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December 24[edit]

I see you on-site again. Merry Christmas and all the other merry holidays to you and yours. May the light of Rama and that monkey shine on you throughout the week. And after too, like all of next year. And more than that. Al 21:39 24decemb12

Cheers, mate! Happy Holidays! I'll be calling...Y/bro--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:58, Dec 24
Hey, Sog came back. It's a Festivus miracle! Al, 23:36 later that day
REALLY!!! A Christmas miracle. Great!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:27, Dec 25

I've decided[edit]

That we are going to colaborate on a New Years Eve themed news piece. So...what are we going to do? --ShabiDOO 14:58, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Don't know, mate! I just checked the headlines and nothing is particularly catchy. Any ideas? How about New Year's Eve atomic fireworks display levels Iran?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:14, Dec 29
Iranians celebrate new years with neuclear fire works display over Tehran (of even better, Tel-Aviv ??? --ShabiDOO 19:03, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
Mate, I can't think of anything off hand. And lots of personal stuff to do. If you can make a draft I'll go over it. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:03, Dec 30
Not a problem, I colabed with another user. here. Thanks a million for the idea. Have a happy new year! --ShabiDOO 18:45, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

Much Thanks![edit]

Good scissors.jpg Murder Frog has awarded you a pair of scissors!
Now go run around with them.

You gave my rewrite Jim Morrison a Symbol for vote.svg For. on VFH, and for that I am tickled pink. Here you go; have your very own scissors. --Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 00:25, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Sappy New Year[edit]

Thanks for the Sappy New Year. Check out near the bottom of this, I'd like your opinion on a howto, bottom of the page. HowTo:Don't take any wooden nickels. Al timeless

Funny one. I can't think of anything. Wait! Huh? Oh, a pin just dropped!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:47, Dec 31
Uhhhhhhhh (silent scream). The bottom of the page, go all the way down. That's what she said. Al later


I minced words in your Intro, but problems remain. The last sentence of the first paragraph cues the reader to laugh (essentially, "these are funny guys") before providing the laughter-inducing raw material; and the third paragraph is way too factual. It reads as though awareness-raising is competing with humor. Spıke ¬ 13:27 31-Dec-12

Hey! Cool! I just did a bit more on your advice. It's a collab now so fix whatever you like. Always appreciated.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:44, Dec 31

My problems with it still remain, and I don't wish to wrestle the article into a completely different direction. The only addition that leaps to mind, under Other meanings, would be a British chapter involved with the well-documented effort to put Sharia into official use in the UK. "This chapter of the Mutaween is known as the Weetabix." Spıke ¬ 14:55 31-Dec-12

Yeah, lets don't change the direction. But please add the part you're referring to. Most welcome.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:33, Dec 31


You've won. You're our 1,000,000th visitor and won a visit to the Ghetto Disneyland........................ just kidding. But Congratulations on being nominated for Writer of the Year. You've earned it!--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 03:46, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Much appreciated, Mate!!! You're really trying hard - and are bound for greatness! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:26, Jan 1

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:14 (UTC)

Unerectable, ah, Untouchable[edit]

There is a little bit about untouchables in Mohandas Gandhi. And maybe you should read this new forum, it seems the sites are splitting tomorrow, and this site will be overrun by IP's and vandals (likely some vandals from the group leaving, if I understand human nature right). Chief Justice and others may stay here, we'll see. "Al" 12:09 3-1-'13

Tomorrow? No... Saturday. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:13, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)
Where do you live? In some of the world this is already well into Friday. Some of us are going to evening prayers in a few minutes, over to the mosque. Jeez, you infidels. Aleister 12:15 3-1-13
Whoops, I forgot the timezone. Damn, you people get the new Uncyclopedia faster! Grhh... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:18, 3 January, 2013 (UTC)


Happy New Year!!!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:52, Jan 7

Dang, Thailand looks fun, I should come visit some time. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Jan 7 '13 8:22 (UTC)
Hey Bizzee! It's the winter now - which is kinda like the best weather you could even dream of in Hawaii. But the other three seasons are hot, hotter and hottest - which is when people throw water at each other. Cheers, mate!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:31, Jan 7
Well, that's why I should come visit in the winter. :D  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Jan 7 '13 8:38 (UTC)

UnSignpost sez, "Give Pease a Chance!"[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 5:28 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130119042144 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 19 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:02, 24 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 31 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:33, 7 February 2013

It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:31, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:33, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:48, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:34, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:40, 14 March 2013 (UTC)


!!! Hiiii  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 21:42 3.14.13

Hiya, Sir! And a Nillion thanks for the nom. Stay cool! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:06, Mar 16
No problem. You too.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 17:38 3.16.13

Hey! Would you like to do a collaboration?[edit]

I don't know if you what it is, but I think you might. Wanna do a collab on the Battle of Red Cliff?  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 18:18 3.16.13

Happy Monkey[edit]

Are yoy going to signer uppper to the happy monkey contest? It's a great way to get lots of good articles up and running. See the banner thing up above, over the page, for a sign up link. It's a fun play thing. And yay for Nillion! Al some time today, 18-3-'13

Jordan Maxwell, Jordan Maxwell, Jordan Maxwell, Jordan Maxwell!!!! ... Bill Cooper ... WTF? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:46. Mar 18. 2013
I know you don't do competitions...but seeing as you rip out articles in mere minutes and are very original and're a natural for the competition. You can write it as unneeded or in any space you like. --ShabiDOO 00:32, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:25, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:52, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:21, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

The Misunderstood[edit]

Some idiot has nominated your page. Nice new set up on the song vid! Thanks for your vote on the Occupy St. Peter's Square page, it would be fun if somebody actually organized it! Aleister 20:20 20-20-'20


Sorry to whore, but it seems Reasonable doubt is lacking in votes, could you help?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:37 4.05.13

Gee Whizz! I had a reasonable doubt. But who put me in charge of quality control?? As you may have noticed the secret to Uncyclopedia is that you may have to "Pray to Play". BTW: I think you and I can do a collab to get Cleopatra featured. I looked it over and it will need a bit of a new intro (for example, Miley is not famous enough outside the US to be a good example), as well as the need to lose about half of the material (the unfunny half). There is LOTS of good material but it's too diluted by not-so-good material, much like the way some vendors mix water with milk in India and thereby spoil both. If you give me permission then I'll get to work. And thanks for the Nom and friendship.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:36, Apr 5
Yeah sure! I'll work on it later today and tomorrow. I'll be getting off soon.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:52 4.05.13

Badass guitar treat[edit]

`--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:41, Apr 5

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:33, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:34, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit]

{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20130425} } SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:00, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Tue, Jun 11 '13 2:31 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit]

And enjoy the news! You are also present here? Anton (talk) 17:51, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.

Anton (talk) 13:58, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Dear Abby[edit]

Your Abby Martin page has been nominated for VFH. I don't know why. And you haven't had a message here since August 8??? I now break that half-year drought, with a toast and some toast. Al 20:47 25-2-14

Yo bro! Thanks. Even Abby "Liked" it on Facebook (the version from here). Stay well. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:45, Feb 26
Really? You are not kidding? Anton (talk) 17:37, 26 February 2014 (UTC)
Hi Anton! Kidding about what?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:13, Feb 26
Abby having liked Uncyclopedia page about her incident Anton (talk) 18:30, 26 February 2014 (UTC)
Yes! I was a worried she might not, but I sent her the link - from here where it is headlined - and she liked it. If it gets featured I'll let her know. Her case is still under review on Wikipedia. Even I've got a page, and so will she as soon as she gets some 3rd party feature articles. Right now her name is just a redirect to RT's Wikipedia page. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:09, Feb 26
You've got a page?! If I am not being too indiscreet, could you please tell me what its name is? Anton (talk) 07:17, 27 February 2014 (UTC)
Hi Anton, please let me know your email. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:13, Feb 27
I sent you one using the "Email this user" option. Anton (talk) 09:33, 27 February 2014 (UTC)
Already replied. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:03, Feb 27
Ok, thanks! Anton (talk) 11:39, 27 February 2014 (UTC)
I knew it! Funnybony is Mike Tyson! Hints had been dropped for years. Mike, what was with that tattoo man, that must have hurt. Cool. Aleister 13:31 27-2-14

Abby breaks from her masters, and plans to play in the Masters this year (Al 4-3-14):

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
Word to your mother.

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Funnybony!! Aleister 19:05 24-6-14

It was. I saw him, although it could have been a burning bush. I'm not sure. I made a few edits to UnNews:Five times Hillary didn’t sound like a candidate which may or may not embarrass me as I don't know much about Mrs C, other than the obvious.
You know what's odd... We have 48 pages in Category:Hillary Rodham Clinton. But on this wiki we don't even have an article on Hillary Clinton. Let alone an article on Hillary Rodum Clinton, who was famous for putting things/rods in dark places. JFC 16:21. Jun 25
That's right, you missed it. There was a massive article deletion thing awhile back, one of those sick demented Forest Fire Weeks where people were encouraged to look at a page for three seconds, slap a "Forest fire template" on it, and how the rules were written the pages were destroyed quickly. We lost hundreds of good pages (literally, some of them were on the Good articles list that Hyperbole keeps), many of them well known with nothing wrong with them. I saved only a few, but major pages are gone. Remember 'Ginger'? 'Baseball'? Many pages of named people. It was horrible. Aleister 19:13 25-6-14
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened." Obi-Wan Kenobi senses Alderaan's destruction (from Bristol) - November 2013.
"Also there is now a heck of a lot of actually funny content which is hidden from users in pages which have been huffed. I know this. If my words anger you, I'm talking to you. I would very much like for lots of our best users to be able to fish back through the archives of deleted content because actually much of it will be useful for them to write with. I find it ridiculous when I look at RC knowing that there are users there who are much better writers than me who can't access the same deleted pages that a sysop can." :Source - recently
"Be the change you want to see in the world" - Gandhi - trying to avoid paying for breakfast.
Also... Funnybony!!!!!! JFC 01:48. Jun 26

FUNNYBONY!!!!!! FUNNYBONY!!!!!! FUNNYBONY!!!!!!FUNNYBONY!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 01:58, 26 June 2014 (UTC)

Hey, y'all!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:28, Jul 2

Something which might a muse you maybe[edit]

School: 5-Year-Old Committed ‘Sexual Misconduct’ By Pulling Pants Down On Playground or maybe someone else who is passing by and gets a concept for an article. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:41. Jul 7

Hey bro!!! How have you been? Send me an email. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:52, Jul 8

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
83.54% more reliable than The Daily Mail

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:57, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:44, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:19 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Free Newspaper Only Two People Started Out Editing, But Now They Want Nothing To Do With!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:05 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit]

The UnSignpost
Now Delivered Trendily Late!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:10 (UTC)


The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:51, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit]

The UnSignpost
Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit]

The UnSignpost
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit]

The UnSignpost
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit]

The UnSignpost
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!

Re-feature queue[edit]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:23, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Thanks for the invite. Good idea! Cheers!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:21, Nov 17

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:23, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?[edit]

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:40, 15 May 2016 (UTC)
--- Love ya all--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:44, Jan 18

Welcome back.[edit]

Hey Funnybony. You should swing by our Discord server - it's where all of the active site members hang out. Cheers, and good to see you around. :) AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 02:29 21 May 2019