The Universe. Its mighty power Its evolutionary force ...
... not to be stopped by anyone
In its beauty, yes, this is a happy place to stay, filled with ...
... harmony and cosmic joy. A freedom place where men can express themselves
be as when they were born
All of this is because someone cares
because someone looks after us
When we sleep, when we play When we act natural
This is a movie about those, who risk life and partners to guarantee living...
... in a wonderful and free universe
This is a movie, about the 𝐠𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 from outer space
The 𝐠𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 come from the planet 𝐀𝐧𝐮𝐬. In the 8th Sun system
Far, far away from here
And they are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Universe
The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super
intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system: Braintapping, will
be able to create a world, a society a perfect world to live in
without the presence of women
A MALE ONLY WORLD
We are in one of the federations' 𝐠𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 ships. Ringmusculaturus II
Let's take a look at the crew
World Captain B. 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤 a strict well educated leader
Not so friendly and a father figure for the rest of the crew.
Chief Technician Sgt. Shaved 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬, one warm kind person
and a damn good space technician
He's been working a long time together with Captain B. 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤.
And this is Mr Schwul, a German speaking 𝐠𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 from the area of brown 𝐀𝐧𝐮𝐬.
who still practices the old 𝐠𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 religion
A ritual of worshiping human excrements
He's a psychological genius on board,who saved the ship and its crew many times.
And here's the 𝐠𝐚𝐲 agent ArmIn𝐀𝐬𝐬.
He just finished 𝐆𝐚𝐲 Agent School and is on his first flight in space.
The fifth and last member of the crew is the data man Doctor D. Ildo
An expert in biology
and in manipulation of other races and life forms in the universe
A very important person on these special missions.
We will let them speak for themselves.
- Captain, we got something on the radar.
- What is it?
- Well sir it's too big to be another ship or meteor.
- To me it looks like, like....
- Like what?
- Like a Planet.
- A Planet.
- Ein Planet.
- A Planet.
- A Plonet.
- Get coordinates Ildo. And give me a dyacon in five minutes.
- And Schwul, check the mental analysis machine.
- Hail, we will be able to do an ultra swip over in 25 seconds.
- Ok everybody, ultra swip over in 18 seconds.
- ArmIn𝐀𝐬𝐬 activate tender per sensor in the transpower system.
- Four, three, two, one
- Ultra swip over.
- Ok, chief. I got the dyacon.
- What we have here is a planet called Earth.
- There's life on it and a lot of water.
- It seems rather primitive.
- And sir, there's something terrible going on down there.
- Take it easy, Ildo. Don't paint the devil on the wall.
- But sir, there is, pardon me, female creatures on the planet.
- Female creatures!
- Female creatures!
- Female creatures!
- Ok. Calm down. We got to check this out.
- It might be dangerous but it is our duty.
- ArmIn𝐀𝐬𝐬. Put us through to our planet.
- I got to talk to the headquarters. Now.
- Hello, hello, headquarters. Come in. Come in.
- Here's captain B. 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤. P Code 2940018.
- On discovery ship Ringmusculaturus II.
- Come in, come in.
- Hello, Captain B. 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤.
- This is the president of the federation of intergalactic 𝐠𝐚𝐲 planets
- What we have here is highly cl𝐚𝐬𝐬ified 𝐠𝐚𝐲 material.
- We haven't dealt with a case of this magnitude in many years.
- I just got your dyacon.
- And our mainframe computer doesn't respond.
- I needed to talk to the council of wise men.
- And believe it or not, even they
can't give us any useful information about the strange female creatures.
- I'm afraid we will have to get in closer contact.
- You mean, send a man down there?
- Yeah, we have to be sure.
- But take care, it might be dangerous.
- Good luck CBD.
- Everybody listen.
- We got to beam somebody down to get more precise information.
- Ildo prepare beaming.
- Sgt Shaved 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬, activate stellar reference and remove light shield 2.
- ArmIn𝐀𝐬𝐬 go into the relaxing room, I wanna talk to you.
- Yes Sir.
- Sir, I know, I know you are going to send me down.
- But Sir, I'm afraid. I have never seen a female close hands.
- Only on pictures, Sir.
- I know you are afraid ArmIn𝐀𝐬𝐬.
- But my son, this is just a step on the long road
to becoming a real 𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫.
- It started when you father first gave birth to you.
- And who knows maybe after this mission
you will get the sign of the brown ring.
- And can truly call yourself a 𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫.
- That's what you've been preparing for
since you went to 𝐠𝐚𝐲 agent school.
- You really think so Sir?
- Then I am prepared.
- And sir thanks for your nice words.
- You are such a kind Captain.
- Nothing to thank for, you know I got an eye on your 𝐚𝐬𝐬.
[Computer: Activate, down beamer transmitter
- Activated. - Heidung f?r da Captain.
- Ready for down beaming.
- Hey, can I help you? - You look lost.
- I thought maybe we can spend some time together.
- If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
- Female, Female!
- Ildo, put IsArm in the plasma detector.
- And keep an eye on him.
- Schwul get the equipment for Braintapping.
- Alles klar f?r Gehirnsanzapfung.
- Yes, go on.
- Sgt Shaved 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 put it on the big asteroid screen.
- Oh, no, no.
- Oh no. Holly fellows, what are they doing down there?
- This must be this kissing I've been reading about.
- This is simply too much.
- Men, I have decided that we go down and save this planet.
- We will not tolerate any oppression of our male brothers
anywhere in the universe.
- Let's go and terminate these evil female creatures.
- And make planet Earth a 𝐠𝐚𝐲 place to stay.
- Yes Sir.
- High gain reflector activated.
- Wir kummern auf 34. Wir FIXME auf selche zolche.
- Ildo, put the radio meter gain up on 45.
and activate the grooviator.
- Attention, check all systems operative.
- And keep an eye on the proto meters.
- Let's get the map on the asteroid screen.
[Computer: Ready for female termination
- The area they call Russia, give us information about that.
- Mr Schwul, you go down there. And then you go South.
[Computer: Activate, down beaming transmitter
- Sterb ihr stinkende Frauenkreaturen.
- Ildo, show those yellow girls what a real man is like.
- Yes Sir.
- Die, bad smelling females.
- ArmIn𝐀𝐬𝐬, now you can get all the revenge you want.
- Immer auf diesem schei? Boot, immer und ich schopfe, und putze
- und es ist kalt und ?berhaupt...
- Ich m?chte doch nur ein sch?nes Wochenende haben.
- Sch?nes Wochenende. Sch?nes Wochenende ist gut.
- Ich bin nach jedigem m?ssen, schroten m?ssen, putzen.
- m?ssen f?r dich Kaffee machen
, f?r dich Essen machen muss, du, du alter Lohnszu.
- Uberholt, ein Schwarzer.
- Ein Schwarzer? Wo?
- Go to hell you monster.
- Alle Kampel, vielen Dank.
- Good work. You have cleaned up the planet, and they now need a guide.
- Let's meet in the Inner Sanctuary.
- Oh, Lord of the brown rings.
- Thou that makes it blood run to our 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐬es.
- Please help us to chose a guide for
the newly released man planet of Earth.
- They got the power the real and the lust.
- But they are like new born children.
- We need a guy who can teach them, how to give birth,
only to male children.
- I will do the test.
- I will help you to chose a man, who can handle the deal.
- All of you, stick your hands into the aureole zone.
- And when the light is up you will have found the one
, among you who is fully able, to be the Amb𝐚𝐬𝐬ador of Planet Earth.
- You know what this means, Ildo.
- You will have to pick a new body, for your job as a 𝐠𝐚𝐲 amb𝐚𝐬𝐬ador.
- Prepare yourself for the body transformation program.
- I love you all.
[Computer: Body transformation program is now entered]
[Computer: Your new skeleton is now ready. Transformation in progress]
[Computer: Please select skin type]
[Computer: Your new skin type is now selected]
[Computer: Proceed selection process]
[Computer: Transformation completed]
- Wow. What do you think of my new body?
- Yeah, very attractive, for sure.
- You look like a dream.
- Ah, ich h?tte mir ein solche Korper gesehen.
- Enough compliments.
- Sgt Shaved 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬, activate automatic down beaming.
- Because you're coming with us.
- Ildo get ready. Schwul, InArm.
- Yes Sir!
- Ildo, now I'm going to appoint you
the 𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 Amb𝐚𝐬𝐬ador of the planet Earth in the first degree.
- and on behalf of the entire crew I offer you my heartiest congratulations
for success in your new position.
- And I think I speak for everybody here.
- Kneel down and get ready to receive the holy 𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 seed,
- May it bring you supernatural power and eternal life.
- We will now have to leave.
- Ildo, I am sure you will take care and do a good job down here.
- I wish you good luck.
- And don't you ever ever forget this categorical maximum:
- Wherever there's a male race,
or life form in the Universe, that's oppressed by females...
- We will come, and free them. - For a 𝐆𝐀𝐘 UNIVERSE.
- For a 𝐆𝐀𝐘 UNIVERSE.
- Mission is ended.
- And they drive along to explore strange new worlds.
- To seek out new life forms.
- and to create new, male only civilizations.
- To boldly go, where no 𝐠𝐚𝐲 has gone before.