User:ImmortalOracle

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what, were you expecting a freaking renaissance painting?

ImmortalOracle is a user on uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia, of whom little is known other than that:

1) he/she may or may not be certifiably insane

2) he is often on some kind of tangent

3) he knows where you are

4) he's coming for you

5) I know who you are, <insert name here>


John Doe
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Scientific classification
Kingdom plant
Phylum no idea whatsoever
Class Yes
Order chinese food
Family annoying
Genus I beg your pardon?
Species Hobbit
Binomial name
I Don't Even Know What 'binomial' Means!
Specifications
Primary armament Invisibility
Secondary armament obscure movie quotes
Power supply Chernobyl
Health insured
Mana that's a kind of bread, right?
Strength 9001
Intelligence Intel Pentium
Weight 100 and something Lb.
Special attack Exodia Obliterate
Conservation status
Kill the Bastard
ImmortalOracle, Bane of Humanity
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This wikipedia, now this is Earth. See that insignificant speck of dust on it? That's why you need to clean your glasses. See that one there? That's me you.
Location Undisclosed
Born 21 Windows minutes, Internet
Died tomorrow
level of hell Limbo
Known disorders paranoia, autism
School online.
Main interests My main interests
Notable ideas heh heh... none.
Influenced by Marik Ishtar
Influenced people that are easy to manipulate.
Favorite snack How would I know?
Bounty 3 dollars, 47 cents

History[edit]

Early Life[edit]

I was born. I lived. I came, I saw, I conquered. The end.

Service in the 3rd world war[edit]

I started the Third World War, multiple times. Any objections?

Awards and Controversy[edit]

I don't remember what I was going to put in this paragraph.

Doctor's Analysis[edit]

INSANE.

Autism11.png This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)


Another section[edit]

This is me on a good day
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Much better. This is me. ish.
Is there any freaking text in here? no?
Yes, yes there is

anonymous on the picture over there <--

“If you're still reading this, good job.”

Oscar Wilde on Miscellaneity

For the sole purpose of proving the above quote to be wrong, i have decided to not place any text in this section.... ahh, shit.

Bounty[edit]

As of December 21st, 2011, The bounty over ImmortalOracle's head has been removed, due to the target's tendency to claim the said bounty.

Diagnosis (another doctor's analysis)[edit]

Doctor number 2[edit]

lazy eye, asperger's, adhd, add, paranoia, possible schizophrenia, dementia, likely kleptomania, hereditary diabetes and lactose intolerance, as well as spontaneous human combustion (of other nearby humans).

number three[edit]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Bored yet?[edit]

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.
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This user does not speak Plain English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Plain English speakers.
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This user does not understand Scrabble (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers.
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Quote.
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's IQ is over 9000.
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Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.
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subliminal!
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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This user is a n00b.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable wall. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and geld at a dogma.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user's boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
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This user plays the fricking trumpet and pretty much looks like a smug asshole from the New Orleans Jazz Festival all year long.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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...and stands for truth,
universal health care
and HOCKEY games!

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