User talk:SaintJayJay

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Eh up!

How do....nice to see your article on "the lump".... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

And the article on Merseyside is looking good.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

machine gun

I read your article on the machine gun. Verry funny, I hope your article wins the noob contest its my favorite :) --Shabidoo 15:32, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

You're good.

Thank you for that, and do continue to be amazing. It's a shame, but most of the folks around here suck. 1234 ~ 11:05, 19 February 2011

Tanks

For reviewing my article. You definitely hit on the weaknesses in my writing, I'll be sure to take what you said into account. (talk) 04:02, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:14, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Saint Jay Jay: Don't forget to email me your topic for happy monkey. If you dont like email tell me and Ill catch you on IRC. Its happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com :) :) :) :) :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 21:24, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Super happy monkey competition topic

Hey your topic will be ready here at about five minutes before the start of the competition (5pm EST or 2200 UTC). HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK :) PISSING ALL OVER YOUR FACE --ShabiDOO 21:47, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Machine gun, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created The Sound of Music, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Olay happy monkey

Thank you for your participation in the Happy Monkey Competition. Because of your writing there are now 15 more amazing articles on Uncyclopedia. PS if you want your pee review to be expanded into a formal 50point review, please let me know on my talk page and Ill get to work on it right away! OLÉ!!! --ShabiDOO 01:24, March 15, 2011 (UTC)