Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive87

July 31 - Go eat shit fuckers

Jonathan harris
Callum garvey
Yodo
User:Lovesunshine Ext link spam
User talk:Lovesunshine Ext link spam
User:203.29.67.158/Bryan Chan No userspace pages for IPs

July 30 - I don't know what this date means, but I have arbitrarily decided it sucks balls

UnPoetia:Russian cameras
User:Owen12345 General dickery
User talk:JAMESSTOKES - cyberbullying

July 29

Micko - more spam
Gutenberg Bible - spam
National bonking day We need to archive this somehow. It made me lol. 
2012 FUCK YOU PUPPY ON THE RADIO CAMPAIGN
2012 SIR FROSTY ADMINSHIP CAMPAIGN
I'VE NOT A REAL LIFE AND MY LIFE IS CRAP AND I'M A DORK. I LIKE TO LAUGH ABOUT POOP AND DIARRHEA
User:Barf & Turds & Piss Eater
User talk:Cap'n Sock Monkey‎
User:Cap'n Sock Monkey‎
Newcastle upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
User talk:Barf & Turds & Piss Eater - oops

July 28

Captain green screen
Forum talk:Template watch - SPAMMER CREATED, AGAIN
Dr Robotnik - duplicate, I think the author wants this one instead
Glen bonnici - not want
Liam Johnstone - riveting tale chap
Forum:Let's huff the File:OnNoticeBanPatrol.jpg
Forum:Let's huff this Forum
Forum:Let's huff Wikipedia
Forum:Let's huff Uncyclopedia
Forum:Let's huff Paneveggio
User:Matthlock/HowTo:Be Matthlock (redirect) (delete)

July 27

Forum talk:Template watch - spam
/User:KeyboardMaster456

July 26

Shouzab is awesome

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Simon Cowell
Ginger Fission
"Arne Lord of the Feicks" - first line says it all - {{ICU}} -- Zb

July 25

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Get back in the kitchen - Where is the damn QVFD button atop pages >:S  Mattsnow  12:45, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
/Forum:Slutlist July(ish) 2012
User:Bizzeebeever/styles/navbox.css - donut wunt
Xat Has been ICU'ed, but I can't see any potential for improvement - Doesn't matter, don't QVFD ICU'd pages. -- Zb. Cool. -- Pup
Pashto
/Parts Unknown
Talk:Paul Joseph Watson - Single editor blanked page
Rockbank caravan park

July 24

File:Alt.jpg - Unused
File:Cam.jpg - Unused
File:Jjj.jpg - Unused
Glenn Danzig - blanked by author
File:Lawrence.jpg
File:Jersey-map.png
File:Candyandengine.jpg - all unused
File:Quebec city bridges.jpg ; won't need it  Mattsnow  17:19, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
 I'm using it now. --QZEKЯOM  Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 20:00, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
Derrick Rose

July 23

CeilEggers799 - spam
File:Extremeloonacybugsbunny.jpg - unused, copyvio
File:Oxassin.jpg - unused, bad jpg
Sita

July 22

Ric Richardson Copy and past from wikipedia article about Ric Richardson. 
Bernadette Botros (redirect) (delete)
Malissa harb (redirect) (delete)
Salma hayek - the most beatiful atricle in yhe universe
Luker - spam
User:Luker - spam
Little Beirut (redirect) (delete) - Unlikely redirect. Again. And please protect. 
Talk:Gendall - Personal information?
Talk:The Hunger Games (movie) - No content. Test edit only. 
File:SPAM.JPG
Ric Richardson
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/My wee smells? Am I dying? - fake Pee Review
Japino
Christian Taliban
User:Khaledaa - spam

July 21

User:Tandra - spam
Ashworth - spam?
Talk:Humpty Dumpty
Little Beirut (redirect) (delete) - Unlikely redirect
Saberling Appliance - Listcruft new article

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Fattening Women to Immobility
Bobby Brown
Shark boy on ur mom
File:Lassie.jpg - unused: We have a lot of dogs in our collection. This one may be copyvio
File:Rwl.gif - ditto
File:Crying emoticon.gif - unused img by blocked user
A typical wow player
Captain Milk - abandoned stub by blocked user (only contributor), let's not wait out the ICU
User:Webdesigner
User:KyleeGillie1
Streets of Malaysia
Durian
Lah
Proton Perdana
Ranamranamranamranam
Poweeer!
The big orange
Prince Vegeta
GoodrichCoil716 - Spam
Wumbo
Pokemon Island - um what
Cyber-Amish

July 20

Cyber-Amish
File:No light tunnel end2.JPG - Only used on Reefer Desk
File:San Francisco 2.JPG - unused
File:Eunew.JPG - Bad JPEG, unused
File:Motto.jpg - Unused. In Japan, calligraphy can be copyrighted so this may be copyvio there.
Game:OT/KRC/Village/followhim
Amit singh rao - vanity / cyberbullying
User talk:75.62.128.148
User:75.62.128.148
Car Insurance Minnesota Quote

July 19 - Let me put my poems in you

Malissa harb - cyberbullying
Patch Adams
Tumblr
Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 69 - You cannae create an archive.
Gabe Newell
MotleyWise143
Jonathan Chu - Non-notable.  Ah. Jon M. Chu. My mistake.
File:Gojoe2.jpg - I don't get it, was this pic deleted at some point?  Mattsnow  06:51, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
/Forum:Serious problem (for users only)

July 18

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Azumanga daioh {{WIP}} - Zb
User:Dialessima - Cyberbullying or vanity. Whatever. 
Talk:November
Cakey
Game:The Ultimate Final Super Mega Quest!
Comma splice {{VFD}} - ZB
A gay retared place (redirect) (delete) No. - Zb
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:WarWalrus/ Nazi Poetry - Per the instructions on the page.

July 17

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Ti piscio in bocca e poi ti piscio in faccia lurido pezzo di mmerda
Ti piscio in bocca e poi ti piscio in faccia lurido pezzo di merda
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/RL2 - author request
User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio/RL2 - author request
Forum:Village Pump‎ (redirect) (delete) - Unless we are going to have our forum turn into a group weight-lifting conversation.
Suiside
Game:The Ultimate Final Super Mega Quest!
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You said 'suiside' instead of 'suicide, n00b.
QUIT
Secret link: really quit!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Game:TAOAG
Game:VFH - crappy text adventure. Make sure to delete all subpages as well.
     This thing is four years old. Take it to VFD, please. -RAHB 17:40, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
File:UnNews Pope criticises dead couple for leaving baby in Limbo.MP3 - Left over from Forest Fire Week
File:Reuben Kinkaid Faerie.jpg - unused
File:Wolf.ogg - unused
File:Stickmen.png - unused
Forum:More crappy stories about Obama, please? - spammy spam spam
Moses Blah (redirect) (delete) - Unlikely redirect

July 16

One direction
Robin van persie
Matt Eldridge
Harry "Fanny Face" I kidnapped Houdini"
Constanze Mozart
Kellin Quinn - ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Aunt San suu kyi - cool story bro

July 15

Tumblr - nobody cares
Nyan Cat
Template:Wxkxpxdxxpxr
CSI: Miami
Grue's Pop Up Dance (redirect) (delete) - implausible redirect, links to zero pages
User:TheTechnoToast/Pot noodle - List cruft 
W.I.T.C.H. - bad concept for a stub
Mallidon
Game:Zork3/thedevil - Late addition to game, now orphaned. 

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User talk:Edwin.wei - He's blanked it. I think he wants it go e.
     Why would you explain on his talkpage why blanking it wouldn't be an advisable course of action, while also nomming it here?
     Also, someone blanking their talkpage shouldn't be interpreted as the person wanting anything beyond the content that was previously contained within it gone, unless stated otherwise. —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:48, 15 July 2012
Brandon Decruz - cyberbullying

July 14

The Home Page
User:Qzekrom/Project Unova/summary
User:Qzekrom/Project Unova/faq
User:Qzekrom/Project Unova - author request
/Forum:First Pee Buddy Awards!
User:Bizzeebeever/scripts/checked diffs - do not need anymore
User:Bizzeebeever/scripts/collapser.js - do not need anymore
User:Bizzeebeever/styles/collapser.css - do not need anymore.
Abhijit
Dorklahoma City
Dorklahoma
Transformice
User:Diarrh Vader
User:4 MORE YEARZ (OF MORONITUDE)
User talk:Diarrh Vader
User talk:4 MORE YEARZ (OF MORONITUDE)
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (unsinkable city)
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (unsinkable city)
Template:WUTJTOD
Category:PLS Entry June 2011 - such a fucking amateur. NO I DID NOT DO THIS RIGHT.
Diritto d'autore
File:Gendalush inebriatum.png - broken image?

July 13

User:AugustParrill
User:Used car dealership software
Anti Timmy Force Four
Transformice
Jack lee
Talk:Ben kerfoot
Ben kerfoot
Forum talk:THE NEXT GOD DAMN PLS
Game:Zork3/faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

July 12

Guru Gleeson
Furby
தி நரி அண்ட் தி நாய்
The Great Teletubby Massacre
/Forum:Are you a cat?
Walt
Spídér's Wéb: A Píg's Tálé
The Black Cauldron
Don Wood
Vitvaro
Dude, Where's My Albatross?
User:Brynjustspamming - ok
Simon langton boys school
Treebeard
User:Rolandhelper - ip createdism
User:SawickiChronister4

July 11

Treebeard
User:Rolandhelper - ip createdism
User:SawickiChronister4
Cristiano ronaldo
Gundam
User talk:187.106.163.50 - spam
User:Qzekrom/sigshop - author request
Forum:MediaWiki "upgrade" - actually never mind - no, Qzekrom already replied

July 10

Skyrim - As far as I know, this page has been recreated 3 times by IPs. And they're always crappy stubs. Creation protect may be in order?
Leon Czolgosz
The olimpics - poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
HowTo:Troll someone
ClaudinaDegroot459 - wikipedia copypasta
Chartered accountant INdia
Ksiolajedbt
User:Osausau - IP created
Piss Up Division - lol
Shit Up Division - lol
Diarrhoik Division - lol
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (unbannable city) - lol
Template:WUTJTOD - lol
User:Birmingham WUTJTOD - lol
UnDebate:Is zero a number? - ehhh
UnScripts:It’s Ok to Lie if it Makes Only You Miserable (redirect) (delete)

July 9

The Hub - Too Factual, too short, pointless
Gatopus
Cordwangle - wtf?
UnBooks:Aaaabbbccddeeffgghhiijjkkllmmnnooppqqrrssttuuvvwwxxyyzz
Tauren

July 8

Fishbanana - crap
Category:IF SIMSILIKESIMS ADD THIS PAGE AT QUICKVFD HE WILL BE TRANSFORMED IN A PIECE OF DIARRHEA UPON A JUICY LOO - its ok since i did it -Frosty
XAMRALCO SMELL WELL IF HE POOP IN MY MOUTH!
Category:Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea when Xamralco Poops and Farts
Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea when Xamralco Poops and Farts
UnBooks:Should dogs be discouraged from raping each other in front of company?

July 7

User:ImmortalOracle - ip created

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UnBooks:Assholes come to Wonderland
Terraria
DK - This is a valid redirect, no reason to delete it - Zb
The Elder Scrolls lV: fallout
File talk:New nintendo games.jpg - ok
   *No real reason to delete talk pages unless they're blatant spam, orphaned, or cyberbullying - TKF

July 6 - Please would you like to be...somewhere floating free?

File:Hakko.JPG - unused, screenshots should be in PNG
       Is "screenshots should be in PNG" supposed to be an actual reason to delete this? —Sir Socky   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:21, 7 July 2012

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UnScripts:Ahahahahahaha - shit
Fuckup
Groby community college - only author blanked
Talk:God particle
Ramson gimthandam
Planet gootan
Bangladesh Cyber Army
Manipur
Tristam
Spencer Cole
File:Engerland1.gif - Likely deprecated and replaced with File:Icons-flag-gb.png
File:Untagonist.gif - unused, copyvio
File:Bugs.JPG
File:ללא שם.JPG - unused, bad 'chop
File:Angus Young Green.jpg - unused. This image nearly crashed my browser
File:KingLilJon.jpg - unused, possible suit magnet
File:Chavopoly.jpg - unused, immoral image
File:Demon eyes.JPG - unused
File:Stage.jpg - Unused, bulky image. Keeping it here may be copyright infringement.
File:Assassinio.PNG - unused, bad image
File:Love child.jpg - unused, weird
File:Peter.JPG - unused, bad JPEG (all 3 previously in my gallery)
User:Frosty/VA/Explosive diaherra (redirect) (delete)

July 5- Slaves for another year...

User talk:KeyboardMaster456
Nicki Minaj
X-ray computed tomography - Has construction but is copied from Wikipedia. 01010011011110010111001101110100011001010110110100100000011001000111011111110011 0110101001101011011011110111011101111001
HowTo:Grab pills
User:Saberwolf116/Coming and Going
User:Saberwolf116/About
User:Saberwolf116/2001 - More house cleaning

July 4 - Baby You're A Firework, C'mon Let Your Colors Burst

X-ray computed tomography - wikipedia cruft
Test Card F
True Blood
User:Clgt888 That's a userpage, he can have whatever he wants there, bar cyberbullying. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:17, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
Sysco - candidate for best article ever

July 3 - WRITE A FUCKING HEADER DAMN IT!

User:Matthlock/A Sister to Call My Own - user request, user put this on BP by mistake and I think wanted QVFD

July 2 - I just love cock so much

User:Sonic80/plsjun2012 (redirect) (delete)
Columbus Crew
Benadryl
User:Saberwolf116/UnBooks:The Case for Infinite Copyright - Redundant redirect now that I've moved it to mainspace. -SB116
UnScripts:MIKIbEDIV
Neoflup
Chelsea FC
Giordano ronzan
UnNews:Amelia Earhart search underway once again. - AARRRGHH It's OK now.......  Mattsnow  07:48, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
UnNews:Amelia Earhart search underway yet again. - Don't worry, I'll sort that crap.   Mattsnow  07:44, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
/UnNews:Amelia Earhart search underway - again. - long story short, just trust me.  Mattsnow  07:40, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
File:Luka rocco magnotta.jpg - won't need it  Mattsnow  04:24, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
Joseph Sungkawa ICU
Fairly Odd Parents
Mathematica (redirect) (delete)
Oval (redirect) (delete) - redirect to userspace
RhianonHenke308 - spam
Forum:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! shabidoo wrote that to celebrate spain's victory over the euro cup yeaterday.
2020 - trash
User:Shabidoo/Illustrated1
User:Shabidoo/Illustrated2
User:Shabidoo/Illustrated3
User:Shabidoo/Illustrated4
User:Shabidoo/Illustrated5
User:Shabidoo/Illustrated6
User:Shabidoo/Illustrated7

July 1 - AW, HERE IT GOES!!!

Newcastle, New South Wales - csb
One direction
Prince Rajiv, Duke of Guyanese Trinidad - Spork?
Kenan and Kel