wall
Mario Vargas Llosa
Tallaght
Nino Zeljko
John terry
Talk:Franz Ferdinand (redirect) (delete)
User talk:Composure1/Franz Ferdinand (redirect) (delete)
User:Numbereight619 - spam?

December 13th - 12 days until Jesus's birthday

UnNews:Pope Was Polish.
UnNews:Indian Owl mates with a pigeon - freakin' Owl Bandit!!
Crutchonians
File:Stickanteater.jpg - uploaded by the Owl Bandit
File:Astickanteater.jpg - uploaded by the Owl Bandit
File:90 Cakes more preffered by Anteaters.jpg - uploaded by the Owl Bandit
File:Theestickanteater.jpg - uploaded by the Owl Bandit
File:Mother teresa owl.JPG - uploaded by the Owl Bandit
File:Oscardog.jpg - uploaded by the Owl Bandit
File:Antbag.jpg - uploaded by the Owl Bandit
File:I_am_TRS.jpg - uploaded by the Owl Bandit
Outlawz
User:Xamralco/God's userpage/articles - I don't need this anymore. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:31, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
Jailhouse style
Berweengal

December 12th - {{Noun}} is a fun template. If you don't believe me, just ask my muff.

Ford Anglia
LLLLLLLL
Spud
Sar high school
DBSA
Miku
SAR High School
Lars rumpf
Blood on the Dancefloor
آكلى لحوم البشر طفل
User:Bizzeebeever/articles - test gone awry
User:Bizzeebeever/images - test gone haywire
Fobos-Grunt - Wikipedia cruft

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Uncyclopedia Vs Wikipedia Warfare
Kexiqeg - {{WIP}}
File:Lmaowutt.jpg - This belongs more on ED - Too old for QVFD

December 11th - Chicken for me.

Carter bays
Jalos
Matt bojar
George clooney
Why?:Should I be a Nihilist?
User talk:Holidaygclub - spam
Telangana Ramasubba Subramanian(IIT)
Transsexuals/template - Don't think we need this.
Template:Patriots - No longer in use (one case has been substituted)
Template:Pwned - Substituted in all cases of use
Template:Offended - Unused and a failure.
Michael cera
Gurn (redirect) (delete) - redirect to userspace

December 10th - Unflavored for me.

HowTo:Make a metal song
Newfoundland (redirect) (delete)
VEVO
Top100 Porn Movies of All Time
Not Constantinople - unoriginal content [1]
Good cop (redirect) (delete) - This makes Good cop/Bad cop look like a subpage
Buttamonga
Limp wristed warrior
Anna hazare
Big Season Muzik
Mattsnow is racist towards the French Oh the irony -Mattsnow
File:Elder-Scrolls-Skyrim-Cover-Translation.png - Per uploader's request on talkpage
Fat Boy On Bus
Safe doses
Queens Park Rangers F.C
Sweaty german
Parry sound
User:TheDuckieMustKillYou - Created by anon
The Uncyclopedia Complaints Department

December 8: My mother beat me as a child.

Yohan janowski
Skyrim
Joe Lally
Immagration - not nice
Firewall
Jordon sloan
Ho chi minh
DC universe
User talk:Taylorglover63565
User talk:Male enhancement 101 - I tried it and it didn't work
Template:Tlw/doc - documentation for unused template]]
Template:Tlw - Unused, useless template
Template:Template doc page viewed directly - unused template, replaced by {{Documentation subpage}}
Template:Template doc page transcluded - unused template, replaced by {{Documentation subpage}}
Fucking shit
Hot babes - more ?????????????????????????
Caravans - ???????????????????????????????????
Antonio
Kinsey ho
Caleb
File:Magic patch.jpg - Don't really need this.

December 7 - Yes Minister

British Education
Cleverbot
HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw
Mklord214
File:Mexican soldier.jpg - Won't need it anymore -Mattsnow 
Greenhill
Windows 8 - tl;dr
First crusade

December 6 - I aspire to one day suck a dick.

File:Cheerleaders.jpg - pr0n
Levi
Conner
Lucas
Subjects not mentioned on uncyclopedia
Bbhcsd - tell them to take a shower then
Nick lutze
Parth Patel
Ken Nakanishi-Stanis
John Terry
The Greatest Quote Ever. Of All Time. - Previously deleted article.

December 5th - How does I QVFD header???

Adam Blind 
Haley (disambiguation) (redirect) (delete) - broken redirect
Haley - we already have Haley Joel (disambiguation), we don't need another page that serves only to link to Haley Joel Osment
Nicholas Huntley
Jason Cannon
Nathan Robbins
Sandwitch
Japs
Gareth bale
Gif
Finley Wilkinson Syndrome
Into the wild
Worst 100 Times To Fart - lol
Predjama castle
Tim tebow
Nanak chand
Ahmed
Bob Shizzler
Creative and Media
Sleep Deprivation
Pevensies
Laws of Anime Physics - ??????????????????????
Jynkx
Sick Grain
Weird al
Neill MacNeill
Yo yo ma

December 4th - I hate you

User talk:Karajew - Blocked user  and its not even a talkpage really
Joe buck
Skyrim
Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Balayah Jr
Melbourne Lebos
Sofia vergara - even more cool story bro
Risky Business - uhhhh cool story bro

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User:Enurscape
(the king of un-spoiling)Drew Pickles
Template:Closed
Billgates
Charlotte pickles
Officialy Pronounced Dead
Another One Bites The Dust
Hat Fortress 2
Jovian
Inter-Lights Inc.

December 3rd - Just 18 sleeps... Until the end of the world!

Arthur Conan-Doyle
American university cairo - WIP --Frosty 09:21, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delmarva
Joe Quesada - vanity - Fictional character and ICU'd --Frosty 03:50, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
With Or Without You
Mindless behavior
UnNews:Crippled Boy Found Guilty of Treason
List of actors (disambiguation) - I'm confused by what the purpose of a disambiguation page that doesn't link to anything is
User talk:ChiefjusticeDS/Archive 11 - HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????, by which I mean created by Aimsplode.
Template:Torchwoodbox - Template loop
Template:Ian Lucas - ???????????????????????????????????
Template:Star - No longer in use
Template:Monday 27th - useless and the result of not knowing how UnNews worked in 2008
File:Mrsa cyst exploded.jpg - A little too gorish for my liking

December 2nd - Oh daddy, proud of your planet. Oh mommy, proud of your son.

Shade
Ll loco - the next Puff daddy
Laughing gas - I won't
Mississippi State University
Fifa 12
Wii U
Curran michael brown
Category:28 November 2011
Guitar Playing Tips - spam
Template:The day wasn't a total waste I found a mans wallet - ????????????????????????????????????
Template:QFA:2.default - Blanked by auther 4 years ago
Template:Flagicon - Blanked by auther.... And that was almost 5 years ago
Kistom bieber

December 1: Only 25 days until the 761st birthday of John IV Laskaris!

0000
Gumbo
Grant Gullickson
HowTo use a grenade
Edgeworld
Interstate 95
Pirat bay
Dub step
Queens Park Rangers fc
Sex-scenes
Betty Crocker
/\/ /\ T /\ L I E
NATALIE‎
User:Shabidoo/ar