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...for the fourteenth time, no less. For shame. --Andorin Kato 23:38, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

I'll be a promiscuous Southern Belle in no time! -RAHB 23:42, August 26, 2010 (UTC)


...promiscuity may be the only thing that saves you.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  27 Aug 2010 ~ 03:28 (UTC)


I autopicked for UU cause he's going to be gone until Tuesday, which means you're up again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:01, August 27, 2010 (UTC)


Please don't kill me for reverting you, but the article has been here for months, and therefore can't really get a construction tag.--HM (T) 06:33, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Well yeah, but wasn't that one guy trying to rewrite it or something? -RAHB 06:59, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
I thought it was just a cleanup, but if it's not, I think there's a tag that says "Person is rewriting this article, give it a chance" or something.--HM (T) 07:04, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, I guess it was. Alright, well stub it is then. Much obliged. -RAHB 07:16, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Your turn again

Geez, we're really flying now that nobody is picking for themselves anymore...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:34, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

It's time to finish this

You know what you need to do. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:46, Aug 31

For great justice! -RAHB 21:26, August 31, 2010 (UTC)


Approved by the Dancing Milk

Thank you for the great belated birthday present! (Yes, August is my IRL birthday, I just hit the big 4-0.) Here, have some cake.

-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:04, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome! Happy late birthday! -RAHB 07:26, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

UFFL 2010 Kickoff

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:44, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

THANKS, seriously.

That guy needed to go. Since you're an admin, how do you change your username? ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 00:42, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

I'd talk to sannse about that. Wikia staff are the only ones who can do it, and it's usually not actually granted unless you've got a pretty good reason. But go ahead and ask her, I'm sure she'll give you whatever information you need. -RAHB 00:52, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
Didn't TPLN just make a new page altogether? ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 01:01, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
Asked sannse. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 01:06, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
I don't know what that acronym refers to but yes, if you want to take the much easier and more practical route, you are allowed to just set up a new account altogether, as long as you don't continue using your old account. -RAHB 01:36, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Please Do NOT Remove page

Please Do NOT Remove the page Game:Wrong link Because it is going to be linked to Wrong link --*-User:S1312-* (Rant here) 23:38, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Well, the links on Game:Wrong link Well be linked from Wrong link --*-User:S1312-* (Rant here) 23:43, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

horseheads in the Wiki corporate offices


Those horseheads that RAHB left in the Wiki corporate offices might have had something to do with our exemption. --—John Lydon→龜 16:43, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

Cool talk page.

Your name came up, can you please explain to me and/or direct me to discussions on how Uncyclopedia became exempt from Monaco and will be exempt from the upcoming train wreck oasis? Is there someone else that I can talk too? Thank you kindly. Ernieandburt 01:21, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

I literally have 100% no idea what you're talking about, but since the discussion seems to be about Wikia and such, I suppose sannse would be a good person to talk to. She's the resident Wikia representative around here. -RAHB 07:10, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
thank you. have a great weekend. Ernieandburt 20:59, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
And you as well :) -RAHB 23:09, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

that justin bieber article you just deleted

Hi Rahb, I was thinking of hijacking it and writing a shoot-from-the-hip article for it. I think we should start doing that, page created vandalism? Instant ninjaing it into a real article. POW! (Too much coke) User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:29, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

Meh, on second thought, the moment's gone. User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:30, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
Damn. You should look into Cialis. You'll be ready for the moment whenever it hits, or something. -RAHB 02:32, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

Football discussion

Hey, I am in the market for a RB. I have plentiful amounts of middling WRs to send to you. So.... I get Peterson, you get Johnny Knox? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:33, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

HAHAH! Anyway, I wouldn't mind trading away Cedric Benson and putting Jason Snelling in his spot (or vice versa if you're so inclined). Moss or Naanee for him I think would be a pretty fair trade. -RAHB 22:03, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
Well, sent you the offer. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:33, September 25, 2010 (UTC)
Alright. Accepted, whenever it is they decide to let it go through. -RAHB 22:29, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Question about TAW


I'm looking for some older editors to judge a second category for articles specifically in the Uncyclopedia namespace and was wondering if you'd be interested? Its a little extra work but its important that "established" editors are judging the category since it concerns essays and potential future policies. Anyway, thanks for signing up. MadMax 01:36, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Absolutely, I'd be glad to. Thanks for thinking of me for it. -RAHB 01:38, September 26, 2010 (UTC)


THANK YOU for fucking voting me the motherfucking writer of the month!!!1 You rule!!!1 Fuck yeah!!!1 !!!!! You sunk my jengaship?? AWESOME! User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:23, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Userfication request

Please userfy Tool Assisted Speedrun to the usual place User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Tool Assisted Speedrun, as I vaguely remember it having some relation to stuff I'm working on elsewhere in my userspace (but I don't have details handy at the moment). I will try my best to make some improvement to the article itself, but as usual no promises... --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 06:56, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

Done. -RAHB 07:43, October 7, 2010 (UTC)


Is a monumental jerk and I am insulted that you would think I'd be inspired by him. Especially since I'm much too lazy to actually read anything of his, however good it might be. Or not.

Good day.

...and... er, Dexter? Me? Does he know about this? Eh... I'd have thought you of all people should know better than to encourage him. Wait, wasn't Dexter the one responsible for the whole wizard did it thing? I think you've insulted me again... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101007 - 12:40 (UTC)

Heh, thought I'd throw that line in there for fun. I don't make it a secret that I think you're a sock of Dexter, EMC, and Ape. If you're not, please ignore my ramblings, I'll be trying to treat you like a normal Uncyclopedian either way. But suspicion mounts and mounts. For example, I would find it very Dexter-like to immediately come to my talk page and try to draw attention to the possibility of sockpuppetry, knowing full well it can't be proved. At any rate, since it can't be proved, I'm not going to bring it up again, and because you might actually be a real human being. I'm going to be going on a break anyways, so don't worry too much about me. -RAHB 07:21, October 8, 2010 (UTC)
Why would I be a sock for one of them? You people seriously don't know whose sock I actually am? And what's a 'normal' Uncyclopedian?
Er... right. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 16:27 (UTC)
It's pointless because I'm most of the users on this site anyway. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:50, October 8, 2010 (UTC)
What?! There are others? And here I thought I was your favourite sock... *sobs and runs away* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 17:11 (UTC)
It all goes back to what I always say. There are only five Uncyclopedians. We're all just sockpuppets of those five. Even the sockpuppets of other people, the people they're sockpuppets of are sockpuppets of one of the original five. Of course they may be sockpuppets of another sockpuppet of one of the original five. Et cetera. It's part of the Unifying Theory Of Sockolution, or UTOS. There's even a conspiracy theorist group for it, of which I am the founder and sole member, and which doesn't actually exist. Er. Anyways... -RAHB 19:27, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
OMGZ teh cabal!!1!!11one!! --ChiefjusticeDS 19:29, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, also, Lyrithya, as far as I know I'm the only administrator who actually suspects sockpuppetry in this case. So like I said, I wouldn't worry about it too much if I were you, and if I, being you, were not a sockpuppet of the people I mentioned. I'm just a crazy person with a pasta strainer, a wooden spoon, and a dream. A dream that is heavily influenced by psychedelic drugs and sleeping disorders. -RAHB 19:35, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
Do you know the power of a wooden spoon, though? Do you? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101009 - 21:36 (UTC)
It can open the very gateway to the land of Winzel, and turn the world on its end. And that's within the hands of an inexperienced wizard. -RAHB 13:18, October 10, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, wizardry, eh? And what manner are you? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 14:22 (UTC)
Coca Cola Wizard. -RAHB 15:08, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
To be honest it barely matters if you are a sockpuppet of anyone, I'm more interested in how an "individual" behalves within the community. If you have had to adjust you behaviour and actually aim to get on with people without trolling, etc, then it isn't hurting anyone. If people are congratulating themselves on how clever they are in using a sockpuppet to demonstrate their own agendas then ultimately its a bit of a waste of time isn't it. The fact that most people who use sockpuppets for reasons such as this seem to WANT to be discovered or otherwise clumsily pepper their activity on the site with "clues" to their "real" identity only reinforces how sad that sort of activity really is. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Well stated, Modus Mordillo Zombiebaron Guy Fawkes dumpling. -RAHB 21:02, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
Dumpling. Definetly dumpling. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:06, October 11, 2010 (UTC)

Who's your daddy?

Hey Grandpa, this: User:Luvvy/Sandbox/The Uncyclopedia Family Tree Project  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 06:01 (UTC)

Excellent. I like how I'm the top tier and am born of nothing. Clearly I am the messiah. -RAHB 08:06, October 22, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, the idea was to figure out where you came from... so where did you come from, eh? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 12:45 (UTC)
Yep. (Either that or clearly I am descendant from God(s). Admin-hood here I come!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Oct 2010 ~ 19:00 (UTC)
I always said you'd make a good admin... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 21:03 (UTC)

A Dilemma

Ethine and I have a huge problem RAHB Do you like cocks, or do you lick cocks? Please respond as fast as RAHBanly possible --++Ironfistname.png 06:27, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again!

Read All About It!

--ChiefjusticeDS 14:37, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:05 (UTC)


RAHB, I would like to make an appeal for the un-banning of me, as you banned me, RomanNiggerDogShitBirdFuck. Yes, I know that with my username, it would likely mean that I am a vandalising troll, but I had made no edits, and am I not innocent until proven guilty? What is my plea? I plead the fifth amendment, the sixth amendment, the seventh amendment, and, while I'm at it, the eigth amendment. God bless America. The defence rests. Sincerely, -- 23:58, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

And I am not Roman Dagg Dogg fyi. -- 01:25, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
This isn't America. This is Uncyclopedia. -RAHB 06:29, November 26, 2010 (UTC)


...what'd he do to get banned? Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 02:27, Friday 26 November 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif

Is generally an enormous cock. -RAHB 06:29, November 26, 2010 (UTC)
Ooookay. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 06:38, 26 November 2010
Though he only just came back and hasn't done anything excessively shitty yet, or cocky for that matter. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 06:41, 26 November 2010
I really haven't seen him do much of anything at all, that's why I asked. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 07:20, Friday 26 November 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM NOT LOLOLOLOLOL 07:13, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Wanna see a magic trick? 03:18, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--ChiefjusticeDS 16:17, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

--Magic Snow man 03:57, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:56, 23 December 2010

Your 4th place template

Congrats on a solid fantasy season, sir. Here's your template:

'The 2010 Fourth Down Forth Place Award'

This user won fourth place in the 2010 UFFL season.

For his/her remarkable effort, they have been awarded with this template.

Creative, I know. All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:17, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Spicy! Here's to doing better next year! -RAHB 10:21, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:29, 30 December 2010

UnSignpost Delivery!

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:52, Jan 6 2011 UTC

UnSignpost Delivery!

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:12, Jan 13 2011 UTC

You're alive!

Now we must hatch a diabolic plot to get the English out of Scotland! /me evil laughs....--Sycamore (Talk) 13:19, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

I'm of the opinion that removing the total human population out of Scotland might be a valid option... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I think we should move all the Albanians from Greece to Scotland and all the Scottish from Scotland to Algeria. --~ Myg.png Myg2.png 14:22, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Sycamore? Is that you? It's been so long my brother! Yeah, the other day I can't remember what I was doing but I decided to stomp some adminny stuff I noticed on recent changes. I'm probably going to stay gone for a bit longer, but I've been thinking about returning soon if some of the proper things happen IRL. Also, if I can muster up the funny to write an article of some sort. Nice seeing you all, Syc, Mhaille, and even that third fellow who I don't recall ever meeting before. Hello, third fellow, my name is RAHB, and I am a penis. -RAHB 20:00, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:13, 20 January 2011

UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:41, 27 January 2011


As you are no doubt aware, you are a giant penis.

Good day. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:31, 1 February 2011

"Aware" is an understatement. It's much more along the lines of overwhelming pride. And, of course, arousal. -RAHB 22:03, February 4, 2011 (UTC)
I'm happy for you. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:14, 4 February 2011

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:35, 3 February 2011

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:25, 10 February 2011

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:13, 17 February 2011

UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:44, 24 February 2011

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:08, 3 March 2011

hey you big faggot (where are you i don't care if you have a life)

I've been re-watching Space Ghost Coast to Coast recently and I think it might be my favorite show of all time. Every single episode is great, even the ones that suck. George Lowe has the greatest voice in the world. C. Martin Croker is one of the greatest men to have ever lived. Andy Merrill has the funniest voice in the universe. Everybody who ever wrote for the show or worked on it should be worshipped as gods. It will never be topped. --Roman Dog Bird 06:07, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

Man, I agree with everything you just said. I hope I can meet George Lowe and shake his manly hand some day. He started voicing over Lego commercials recently and I have several simultaneous orgasms every time I hear it. One of these days I'm gonna have to get a hold of the DVDs, because the AVIs are taking up way too much computer space. But first, the physical Frank Zappa collection funded by Amazon gift cards has begun! I now have Lumpy Gravy, and I ordered Burnt Weeny Sandwich just a few minutes ago. It's like paying for sex, with Amazon gift cards. -RAHB 05:41, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:08, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:13, 17 March 2011


1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:16, 24 March 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:12, 31 March 2011

Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:24, 7 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:01, 14 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:19, 21 April 2011

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:23, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 5 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:43, 12 May 2011


~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:09, 19 May 2011

Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Fantasy Football 2011

It's back! Go here and sign up.Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:13, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, August 11, 2011 (UTC)