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UnNews News[edit]

I hereby declare myself High Lord of UnNews. All must tremble before me, lest I hit them with a dictionary. Rar! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:30, 13 September 2011

You got my vote. I'm glad to hear the News. Perhaps I should write an UnNews on this news...humm.. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:22, Sep 13
Eh, I'm the UnNews Warchief! The UnNews Sergeant! The UnNews Chieftain! The UnNews... anyway. Your 2 recent UnNews are great bro, (I nommed the Los Uncyclopedias Zetas Cartel one), just don't forget to put some links on them! I also added 2 false links and tweaked a sentence on UnNews:Amber reveals dinosaur clue, let me know if it's alright. On another note, I picked my nose and found a greenish-yellowish-purplish-brownish one, but I don't think I should talk about that. Talk Mattsnow 15:18, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
Upon rereading UnNews:Amber reveals dinosaur clue, I think I'll nom it on VFH too if you think it's ready, you seem to be the only one to write good stuff in these troubled times where laziness is falling upon the land :D Talk Mattsnow 15:43, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
Hi Matt, congrats on becoming the editor of Unnews. I'm in good relationship with every editor. I have a certain kind of humor which you like, but some of the other users either don't like me, my attitude or my humor, and they try to punish me in the only way they can: by not voting or by voting against my work, much like a bum walks slowly in front of your car just because they can hold you up. I'll keep writing because you and a few friends like Lyrithya, Socky, Aleister, etc., will get a laugh, and that's enough for me. My ego is not dependent on Uncyclopedia. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:54, Sep 18
Well, I didn't really want to be the watchdog at first, but it's a pretty lazy little task, just like I'm a pretty lazy little boy, so I like it. It's not a dictatorship at all, believe me! Regarding drama, it seems sometimes people rather argue and argue and cause drama and have fucking long drama-filled forums rather than writing articles! I try to steer away from that too, I'm just friends with everybody. Talk Mattsnow 18:05, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
This could bode well. Yes. Also, I recall Spike using reasoning to decide what to put on the UnNews mainpage where... is reasoning important? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:50, 18 September 2011
Eh, Funnybony, could you wait a bit to touch the 9/11 report article? Oliphaunte just picked it up on Pee and maybe the advices are gonna spark some good ideas. I'll tell you if I am stuck with it. So forget what I said on my talk page :S. And speaking of conspiracies, did you read my latest one, MKULTRA? Talk Mattsnow 01:03, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, it didn't have a review? Good then. Let me know if you need help. On the MKULTRA I read it but really didn't find it funny enough. That could also use more work as now it almost sounds kinda serious. But keep up the good work and I'll vote again soon. Actually, many of the gifted writers like Sog have left, and it is slim pickings on VFH these days. Some features are downright infantile and lame in my opinion - it is even getting embarrassing for me to be associated with this site. It seems to be getting more and more childish when compared to previous years. Hopefully it will improve. BTW: Are you on Facebook? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:50, Sep 20
Yes I am on FB, I am but I am reluctant to give it away here. Anyway, I almost never go on FB. I don't think the articles getting featured are all that bad, really. Talk Mattsnow 10:11, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Where have I gone Joe DiMaggio?[edit]

Hellloooo, and me be missing you. I'm on about once a week now. Things going well? Hopeth so. Have you nommed one of your pages lately?

I saw your note on my Corpsearian nom, and am wondering if you missed that it's not about eating human corpses (except the pics, and because of you I changed one of the pics to a pig) but just to counter those stupid expressions "Vegetarian" and "Vegan" (makes us sound like aliens or something when they actually mean "eating normally"). So please give it another going over if you feel so inclined. And did you know Mike Tyson became a vegan recently, as did Bill Clinton. Tyson has become the darling of TV and movies, he really is turning out to be a loved celebrity - who would have thunk it years ago when he was the monster in the closet.

Give me five, bro. Al 18:09 21-9-'11

Yo, here is "V" bro. I personally feel that if a subject is not in Wikipedia then it doesn't deserve to be here either. Here they stupidly argue that such and such person, band, thing, friend, etc., is not notable enough to be here, but then a puddle of shit IS no problem. Try to get THAT is Wikipedia...! Good luck. BTW: Activist Post was just crushed by the man, its gone. Kaput. Shit, this is getting gnarly, dude! How are you doing? I'll give you a call soon (morning your time). Y/bro FB--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:10, Sep 25

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:33, September 22, 2011 (UTC)


I just wrote an UnNews I think you'll like, and since nobody ever does Pee Reviews of my article, I am curious to know what you think of it in a nutshell, that would be appreciated. Are you still in Thailand? User:Mattsnow/UnNews:Obama: "Iran will have a nuke by 2167!". Talk Mattsnow 09:41, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Matt! Okay, I did a bit of editing...hope it is for the better. Otherwise just revert. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:32, Sep 24
I reverted, sorry, I liked the closing joke! OK, I'll send you an e-mail! Talk Mattsnow 12:48, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
Hey bro, did you get my e-mail? Talk Mattsnow 11:27, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, I did thanks. Did you receive my replies? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:52, Sep 27
Yep, I've got them. All 4 of them. I'll answer there. Talk Mattsnow 10:57, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
They were in my spambox!!! That's why I didn't see them. It happens sometimes. I cleared you as an existing person lol. We were lucky I didn't trash the spambox. Talk Mattsnow 11:05, September 27, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 00:49, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:27, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

You voted for Subliminal stimuli, which got featured![edit]

A million thanks! --Wanna see a magic trick? 03:44, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

A freebie[edit]

"UnNews:Three days after Steve Jobs' death, devotees await his resurrection". Yes, it's obvious. But I dare ya.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Oct 8 '11 11:10 (UTC)

Hi Bizzee, good idea, please go for it. Cheers--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:08, Oct 8
I can't, I'm busy writing poop jokes for another article. That's why I gave it to you! :)  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Oct 8 '11 12:11 (UTC)
I can't because it's too obviously corny. And I'm busy digging a hole to prepare for the middle east nuke exchange coming up which will bring martial law on us both. Heads down, bro! Otherwise you could get the poop scared out of you for real. Keep up the good work, though, as long as the Internet is still up. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:24, Oct 8
BTW: My 14 year old son thinks Uncyclopedia is dippy and childish, having outgrown fart jokes at the age of 9. In stead he is busy constructing nifty earthscrapers with "Mine Craft" - little knowing that WWIII will not take place on line. And he's not about to listen to his square rock star dad. I mean, get real! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:54, Oct 8

Ombre...komo te pa'a?[edit]

He my main man. How is your summer coming to an end? Do you live in the humid and sweaty part of the Phillipines or the sweaty humid area? :):):) You're still spitting out around one good news story a week! Polished, timely and funny! Where ever do you get the time, inspiration and creativity? --ShabiDOO 13:16, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Shabi, nope, I've never visited the Philippines in my life. But its kinda rainy here in the Kingdom of Siam, if you please, and even if you don't please. I try to make my articles about important subjects, like Jack Dempsey or William Westmoreland, you know, notable subjects that also exist on Wikipedia, rather than cub scout jokes. And for news I aim at irony-in-truth, rather than girl scout jokes. Honestly, my son is 14 and he thinks Uncyclopedia is totally corny - really! Where do I get the creative energy to do 100 things at once? Fuck if I know. You have to ask Aleister about that one. Keep up the good fun. As long as you can, because come a time and it may no longer even be possible, I reckon! Cheers!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:46, Oct 8
I suppose there could be one of two possibilities. Either corporations become so hysterical about their image that uncyclopedia is totally shut down in one split second...or there is a backlash against the hyper manufacturing of image and we can go on treating people who take themselves too seriously as idiots :) It's why I've written a couple articles about uncyclopedia itself, because you should be your own biggest victim if you really believe in parody :) Do you write in other platforms? I once went to a giant Thai supermarket in Singapore and bought some super delicious stuff...and turned around running away screaming at a few other things ;) The value of diversity!! --ShabiDOO 13:55, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

The Jesusaki 2800XTC....[edit]

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And he entered the temple upon his horseless chariot and drove out those who sold, 46 popping a wheelie unto them and saying, "It is written, 'My house shall be a place where we can ride without getting hassled by the man,' but you have made it a den of robbers."

Luke 19:45-46

Thanks for the vote on Ghostwriter!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:44, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

Sure thing, Doc. A real good one.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:43, Oct 11



Thanks for your vote. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:22, 14 October 2011

Anything for you, Socky. Way to go!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:58, Oct 14

Where?? Where??[edit]

Where have I gone, Joe DiMaggio. Miss your wit and wisdom. Sighs. Chuckles. Makes doo doo. Cries into beer. Aleister 18:28 14-10-'11

I haven't gone, bro. And I always miss you. I still think our Dempsey article is one of the best ever. I'm just a bit worried now because there are serious floods in this country, and false flags in USA seem to me giving the green light to Is-real. If nothing happens in the next 2 weeks I'll be greatly relieved. Do you get the emails I send you? Hang tough, bro, I'm on your side all the sway. Stay well, more soon.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:57, Oct 14

Be easy[edit]

Yer ridin' the fine line between being a subtle dick and being an overt dick over on VFH. Tone down them aggressive reasons and be constructive. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:48, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Is this MY talk page? If so then the purport of the above is to be a "pussy" and vote for Froggy--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 23:30, Oct 15


I don't care even if you copied an actual news article verbatim-et-literatim and just changed five strategic words. The concept of UnNews:Paralyzed race car driver crashes, burns was terrific, the execution was better. It's a silly move to vote against your own article, anyway. If you really hate it, because you think it isn't up to your usual standards of avant-garde humor, just abstain and let the shaved apes vote it onto the front page. You will have made them a mockery of themselves — and totally made yourself the Andy Warhol of Uncyclopedia.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Oct 16 '11 10:36 (UTC)

Also, Froggy's a dick, so just ignore him.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Oct 16 '11 10:38 (UTC)
Hi Bizzee, I appreciate your Nom. And I enjoyed writing that news. But it is not one I would ever try to Nom. And I actually don't think it long enough or substantial enough to be a front page feature. If someone else wrote it I wouldn't nom it nor vote it to be an FA. I certainly don't hate it. It's just a quick joke. I'm here for the fun because its a format I finally know how to use, and I'm getting a good collection of silly one-two-three liners. I'm glad you enjoy them. If we tell a joke and someone laughs that is all the reward there is to parody. And its a good reward because laughing is healthy. So keep up the good jokes.
As far as Froggy being anything I really have no idea who or what he is in real life, or even what he looks like or does, but whenever he Noms or writes an article I like I always vote FOR, and have voted for him many times, and I will continue to vote FOR the ones I think are good for an FA. If it seems like I vote against him more that is just because he noms many, many more articles than most people and some of them I don't think are FA worthy. Many of my own articles, especially Unnews are too short to be featured and I rarely nom them. Out of over 400 UnNews I only have one that was ever featured, and it was one that I didn't think that much of compared to some others. Essentially I just don't think UnNews by anyone are really articles, per say, and few are rarely qualified as an FA - at least in my opinion. We hardly ever find a news story as a feature article on Wikipedia, and that's where I came from. But thanks again for the kind words. And I'll keep writing funny ones as long I can think of a funny angle on a news. I already have a new one ready on the Israel prisoner trade off. Hope you like it. But it doesn't deserve an FA nom. Just a laugh. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:09, Oct 16

Allah/God/Yahweh (pick one) thanks you for your VFH vote[edit]

...on that UnNews piece I did. It's the "no" votes that keep me humble and give me a reason to improve my writing!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Oct 22 '11 12:26 (UTC)

P.S. Contrary to appearances, that was not meant to be sarcastic.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Oct 22 '11 12:30 (UTC)


Rockandroll. --ShabiDOO 21:18, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

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You left?[edit]

We never got to finish our UnBook. You were one of the top writers I wanted to collab with. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 7 November 2011, at 19:59

Funnybony turns up every now and then, but yeah, nowhere near enough. Some say he'll be back in 2012. Or was that Our Messiah? Or are they the same person? --Black Flamingo 20:25, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

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UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit]

--ChiefjusticePS2 10:25, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

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Merry Christmas to you too bro![edit]

Have a good one :) Talk Mattsnow 14:09, December 25, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit]

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