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Been gone, not sure if I'm here yet. My life was brought here in the 1st place by a job loss, an unhappy marriage, & self doubt on bein' father. Thought I'd drop by since I have a reliable PC now. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 15:47, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome back, dude. I hope you don't permaban me again like last time. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:55, 24 September 2011
With noncontributin' comes great I Don't Care what you've done since then. How's it goin' on here? I've been so swept up in love & paranoia that I can't even drop in on here as much as I want. I miss the writin' & editin' & such, but life has sent me a goddess & yes, my !@#$%^&* is !@#$%^&* whipped. It's pretty epic. Though she isn't my reason for my departure, she does consume me ;) a lot. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 15:59, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
Premier! Please allow me to rock thou like a hurricane. Commencing! -RAHB 16:03, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
Careful. My wife might see... She's right here.... Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 16:08, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
I had you first. -RAHB 16:11, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
We all have neck beards now. Yes, we've gone Amish. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:58, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
Oh !@#$%^&* that communist is back. I knew it was too much to hope he was dead. But really welcome back. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:16, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
Oh !@#$%^&* THEDUDEMAN's back. -RAHB 05:26, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
Oh !@#$%^&* RAHB's back. Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 23:15, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
As long as we keep the pagans out......fek.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
You're not a real pagan. You're just a filthy hobo who rubs against trees. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:07, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

Who are all you people? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:42, 28 September 2011

Who you callin' "you people"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
I don't know! Why do you think I asked? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:50, 28 September 2011

I think I require some power back. I just watched Frosty dance with an IP & hit the button was like !@#$%^&*... No Powah... Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 08:30, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

I don't dance with IPs. I stomp on them. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:44, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
Then someone give this guy my old powahs. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 08:48, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
You'd want this guy or this guy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:49, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
Welcome back Tom! Your goatse goatee was sorely missed. --EMC [TALK] 20:28 Sep 29 2011

COMMUNIST GOATSE

That is all. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 20:12, September 29, 2011 (UTC)