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So I've just learned that Zombiebaron likes underground hip-hop, RAHB produces music, TheHappySpaceman is a huge fan of The Doors and we even have a last.fm page. Since there might be many more people who like music, I'm opening up this thread to discuss music; the theory behind it, the talents of very artists, even basic things like what's your favorite artist and your favorite song from said artist.

About me, I'm into certain kinds of hip-hop; particularly the underground boom bap scene. I like rock and certain kinds of pop and I'm definitely impressed by the guitar riffs on a Slayer record but hip-hop is my main love. I believe that dusty drums and discordant tones is the key to making a good dark hip-hop track; to me it screams confusion and brings the listener in to their frustrated world. That doesn't mean I don't like happy hip-hop. "What We Do" by Freeway certainly has an upbeat tone and yet the track still rocks hard; in addition whenever high-pitched synths pop up in a song, it immediately makes me want to dance. DJ Quik for example.

So what about you? RedHot (talk) 00:36, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

I don't know much about music, but I like the noise it makes. -RAHB 00:48, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
Everyone should add everyone else on last.fm and everyone who is reading this and doesn't know what last.fm is should get an account. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:43, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
^^^ -RAHB 02:39, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

Me (Cuz I deserve a section all to myself)

I like a diverse range of music. Actually... I know this sounds generic, but I like what appeals to me. To meet that standard, a song must meet at least 2 of the following criteria. A: Song should have an interesting beat. B: Song should not be repetitive as fuck. C: Song must have a deeper meaning as a whole, or C.2: Have many metaphors. D: The song may be produced in an interesting manner, or with unconventional instruments/singing/etc. D.2:This may be obtained with Voice Synthesis, or Instrument synthesis. Now, I have a few more criteria, but what I've found, is that Vocaloid J-Pop (afaIk) has most of my criteria. However, I also like electronic music, (NOT DUBSTEP FUCKERS) and some hip/hop or rap. I also like some classical music. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 00:57, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

I do have some exceptions... --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 00:44, 30 July 2013 (UTC)

Self-promotion time!

I released an album with my band Dark Matter back in April. It's mostly a piano rock type of thing, though it also blends in influences from post-grunge and the like. Here's the link. Or, if you can't afford the entire album, I've also released one of the tracks as a digital single. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:22, 07/29/2013

"A Rockalypse Now" is one of the best worst puns ever. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 04:32, Jul. 29, 2013
@Kip: I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 04:41, 07/29/2013
The former. It's bad in good way. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 05:15, Jul. 29, 2013
Lies! It's an oom-pah band. You're the "oom". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:13, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
@Modusoperandi: Have you even listened to the songs? They have 30-second previews of stuff. Anyway, it's totally not oom-pah, and it's definitely not the oom-pah-loom-pahs. (Good god, that song was annoying.) ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 03:37, 07/30/2013
Are you saying that the oompah loompahs don't play piano rock? That's an oompah loompah I never want to meet. -RAHB 03:41, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
Yeah. Back in our day, oom-pah defined piano rock. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:16, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
@TheHappySpaceman: dat name... :/ Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:59, 30 July, 2013 (UTC)

I've got a band

It's my body. It's mostly tuba. Mostly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:15, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

Modusoperandi is Neil Peart. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:11, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
What a coincidence. My nickname in high school was "Trumpet" because I could wrap my foreskin around an entire biscuit. We should totally harmonize sometime, homeslice. SG1 [citation needed] 04:55, 30 July 2013 (UTC)

So...

Anyone else here into hardcore Armenian rap? --EMC [TALK] 13:36 Jul 30 2013

You mean like System of a Down? It's Armenian, but it isn't rap. Altough it isn't very hardcore either, altough it is a bit. More of experimental metal, especially their two last albums. The first 3 albums are pretty humoristic and hard-core but
Wait wtf I'm slipping away. But anyways, gotta love those armenians <3 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:55, 30 July, 2013 (UTC)
I love those Armenians, but I hate others. Might I remind that the Kardashians are Armenians, and the only Kardashian that's remotely likeable is the late Robert, the one who bailed out O.J. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 20:28, 1 August 2013 (UTC)
Yea but what I've understood, those Kardashians do not rap >:( Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:44, 2 August, 2013 (UTC)
Thank God. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 17:39, 23 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm on Last.fm too

My name is AwesomeMatthew. Friend me and you'll see that like DSA510, I have a diverse range in music too. I'll fuck listen to anything that moves. You name it, and I'll probably listen to it. Unless it's bubblegum pop, dubstep or jam bands. I'll listen to anything, but I won't listen to that. Matter of fact, I even listen to Bollywood music, do you do that, DSA510? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 20:19, 30 July 2013 (UTC)

You guys are all so cool. I wish I was as cool as all of you guys. -RAHB 22:42, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
Me too. I want to hollow them out and live inside them. And in 16 to 20 years (less, with good behaviour) I'll get my chance. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:49, 30 July 2013 (UTC)
If you thought Uncyclopedians smelled bad on the outside.... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:41, 31 July 2013 (UTC)
Oh you and your Startrek references... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:45, 31 July 2013 (UTC)
There can be only one... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:01, 31 July 2013 (UTC)
HIGHLANDER REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 20:27, 1 August 2013 (UTC)
Well that's pretty off-topic on Zombiebaron's behalf. Who in their right mind would reference a Toyota SUV in a forum about music taste? -RAHB 20:32, 1 August 2013 (UTC)
Penis penis penis Penis penis penis Penis penis penis! Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 20:51, 1 August 2013 (UTC)
I see your penii and I raise you a penis. --EMC [TALK] 21:10 Aug 1 2013
Anyway, this is getting off-topic, since this section is about my Last.fm. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 21:12, 1 August 2013 (UTC)
A minute ago it was about an SUV! Make up your mind! -RAHB 21:14, 1 August 2013 (UTC)
My mind is made up, but that weirdo nobody knows anything about threw us off the track. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 21:48, 1 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm also on Lastfm

As ChairmanKanaloa... sadly due to being sent to a Chinese Prison I cannot access it right now. I will be released soon as I have been offered an opportunity to train with the League of Shadows. The new boss, Ras al Ghul, seems nice.---- – Preceding unsigned comment added by Sycamore (talk • contribs)

Being sent to a Chinese Prison. Ha! That is the worst excuse I have ever heard. If you're in a Chinese Prison, then why are you on Uncyclopedia. You know the guard could be right behind you, right? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 21:09, 3 August 2013 (UTC)
It's one of those finger puzzles. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:40, 3 August 2013 (UTC)
Oh yes. Chinese finger traps. Nice one. I have a question: When you were a kid, did you ever put one coat arm into the other and pretend you're in a Chinese finger trap? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 22:41, 3 August 2013 (UTC)
That would be more like a Chinese arm trap. And I don't know about you but in my opinion, finger traps are cool, but a Chinese arm trap is just silly. -RAHB 00:08, 4 August 2013 (UTC)

I might be on last.fm

user: ryanagentry — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 20:47:14 2013/08/04 UTC

Let's get some actual discussion going on

What do you think of Captian Beyond; certainly I think they're one of the most underrated bands out there. The way they use their guitar and melody definitely clicks with you and transports you back to a time where things were simple and life was nothing more than an enjoyable pleasure. Everybody seems to think their 3 album discography is just fine but I would of liked to see more from them, especially in this day and age. Thoughts? RedHot (talk) 20:08, 5 August 2013 (UTC)

I've listened to Captain Beyond before. I like it, or at least I think I do. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 20:44, 7 August 2013 (UTC)
I'd tell you all about my musical tastes, but I know what happened to me when I admitted my Twilight and Justin Bieber love. And even though I don't mean this as a joke, I know some of you will laugh anyway. Lord Scofield Stark 16:13, 8 August 2013 (UTC)
Twilight and Bieber? So you've read my slashfic. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:51, 8 August 2013 (UTC)
@Scofield: I am laughing already, because what self-respecting man likes Twilight and Justin Bieber? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 19:54, 9 August 2013 (UTC)
I know what a self-respecting man doesn't do; respond to attacks on his self-respect. Nice try, though. Lord Scofield Stark 20:07, 9 August 2013 (UTC)
A "self-respecting man" who loves Bieber/Twilight. I can only conclude that words mean nothing anymore, buffalo watermelon mousetrap. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:58, 9 August 2013 (UTC)
Thank you, Modus. Scofield can say what he wants but deep down he'll know he's less of a man because he likes Bieber and Twilight. Also, "Buffalo Watermelon Mousetrap" would be a great name for a song. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 21:05, 9 August 2013 (UTC)
"This man over here is trying desperately to let everyone know that he's not a queer. HE'S NOT A QUEER! Alright." -RAHB 04:02, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

I should note that Bieber did some excellent work on the Twilight 2: Twilighter soundtrack

Also, that might actually be a thing. Think about it! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:55, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

My favorite Twilight is Pikachu. -RAHB 00:09, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

Greatest song of all time?

Ok everyone post a link to what you think the greatest song of all time is. Here is my submission -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:08, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

There's no contest. Contest over. Zombiebaron is the WinRAR. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Aug 10 '13 5:11 (UTC)
You monster. You damned, beautiful monster. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:55, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
I knew this autistic kid with Tourettes who LOVED the Muppets, so because of him, I can't listen to the Muppets to this day without imagining high-pitched screaming; but a great song nonetheless, Zombiebaron. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 21:00, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

Title's pretty self-explanatory. Though I wonder how it found its way to my Vh1 feed with just 202,405 views. Hmm. Lord Scofield Stark 08:57, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

You boys need therapy...


Purely psychosomatic. SG1 [citation needed] 03:03, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:06, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

What if we're Dutch Cowboys? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, 12 August 2013 (UTC)
That's great, Modus. Where is this from? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 00:08, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
They're The Frantics. They had a show, Four on the Floor, that lasted a whole half a season, thirty years ago. I brought them up because I'm so topical. Finger on the pulse of Now, I have. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:58, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
Oh this is great. I read on Four on the Floor's Wikipedia page that the show inspired Kids in the Hall, my favorite sketch comedy show. Here's a clip from Kids in the Hall. It's not music related, but I laugh every time I see it. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 22:30, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
C'mon, I'm not the only who likes Kids in the Hall, right? RIGHT? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 22:38, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
Me. I got a tattoo of Dave Foley's face over my face. Kind of regretting it now. Should've gone with Bruce McCulloch's. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:16, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
i love scott, i'd love him even more if i were a faggo like him --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 19:13, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
@Modusoperandi:: I heard Kevin McDonald tattoos are kind of in these days. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 19:49, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
Sure. In France.... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:03, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

I thought "Le poopie" was French for "The Shit." Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 21:27, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

I don't have anything particularly relevant to say, but

I like these:

I also think they deserve Uncyclopedia articles and I will write them if I can ever think of what to say. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 22:38, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

I like these ideas. This could go somewhere. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 02:40, 3 September 2013 (UTC)