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What do you think?[edit source]

What do you think of Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Nom ready?--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:40, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

Looks quite good to me, fella. Give it a shot! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:10, November 25, 2012 (UTC)

Can you fix my sig?[edit source]

It copies the code inside of the sig instead of the sig.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 03:22, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

Looks like you got it, fella. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:08, November 25, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

I got my audio file in, so now you can lock Being and Nothingness back up again if you so please. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:31, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today![edit source]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 29 '12 5:33 (UTC)

By the way..[edit source]

Highly amusing and absolutely justified sarcasm aside, your insistence that this website is a cold dead corpse and "had a good run" in the past tense makes me want to slap you, Batman and Robin-style. However, it's Christmastime, so I will give you a candy cane instead.

Candycane.gif Kip the Dip has given you a candy cane!
Oh crap. I forgot you were Jewish.

Dude! I was going to demand that he caress my privates in a loving, gentle fashion. And now you've gone and given him something sticky that he'll get all over his hands! Way to ruin it all, Kip. Bad Kip. Screw you, Kip. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 30 '12 21:45 (UTC)
Man...I was planning on sucking all of the puss out of his pimples and you instead give him candy that will create more pimples? Zheeeeesh !!! --ShabiDOO 08:26, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
All this whining has inspired me to try out my new holiday template for the first time.
Gelt.jpg Kip the Dip has given you some gelt!

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 13:07 (UTC)

SPIKE ban[edit source]

Does this mean he isn't coming to the office Christmas party?

Because I'm his secret Santa. YOU READ NOTHING. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 11:33, Dec. 10, 2012

If SPIKE has overstepped the mark, then a one month ban is way too long in my view. I banned Aimsplode for a week for openly abusing Simsilikesims and Frosty gave Matthlock a two week ban for creating a vanity page to attack an ex-girlfriend. I trust you will reconsider the length of this particular ban. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:51, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
Sorry, but I have to correct you now Romartus; Matthlock created a page about Final Fantasy (a game), not about his ex. He only created one section where his ex was mentioned and attacked and so on. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 07:27, 14 December, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for the correction Cat. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:55, December 14, 2012 (UTC)

In the spirit of your own words to Aleister a few months ago[edit source]

You really need to calm down. --ShabiDOO 18:18, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Seriously, since when is poking by for two minutes before I go to bed and being the only funny person on the site equivalent to being angry? If all of you cared as little about the site as I do, then we'd all have ourselves a wonderful site. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:53, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:43, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
I believe this is his version of this, only with fewer words and (oddly for TKF) no curse words. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Dec 11 '12 8:46 (UTC)
Also I'm not quitting. Quite the opposite. I'd like to stay, since this is actually a pretty okay place to peruse for five minutes a day. It would just be so much better without all the shitty users, y'know? Ain't rocket science. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:38, December 13, 2012 (UTC)
FU TKF. I will leave when I am good and ready. (Or when you perm-ban me.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Dec 13 '12 9:38 (UTC)
It can be your new tell us all how stupid we are. --ShabiDOO 10:40, December 13, 2012 (UTC)

SPIKE ban[edit source]

Hey, I have reversed your block of SPIKE for what I assume was this comment. While that comment was perhaps not the most amicable, it was by no means as overtly disruptive as you made it out to be, nor even beyond the usual manner of interaction that any new users should learn to expect with any Uncyclopedians. Using it as grounds for a ban is not something I can agree with, especially in light of the far more degrading block summary, and also of your prior interactions with the user in question.

In general, if you don't like what someone said, I would suggest you talk to them. Bring it up on their talkpage and ask them to revise or strike their own comments instead of jumping to the block button, as that is much more likely to get through to folks. Though it may seem the simpler option, just blocking people without talking to them, in particularly ones with whom you have an apparent history, is far more effective at driving others off the site than anything someone might say on a page.

As it stands, were it not for our history, I would probably block you myself for you own personal attacks and dickish behaviour, but as it is I will leave that to the wider community to decide, if they care to. -— Lyrithya 23:55, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Shouldn't you be off stealing a website? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:48, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
You both deserve to be busted down to "rollbacker" and banned for a week. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Dec 11 '12 8:22 (UTC)
How come you don't own uncyclopedia yet, seriously --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:30, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
I'll ask next week, when I'm at Wikia HQ. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Dec 11 '12 9:32 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 12 '12 14:11 (UTC)

!!!!!!![edit source]

I didn't know you had a private business --ShabiDOO 21:19, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

To quote from the company's history page: TKF company was founded and incorporated in the State of Ohio in 1947 under the name of Associated Millwrights, Inc. Primarily an erection company at that time.. Indeed. I see a link. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:45, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
The jig is up!!!! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:16, December 17, 2012 (UTC)
It was the "reciprocating vertical lift" which gave it away. --ShabiDOO 18:28, December 17, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, and asking for some advice[edit source]

I greatly expanded the ending of the Claudette Colvin page, adding a new section which now contains the end quote. This was on your probable well-meant push to fix the page, combined with a general disdain for the users which also serves to educate. Can you take a look. Does the page need more, or does that balance it out a bit? The stuff about "Mommy of the civil rights movement" and the little section which honors her can also be seen as a satire, as a counter-point, to the lifelong honoring of Rosa Parks. If we honor Colvin instead in at least one article, that's satire serving a purpose! That's my feeling anyway. If you could take a look at it and see if any of the ending is going in the right direction or does the job. I'll keep polishing the page. Thanks. Aleister 17:47 17decemb12

TKF, I'd really like you to please take a look at the updated page, it was changed, polished, and added to because of your comments. Is it close to being in the ballpark - like just outside in a taxi about to enter the ballpark - of you taking back your no vote or is it so far gone that when the dogs bark it feeds them nothing but soup. I'm asking you totally because of the subject matter. I think it would be fun for this to be featured and honor Claudette Colvin (that is the satire! Nobody honors her, we can) a satire playing with a very important but seldom spoken about event in the history of the 20th Century and in social movements in general. Please take another look as a reader. Thanks. Aleister 17:55 WinterSolstice'12
I do appreciate you earnestly improving the article's structural issues, and also your perseverance to try to win over my vote, but as it does in many of your articles, the prose puts me off in a way that I cannot exactly put. This is not a slight against you at all. I can read it, see the beats it hits pretty clearly, and understand it both as a piece of comedy and writing. I do respect you as a writer, but unfortunately I do not find this style, though it has superb rhythm, very funny except in fits'n'bits. You use this voice/rhythm in a lot of your articles, because it is your voice (and I also respect that: you have tremendous command on your writing, an imprint). The best parallel I can think of right now is Jim Carrey, who excels as an actor and comedian when he restrains himself juuuuuuuuust a little but, but often goes extremely over the top because he is good at that too even though it's kind of distracting and annoying and makes me want to change the channel. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:42, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
You know who likes liked Jim Carrey? 15-year-old kids. I know, because when I was 15, Jim Carrey was FUCKING AWESOME. (No seriously. There was this chick whose first name was "Awesome", and he was fucking her.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Dec 22 '12 16:20 (UTC)
Thanks for the explanation, which is another one of your lessons on writing (I've seen them, read them, copied them to my page where I put interesting stuff. Everyone's funny is different, so I take that into account of VFH and VFD, and even if I don't find the page worth even a smile, I put lots of other considerations in there. Encyclopedia style (even somewhat) counts lots, if it's satire in a different way of covering a subject matter, that counts to me, if it's a unique idea even if sits all by itself (perhaps an unconscious allusion to Colvin), and other people's reactions to it. If something is going over extremely well, even if I don't see it as a great feature, it's good enough. That's why I like The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668), it has everything in terms of great satire, and then people wanted it to be more funny although it was such a unique piece of writing and concept that it fooled people in the field it covers and we are lucky to have it. I digress, and thanks again for taking a look. Aleister 16:31 Festivus-eve'12

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:38 (UTC)

Archives?[edit source]

I was going to check on something I said to you in 2010 on your talk page but you appear to have deleted your archives. Do you intend to restore them? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:52, December 20, 2012 (UTC)

Are you sure? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Dec 20 '12 18:08 (UTC)
Aha! So that's where he put them. Thanks BB. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:22, December 20, 2012 (UTC)
He's a sneaky froggy fuck. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Dec 20 '12 21:40 (UTC)
das me! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:43, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:29 (UTC)

Just drop your pants, forget the eggnog[edit source]

Hey, you immature fuck, you're welcome. Oh, you were too immature to thank me? True. Anyway, I hope you turn over lots of new leafs with the move. I want to maintain my pages here too, and at least look in on this site quite often. Does leaving this site mean admins are leaving their admin duties here? If so, can I at least have a ban stick and some of the other tools, even though I don't care about admin status, so I can zap vandals like flies on the wall. Thanks. Aleister 13:55 3-1-'13

Rollback[edit source]

Can I please have my rollback power here, per the banner. Thank you. Aleister 2:27 5-1-'13

yr wish is my cmnd --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:29, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
Well it seems Frosty already did that for you a half hour ago. But I made you "confirmed" too anyway because that's just the kinda guy I am!!!!! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:30, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
Thanks! You light up my life. Al 2:51 5-1-'13
and you light up my kitchen! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:52, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

What he said. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  03:02, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Woody! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 03:24, 5 January 2013
SOCKY! Good evening? Afternoon? HAPPY MOVING DAY!!! The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  04:29, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

I find your actions quite disrespectful[edit source]

Not to mention you cannot ban that which resides in your subconcious. Kıp ¬ 03:08, Jan. 5, 2013

....are you my conscience??? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:28, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
As if you have a conscience.
*cricket chirps*
Ha, get it?
When you wish upon a cake, SPIKE will be banned for 30 days.-- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 04:45, Jan. 5, 2013

Aimsplode[edit source]

I wanted to know if we could get Aimsplode to get rid of his swastikas on his page and in his signatures. It's disrespectful and rather fucking disturbing. For offensive purposes. To avoid offending people.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 13:15, 7 January 2013 (UTC)

I agree his swastikas are offensive. But Uncyclopedia runs on the premise of freedom and intentionally offending people, and as Aimsplode is a part of Uncyclopedia, he's free to intentionally offend people with his intentional glorification of a bunch of murdering German scum. Now, if it were a swastika inside the Goatse guy's anus, that would be fucking unacceptable.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Jan 7 '13 13:47 (UTC)
Maybe can we have at least his swastika taking off from his signature? For instance, if he messages someone and the swastika offends them, they weren't asking for it. If they were, they would go the page Nazi or Swastika like average.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 20:38, 7 January 2013 (UTC)
A very similar situation happened in early 2007 with a user named Walter Humala. Long story short, but "freedom of expression" won out in the end in the short term, though of course in the long term the dude got bored and moved along. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:45, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
Six million of my relatives died and pictures of swastikas do not offend me. Why are you offended? -- The Zombiebaron 02:54, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
A swastika is a Hindu symbol with a very positive meaning. Why should anyone be offended by that? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 03:03, 8 January 2013
Because of the Hitler thing. I know you kids like to make jokes but lets be responsible adults for just a moment please. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:09, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost sez, "Give Pease a Chance!"[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 5:31 (UTC)
Yannow, pywikibot blows. Its "addtext" function ignores redirects. Its "replace" function does not. True story. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Jan 11 '13 16:17 (UTC)

Oh lord![edit source]

Thanks, I must have been drunk or something when I added Aleister there. Haha. Sorry.-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:26, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

IRC[edit source]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Jan 12 '13 3:55 (UTC)

thank you, young man[edit source]

thank you --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 05:25, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

no problem, kid! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:36, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

Where do I ask to change my username?[edit source]

I think I missed that opportunity. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 07:24, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

You can ask myself or Zombiebaron, but believe me, changing your username is no petty thing. You must first present, in your userspace, a detailed five-point reason for wanting to change your name. Myself and ZB will thoroughly review your argument before reaching a decision. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:07, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

Feature something.[edit source]

Zombiebaron has instructed me to instruct you to instruct a VFH to instruct itself into instructing the main page to instruct itself with the instructions of how to instruct the site to have a feature on it.-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:53, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

I regret nothing. -- The Zombiebaron 00:56, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

Could you remove the noms?[edit source]

For Suddenly Slender and Beef stroganoff?-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 15:55, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

joke noms[edit source]

UncycBot Is A Bully and Green Eggs and ham are all joke noms resulting in IRC.-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 04:23, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

Sir Peasewhizz asked me to ask you if you could pretty please shorten his ban to 6 hours because he promises to be good. Also cake is tasty. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:37, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

I know. I know. Do you think it'd be an okay idea to nominate Gerard Way?-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:58, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

unvoyage[edit source]

Can you make the namespace for UnVoyage? I wanna start it!!!!!!! — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Jan 22 2013 23:11.

Go ahead and make it at UnVoyage and such, and once it grows into a sustainable size I (or another 'crat) will officialize it! Lets make sure we get it up and running first though. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:55, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

Hey.[edit source]

I was wondering if you could adopt me. Thanks. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Jan 23 2013 19:55.

First you must pass one trial: read more of the articles that aren't just Boner on Uncyclopedia:Top10_12 and allocate ya votes. Being in my lineage means reading a lot to strengthen your own writing, and also voting a lot to make it seem like this community's alive, and also being a somewhat shameless whore. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:12, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
KK — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Jan 24 2013 00:15.
Are you still awake? — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Jan 24 2013 01:01.

VFH[edit source]

Let me know when VFH gets the axe, because I may have to rewrite some portions of the VFH gadget for it. It's going to be just like VFD, right? With templates separated by newlines? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Jan 24 '13 2:01 (UTC)

Next Friday is the due date. And yeah, for the VFD comparison. Can you work it so that the article health appears in the box and such? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:58, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
Dude I don't even know how that shit works. I'll have to take a full day and come to the library and figure it out. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Jan 25 '13 3:21 (UTC)
Just wanted to let you know that Ljlego and Lyrithya made some points about why we shouldn't go back to the old format, and I completely agree with all of them. Also, there's just no way for us to set it up the old way and keep the VFH health bar or have a simple VFH overview that lists the health of each nomination. Also, the vote gadget will have to have quite a bit of tinkering to make it smart enough to work with a VFH page that's like VFD.
In conclusion: I gotta move my opinion on the whole thing from "neutral" to "Nah." We could maybe have a powwow on IRC and come up with an alternative? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Jan 31 '13 2:04 (UTC)

IRC[edit source]

You are much needed — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Jan 24 2013 22:44.

What'd I miss? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:49, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks...[edit source]

...for the cookie at the house next door. It's been featured today! I wouldn't have nommed it if I didn't think it was feature worthy (or false - I've actually married brown rice so I could live my story), which occured when I added the youtube vid of Caruso singing and thought up the caption for it "Tommy Lee Caruso sings for his supper on their wedding night". A bunch of IP's put it near the top, and then some wanker voted it in. Thanks again! Aleister 12:22 25-1-'13

You're welcome! Glad to support anything involving brown rice. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:56, 26 January 2013 (UTC)

Could you clean up VFD[edit source]

It's dead XD. Also there is a bunch of VFH noms over the 30+ day mark. Thanks again. You can blame some lazy admins lol-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 17:49, 26 January 2013 (UTC)

Lulz, it looks like ZB did the VFD clean up as I wrote you the message, but the VFH 30+day noms are still there.-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 17:52, 26 January 2013 (UTC)
There ain't a rule about 30 year old VFDs, just the health system (and most of those old nominations are pretty healthy, but one or two votes away from feature. If you haven't voted on them yet, you should). John Cage ended up getting featured after over 60 days waiting on line, y'know. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:06, 26 January 2013 (UTC)
Oh, sorry. Leverage asked me if I could remove the nominations past 30+ days (idk why he thought I could do this) so I assumed maybe we changed the policy. I voted on every article so far.-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 18:10, 26 January 2013 (UTC)

Sound remotely familiar?[edit source]

-- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 09:46, Jan. 30, 2013

Could you set up the Vote:Top 10 January[edit source]

All the features can be located here: click here. I really think the Vote Top 10 2012 is going to have little more votes and maybe if people are voting for the Top 10 of Jan they'll also vote for Top 10 2012. Please?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:13, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 31 January 2013

Congratulations!!![edit source]

You won Writer of the Year!! Very well deserved and long overdue (I was hoping you would tie last year, but it ran off). Nice work! Funnybony won at the other site, so this is a perfect result imnho. Congratulations. Aleister 00:10 2-1-'13

Thanks ya! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:20, 4 February 2013 (UTC)

Winner![edit source]

Congratulations! You've won Writer of the Year! If I can, I'll make the WOTY 2012 template and bring it to you tomorrow! --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:56, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

CONGRATU-GODDAMN-LATIONS — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Feb 1 2013 16:37.
Thank you both, couldna done it without youse. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:20, 4 February 2013 (UTC)

TKF[edit source]

Have you published outside the wiki?--ShabiDOO 03:22, 4 February 2013 (UTC)

Yes, but not in comedy. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:20, 4 February 2013 (UTC)
Ping me if you ever care to share it. I'd be delited to read it :) --ShabiDOO 22:17, 8 February 2013 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:35, 7 February 2013

Can you mark User:Lil' Pease Jr. as a bot?[edit source]

It is my bot, and needs to be marked as one.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:45, 10 February 2013 (UTC)

It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:36, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

AWARD INCOMING[edit source]

Here's a totally shitty retread of the 2010 WOTY award:

Writer of the Year 2012.png

Don't worry, I am working on a WAY better one in Blender, which will be complete shortly before next year. On a related note, what's your hometown? I intend to use an HDR panoramic shot of YOUR (yes, YOUR) hometown as a background for the image. So, y'know, no hurry or anything. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Feb 20 '13 3:19 (UTC)

Detroit, Alabama --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:10, 20 February 2013 (UTC)
Wow you're a big help. I'm just gonna go with "Concorde, New Hampshire." Congrats. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Feb 22 '13 1:43 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:38, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Pee Review[edit source]

Sir Peasewhizz mentioned on my talk page about the status of Pee Review. I noticed there's not much activity on there (discounting edits from Dawg, Frosty, and myself). Do you think holding another Pee Week might help? MadMax (talk) 03:22, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Gotta be a pessimist when I say that probably won't help. The core of our reviewing problem is that we have a writing problem, first and foremost, and with so few articles being written (and the mandatory pees for VFH being removed) and the shrunken userbase, there simply isn't the importance or focus placed on Pee Review as there was before. This is a damn shame, since it's also accompanied a pretty sharp downturn in quality for new articles. But yeah, definitely much more of a structural issue that a contest (which will ultimately be underattended) will fix. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:19, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

That's too bad. I always thought the project was ideal for users who didn't have a lot time to edit the site. Has there been any discussion about attracting new editors or promoting the website? I have a small list of ideas if it helps. I talked to Mhaille awhile back about contributing short videos and flash animation to use in articles similar to Wikipedia (e.g. World War I#Media). I notice that Uncyclopedia has its own official YouTube channel and this might be a perfect format for audio and visual-based UnProjects (ex. an UnTunes music video or a weekly UnNews segment). Original videos in the style of Cracked, FunnyOrDie, et. al. could bring in a whole new type of audience. MadMax (talk) 18:04, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

Promotion is definitely central to a magical site reviving elixer, but unfortunately I'm real too busy outside the site to get involved right now. Talk to EMC/Hotadmin4u, I think he's our official hype guy now. Great to see you've got concrete ideas, though. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 14:38, 23 February 2013 (UTC)

Oh, so that's who it is! I'll leave him a message then. Also I appreciate the welcome back. :) MadMax (talk) 23:56, 23 February 2013 (UTC)

SITE NOTICE[edit source]

Why would you remove the site notice? Voting has dipped down since, it seems.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:57, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

Tom K. Fennedy?[edit source]

Hi, I'm back since there seem to have been major changes. Just so you know there's now one more apt to blow up any time at all. No, seriously, I'm unfused. It's been years after all. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:35, 26 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:54, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

Gerard Way[edit source]

If this doesn't get you to have him on that page, then I don't know what will. I do not own these lyrics, Wikia. lol

Now I know that I can't make you stay But where's your heart? But where's your heart? But where's your?

And I know there's nothing I could say To change that part To change that part To change

So many bright lights to cast a shadow, but can I speak? Well, is it hard understanding I'm incomplete? A life that's so demanding, I get so weak A love that's so demanding, I can't speak

I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven Nothing you could say can stop me going home

Can you see my eyes are shining bright ‘Cause I'm out here on the other side Of a jet black hotel mirror and I'm so weak Is it hard understanding I'm incomplete? A love that's so demanding I get weak

I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven Nothing you could say can stop me going home

I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven Nothing you could say can stop me going home  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:07 3.02.13

F. U.[edit source] all I have to say. This is quitting at its best (or worst). If you actually wrote something, you wouldn't feel this way. And then other people would start writing again. For shame, you pig. You ruined my week. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Mar 5 '13 2:18 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:37, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

oh yeah[edit source]

Why would you leave man? I hate you ;-; ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:34, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:46, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo![edit source]

Don't leave me, TKF! I love you! I mean it, man! Because I realized that platonic love can exist between two straight men! User:Matthlock/sig2 01:08, 15 March 2013 (UTC)

Just heard the news[edit source]

Say it ain't so. MadMax (talk) 15:19, 15 March 2013 (UTC)

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:29, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:55, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:25, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:37, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:44, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:08, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit source]

-RAHB 04:42, 11 June 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit source]

Enjoy! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:25 7 July 2013

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Just like Grandma used to make!

Anton (talk) 14:14, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

IRC[edit source]

Oh, right. If you still follow your talk page, IRC motherfucker. Sheesh. I gotta edit three pages now? Freakin' kids and your fancy sockpuppets.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Mar 18 '14 23:51 (UTC)

TKF won't be automatically notified if this page is edited because he hasn't got an email set in his preferences. As is my understanding. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 00:20, 19 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Also, and most importantly, fuck TKF. Just as I was about to start writing that article with him he leaves. Fuck him. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  03:38, 22 March 2014 (UTC)
Zheesh. He's not even a gobshite he's that pfff.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
We're delivering it to your door anyways!
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:41, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Made Entirely From Recycled Internet Memes
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:50, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Replaces Analysis With Flashy Graphics!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:22 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
I love it when the news comes together