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HMC Topic[edit]

Since Arthur got booted (RIP fam), your topic is: Mandela effectroza 05:12, 8 February 2019 (UTC)

Thank you for participating in Happy Monkey 2019![edit]

2019 Happy Monkey Award!
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Congratulations, Happy Monkey Contestant, for participating in the 2019 Happy Monkey Contest! Better luck next time, bozo!


Mr-ex777 Initiative[edit]

Yo dude, I was informed that asking for my admin privileges to be restored on Discord isn't good enough and that I'd be better off doing it on the wiki. In light of recent events, I now feel comfortable returning as an admin. Next time you're around, could you hook a brother up with ops? Thanks man. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 09:31, 12 February 2019 (UTC)

I have restored your userrights, Geeky. -- The Zombiebaron 21:32, 15 February 2019 (UTC)

I'm here[edit]

I used to edit at the Uncyclopedia Wikia but I heard it's closing. I just signed up here but it says I made only like two edits. Binky The WonderSkull (talk) 14:12, 6 March 2019 (UTC)

RAHBocop: The Future of Frank Zappa[edit]

Of course, I love u too but, please

  • wanna create a page for RAHBot?
  • Damn, a war criminal as admin and crat, and me the only to say "roundhouse kick him in hell" and now? Aboozafiltah blocking be for another genial nick (RAHBocop)? What the hell
  • Love me love me love me
  • Fajita Taylor? Uhm... all of u changing nicks every year

LUV LUV LUV LOTS OF LUV I LUV U. --RoboCorpse (talk) 03:34, 5 October 2019 (UTC)

PS: if u need to use RAHBocop as new bot own by you, I'll give the password, as for RAHBot. But plax, create their user pages. They feel alone and abandoned. PPSS: luv luv luv u xxx. --RoboCorpse (talk) 03:36, 5 October 2019 (UTC)

Holy shit you're taking me back right now. Remember when we waltzed through the courtyard in our dungarees with no regard to what the elite would say about our disrespectful appearance? I remember. I remember it like it was yesterday. And I would love to have that password because I forgot the one for RAHBot about one week after you gave it to me and then I was sad. -User:FajitaTaylor/sig4 03:41, 5 October 2019 (UTC)
Oh yes, I remember, in the winter gardens of dat city northwest of Birmingham with W (not Walsall, not West Bromwich)... Password, uhm... irc.freenode.net? --RoboCorpse (talk) 03:46, 5 October 2019 (UTC)

SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN![edit]

SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!

SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!

TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!

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Well, you might just have a point there. -RAHB 18:18, 23 January 2020 (UTC)

JOY TO THE WORLD, THE RAHBot IS BACK![edit]

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And now with a new robocoppish propic. Ooooooh yeaaaah. --Walbro (talk) 20:16, 25 April 2020 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

Merry Potato Day![edit]

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit]

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Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:30, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit]

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

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Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:42, 13 December 2021

Merry Christmas and all that jazz[edit]

Santa Baby…

I heard that you were single again, well then—we should hook up real soon. Santa baby, Facebook me and give me some likes.


Santa cutie, Snapchat me and send me some pix, not dicks—but if you want, I don't mind. Santa cutie, favorite me on Instagram.
Slide into my chat DMs—add me to your list and we'll be more than friends. I'll follow you on Twitter too, and this Christmas won't be quite so blue.
Santa baby, I saw you had a Tinder and I swiped right—found your Bumble account. Santa baby, Match with me so we can Meetup.

Santa honey, if you call me up on the phone—we'll bone. I won't play hard to get. Santa baby, do you have white hair down there?


Santa baby, you don't have to wear a condom, come on—we can play 'Just the Tip'. Santa baby, even if it's just for one night.
I haven't been with lots of men—but last time I got laid he said I was a ten. I'm sure that we could have some fun—if you work out and don't weigh a ton.
Santa baby, don't forget the presents this year—like beer, or perhaps some good wine. Santa baby— let's get drunk, Netflix and chill…Here's a hundred dollar bill?..I'm on the pill…

 – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:31, 24 December 2021

Yo, fix the search tool[edit]

It's giving me a bunch of horseshit and it's making it hard to search for stuff. Cyrax-4K (Talk) 06:17 3 January 2022

--152.22.40.22 (talk) 15:45, 4 January 2022 (UTC)== good choice ==

thanks for banning zana

Yup im glad that she gets banned for it and same for Zana, If weinstiren and epstirn are puished zana will be too (EpicDude 03:25, 5 January 2022 (UTC)