Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive85

May 31st - Gaybonerniggertits

Compton University
Wilbour the homeless gentleman - Self-reference? Humping YouTube? Doesn't belong here
Wadiya
Miles clarke
Archuna
Piravin Thavarajah
James lee
Sanjeev
Janan
Stefan zene
Ezra mcleish
 User:Iwillkillyou333/Brad Pitt - Due to constant vandalsim and such, I'm going have this deleted and start from scratch.

May 30th - Whats the difference between Kippy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

User:SerraBeardsley328
SerraBeardsley328
File:W&P.jpg Delete the old version, please
Game:OT/KRC/Village/followhim - What the hell? There's no game here!
StowersPowers91
Marilyn Manson
User:Vuilkak Visagie - ip created

May 29th - Didn't ya hear 'em?!? Didn't ya see the crowds?!?!

Marilyn Manson
User:StowersPowers91
StowersPowers91 - the spammers are back
Prehistory
Jong-Ching Bong
User:BickfordBrooker209
BickfordBrooker209
User:YanezLanger187
YanezLanger187

May 28th - I had dreams once...

Undictionary:BROKER even less money than I had before
Manchester city (redirect) (delete)
File:Magic-number-WB.jpg - Unused, replaced by File:Magic number.svg (please note that in the huff summary)
User:Sumeshthandan - SPAAAAM
Sulfuric acid
Talk:UoY kcuF (redirect) (delete)
Talk:Your mom vandalizes uncyclopedia (redirect) (delete)
SirroN kcuhC
American football
Raocow
BereniceLarson682
!!!Fuck You!!! (redirect) (delete) - Redirect
ReneauCupp913

May 27th - Boner, yep thats the best I've got

Page:People with little or no talent (redirect) (delete)
Uncyclopedia:VFH/http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The Orbital Resonance Ratio of Jupiter's Largest Moons redirect
File:Posterphoto lg3.gif - Lolno.
User:SPIKE/New Panama Canal - Copied to main by Xamralco to replace VFD victim
Credits: The Dog who said "No sir"
UnNews:Hippopotamoose Colony Discovered in Sub-Saharan Africa
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (CCCP - Commy Capital City Pwned)
User:A COMMUNIST FRONT WILL SAVE YOU
Talk:Francisco Franco
Mah
70.107.156.38
File:Picture 001.jpg - personal image for a vanity article.
Andy Barclay
Rabbi Saul This looks like a good article, why is it here? The user has just started working on it. Needs formatting help.
ICU'd.
File:Dsotm-graph.jpg - unused image with unknown copyright status; may be fair use
File:California.jpg - unused
User talk:PopGoesTheWeasel/Richard Pryor (redirect) (delete)
User:PopGoesTheWeasel/Richard Pryor (redirect) (delete) - moved/double redirect
Talk:/Richard Pryor (redirect) (delete)
/Richard Pryor (redirect) (delete) - typo, moved

May 26th - I sat on your hand and took a huge shit

McdougleSantucci213

May 25th - You're lucky my chick's here!

User:Kimchi - IP created
Helen Keller (redirect) (delete) - Redirects to Braille; then move Hellen Keller on top to correct spelling
Oswestry - This took six edits???
HowTo:Swim
Trentanium

May 24th - If I can't keep Mr. Stevenson, I'm gonna hold my breath until I turn gay!

CharilAgustin995
Medical School for Dummies - old name for "Medical School" - newbie kept editing, now sees what happened
Game:TheGreatQuestForTheMagicTaco/save files
File:14syw05.jpg
The Tap Water (redirect) (delete) - unneeded redirect
Category:Make your own wiki website
File:Lunch 2-moves.svg - seems like it could be spam. I don't like spam.
User talk:Eradeziel/Article about stuff - IP-created page in somebody's userspace.
User:Sallygwizz38/Article about stuff - IP-made page in userspace.
User:Computercrews
KozakDonofrio750 - spam
HaireMoorefield208

May 23rd - I can suck my own dick

Wolverhapton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea Wanderers
Racer Cool - looks like vanity
HowTo:HowTo:Be Black
User talk:Sure mean - Sock welcome
User:Travel vietnam - spam
User:Janeyoung123 - spam

May 22nd - Kippy is a raging homosexual

User:Sallygwizz38/Article about stuff - ip created
UnNews talk:US withdrawal in Afghanistan may be followed by more strategy alterations, warm fuzzy feeling (redirect) (delete)
UnNews talk:US surge in Afghanistan may be followed by more strategy alterations, warm fuzzy feeling
Game:Grueslayer/othergamestart

May 21st - Ain't that pretty?

Bruce Willis - ICU'd. --EMC [TALK] 21:05 May 21  2012
Imaginary unit - copy pasta of terrorism  Mattsnow  15:49, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

May 20th - Occupy my backyard! (preferably nude ladies with no clothes on and large buttocks)

Gabriella Montez
Funnyjunk
Template:Baby einstein preimer
Template:Baby einstein premier
NOT FAKE

May 19 - Occupy Uncyclopedia!

User:LaureneVillalba386
LaureneVillalba386 - ...
Beano
File:Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.jpg - unused; probably used previously on Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
File:032805 MuscleMan.jpg - bad edit job, possible copyright violation Used on userpage

May 18

File:ESP.PNG - unused image, don't see the utility in this
Laurinaitis (Disease)
Krokodil, but please read what I wrote when recreating page. I'm looking for old edition that I created that got huffed, which I would like in a user sandbox. Rickyrab (talk) 07:59, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

May 17th - That's a number five!

Template:Huadsfiha uh foiu ica8yigy wfa wfhoei
Ron Weasley on the iPod Lo-Fi
File:Elena.jpg - unused vanity photo; crappy resolution. --qzekrom
HowTo:Commit the Perfect Murder/
To the Moon for real this time! says Obama - Recreated in UnNews

May 16th WTF this is May not march?

User:Prints business cards online
Gobbeldyguke
Wacko
Soviet RPG
House M.D.
Political correctness FAQ - This page, which was originally authored by Gabrielbray, is not original to Uncyclopedia. See here.
City Dump
Officer Dibble
Dibble
Top Cat
Fuck the pokemon
User:Intsig
Daddy and Suzie Q

May 15th - SET THE DAMN HEADER FFS

User talk:Et al - The guy is blocked for infinity, so I believe ge won't need his talkpage for anything for a long, long tmie...
Sex/index.php - moved to HowTo:Improve your mental and emotional health

May 14th- Balls in my mouth

Randy Orton
Nirvana
Talk:Geography of Romania - test page
Geography of Romania - test page
UnNews:Britfag gets drunk, world celebrates - Not sure if boring enough, what do you think? Anyway, I won't try to tweak it  Mattsnow  16:41, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
The Game - There is no game.
Box hill high school

May 13th - Yippy yoopy yay monthfucker!

Retard
LocklearToll121 - advert
Milyo Pangarov - constantly recreated and deleted as vanity
Peoples front of judea (redirect) (delete) - unneeded redirect
User:CalderDrees896
CalderDrees896
User:Sugababes - Vanity page which solely exists to advertise a band? Fairly well known band, in userspace, not a problem. --Chief
User:Nootchy-Nootchy
User talk:Nootchy-Nootchy
Anonymus

May 12th - Pippy poopy, mother fucker, I have bologna too!

UnNews:Greece to reject Euro for XBox Live Points (redirect) (delete)
Www.etihadairways.ae@manchestercity. - Sooo not funny, what is the name of the team?
USB Butt-rape
User:Atomic Kitten - This looks like a vanity/spam page, although I can't tell.
Undictionary:Fhegfdfgdhdjdtjt
HAGGYO?????
I had a CheckUser run
And it has been confirmed that
You created a sockpuppet
And continuted to edit the wiki
During
Zombiebaron blocked PuppyOnTheRadio with an expiry time of infinite
Have a nice life, bye
Week ban

May 11th - Yippy pippy, mother fucker!

File:ללא שם.JPG - wtf? Unused
File:Solarsys.jpg - Unused, don't know what this is, a better and/or funnier version may already exist or can be uploaded.
File:Bettyg.jpg - Unused photo, may be a copyright violation
User:Shabidoo/The Orbital resonance between Jupiter's largest moons and the position of the Church
Talk:Softball
Big Mac
User talk:Xiaopig1 - Spam
Marvel Universe
File:Crow-Indian.jpg - Unused / duplicated file.
Lobomon

May 10th - Fly in retreat I would follow without shame

HowTo talk:Become a Drug Dealer

May 9th - I can forgive you guys for being artists, but I can't forgive you for being STUPID!

Solid State Drive
User:KatinaDavalos827
KatinaDavalos827
Saddam Hussein
Congregationalist
Game:On the Run/Getcaught
Ben Is Awesome - lolol
Andkon arcade
Khan academy
Wedgies
The Elephant Man

May 8 - BOLD TEXT

Category:NASCOR TOYS - ALL CAPS is annoying, replaced with Category:Nascor Toys
The Noble and Ancient Art of Tuba Eating
Today - Tried something, didn't work out. It was on Special:WantedPages so I tried to create it
McburneyGallagher956
User:McburneyGallagher956
Nashville,tn

May 7 - May 7

Despicable me
Template:UserPage - wtf?
Template:WTFPL - not necessary
Public key cryptography
Calgary Flames - WIP
Azade hache
Daleks in Massachusetts
Hodgifilius
Nazi party
Stardoll

May 6 - FROSTY IS BACK

User:AliciaRoebuck387a - Spam
AliciaRoebuck387a - Spam
User talk:Wedding in vietnam - Spam
User talk:Myfaarthers - spam
IF MATTSNOW LISTS THIS ARTICLE AT QUICKVFD IT IS ONLY BECAUSE MATTSNOW IS A BIG GAY AND LIKE DA CUM
Consistent vandal
Cowra High
User:XADMIRALCO
Admiral
ALABAMA
Amanda holden
Davao city
Category:23 April 2012

May 5 - Your mother smells of elderberries

File:JamesMcCloudPlayedByEricRoberts.JPG - unused and bad chop
File:Zombie... stuff.jpg duplicate of File:Zombie.jpg

May 4 ~ I am Sarah Palin, and I approve this message.

File:An Angry Elephant .jpg Won't need it  Mattsnow  12:35, May 5, 2012 (UTC)
Dominican republic civil war - can't see much hope for this
Arizona
Blow jobs
User:WeidnerGuss21
WeidnerGuss21
Why?:Should I be a Nihilist?
User:Mattsnow/Stephen Harper - I don't know why this was in my userspace...  Mattsnow  13:25, May 4, 2012 (UTC)
Talk:World War II - moved to Talk:World War II: The movie
You have aids (redirect) (delete)
Lucifer's userpage (redirect) (delete)
Lucifer's userpage/sig (redirect) (delete)
Kwame brown ICU
User:GeterMohr613
GeterMohr613
Pinky lee
Volvagia
World War VII
World War VII

May 3 - And we've finally ran out of headings for good

User:BenjaminRodius
User talk:BenjaminRodius
User talk:Trolling
User talk:Ladygagabitch
User:Basturd
Category:Sockpuppets of Shemappandyou
User talk:74.196.167.41
User talk:98.235.153.25
IsabellLombardo784
User:IsabellLombardo784
Scottish Parliament
UnNews:Michelle Obama, the First lady of fashion (redirect) (delete)
UnNews:Michelle Obma, the First lady of fashion (redirect) (delete)
Cgd
User:GEORGIEGIBBONS/RCAutoRefresh (redirect) (delete) - failed creation of a JS page, unneeded redirect
1791
6th september
Sander Vanhee

May 2nd - Hey Hey its Wednesday!!! Or Saturday or something...

Holden commodore
Penile Implant
You have aids - {{ICU}}
User:Shabidoo/finger cancer
User talk:63.192.71.3
Public Broadcasting Service - not even ICU-worthy imo.
User:Nike nfl jerseys - Spam
User:Toyeares - Spam
File:623686378l3mi.jpg - Found & uploaded better version
User:Shabidoo/The things your family doesn't know
User:Shabidoo/The Peasant's Dilema

May 1st - May Day, or Day May o_O

Callum Baxter
Neng
John f kennedy
Sydney - I was gonna give this guy the benefit of the doubt, but he's just making short, cruddy pages
User:Mattsnow/Archives - I guess that after a year here, I realized that it was pointless to keep "archives". Fast learner.  Mattsnow  09:59, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
User:Mattsnow/UnNews:Obama: "Iran will have a nuke by 2167!"
User:Mattsnow/UnNews:Tour de France 2011 résumé
User:Mattsnow/Unnews:Obama will not intervene in Pakistan, but US army will
User:Mattsnow/UnNews:Jack Layton passes away, even separatist Quebecers mourn
User:Mattsnow/Boston wins Stanley Cup while sore losers destroy their city
User:Mattsnow/HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness!
User:Skinfan13/Upsilon Sigma Sigma/Collaboration/June2011collab2
User:Mattsnow/UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning
User:Mattsnow/The 9/11 Commission Report
User:Mattsnow/Rand Paul
User:Mattsnow/Québec
User:Mattsnow/MKULTRA
User:Mattsnow/Mini-Golf
User:Mattsnow/HowTo:Train to look awesome!
User:Mattsnow/HowTo:Become an Assassin
User:Mattsnow/Heaven's Gate
User:Mattsnow/Doping in sports
User:Mattsnow/Boston Molasses Disaster
User:Mattsnow/Bohemian Grove
Wiki Troll (tasty plant)
Melbourne Victory
Randy Orton
Julia Gillard's Lost Shoe