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Thank you for being so patient with listening to me tonight, and I will work at getting better. Pea Peachess.jpg Chess (Chat) 05:47, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

I'm back!![edit]

Hey, I read how you entered me for VFS, with the description being "He's done so much for this site". Awwww.... That's nice. But seriously, I am NOT the kind of person for that, It's the Internet equivalent of giving a 4-year old a power drill. But listen, in several year's time, when your a big and famous uncyclopedian administrators, remember me. Just spare a thought. See you later. - I'm not just another n00b...oh wait, I am. LOL vandalz 21:09, April 23, 2011 (UTC)


10 reasons to thank JackOfSpades

10. You voted for User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty on VFH

9. You're pretty cool

8. You participated in rigging one of Uncyclopedia's most sacred voting pages

7. Thus proving that you don't have a frigid sense of humor

6. Except you do since you voted for an article that involved freezing temperatures

5. Not even sure if that was a proper pun anyway

4. Sorry

3. I think I'm running out of numbers here

2. But I just wanted to say

1. Thanks for the vote!


 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 04:24 Apr 25, 2011

It Works it Does![edit]

Hey Jacko I have connected to the internet at my friends finally...anywho, I will be on IRC tonight and tomorrow night as well...ttyl...Pea Peachess.jpg Chess (Chat) 03:39, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Help me.[edit]

Jacko, I am banned from the IRC channel so since you logged out we cannot you remember which channel i said i was on earlier? Or can you get them to temporarily lift my ban? Pea Peachess.jpg Chess (Chat) 01:39, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry I fell asleep on you, I will talk to you tomorrow...Pea Peachess.jpg Chess (Chat) 07:36, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
It's really no problem. If you're tired then you're tired. Jackofspades.png (talk) 16:17, 30 April 2011
Might not get on depends...Pea Peachess.jpg Chess (Chat) 17:10, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

The Article "No"[edit]

Go ahead and put the "No" article on my User Page and huff the "No" page. I'm bankrupt of ideas right now, but maybe some will come to me in time. And if someone else creates the page and does a good job in the meantime, that would be great. I've got some other ideas for other articles floating in my head that I think I would rather work on for the time being.– Preceding unsigned comment added by NoNamesLeft (talk • contribs)

You suck.[edit]

Too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:43, 7 May 2011

Thats not very nice, BAD LYRITHYA! --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 21:44, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
Uh... he started it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:19, 7 May 2011

You helped develop the anti-death drug![edit]

UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows made it into queue, and now old people will never have to die again! Thanks for your vote, man!

--Wanna see a magic trick? 16:15, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Woo! Jackofspades.png (talk) 18:13, 18 May 2011
PARTY HARD! --Wanna see a magic trick? 18:19, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

All in a day's work[edit]

Hello. I hate or love to say it, but I've made some good changes to Skunk and put it back on VFH. It's stinking up the place!!!! (hahahahahaha heeheeheeheeheeheehahahaha huh?). Please take a look, as you were very helpful on the first go-around. We haven't talked much lately, sadness music in background, and maybe we should collab or something. Are you a frat member? Its been so long since a frat page that I can't remember. Probably time to do another frat page too. Best of Icelandic ash to you. Aleister 14:00 26-5-'11

I will take a look. I'm not a frat member, and we haven't talked cuz I haven't been around much since the month started. I'm planning on doing something some time soon, so look forward to that. Jackofspades.png (talk) 22:42, 26 May 2011
Thanks for your Skunk vote. Appreciated!!! When you do something sometime sometimes swing by and tell me something. Aleister 20:21 28-5-'11


Cheers for that Jack, it's a great help. Nice to see you're still at it. Reviwing, I mean. --Black Flamingo 22:14, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

I'm still at a lot of things. Your mom for example. (Dammit, I have to stop doing that. Your mom, I mean. Dammit!) Jackofspades.png (talk) 22:38, 28 May 2011

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:[edit]


like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:30, May 29


UnNews:Boston wins Stanley Cup while sore losers destroy their city[edit]

Hi Jack I'm Mattsnow, I don't think I've introduced myself yet. Now that it is done, I'd like to know if I need permission or anything before putting this on the template for the front page and where I can find that template. I wrote an my first UnNews some weeks ago but I just don't remember how I managed to get it on the front page. Thanks! Talk Mattsnow 04:36, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

Usually the person who runs UnNews (TheHumbucker right now) puts it where ever they think it should go. If you want to put it on the front page template yourself I'm sure no one would object. It seems good enough. Jackofspades.png (talk) 04:56, 17 June 2011
OK, I'll wait a bit and then go annoy The Humbucker lol thanks! Talk Mattsnow 05:00, June 17, 2011 (UTC)


Is their a problem with's contrib to Columbus, Georgia. Just curious... 01:01, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

The main thing is it's not funny at all. The entire list should probably go, but I'm just going to leave that to someone who care about the article which is nobody. Except for maybe Dexter. Jackofspades.png (talk) 01:21, 24 June 2011

The Missing Years[edit]

Looking at EMC's chart, you first made an account in April 2009 but I don't recalling seeing your name until quite recently. Did you just pop in back then but left before anyone noticed? Just curious. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:56, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Thing is, I made this account in like...late '07 and wrote one crappy article. Then I came back in '09 and wrote a few not so crappy articles in about a two month period. And now I'm back again writing what I hope aren't crappy articles. Jackofspades.png (talk) 19:13, 25 June 2011
You were here in 2007? I presume not as Jack of Spades. Only experience improves writing, I know some of my earlier articles are not brilliant but only my first article was deleted (the Hackenthorpe Publishing House) as that was an idea lifted from Monty Python. So it deserved to die. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:57, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Yep, 2007. Wrote an UnNews that was ICU'd then deleted. It was pretty bad, I have to admit. (Proof!) Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:59, 26 June 2011

Dead Dicks[edit]

Thanks very much for the helpful Pee Review. As it is on VFH now I went through and covered your points immediately. I would appreciate your 2nd opinion. Thanks, Jack!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:02, Jun 25

Definitely better. There are much fewer points at which I get confused. I will go vote for it now. Away! Jackofspades.png (talk) 19:19, 25 June 2011

Final Fantasy VII[edit]

Hello sir, I'm sure you're very busy and I won't keep you long, but if you get a chance would you be able to cast your eyes over that article you reviewed? Is there anything else I can do or would you say it's adequate? Thank you sir. Thank you, sorry, bye. --Black Flamingo 21:00, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Still looks good, although I didn't see any major differences from before. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:49, 25 June 2011
I followed most of your points... I think. Or maybe I ignored them, I'm not sure. I'll look at the review again. Thanks. --Black Flamingo 22:39, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
I don't even remember what I said. I think a lot of it was "Hey, this is good, keep that" or whatever. Jackofspades.png (talk) 22:42, 25 June 2011
I re-read the pee. What you actually did was just post a photo of yourself laughing your ass off. --Black Flamingo 01:11, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
That sounds painful, and it's unfortunate that there is now a photo of my ass on the internet. Jackofspades.png (talk) 02:52, 26 June 2011

Pantsless Thanks[edit]


Sun8.jpg ...for your nice comment about the captions helping me get my first article featured !!! :) --ShabiDOO 14:29, July 1, 2011 (UTC)


Hello Jack. I saw you didn't like The middle of Uncyclopedia, did you know it's a parody of this? Even if you did know, I would like you to reconsider. What makes the article is clicking all the references. ~ Qakun · talk 14:00, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

I'd take it up with Ljlego I think he was the one that did the deleting. Jackofspades.png (talk) 18:01, 4 July 2011
Thanks. ~ Qakun · talk 18:14, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

I reviewed your article![edit]

Link to the review.--Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 22:19, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Mitch Hedberg[edit]

Is it my imagination or arwe you working on this It got deleted, and was not sure if it was your version or not. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:49, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

It was not. Mine is in my userspace and it's about 1 line long. Jackofspades.png (talk) 05:37, 6 July 2011

!HFV no etov ruoy rof sknahT[edit]

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Slithy Tove 00:55, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

40th Thanks[edit]

Much Thanks for making Padmé[edit]

Your support is what made Padmé!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:58, Jul 10

This is not spam...[edit]


...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:21, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Removing VFDs[edit]

Isn't that a bannable offense? It needs to show improvement, and it is clear that this is not the case here. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:07, 27 July 2011 (UTC)

My vandal sense is tingling. Who do I need to ban? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:10, 27 July 2011
Here's the diff in question. Pretty cut and dried case, if you ask me. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:16, 27 July 2011 (UTC)
I'm ignoring both of you until this goes away. Jackofspades.png (talk) 01:26, 27 July 2011
And yet you'll keep coming back whenever you see that yellow strip saying you have new messages, and wouldn't you like to see the most recent? ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:42, 27 July 2011 (UTC)

Trying to access your IRC account[edit]

Yo, I wasn't *actually* trying to login to your Freenode nick; I changed name to yours briefly for the purposes of making it appear as if you'd said something extremely homosexual on the IRC stats and my IRC Bouncer just so happens to attempt to authenticate with nickserv regardless of the nickname I'm *actually* using, so, don't panic. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:35, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

I figured that was the case. It was just odd to see the "1 attempt to access..." thing cuz that hasn't happened in...4 years? And even then it was someone I knew IRL. Jackofspades.png (talk) 22:39, 2 August 2011

Surrender monkeys[edit]

You nominated several redirects similar to this one for QVFD. They seem to be valid redirects to the article French, which explains the term. (In case you are unfamiliar with it, see wikipedia:Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.) Could you please clarify why you feel these need deletion? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 07:47, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

I'm fine with one redirect, but the ones I nominated I didn't think anyone would type into the search bar. I'm not opposed to the "joke" just the shotgun-like application of it. Jackofspades.png (talk) 07:49, 20 August 2011
So does it sound okay to keep Surrender monkeys itself and delete the rest? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 07:54, August 20, 2011 (UTC)
There's also a Surrender Monkeys I believe, but yeah that sounds fine I suppose. It's really up to the admin(s). Jackofspades.png (talk) 07:55, 20 August 2011
I meant exactly what I just said; Surrender Monkeys remains among those to be deleted because people are unlikely to bother capitalizing the M when typing in the search box. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 08:00, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Whoops, I realized that Surrender Monkeys wasn't part of the actual QVFD nom. I'll need a little more time to think about whether to nominate it myself. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 22:36, August 24, 2011 (UTC)

You're back[edit]

Bitchin'! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:19, 15 December 2011

Yes! Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:27, 15 December 2011

Tripped face first into a bar[edit]

Hello, and good to "see" you working the streetcorners of uncy again. Happy every days, and.... This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 27-12-'11


Thanks for the angel pic, I used it in a new page where it fit nicely and doesn't cause trouble for the authorities. Good to talk to you again, and I should be on more often for awhile. I have to catch up on what you and others are doing, so, what are you doing? And happy upcoming new years and all that it will bring. Aleister 13:59 30-12-'11

It does fit rather well there. I'm not really doing anything right now even though I'm on break and constantly bored. I should probably keep working on that one thing.... Jackofspades.png (talk) 03:52, 31 December 2011

UnBooks:My Tedious Day[edit]

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Thank you for voting for UnBooks:My Tedious Day on VFH! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:11, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

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CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:04, January 24, 2012 (UTC)