UnTunes:I'm Ready To Bowl Right Now
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I can, with great might
Hit all pins in sight
I'm ready to bowl right now
I'm ready to bowl right now
(let's bowl!)
I'm ready to bowl right now
I'm ready to bowl right now
I got the shoes, I'm checking the weights
Finding our row in the ally with my mates
Flex all my fingers together
Flex 'cause this ball's got to twirl
Aching for my turn, I don't make a sound
Bowling is my passion-- you're all going down
You're headed straight for the gutter
Beat you to submission 'cause...
I can hit ten pins
I can get a strike
I'm ready to bowl right now
I'm ready to bowl right now
Three fingers in tight
I'll put up a fight
I'm ready to bowl right now
I'm ready to bowl right now
(let's bowl!)
I've got a black-black ball
I get all strikes and that's all
So let's get this game goin' baby
'Cause in the gutter it won't fall
I'm ready to bowl right now (fall)
I'm ready to bowl right now
I want you out my sight
You're leaning too much to the right
Your style is just to shoddy
Your shoe's muddy! Your skills I will smite.
I'm ready to bowl right now (smite)
I'm ready to bowl right now
Do I come here weekly?... Actually, yes.
I am here frequently, I just don't play chess
Bowling is my favorite sport
And it's what keeps me out of court (out of court)
Maybe it's just.. The delicate throws
It's just when I'm bowling.. anything goes
I never hit the gutter
Nocturnal Emissions when...
I can hit ten pins
I can get a strike
I'm ready to bowl right now
I'm ready to bowl right now
a-choo, gazuntight
That's what you sound like
I'm ready to bowl right now
I'm ready to bowl right now
(let's bowl!)
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Lyrics & Vocals: The Roachy Jay
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