User:SaintJayJay

Saint Jay-Jay: Patron Saint of Procrastinators

Motto: Parva Leves Capiunt Animas

Unauthorised Autobiography

Saint Jay-Jay was born circa 1981 in the grand Duchy of Liverpool, before his parents, the Venerable Mr & Mrs Jay-Jay embarked on a journey to the dark heart of Billinge to become missionaries. Schooled in Wigan and later the ancient and hallowed halls of the University of Salford. Now living in Widnes with his Scottish ladywife the good Dr Jay-Jay: Medicine Woman.

Canonisation
In December 2010, Saint Jay-Jay discovered Uncyclopedia. As a natural procrastinator, he had been on the look out for something to do instead of anything he was supposed to be doing and lo, he found a spiritual home at Uncyclopedia. Declaring himself the Patron Saint of Proscratinators (which to date the Catholic Church have refused to sanction) his feast day is 25th December, putting him in direct competition with Jesus. Time will tell on who's feast day is celebrated more. Saint Jay-Jay unlike most Saints has decided against Martyrdom as he is pain averse.

Contributions

Geography

• Billinge
• Widnes
• River Mersey
• Bury
• Merseyside
• Greater Manchester
• Cheshire
• Warrington
• Salford

Things

• Machine Gun

Sound & Vision

• The Sound of Music

Awards

Poo Lit Surprise
Best Noob Article for Machine Gun

This user created Machine gun, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created The Sound of Music, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!