User:ImmortalOracle

what, were you expecting a freaking renaissance painting?

ImmortalOracle is a user on uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia, of whom little is known other than that:

1) he/she may or may not be certifiably insane

2) he is often on some kind of tangent

3) he knows where you are

4) he's coming for you

5) I know who you are, <insert name here>

John Doe
Scientific classification
Kingdom	plant
Phylum	no idea whatsoever
Class	Yes
Order	chinese food
Family	annoying
Genus	I beg your pardon?
Species	Hobbit
Binomial name
I Don't Even Know What 'binomial' Means!
Specifications
Primary armament	Invisibility
Secondary armament	obscure movie quotes
Power supply	Chernobyl
Health	insured
Mana	that's a kind of bread, right?
Strength	9001
Intelligence	Intel Pentium
Weight	100 and something Lb.
Special attack	Exodia Obliterate
Conservation status
Kill the Bastard

ImmortalOracle, Bane of Humanity

This wikipedia, now this is Earth. See that insignificant speck of dust on it? That's why you need to clean your glasses. See that one there? That's me you.
Location	Undisclosed
Born	21 Windows minutes, Internet
Died	tomorrow
level of hell	Limbo
Known disorders	paranoia, autism
School	online.
Main interests	My main interests
Notable ideas	heh heh... none.
Influenced by	Marik Ishtar
Influenced	people that are easy to manipulate.
Favorite snack	How would I know?
Bounty	3 dollars, 47 cents

History

Early Life

I was born. I lived. I came, I saw, I conquered. The end.

Service in the 3rd world war

I started the Third World War, multiple times. Any objections?

Awards and Controversy

I don't remember what I was going to put in this paragraph.

Doctor's Analysis

INSANE.

This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

Another section

This is me on a good day

Much better. This is me. ish.

Is there any freaking text in here? no?

“Yes, yes there is”

~ anonymous on the picture over there <--

“If you're still reading this, good job.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Miscellaneity

For the sole purpose of proving the above quote to be wrong, i have decided to not place any text in this section.... ahh, shit.

Bounty

As of December 21st, 2011, The bounty over ImmortalOracle's head has been removed, due to the target's tendency to claim the said bounty.

Doctor number 2

lazy eye, asperger's, adhd, add, paranoia, possible schizophrenia, dementia, likely kleptomania, hereditary diabetes and lactose intolerance, as well as spontaneous human combustion (of other nearby humans).

number three

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Bored yet?

il-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.

il-2

pe-G

This user does not speak Plain English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Plain English speakers.

pe-G

sc-0

This user does not understand Scrabble (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

sc-0

tx-G

This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers.

tx-G

sa-N

This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

sa-N

quo-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Quote.

quo-2

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's IQ is over 9000.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

sub

subliminal!

sub

This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

n00b

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a complete, irredeemable bomb. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and problematize at a pool.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, this user knows that Major Tom is a junkie.

This user plays the fricking trumpet and pretty much looks like a smug asshole from the New Orleans Jazz Festival all year long.

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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user is a mutant.

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This user is a geek.

Pages with this template are added to Category:Geek Uncyclopedians

This user is the sworn nemesis of <insert name here>.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is Canadian ...and stands for truth, universal health care and HOCKEY games! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

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