User:Theroachyjay
According to Facebook, at least....
Activities[edit | edit source]
I spend a lot of my time killing people. I will admit, the first time, I did feel a little remorse. It's never easy holding a bloody lifeless corpse in your arms and looking into those cold, unseeing eyes. Especially when they're still warm. That's just awkward.
It's important to remember, for those of you first-timers, that you must always polish your weapon. Whether it's a knife, a sword, or a gun, keep it clean. Otherwise, you just look ridiculous.
I've found that Windex is actually very effective for getting bloodstains off your knifes.
Interests[edit | edit source]
I need a new knife sharpener, so I'm pretty interested in finding one of those. My blades are getting a bit dull and shooting my victims gets boring. It's much less intimate, you see.
Favorite Music[edit | edit source]
Death Metal and the pleading cries of those who are moments away from the edges of both their lifespan and my blade.
Favorite Movies[edit | edit source]
2girls1cup, Hatchet vs. Genitals, 3Orangutans1Blender, Putrid Sex Object
Favorite Books[edit | edit source]
Mein Kampf, Zweites Buch
Favorite Quotations[edit | edit source]
"All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach." - Adolph Hitler
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." - Adolph Hitler
"Who says I am not under the special protection of God?" - Adolph Hitler
"Words build bridges into unexplored regions." - Adolph Hitler
"Inactivity is Death" - Benito Mussolini
About Me[edit | edit source]
I enjoy the thrill of slinking around in the shadows with a knife. Allys are a particular favorite. I feel empowered by the dark... Invincible, even. Nothing can stop me from doing what I want in the dark. Not even your screams.
The first time I killed, I used a copy of Oxford's English Dictionary to knock out my victim in the back of a public library. I proceeded to slit his throat with my pocket knife. I was almost caught, but I was able to save myself by knocking over one of the bookshelves. It completely caught the security guard off guard (haha no pun intended).