User talk:Cat the Colourful

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Please do it (again)

Hi,this is Aggin19 again. Remember how I asked you in the past to restore some pages I made to user space?

Restore Typist,Nose writing,Davie504,McChicken and Ways to come out too,those are my pages. Move'em to da space. PLEASE!!! OwO 82.137.8.127 (talk) 07:34, 22 November 2020 (UTC)

Yeah ok, done. User:Aggin19/Typist, User:Aggin19/Nose writing, User:Aggin19/Davie504, User:Aggin19/McChicken and User:Aggin19/Ways to come out. Can you in the future perhaps put your new message entries at the bottom of my talkpage where I actually can find them chronologically ywy. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:42, 23 November, 2020 (UTC)

Please auto-confirm me

Good Day. My name is Raj, username is Rajsingh19, and I am trying to create an article for the professional model: Gowri Nadella, and kindly request you to please auto-confirm me as a user with article creating privileges. Thank you!

I don't think that page is protected from non-autoconfirmed users. Like, you should theoretically be able to create the page by all means. If you're not able to then I guess you're triggering out site's spam filters somehow. Possibly by inserting vanity? This is a parody website, you know, not a database for Instagram models. You should read our site's Vanity-guidelines. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:30, 16 November, 2020 (UTC)

Please do it

Dear Cat The Colourful,

Do you remember Aggin19? That's me. I've seen you deleted many of my pages like Llanfairpwllgwyngyll memorizer,Studio logo debate,Belly inflation,The Republic Of Bumekisa,Alphabet song,The Paprika TV series (in Romania),When you... and Longest names for the sole purpose that I was a bit cringe when creating the humor for those. Dear Cat The Colourful,please restore all of the pages or at least give a preview for me,I miss the articles of my own work,and want to see them again. I can't even remember what I wrote in them.

Thanks, Aggin19.

82.137.13.130 (talk) 08:11, 8 August 2020 (UTC)

Sure, no problem. Done, done, done, done, done, done, done and done. :) Be sure to tell me if I missed anything or if you need anything else. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:42, 9 August, 2020 (UTC)

Divirginized

Hey, Virgin Talk Page! Not a virgin anymore! Bwah ha ha! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:03, 25 January 2019 (UTC)

Well.. there's a first time for everything, whether it's consensual or a violation of physical integrity. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:58, 25 January, 2019 (UTC)

Holy Crap

I forgot you were an admin, dude. ["Bruh Sound Effect #2" plays]

User:Matthlock/sig2 03:13, 27 January 2019 (UTC)

yeah I seem to forget it as well, I log in like once or twice annually and it's just as exciting every single time to find out you have all these fancy buttons to carry out your power fantasies Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:14, 27 January, 2019 (UTC)

Thanks from X-Inbox!

Thanks for your edit to Lego City, Cat the Colourful! --X-Inbox (potatoade) 02:26, 23 February 2019 (UTC)

Why?

Hi. While I understand that you may delete articles you may not find funny, you haven't provided any explanation as to why my article Crysis was deleted. Why was it deleted? 83.251.43.112 (talk) 16:24, 30 October 2019 (UTC)

I replied to you on your talk page, in case your IP changed along the way and you didn't notice it. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:26, 31 October, 2019 (UTC)

Upon reviewing the deleted contribution, here is probably why it was deleted: it consisted of one sentence, and one header followed by a list, and no pictures. Lists by themselves are rarely funny. We look for the funny here. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:14, 31 October 2019 (UTC)

Hi...

Why was Wikipatreon deleted? --D.WESCHER (chirp) 19:49, 10 December 2019 (UTC)

IP

The site keeps logging me out automatically. Can you block this IP address? --D.WESCHER (chirp) 19:20, 11 December 2019 (UTC)

That's weird, are you sure you didn't click the "stay logged in"-option when logging in? Either way, I blocked the IP as a test anyway, hope that helps, although I'm not really sure how it would have. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 20:38, 11 December, 2019 (UTC)

I award you with....

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

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This, for doing dutiful admin duties one day at a time. —  (talk) (contributions) 02:35:04 2019/12/13 UTC

Edit protected requests

Hi, can you please do some edits on protected items for me please?

• Template:Blog snippet copyright - change its category to Category:Licence templates
• File:Creative-commies.gif - add it to Category:Licence logos

Thanks. :-) Hoof Hearted • talk2HH 23:31, 18 December 2019 (UTC)

Yeah I got you covered, no problem 🤙 And thanks for all the categorization work you've been doing recently. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 23:38, 18 December, 2019 (UTC)

Very welcome, thanks. Hoof Hearted • talk2HH 23:49, 18 December 2019 (UTC)

What the hell am I doing?

I was just testing it out. I didn't know what the Oh dear! was so I tested it but forgot to remove it afterward. Sos! --Wiki (Express yourself, be heard!) 02:43, 31 January 2020 (UTC)

That's fair, it just looked really really really weird on the recent changes. We do have a Sandbox which you can also utilize to test out things. :) Also thanks for all the grammar fixes you've been doing around! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 03:02, 31 January, 2020 (UTC)

It's a pleasure and a privilege for me to be here and help out. Plus, great username! Do you seem surprised that my username is called Wiki? You would have thought that the username was already taken long ago, but no, I created my account today with this username. Strange, huh? Plus, can you also direct me to the sandbox link? It doesn't show me the link on the navigation tab, nor the interaction tab either. Plus, I need to create my signature like yours is colorful. --Wiki (Express yourself, be heard!) 03:07, 31 January 2020 (UTC)

I did link it internally under the mention of the sandbox, but have this external link too then. And concerning your username, it appears that it was actually once registered sometime around 2006 - this is why your current talkpage already had welcome messages from todd and topkins - but due to our server relocating/splitting from wikia (which occurred in 2012) a lot of our older user accounts kind of bugged out. This is why a lot of user accounts remain "unregistered" despite them having some contributions around in some page histories, it's just that nobody has tried logging back into these accounts since 2012. Soooo, in that sense, yeah, it's surprising no one has even tried logging into/registering your nick for the past 8 years! But it's your property now, haha, go wild. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 03:32, 31 January, 2020 (UTC)

Is this page legitimately part of Uncyclopedia?

I got onto a page called Uncyclopedia (dot) org and it collected my e-mail address but nothing happened, it didn't ask me to set a password. Is that page legitimately part of your site or are they just collecting e-mails for spam? 99.239.9.63 (talk) 01:24, 13 February 2020 (UTC)

The relationship is complicated. I wouldn't call it officually part of the site, but more it redirects people to the site because uncyclopedia.org was the former wite location. If you want to make an account, please do it here on uncyclopedia.co ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:35, 13 February 2020 (UTC)

User name question

Can I register my account with the username set to "The Mother of Quake 3 Arena"? 83.29.55.53 (talk) 16:08, 20 February 2020 (UTC)

Sure Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 23:37, 21 February, 2020 (UTC)

Yes, but then it dispalys that the name is too long, what can I do? 83.27.200.214 (talk) 09:33, 24 February 2020 (UTC)

Not use that username then I guess Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:03, 24 February, 2020 (UTC)

Except it says:

Sorry, your username is too long. Please choose a shorter one, or contact an admin on their talk page. Sorry, your username was caught by our spam filter, since it matches a pattern used by spambots. Please contact an admin on their talk page if you wish to register with this username.

I'm not a spambot or any evil villain. I'm a human.

As you are an admin, you should know what to do in this situation. Can you register this account for me, please? Mail me the password at quake3arena@asdf.pl.

83.27.200.214 (talk) 16:07, 27 February 2020 (UTC)

A mistake was made on Tau­mata­whaka­tangi­hanga­koau­auota­matea­pokai­when­uaki­tana­tahu

I meant to only delete the redirection pages, not the page itself. Sorry for the confusion. - Hyetts

No that was my own fault as well for not even noticing that I got redirected haha. Sorry about that. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:25, 24 February, 2020 (UTC)

Thank you

Kippy gives you the most sincere thank you for voting him bureaucrat

spp

y u huff spp?!!!!?--Memrdx (talk) 14:35, 6 May 2020 (UTC)

Please read HTBFANJS. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:01, 6 May, 2020 (UTC)

i'll fucking blank--Memrdx (talk) 23:55, 6 May 2020 (UTC)

Hello

Is there any "requested pages" page here on Uncyclopedia? Takipariu (talk) 21:29, 6 May 2020 (UTC)

If I understood what you meant by that correctly, then yup! Here's the main hub for requested article -> Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 21:33, 6 May, 2020 (UTC)

Yes! Thanks. Takipariu (talk) 21:35, 6 May 2020 (UTC)

Please replace the MediaWiki namespace messages

The NS:MW messages need your help. Here’s what I want you to replace:

MediaWiki:Protectedpagetext

__NOTOC__{{#switch:{{CASCADINGSOURCES}}
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    | {{Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|$1|$2}}
    | {{#ifeq: {{#titleparts:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|1|1}} | Special:Upload
       | {{Generic image names|protected}}
       | {{#switch: $1
          | protect | editprotected = {{protected page text/full|$1|$2}} <!-- Fully protected -->
          | #default                = {{protected page text/semi|$1|$2}} <!-- Semi-protected -->
         }}{{#switch:$2|edit|create={{editnotice load|notice action = view}}}}
      }}
 |#default = <!-- defer to MediaWiki:Cascadeprotected -->
   }}
}}

MediaWiki:Cascadeprotected

{{#ifeq:{{CASCADINGSOURCES}}|{{FULLPAGENAME}}
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  | {{Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|protect|$3}} <!-- Display the protection editnotice if it exists. (See [[Uncyclopedia:Editnotice#Protection notices]].) -->
  | <!-- Cascading protection and no protection editnotice. Display the suggestions and the edit request link. -->
    {{protected page text/cascade||$3|pages=$2|number=$1}} {{#ifeq:$3|edit|{{editnotice load|notice action = view}}}}
  }}
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MediaWiki:Customcssprotected

{{protected page text/interface||$1|type=CSS}}

MediaWiki:Customjsprotected

{{protected page text/interface||$1|type=JS}}

MediaWiki:Customjsonprotected

{{protected page text/user-json||$1}}

Thank you for your help, and have a good Wednesday! (Sent at 7:06pm PST) 70.71.93.193 (talk) 02:05, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

QVFD

My bad, I hadn't heard of QVFD before, but now I think I understand the difference. MrX blow me 14:53, 19 May 2020 (UTC)

Yeah no problem, QVFD is just the better and faster alternative for those kind of articles. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:55, 19 May, 2020 (UTC)

Account deletion

Hey is it possible to have my account completely deleted from here? Privacy concerns and all that. User:Mrthejazz/sig 19:25, 2 June 2020 (UTC)

It'll be sad to see you go Mrthejazz! Shabidoo (talk) 16:32, 3 June 2020 (UTC)

Sorry that I couldn't really be of any help, but glad that your request was solved either way. And agreed with Shabs! Good luck with life outside of Uncyclopedia Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:02, 3 June, 2020 (UTC)

NYC Revert

“Tip” is generally defined as the edge. For Long Island, it’s defined as, for example, Fort Hamilton in Brooklyn. Sure it’s funny, but can’t we be funny and accurate? Also rollback does not give an edit summary where it would be appropriate. Gale5050 (talk) 18:07, 3 August 2020 (UTC)

I just didn't understand what you were going for and - after repeated read-throughs after your explanation - I still don't understand at all what you mean. The "tip" makes the sentence's structure flow more logically to me, I'm not a native English speaker but I really can't make heads or tails of what the sentence even means anymore after replacing a tip with sixth. Dunno. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:35, 3 August, 2020 (UTC)

Understood. Gale5050 (talk) 18:43, 3 August 2020 (UTC)

My profile

Hello Cat the Colourful, this is regarding the recent actions taken against my profile JEOC, this is not a sockpuppet of my social profile of Freighttrain, it is just a resume profile that I keep more informal than my social one, also could you please say who it was that alerted you to my profile, this is because there has been a lot of harassment across FANDOM and any information regarding who it was would be helpful with this issue.

Now regarding my personal blog, do you know of any sites like this one that use the same HTML which do support personal blogs? Message profile (talk) 18:52, 17 August 2020 (UTC)

Your accounts were added into our site's Ban Patrol, which is a platform for our community users to report suspicious activity in case the admins are dozing off and fail to notice what's going on. I can assure you that there was no any particular harassment from my or the reporter's part, your edits striked off as weird to someone and it was forwarded to us admins and I looked into what you were doing and it striked off weird as well to me. We also have some pretty strict guidelines against having duplicate accounts.

And regarding your blog - I'm sorry but I can't really help you that one. Uncyclopedia just isn't the platform for that, sorry. Best of luck with your search. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 20:53, 17 August, 2020 (UTC)

No I wasn't accusing you of harassment, I just wanted to know the username of the person who reported, if it was just a regular on this site who did so then it likely wasn't one of a few from FANDOM who I suspect it might have been, and yes I know that Uncyclopedia does not support personal blogs, I was asking if you knew of any websites with a similar structure that do support them. Message profile (talk) 23:27, 17 August 2020 (UTC)

Someone wants to delete their account

Don't know if your online right now, but it looks like you're the most recent admin to edit (unless I missed someone else). Looks like a new user wants to delete their account. Perhaps you could take a look at this: Forum:How to delete account?. Thanks, cheers. MrX blow me 16:35, 11 September 2020 (UTC)

I don't think you can delete an account, @MrX:. All contributions need to be under some username, an account cannot be deleted. Information can only be deleted upon good cause, but even if suppressed(meaning admins can't see it), someone has access. Even though Wikipedia is different, the licence still applies. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 17:12, 11 September 2020 (UTC)

Yeah actual account deletion isn't possible to my knowledge, sorry. In some similar cases in the cases the site bureaucrat-codewizard-duders have renamed the accounts to something anonymous, but it's not something I can really do anything about myself. I forwarded that forum to the mightier forces though, hope some sort of resolution is found. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:31, 11 September, 2020 (UTC)

P.S. Thanks for the heads-up on the forum, the plead would have otherwise been gone completely unnoticed for some time. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:38, 11 September, 2020 (UTC)

Ok cool thanks. Good to know. MrX blow me 18:49, 11 September 2020 (UTC)

What? We have global renamere here? Just like the WMF! Or is it local? What’s an example of this rename? Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:55, 11 September 2020 (UTC)

Well I don't really know the inner workings of that since only sysadmins and crats are able to rename users, but yes, there have been cases of namechanges in the past. The most recent example of that that I can think of was with the user User:RH9 who requested an additional number off his username in here - Forum:Change_Username. If you have any more questions on account renaming you might wanna try poking Zombiebaron or the other crats. Cheers, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:04, 11 September, 2020 (UTC)

You’re not a crat? Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:49, 11 September 2020 (UTC)

Nah, here's a full list of bureaucrats. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 20:34, 11 September, 2020 (UTC)

Because you’re a Checkuser, and checkusers have to be bureaucrats, per Uncyclopedia: check user. Gale5050 Complain about me! 01:39, 12 September 2020 (UTC)

Eh, I guess that's just bad wording on the part of whoever wrote the article. A plenty of the other administrators also have checkuser-rights. I'm not sure about the exact logic behind why some admins don't have the rights though. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:55, 12 September, 2020 (UTC)

The page is fully protected. Can you edit it saying they don’t have to be bueracrats? Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:01, 12 September 2020 (UTC)

I can't quite see why that matters, but I now made it a bit clearer without messing with the page too much. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 20:23, 12 September, 2020 (UTC)

Suppressing redirects

Be careful when suppressing redirects. I added the redirect back, but redirects help people move. People will type in “I-4” occasionally so it’s helpful for them to be taken to there location. Gale5050 Complain about me! 21:35, 12 September 2020 (UTC)

Billionaugh

Construction period expired 1.5 months ago. Please either delete or keep it as an article, but remove the tag, thanks. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 00:02, 13 September 2020 (UTC)

Cool thanks, removed the tag. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:42, 13 September, 2020 (UTC)

tpa abuse

You blocked User: 186.96.209.113, but he seems to have posted four thousand bytes of....[1]. I would recommend revoking talk page access for the duration of the block. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 13:09, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

Yeah, that's lame. I'll revoke it if they do it again. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:00, 20 September, 2020 (UTC)

K, warned them if they do it again. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 19:29, 20 September 2020 (UTC)

Protection request

I created template: welcome-anon to help annonomoys users specifically in welcoming, can you fully protect it? It really shouldn’t be edited. Thanks! Gale5050 Complain about me! 22:57, 21 September 2020 (UTC)

I think we already have a specific template to welcome anonymous users with. But if you really want to stick with yours, then aight. But please don't actually put the template onto talk pages like you've been doing, but add it with a SUBST-prefix, just like with the normal Welcome-template. This extracts the content of your template onto the actual page itself and looks cleaner. So you'd want to insert it like this - {{SUBST:Welcome-anon}} ~~~~. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:30, 22 September, 2020 (UTC)

Oh, actually never mind, you've been doing just that. Must have been hallucinating. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:37, 22 September, 2020 (UTC)

Lol, I used to not substiute and it was fixed so I could substitute. So I can substitute now. As I creaetd that, I want to use it, for now. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 13:44, 22 September 2020 (UTC)

Gotcha, I protected it then. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:47, 22 September, 2020 (UTC)

Thanks! Gale5050 Complain about me! 15:08, 22 September 2020 (UTC)

bronx

I intend to expand the page. please undelete and give me 1 week. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 16:08, 25 September 2020 (UTC)

I undeleted it into your userspace so you can work on it at your own pace. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:36, 26 September, 2020 (UTC)

Ok, thanks! Gale5050 Complain about me! 15:50, 26 September 2020 (UTC)

challenge to a duel

HEY YOU! Yeah, it's me. The guy who you deleted part of the Yu-Gi-Oh images on the Egyptian Gods Page. Think you're a wise guy, eh? You won't be so wise when I send your soul to the SHADOW REALM!!!! Get out your duel disk, because It's time to duel!!! -WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website

Yeah sure, we can have a Yu-Gi-oh duel if I can use my Pokemon cards. Gotta go fast! ...or something.

Anyway.... uhhhhh... I didn't really delete your content, I just fixed a typo and placed a link to your image instead of displaying it since it looked kind of odd and broke the pacing of the page. And I wouldn't normally give a shit, but Egyptian Gods is a featured article and I wanted to keep it pretty and aesthetic and.. stuff. But no hard feelings, aight?

So uhh.. where were we........ Oh right, Duelmasters? I summon you, Agumon! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:12, 16 October, 2020 (UTC)

FOOL! You've activated my trap card! I tap my water energy to destroy your Agumon!!! (I'm not mad about you editing my stuff LMAO just wanted to mess around.) Also, you can use your pokemon cards if you want, but my guys have like 2000 atk + df and you only have like 200 HP max... so you're gonna get ur butt kicked!!

Interstate 180 and Interstate 78

I put them up for ICU and you retained them. I put the expand template, which gives 30 days to retain the article before it might get deleted. Indeed, around 80% of our interstate articles were hopeless and deleted, and I found a few more to ICU. I hope this is a comprimise, to give it time to be expanded.

On a follow up, I don't think we need an interstate category as it belongs to few articles. --Gale5050 complain about me! 17:08, 22 October 2020 (UTC)

Yeah sure, that's fair. I had an idea of touching up at least Interstate 180 a bit because I liked the concept, but we'll see if I get around to doing it.

And by interstate-category do you mean Category:Interstate Highway System? I'd rather have that around on the existing interstate-pages instead of the interstate-template, which just is kind of big and awkward and ugly, especially now with all the red links in it. But that's just my opinion. Some form of categorization would be cool anyway. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:17, 22 October, 2020 (UTC)

Yes that’s what I mean for category. I-180 and I-78 are funny, but I-180 needs to be much longer and I-78 needs to be a little longer and a little funnier. Gale5050 complain about me! 17:36, 22 October 2020 (UTC)

Thanks for the promotion!

Hey, thanks for promoting me to autopatrolled and rollback! Just one question, how do you actually mark pages as patrolled? ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  22:00, 25 October 2020 (UTC)

For new, recently created pages you can mark them patrolled in the lower right corner of the article. With new edits to pre-existing pages, you can patrol them in the respective page's edit history (click on 'prev' or 'cur' next to a specific edit so you'll see what the editor has changed, and then you should see an option to mark it as patrolled). But, ultimately, with the autopatrol-role you now have your own edits are automatically patrolled by the system and no longer show up as suspicious red exclamation marks in recent changes that could require an admin's or a patroller's attention :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 22:30, 25 October, 2020 (UTC)

Interstate 8

ICU expired. Please delete; it likely can't stay. --Gale5050 complain about me! 17:13, 26 October 2020 (UTC)

I think perhaps it should be mentioned that Oswald Mosley appeared on the Nicolas Comics Q&A

He appeared on Episode 6. I would suggest restoring my edit- and banning that uncouth anon. He smells like trouble. Nicolassequeira (talk) 01:38, 31 October 2020 (UTC)

Mmmmmmmm, no. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:07, 1 November, 2020 (UTC)

Sir, you really should ban that fellow. I believe he's using a VPN, as he appeared under numerous IP addresses, but I'm sure there's a way to let him know that his vandalism will not be tolerated here. Lemme know what you come up with. Nicolassequeira (talk) 18:27, 1 November 2020 (UTC)

I'm not going to come up with anything since none of the IPs have violated any site guidelines nor have they even performed any additional edits outside of reverting what very objectively is you advertising yourself on a random article. Just knock that off, thanks. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 23:13, 1 November, 2020 (UTC)

I was not advertising myself on a random article, Sir. I was adding relevant information. I would suggest you ban the fellow. he's clearly an anti-Nicolas Comics troll, and you don't want to encourage those fellows. Nip his vandalism at the bud, even if you don't want my edit restored. How does this sound? if you ban him, and keep him away, I'll drop the matter entirely. My concern is for the safety of the Wiki- and to refrain from punishing what is clearly an attack would be to imply that such behavior is desired. Nicolassequeira (talk) 08:05, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

Hello, Sir- I notice you did something to my user Page. For some reason it doesn't show up on history, but the edit goes as follows:

"Tried to blackmail me into blocking innocent IPs. (jk , but don't take that tone of 'dropping the subject' after meeting your terms when I've already clearly made my stance. Consider the subject dropped on your part))"

I'm sorry, Sir, but I cannot consider the subject dropped until the conflict has been resolved in a satisfactory manner- either by this fellow being removed, or me being allowed to restore my bit to the article, or both. please understand that when I offered to leave my bit off in exchange for you banning the fellow, it was not "blackmail" but rather a mutually beneficial and sensible way to go about things. That fellow is not innocent. He is likely a member of an anti-Nicolas Comics hate Sub, and you can't let those fellows fester on the site or they'll pus and boil over, and nobody wants that. They're a yucchy group, believe me. I've dealt with them countless times.

How does this sound, Sir? As it stands my edit is short and concise, but kind of boring- what if I added a few snappy little zingers in there? If I made the section more humorous, would it then meet your standards? Would it then be up to par? I can understand how you see my current edit as nothing more than lazy self promotion- how about I add a few jokes in there? You haven't met my terms and your stance is ludicrous. In addition, I don't even know if you've consulted the other Mods on this. Please- tell them about my offer. I think we can drop this subject in a much more satisfying manner than you propose. Thanks a whole bunch! Nicolassequeira (talk) 20:15, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

Bruh, the edits by the ips is only one each. What trouble to we get from them until they actually cause trouble? The satisfactory answer here is you drop the stick and nothing happens about your self-promo. G.L.S. (TP) 21:10, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

That would not be satisfactory, Sir. My original offer was a balanced compromise. Though those IPs are all separate, the justification given by each is identical (selfspam). hence, i suspect we're dealing with a troll who uses a VPN to mask his IP. The best solution would be to ban all 4 IPs and look out for any other suspicious activity- not to let this fellow run rampant. That's not the solution, I'm afraid. My "self-promo" as you put it is not self-promo but rather a good-natured jab, and to prevent me from editing here is an affront to my character and a compliment to the behavior of the troll. I urge you, Uncyclopedians- ban this fellow. He's bad news. Nicolassequeira (talk) 21:16, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

The fellow hasn't done anything, just remove your self-promo, a good natured jab is worth including, as if it actually fit into the narrative. Not "X appeared in Y." G.L.S. (TP) 21:20, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

Again, Sir- what I posted was not self-promotion, it was a good-natured jab. oswald Mosley did indeed appear on Episode 6 of the Nicolas Comics Q&A, and his time in that episode was so notable that the episode was named after him. I hardly see how such an edit could be construed as self-promotion, but that sort of hyperbolic language is useless compared to the infinite slights the anti-Nicolas Comics troll posse have committed against my person- and to side with them would be a crime. I suggest taking action and banning them. Nicolassequeira (talk) 21:25, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

Yeah yeah I get you want this guy blocked and jazz but I stand my ground on the self promo dilemma. You've done almost nothing to refute my point and only cite something on par with notability. In the case of my notability comparison, naming your comic after someone cause he appeared in it is not worthwhile to have. Otherwise, this reply is almost the exact same as the last, and has the grammar of someone who wants a good school essay grade. G.L.S. (TP) 21:31, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

I don't believe you understand what you're talking about, Sir. I didn't name one of my comics after Oswald Mosley. I named episode 6 of the Nicolas Comics Q&A after Oswald Mosley. And why d'you pick at my grammar? My grammar is fine, there's no sense in picking on that, it's not relevant here. I've come to the conclusion that you haven't done much research on this subject, Sir- and your definition of self-promotion is shaky at best. This isn't Wikipedia. Notability isn't a concern here. All that matters is whether or not my edit was relevant- and since it involves Oswald Mosley, I claim it is. That fellow is a troll, a sockpuppeteer, and in the name of good taste he needs to learn the consequences of sporadic unhinged vandalism. I would go so far as to reckon that a ban is certainly in order. Nicolassequeira (talk) 21:39, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

Looking up the comic would complete the circle of self promotion SiR. G.L.S. (TP) 21:40, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

Looked it up and it's strong self promotion. I stand my ground. G.L.S. (TP) 21:44, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

It's not a comic, Sir. It's a weekly Q&A. I've come to the conclusion that you're not entitled to talk about this subject because you don't know anything about it. This is between me and Cat here. If you'd like to participate in the discussion, please do your research on the topic- and quit picking at me for my grammar. I have no idea why anyone would stoop to such a level, especially considering my grammar and syntax are some of the finest I've observed. Nicolassequeira (talk) 21:44, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

I know it's a comic Q&A now. Anyway, still self promotion. One relevent result looking it up specifically. G.L.S. (TP) 21:49, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

What relevant result are you referring to, Sir? Nicolassequeira (talk) 21:51, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

The one with the description

“ Internet personality and mail-order cartoonist Nicolas Sequeira hosts a weekly Q&A during which any and all fans can ask him questions about various topics. Buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be one cheezit of a wild ride ”

G.L.S. (TP) 21:53, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

Yes, that's an accurate description of the Nicolas Comics Q&A. My edit doesn't constitute self-promotion, Sir. I'm not trying to goad anyone into listening to the Nicolas Comics Q&A, I didn't even link to the episode in question. I simply figured it should be mentioned. Mosley appeared on episode 6. Nicolassequeira (talk) 21:56, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

@Nicolassequeira: do you have any evidence to support your conspiracy theory about the anti-Nicolas Comics hate Sub festering on the site? If someone was following you around and reverting every edit you made just to be a dick, that'd be one thing, but that doesn't appear to be the case. And while it is possible that the user is using a VPN, I'd say it's much more likely that they simply have a dynamic IP address which changes more frequently than others. If they are using a VPN to conceal the fact that they are one user, they're doing a terrible job of it, since the IP's all geolocate to (basically) the same place, and they're using the same edit summary each time. As for the edits in question, they are absolutely self-promotion. I personally agree that they also have some comedic value here, as an in-joke in one way, in another way it is funny to say that part of a British MP's legacy is that he appeared on an episode of the Nicolas Comics Q&A. But it looks like there are more people here who disagree with you. And finally, while you are right to say that this isn't Wikipedia, you are wrong to say that notability isn't a concern here. It's not nearly as big of a concern as it is on Wikipedia, but is definitely a concern covered in our vanity policies. MrX blow me 22:43, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

Rest assured, Sir- this is an anonymous user who's so petty that they've reverted my edit 5 times. Such a fellow is definitely from Reddit. As I've offered and outlined above, I can expand on my edit a little. Toss some zingers in there. Or you can ban this fellow. Personally, I feel either option would be justified. These fellows who "disagree with me" are being tempted by the inane ramblings of the troll. I suggest you disregard them. This goat fellow didn't even know what he was talking about- so you can't take his thoughts at face value. I don't insist that my edit be preserved exactly as it is. Please tell me how I can chuck that detail in so it falls in line with your vanity policies, whatever they may be. I would also suggest banning that fellow. Nicolassequeira (talk) 22:50, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

As 2 other editors have already pointed out, a ban is not warranted. They've reverted self-promotion, that's it. While your edits do have some comedic value, it looks like most editors feel that they are more UN:VAIN than funny. MrX blow me 23:01, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

Thank you MrX and GoatLordServent for your input. I can't even begin to express how sorry I feel that you guys have also somehow been dragged into this absolute mass of nonsense and futility that is what's it like communicating with Nicolas.

Nicolas, let me make myself clear for the last time: I do not want to - nor am I going to - ban the IPs. And I do not want to see you breaking our vanity-guidelines with the Q&A-addition. And least of all do I want to keep telling the same thing to you over and over and over again. I do not see any systematic bullying on behalf of the IPs and I do not see the point of referencing a Q&A centered around your comics in Oswald's page. Read our Vanity-guidelines thoroughly and make your additions with them in mind or just don't edit the page at all. Maybe just focus your creative energies outside of this ridiculous conversation, as I'm personally done with it.

As a sidenote, I really enjoyed your original work on Literally Satan Media, LLC.. But I do not enjoy this nonsense in the slightest. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 00:00, 3 November, 2020 (UTC)

You're the one being unreasonable here, Sir. To imply that communicating with me is nonsense- have you no scruples, Sir? I try my best to reach a compromise, whenever possible. As I've said, you don't need to ban the fellow, but in that case, my edit stays. It's one or the other, Sir, it's not both. If you don't want to invest yourself in this ridiculous conversation, you shouldn't have become involved in this ridiculous conversation. I'm going to re-edit the page and add in some jokes so as to make it less self-promotish- and I ask that if this fellow reverts my edit again, you either allow me to handle it by reverting the page back if you don't want to ban him, or you can ban him. He's the only fellow creating a ruckus here, and to keep him on AND revert my edit would be to encourage his uncouth behavior. This ridiculous converstaion is indeed ridiculous, but certainly not because of anything I've done- rather, it is ridiculous because you've given the troll credibility- and you really shouldn't do that. Nicolassequeira (talk) 00:55, 3 November 2020 (UTC)

No, Nicolas, you are the one being unreasonable. You do not get to arbitrarily proclaim that there are only 2 options. That’s not the way things work here. MrX blow me 03:09, 3 November 2020 (UTC)

I never claimed there were only two options, Sir. Those are simply the only options I can see. The option you propose- to sit back and do nothing as this fellow deletes my edits willy-nilly- is ludicrous and irresponsible. If you have any ideas or advice, feel free to share it here. You seem to imply that there are more options, a plethora, a cornucopia, so have at it. I'm all ears. The options I gave seem reasonable enough, but if you have a third or even a fourth option that wouldn't involve giving this troll what he wants, then by all means spill the beans and let us know what you're considering. Nicolassequeira (talk) 04:40, 3 November 2020 (UTC)

The only options you can see are two out of millions. I have seen nearly every way this can end and if I tell anyone it's not going to happen. Doctor Strange (talk) 12:36, 3 November 2020 (UTC)

Wow, it's Doctor Strange. You're right, Sir. Better not tell anyone how this'll end. However it ends, it could be pretty interesting. Millions of possibilities, wowNicolassequeira (talk) 21:10, 3 November 2020 (UTC)

I can tell you it won't be interesting to you. Doctor Strange (talk) 21:14, 3 November 2020 (UTC)

Yeh, yeh- by all means, keep your interdimensional secrets under wraps. Nicolassequeira (talk) 21:19, 3 November 2020 (UTC)'

Very well than. Doctor Strange (talk) 21:20, 3 November 2020 (UTC)

I'm shocked Stephen managed to completely halt the conversation. Wow. G.L.S. (TP) 01:10, 4 November 2020 (UTC)

@Nicolassequeira: I'm beginning to see what Cat was talking about. Communicating with you can be nonsense. You did indeed claim there were only two options. Remember? You said "It's one or the other". Yet now you claim otherwise. Anyway, no, your spam should not stay in the article in question. However, it does look like you may actually be correct about some sort of anti-Nicolas group. The responses from @GoatLordServent: and @Doctor Strange: are odd and troubling, to say the least. MrX blow me 07:14, 6 November 2020 (UTC)

Yeh, there's some kind of comic-hating cabal afoot. If you feel anything out during your investigations, feel free to leave it on my talk page. Anyhoo, I'm done with this Oswald Mosley rubbish- it's too petty to get wrapped up in. There are more things to worry over- I believe my PC was recently hacked. Pretty ominous stuff. These trolls are really going bananas. Nicolassequeira (talk) 07:36, 6 November 2020 (UTC)

Great of you to finally move on 15 thousand bytes later. Best of luck with solving the PC issues. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 14:30, 6 November, 2020 (UTC)

Is this funny enough?

Recently I wrote the article white horses. Is it funny enough to get featured? If not, what do I need to add/change? Also, how can I make my signature colorful? --Jabberwock (talk) 03:01, 16 November 2020 (UTC)

I figgered it out! --Jabberwock (talk) 03:14, 16 November 2020 (UTC)

I liked your article! It's a full, pretty looking page with lots of good imagery and wikicodery. I wasn't aware of the whole white horse-philosophy before checking out your article and I laughed at the Wikipedia-entry on it already, definitely a great idea to write satire on. But as for if it's feature-worthy, I'm not really so sure about, you'd just have to test and see how the community takes it in really. But personally I would recommend fleshing out the language a bit since some of the sentences feel like they end a bit abruptly. A majority of the article seems to focus on proving whether or not white horses exist in a very scientific-but-listcrufty way which gave me the impression of reading the same sentence repeatedly over again and again. I kind of see what you're attempting to do in order to present the whole argument as ridiculous as it is, but it's also kind of exhausting to read. Wikipedia's article on the white house-philosophy does a good job of exploring the subject in full cohesive sentences. But - then again, that's just my personal take on the article! I wouldn't feature it in its present form but somebody else probably would.

And cool that you figured out how to make your signature! However, doing it like that inputs a huge amount of unnecessary wikicode into talkpages. I'd recommend tidying up your signature and making it into a template, as explained here -> Uncyclopedia:Signatures#Creating_a_signature_template <- in full. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:23, 16 November, 2020 (UTC)

Hope you guys don't mind me chiming in, I also like white horses! If it were nominated for feature, I would vote for. The concept, satire of the philosophical concept and mathematical proofs in general, is very funny but also kinda esoteric. Cat's suggestions about the language and listcruftiness could help make it more appealing to the masses, but I kinda like the article the way it is. Anyway, good job! MrX blow me 18:38, 16 November 2020 (UTC)

Now I revised it, I moved some of the proofs elsewhere, and add the proposed solutions section in the main article. And actually my English is not very good, I only passed CAE and did not pass CPE. So sometimes my language is unnatural. --Jabberwock (talk) 13:31, 19 November 2020 (UTC)

Yeah no problem, I'm not a native English speaker either so I struggle with the language a lot. My incomplete understanding of the English language probably also is the primary reason why I had trouble reading through the article before haha. But I like your revisions, the article feels like a much tighter package now IMO! Especially with that more fleshed out ending. Good work duder. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:22, 19 November, 2020 (UTC)

Interesting, I hadn't even noticed any issues with the English! As a foreign language fan, I know how tough this can be. I'll take another look at the article when I have more time, hopefully later today, and see if there are any minor corrections to make. MrX blow me 16:11, 19 November 2020 (UTC)

Why isn't my white horses featured yet? It has 5 for votes and no against votes. In Recently featured, I see that Jerusalem (article) got featured with a score of 4.5, and some others with a score of 5. Also, statistics show that my vocabulary is only 6% of the American Scrabble dictionary. --Jabberwock (talk) 13:50, 24 November 2020 (UTC)

These things take time, and I don't personally even know how to feature articles. It'll get featured eventually (and besides, there's a couple other articles already in line of getting featured. I don't think you should make a point of argument about vote scores because that's irrelevant, this is just general administrative laziness [me included]). Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 14:44, 25 November, 2020 (UTC)

Sometimes a nominated article can have a score above 5 for months before getting featured. I think part of it is to let recently featured articles have some time in the spotlight. Though some sort of glitch or something seems to not have Extinctionism on the front of the main page. I mean it's listed as a recently featured article on the main page, but the one that has the summary and a picture is always a randomly selected previously featured article. I think I might be the only one experiencing this glitch though. I've brought it up on Discord before, but it seems like nobody else sees it. Anyway, White Horses will get there. MrX blow me 15:44, 25 November 2020 (UTC)

Also, about half votes. Are self votes supposed to be half votes? Or is that something else? MrX blow me 15:45, 25 November 2020 (UTC)

Mmm, I'm not seeing your page on the front page either, but I assume it has something to do with the way our Feature-queue works. It seems to automatically switch the featured article back into randomized articles after a few days, so I don't think it's necessarily a glitch. I tried to take a glance at how the whole thing works and it all seems like some unfathomable Eldritchian horror to me lol, it will take some time before I'll get the grasp on the codery side of it. Also, half votes are votes made by unregistered users, so votes made by IP addresses count as half votes. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 17:59, 25 November, 2020 (UTC)

Ah ok, that makes sense, thanks. MrX blow me 18:04, 25 November 2020 (UTC)

Merry Potato Day!

Seasons Greasy! Kippy wishes you the starchiest of Potato Days, and prays Potato Pete leaves you spuds a' plenty in your hung tater sack.

My carbohydratest thanks to ye! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:51, 23 December, 2020 (UTC)

Orchids

Hey Cat. Remember the collab we worked on in 2011 (Orchids). Wanna help us finish it and get it featured? Would be fun. ShabiDOO 13:22, 3 January 2021 (UTC)

I nominated it :) ShabiDOO 19:32, 22 January 2021 (UTC)

Maladaptive daydreaming

Construction tag looooooong expired please delete. --Gale5050 complain about me! 01:22, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Thank you for deleting. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 17:35, 9 January 2021 (UTC)

Video game addiction

Just added a reference that Fortnite works now on Linux (it is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=pBdvza_u2Aw) and it classified as a spam, so I couldn't add it. Please change

• Requiring the use of GNU/Linux, since Linux does not offer any compatibility with Fortnite whatsoever.
• Confiscating electronic devices for a limited duration
• Avoiding Android phones, since those phones allow Fortnite to be installed
• Creating a firewall, e.g. Pi-Hole, in order to forbid connection to Fortnite servers.

into

• Requiring the use of GNU/Linux, since Linux does not offer any compatibility with Fortnite whatsoever. Fortnite now works on Linux<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=pBdvza_u2Aw</ref>, so best defense is to give restricted account to children on any OS and password-lock any admin accounts
• Confiscating electronic devices for a limited duration
• Using electronic devices only under supervision, Internet and video games are dangerous anyway
• Avoiding Android phones, since those phones allow Fortnite to be installed, they should have dumbphones because of addictive and dangerous nature of social media
• Creating a firewall, e.g. Pi-Hole, in order to forbid connection to Fortnite servers.

if you approve of the change.

Sorry for bad formatting, but I'm bad at Wiki language and I'm learning it right now.

79.185.51.26 (talk) 13:38, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

I have taken care of it. Adding links is forbidden unless you create an account and accumulate 10 edits, so I would strongly recommend that you do so now!  Cassandra  (talk) (another admin)

doge

hello, i was wondering why you moved doge back to dog?Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 15:59, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

Well it's not an article about doge the meme, it's just about dogs. E-less dogs. I think doge would be a pretty misleading title in that sense, but you can write a separate article on doge though, if you feel like so. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:58, 20 January, 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:16, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

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Nuke!

Please use Special:Nuke to delete all of U u u wa wa's unnecessary pages in one click. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 15:18, 13 February 2021 (UTC)

Well that I'm not just going to do. I do know how the what the nuking feature is, thankyouverymuch Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:25, 13 February, 2021 (UTC)

Notification

The How to mess up Uncyclopedia article changed much after you voted. Pings don't work. Allowed per sanctions as it is regarding a VFH. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 13:36, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

I did notice there is some new content yes, but I still think it's quite dry on the humor side. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:17, 16 February, 2021 (UTC)

Ok, but you should leave a comment on the VFH. Thank you! --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:34, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

I wonder what's so funny about Suddenly, Raccoons. I don't personally find raccoons funny. But maybe I could learn from it. --Jabberwock (talk) 02:51, 17 February 2021 (UTC)

My new template

Hey, wanna try out my new Timezone template? After a while of fixing everything (the time module was being weird), I've finally made it work. It displays your timezone as well as the current time there, so people will know when to find you and when you are asleep (or binge-watching Youtube at 1am). There's a userbox version too. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  13:58, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

I dig the template, cool stuff! I do have an irregular enough schedule due to shift work so I'll have to pass on placarding my userpage with that, but that's an awesomeballs idea - as long as people do have regular schedules though lol. But time is a social construct either way. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 20:31, 18 February, 2021 (UTC)

New forum

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:07, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads-up, I did notice there were some talk about this on discord but I failed to notice the forum! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 20:31, 18 February, 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition Topic

Hey. Ready to dig deep into your creative juices? Your topic for the Happy Monkey Competition is:
Lootboxes (gaming).
Please write an article on this topic in your userspace/sandbox (if you don't know how to do so just reply here and I'll help you set it up). You have one week starting right now to complete an article. It can be anything (you can write a standard article, something off the wall, a news piece, an unbook...whatever you like). Remember that you are being judged quite strictly and equally in points by three categories: Originality, creativity (with the topic) and humour. Being original is as important as being funny (you can reference other works if you like...just do it in an original way). So go outside of your comfort box, be bold and write something you've never written before. Most importantly have fun. Happy monkey wishes you luck and pisses all over your face. ShabiDOO 21:18, 21 February 2021 (UTC)

Heeeeellll yeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 22:20, 21 February, 2021 (UTC)

Hey there. You still have until Sunday to write. Hope you can finish an article :) ShabiDOO 00:37, 25 February 2021 (UTC)

Yeah I'm sneakily on it, no problemorino!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:34, 25 February, 2021 (UTC)

Huggle message

Hi _Cat_the_Colourful!

Uncyclopedia has been on a growth spurt as of recently, and as such, we are introducing a brand new feature to the table tonight: Huggle! Yes, the same tool you know and love from Wikipedia has made its way into the Uncyclomedia Foundation's impenetratable walls.

Huggle makes it easy to revert vandalism, leave messages to users and basically speedily process edits here on Uncyclopedia. You may also use it to block users and do other things, if you are a sysop!

To use Huggle, you must be both extended-confirmed (having 500 edits and 30 days' existence), and you must also have rollback rights. If you are an admin who does not have either of these rights, feel free to grant them to yourself. Some features, such as page protection and user blocking, are locked behind the walls of adminship.

If you wish to install Huggle, feel free to do so now! For assistance, please contact either JJPMaster or Cassie, who are jointly responsible for this implementation of Huggle.

Have a wonderful day, and may Sophia bless you, Charlie the bot (talk) 01:40, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

The Happy Monkey Competition is ending soon

Hi Cat_the_Colourful!

The Happy Monkey Competition 2021 ends in less than 22 hours! Please make sure that you article is sufficiently good in quality by the time this time limit elapses, since your article will be judged, regardless of quality, at the aforementioned time.

Remember that you will be judged on:

• Originality
• Humour
• Creativity, with the topic

Good luck! May Sophia be with you, Charlie the bot (talk) 02:07, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Hey Cat. I'm pleased as punch that you finished your article. If you have time could you lock all the articles at 21.00 UTC (in 45 minutes?) pretty prease? ShabiDOO 20:14, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Whoops, sorry about missing that deadline. Articles should be protected now! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 21:31, 28 February, 2021 (UTC)

Rock and Roll 2nd PLACE!!

Hey Cat! First thanks for participating in the Happy Monkey 2021 Competition. Was a lot of fun this year. You did a solid second place. Your article was super high on the originality and creativity scale!

You article Loot boxes scored 88/120 points.

You can see the full scores and feed back for your article here.

Full competition scores and results are here.

Consider telling 1st and 2nd place how awful their articles were and how you totally should have won!

Thanks again and happy monkey lovingly farts all over your article. ShabiDOO 10:51, 7 March 2021 (UTC)

Oooooo that was some unexpectedly positive news! Thanks a lot for organizing the competition again Shabeduder! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:51, 7 March, 2021 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition articles

Hi Cat_the_Colourful! I just wanted to remind you all that you may now freely move the articles you have written for the Happy Monkey Competition '21 into mainspace, and subsequenty, say, throw 'em into VFH or something. Everything's now in your control!

Congratulations to Scofield, Cat and Hipponias for scoring the most points this year! The articles this year were of very high quality; I sure do hope that you can replicate such impressive performance once Poo Lit Surprise comes along! Honorable mention goes to WohMi, who managed to score the most points per word used: 5.8 points per word!

Have a great day, and may Sophia bless you! Charlie the bot (talk) 00:49, 8 March 2021 (UTC)

Featured News

hello cat, I am not trying to self promote, but as you may know yesterday was international women's day, and I think this news repost should be featured https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:International_Mens_Day Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 16:35, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

VFH is where you can nominate an article for featuring, not the talk page of an admin. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 16:37, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

oh lol, sorry, thanks for the heads up :) Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 16:40, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

welp here it is, and be sure to vote, i am open to criticism, because it helps me to create better articles https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:International_Mens_Day Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 16:44, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Yeah VFH is the place to get articles featured as JJPMaster pointed out. I'd wish good luck with it but it seems that Cassie already deleted the voting-page so.. hmm.. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:19, 10 March, 2021 (UTC)

Page Move

I would like to say a few things to justify my actions, for one thing bostonians refer to Boston as beantown, so if someone looked up boston they would get redirected to beantown, like I got directed to Boast'wn. as for daniel radcliffe i thought it would be funny to name the page Daniel Boringcliffe (from rad to boring) because they would get redirected to that page, I guess that is only funny if you have seen the meme that is WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 17:06, 10 March 2021 (UTC)

Right, but you're still renaming articles with already established titles. I get it that you find it funny but you're messing up the actual URLs of pages with years of history just to reference some meme and that's not cool. If you want to write an article about beantown or daniel boringcliffe, sure, go for it, but they should be their own separate entities. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:57, 10 March, 2021 (UTC)

@Wikipedia Be Sucking: Another funny idea is to just have those names in bold in the lead sections. I think you already did it with Radcliffe, but I'd consider changing it to say something like Daniel Radcliffe (born Daniel Jacoby Boringcliffe 23 July....). Then for Boston you could put in parentheses something like (officially Beantown). Just a thought. Cheers. MrX blow me 20:06, 10 March 2021 (UTC)

thats a clever idea! WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 13:17, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Universal Top 10 Election

You are welcome to vote in Uncyclopedia:Universal Top 10 Election (or erection). --Jabberwock (talk) 01:16, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Concerning the page you deleted, 萌娘百科

Hey Cat,

Just wanted to let you know that "萌娘百科" means "Moegirlpedia". It's not really the most SFW site there, so you were right in huffing the page.

Take care,  Cassandra  (talk) 12:59pm  April 3, 2021

Spam Filter Block

The error message said to contact an admin if I wasn't trying to advertise, which I wasn't. I was editing The Duke of Edinburgh to include information about his death. If you could help me I would really appreciate it, since it was a real edit. Thanks, Werdenfeizer23 (talk) 18:05, 9 April 2021 (UTC)

Any abuse filter problems, please contact me. Looking into it now.  Cassandra  (talk) 06:07pm  April 9, 2021

Yeah. Glad I could help Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:43, 9 April, 2021 (UTC)

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--Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:26, 13 April 2021 (UTC)

Spam is bad. And yes, I do mean both definitions of spam

Hello. I created this account literally an hour ago to put some humor in my otherwise anime-plagued life. My father was correct, I am indeed disappointing as I have already managed to mess something up. I tried to make a small edit to the Swordfish page and was greeting by this message:

Hello. The edit or creation that you were trying to do was caught up by our automatic spam filter.

The name of the filter that blocked your edit was "Spambots that use br tags".

If you are a human, then this was probably an error on our end, as our abuse filter has a tendency of disallowing legitimate edits by new users.

If you were trying to do something normal, please contact an administrator on their talk page and explain what you were trying to do.

Help would be appreciated as I have already forgotten what I sent this for.

     Please don't copulate with my cat,
                                    Koios

Recent UnNews

Yes! Looks like you did it right, on the main page, nice article btw. MrX blow me 21:15, 21 April 2021 (UTC)

Lol, thanks! The last time I wrote an unnews was back in 2014 (and which I've since deleted myself because cringe 2014 writing and grammar D:) so I wasn't exactly sure how the process worked anymore haha. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 21:22, 21 April, 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

MrX blow me 17:19, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:53, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost

Just like Grandma used to make!

1 May 2021 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female By Cassie

Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more.
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.

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Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.

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Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect! Biopic This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!

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From The Logs

• 1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)

• 10 April 2021‎ JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13)‎ . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))

• 22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit

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• User:Zombiebaron/Resignation (9/2)

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• Patent nonsense on Wheels! (1/2.5)

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From The Forums

• We are still learning how to count. Albeit much faster.

• Gale5050.

• There is nothing to worry about! Right?

• Gale5050 again. Or not.

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UnSignpost News Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.

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Question from a newbie

Hello! I'm planning to recreate a page that was deleted before. Am I allowed to do it? Thanks. AFellowEsin (talk) 19:43, 19 May 2021 (UTC)

Hi AFellowEsin, hope you don't mind me chiming in. Yes, you are allowed to recreate a page that was deleted. We usually delete pages if they are incredibly short or incredibly lame, so if you'd like to recreate something and make it funny, go ahead! MrX blow me 20:18, 19 May 2021 (UTC)

No, no, no. I don't mind! Thanks for answering! AFellowEsin (talk) 20:21, 19 May 2021 (UTC)

Sorry for the late reply, but yeah, per what MrX said! Certain previously deleted pages are protected from creation altogether, but that is rare and is the result of some previously occurred excessive vandalism/spam. No general restrictions on recreating pages though! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:53, 20 May, 2021 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise is back!

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

• Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
• Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
• Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
• Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
• Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk) 02:32pm  May 31, 2021

@Cat the Colourful: Why did you revert Random Humour?

- TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 19:23, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

It's quite stuffed with imagery already and I didn't get your picture either. Well, I guess it's random humour of sorts, but there's subtler ways to do that than just posting photos of pillows. Feel free to your picture on another pages though if it fits Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:34, 4 June, 2021 (UTC)

Can I hump the pillow? TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 19:37, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

That is strictly prohibited in our site's guidelines. Hump it over at Wikipedia maybe Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:38, 4 June, 2021 (UTC)

Nah bro, I meant IRL :)))))))))))) TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 19:39, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

Sir, this is an Arby's. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:44, 4 June, 2021 (UTC)

THAT'S MA'AM Dont AssSUMe My GenDer!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 jKTheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 21:31, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

Y am I the 📯y?

Tôi yêu bao quy đầu. TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 13:19, 5 June 2021 (UTC)

Hi

I like cheese TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 13:01, 6 June 2021 (UTC)

Why did you revert frog?

? TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 14:56, 7 June 2021 (UTC)

Vu was afraid when he saw Luna's 8 inch pseudopenis the first time.

Big text

Alex Jones said "The chemicals in the water turn the friggin frogs gay" so it was one of his quotes

TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 12:28, 9 June 2021 (UTC)

Yeah, I know the quote, and I also know that as a referential joke it's been milked quite dry already. I was actually positively surprised that it wasn't spammed into every instance of the article already - considering how obvious the quote is - and I'd like to keep it that way. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:33, 9 June, 2021 (UTC)

Okay TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 12:42, 9 June 2021 (UTC)

Why don'y you like Vu's pee?

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You now have three days off to read Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. Use your time wisely, and happy reading! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:15, 9 June, 2021 (UTC)

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:30, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

Thats enough

[2] --Brogo13 (talk) 17:54, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

This isn't Wikipedia. You have been told this quite a few times already. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:07, 21 June, 2021 (UTC)

Oh ... that ... --Brogo13 (talk) 13:38, 22 June 2021 (UTC)

vandalism...

Special:Contributions/超池沼ガイジのシュワルツ_(ワをヴァに変えてよね) created a bunch of huffables. I reverted what I could.

Thanks + sorry I wasn't active around then, but PF4Eva apparently took care of that already. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:23, 27 June, 2021 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 16 seconds for committing Harambe-like conspiracies. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing Harambe-like conspiracies. Thaaanks! MrX blow me 03:56, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Hello

I’m currently trying to create British People. I’ve got a full article written, but if I try to upload more than the first paragraph or two it tells me that I’m advertising. Also, this has materialised at the top of your page. This feels unpleasantly attention-hogging of me, but I can’t get it to go anywhere else. My incompetence at wiki editing is once again revealed. Sorry. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Roytrommely261 (talk • contribs)

Hi Roy, no that’s not any incompetence on your part, that’s our sometimes too effective abuse filter assuming bad faith from a new user. We get a shit ton of spambots, so we have to use a tight filter. I’ve changed your user rights to confirmed user, so I’m pretty sure you can make those edits now. Sorry about the inconvenience. Let me know if you have any questions or if there’s anything else I can do for you. Cheers. MrX blow me 14:23, 7 July 2021 (UTC)

Per what MrX said! And no worries, glad that got solved out. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 21:09, 7 July, 2021 (UTC)

Judging for the main category for poolit

Hi there duderino. We need someone to judge the main category for the poo lit surprise as the last judge is unresponsive and its been a month since it ended. Its the last category that needs judging. Could you do it please? PLETTY PREASE THANKYOU SIR! ShabiDOO 19:14, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

Ne'er mind. Been done ShabiDOO 15:53, 27 July 2021 (UTC)

Oh. I, er, well. Sorry I wasn't of help. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:45, 29 July, 2021 (UTC)

I am a completely merciful and forgiving Allah. Just do not do it again or I will banish you to the fire for eternity. ShabiDOO 20:06, 29 July 2021 (UTC)

am trying to add article about the t.v. show Bugaloos

am trying to add an article about t.v. show titled the Bugaloos – Preceding unsigned comment added by DrivingATrain (talk • contribs)

Try creating the article without all the external links you were trying to add before. MrX blow me 23:36, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

Thank you ! Got it right this time ... sort of.

Spam Filter Problem?

Hi, I recently was trying to post a page, which got flagged for advertising when it was not. It said to contact an admin. How do I fix this? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Badbitch32 (talk • contribs)

Hey Badbitch, sorry about that. Our filter sometimes incorrectly flags new users. I’ve changed your user groups to confirmed user, so you should now be able to create that page. Let me know if you need any other help. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:13, 8 August 2021 (UTC)

yo

Move this to user space now.

yo

Move this to user space now.

yo

Move this to user space now.

To Aggin19's userspace? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:32, 25 September, 2021 (UTC)

Olivine Basalt?

I noticed that you deleted File:Olivine basalt.jpg, does this mean File:Willys-Knight1920.jpg will also get deleted? Please don't delete it. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:19, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

I'm sorry, what? The Olivine basalt file was deleted because it was a file duplicate and it was requested. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:34, 26 October, 2021 (UTC)

The other file is also a duplicate of a mediawiki file with the same name, but I think it should be kept for archival purposes. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:42, 26 October 2021 (UTC)

Ah, right. Well I don't particularly mind one way or the other. Sure, let's keep it around for archival purposes if that means something to you Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 20:24, 26 October, 2021 (UTC)

Undelete R.l.ullman

Please Un delete R.l.ullman. 96.18.219.55 (talk) 16:55, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

Cause you were the admin that deleted it. 96.18.219.55 (talk) 16:55, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

Sorry for the late reply, but the page was deleted due to failing the ICU time limit. I see that the article is being worked on now again with the construction-template on, so that's cool. Happy writingszx Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:34, 26 October, 2021 (UTC)

Hi, I'm an admin for one of the carlb wikis. Her name is wikimerda and my nick there is velociraptor. The Wariowa guy you banned is a Brazilian troll vandal, he vandalizes Portuguese wikis. Not only Uncyclopedia do Brasil but also Wikipedia and other smaller wikis in Portuguese. I recommend you infinitely lock it, as it is considered the worst vandal of all brazilian wikis. And it is also necessary to also give a range block, as it uses open proxy to continue its vandalism. --177.80.224.7 (talk) 22:00, 19 November 2021 (UTC)

I don't quite honestly know how range blocks even work, sorry. Thank you for the heads-up, but I'll go on a case-by-case basis for now. I'll keep an eye on any suspicious movements when I can however Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 14:01, 20 November, 2021 (UTC)

I took a look at it. It doesn’t look like he was using a proxy, but the IPs are blocked. I’m no expert at IP ranges, but this is a short and good explanation of IPv6 ranges. Gale5050 shared it, and ironically it helped me catch him socking. MrX blow me 15:48, 20 November 2021 (UTC)

lol, classic Gale. thanks Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 20:48, 20 November, 2021 (UTC)

I'm not sure if you're even still active but if you are

I'm trying to make an article for Google+ but this website is just the greatest and it really doesn't want me to. It's saying I've got external links in the page and, (I've checked) I am pretty sure I don't. Any way to solve this? Thanks.

Edit: Nevermind, I figured out the issue. Please disregard this!

Sorry I couldn't help you but glad you got it sorted out. Our spam filters are quite the eldritch entities when it comes to new users and article creations, but once your account gets auto-confirmed in a few days the scripts should ease up in that regard. Good job on the article! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 22:35, 28 November, 2021 (UTC)

Judgery

Cat, could you please judge the two categories you are not competing in for the Aristocrats comp? ShabiDOO 19:59, 6 December 2021 (UTC)

Yeah, I was actually planning to do that before the judging closes at 12th! Seeing as that we're apparently doing community judging and that it's open for anyone this year I wasn't going to make any deal out of it before-hand, but yeah, I was intending to drop in my rankings anyway once I've gone through the submissions! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 22:48, 6 December, 2021 (UTC)

And many thanks for the great review you gave my article, I'll try to take your advice and watch the show. I just really don't want to get Netflix for some reason. ~ Kakun · talk 10:19, 10 December 2021 (UTC)

No problemo! It's a good show and I'd wholeheartedly recommend watching it, but I totally get not wanting to get Netflix. And here's to hoping the other judges would get active soon too. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:34, 11 December, 2021 (UTC)

Project

Hi there, Cat! I just started using Uncyclopedia (pretty much no prior knowledge on how to actually use Uncyclopedia). I understand that this is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and lies, I wanted to ask if it was possible that I publish a page for an academic requirement. One full of misinformation, imaginative untruths, and whatnot. It is solely for a lab project that requires us to make some sort of fake species ala-Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia is the best one I've come across that is easy to handle and navigate through. This is really just my concern, after I pass and present the project I can easily take the page down, no worries. I believe the problem is too many external links because when I wanted to save my file for changes during the next few days, this was what it said:

"Hello. The edit or creation that you were trying to do was caught up by our automatic spam filter. The name of the filter that blocked your edit was "Polish/Turkish spammers". If you are a human, then this was probably an error on our end, as our abuse filter has a tendency of disallowing legitimate edits by new users. If you were trying to do something normal, please contact an administrator on their talk page and explain what you were trying to do."

Thus, here I am asking for permission. Anyhow, hope you can help, and if not, thank you so much anyway! Maybe I'll just make do with the preview, but hopefully, you can help me. Thanks! user: Patriciap Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 22:11, 12 December, 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

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Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?

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Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:24, 13 December 2021

Well done

On the Aristocrats article. Three chars for Cat the Colourful! ShabiDOO 14:09, 26 December 2021 (UTC)

Likewise, congrats on winning the Bad Taste category! I was wondering if MrX would still come around and judge the Aristocrats-category but I guess he got caught up in the Chrissy festivities and stuff, which is completely understandable. So thanks for tying up the loose ends of the competition as well! Happy news years to you Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 22:49, 26 December, 2021 (UTC)

	Aristocrat en Regalia This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: The Aristocrats by Christopher Nolan

🏆  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:43, 29 December 2021

Lost Dylan photo

I’m Jakej1978 and I posted a photo in 2010 here:

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Bob_Dylan&oldid=4717158

It’s gone. My account doesn’t seem to exist. But my email is the same at gmail.

Can this photo be restored or sent to me?

Thank you

Hi, and sorry for the late reply. The reason your account doesn't seemingly exist is because we changed servers a few years ago away from wikia and a lot of older account names got kind of compromised in the process. I'd recommend creating a new account however if you want to hang around! Regarding the picture you requested I've hacked it up (here File:Std_bob_dylan.png ) for now and I'll keep it around for a week before huffing it again as it's an unused picture, unless of course you can think of some in-wiki usage for it. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:48, 16 January, 2022 (UTC)

Redirect

Hello sysop, I just redirect page named "wikipedia.org" to Wikipedia, I don't spam. But I cannot redirect that page, due to allegations of spamming by automatic filter message.

Can you fix that?

Thank you! --180.252.122.123 (talk) 01:03, 18 February 2022 (UTC)

I went ahead and created that redirect. If you’d like to avoid our pesky filter in the future, go ahead and create an account, and then I can make you a confirmed user so you don’t have to wait 4 days. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:35, 23 February 2022 (UTC)

Add external link

Hi, I tried to add an external link to an article, but it told me to message an admin to do it because I'm not autoconfirmed (this is my first edit). Can you add the following section to the end of this article (or autoconfirm me).

== External links ==
{{URL|https://amogus.org|"Official" website}}

Thanks. --Scoop (talk) 11:09, 23 February 2022 (UTC)

@Scoop: I just changed your user group to confirmed user, so you should be able to add that link now. Let me know if there’s anything else I can do. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:31, 23 February 2022 (UTC)

please confirm me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CONFIRM ME I AM TRYING TO MAKE A NICE ARTICLE ABOUT A FUNNY COOL ETHNIC GROUP F i n b i t c h (talk) 23:45, 6 March 2022 (UTC)

Yeah sorry about that. I went ahead and confirmed you, so you should be able to create your article now. Let me know if you need anything else. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:55, 6 March 2022 (UTC)

Help with deletion

I am the author of uncyclopedia.com/wiki/Tony_Ahn over five years ago and would like it to be deleted. The subject used to have a Wikipedia article, but it got deleted, and this article is a lot less funny as a result. I haven't used this software since 2016, and was hoping you could nominate it for deletion (or however you handle deletions at author request). Wilipino (talk) 08:46, 9 April 2022 (UTC)

Hi there, a couple things. Wikipedia does indeed still have an article about Tony Ahn, I mean it looks like it got deleted then something must have been moved to Tony Ahn or something. We, however, do not have an article about him, nor have we ever. And this is uncyclopedia.co, not .com, the bastard imposter site run by draconian clowns with a collective superiority complex. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 14:43, 9 April 2022 (UTC)

Yeah sorry to further break the news for you but you're at the wrong site, mate. I have no power over whatever happens at dot com. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:38, 9 April, 2022 (UTC)

featuring on VFH

Hey Cat, could you please show me sometime (via discord) how to feature an article prease? ShabiDOO 12:21, 5 May 2022 (UTC)

I'm sorry shabs, I haven't actually featured an article ever before.. always thought of trying to learn it, but I have no idea how it works as of yet. I'll try to steal the tips from the wiser ones if someone more knowledgable on the subject decides to help us out. Belated super mega duper congrats on your rise to the adminship btw!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:21, 5 May, 2022 (UTC)

No probs duderino. Who do you think would be able to help?ShabiDOO 16:20, 5 May 2022 (UTC)

Hey so I tried asking around and I got linked to this documentation page - Uncyclopedia:Adminning/VFH. Did you try this out yet? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 21:14, 5 May, 2022 (UTC)

Good job

You've flown under my radar for as long as I've been here!.. THAT TIME IS OVER. (also please vote here) ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 07:11, 12 May 2022 (UTC)

But I'm not affiliated with the brony fandom so I think should be safe... MAYBE???? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:34, 15 May, 2022 (UTC)

Yes, you're safe. But I still need a name for the conflict. (Not those other options.) I haven't gotten a single vote for a name that isn't me or Rocko. And besides... I'm the one in the conflict hating all the ponies and trying to bring depth to all of them. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:14, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

May ask a stupid and weird question?

@Cat the Colourful:Where are you from?-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 21:12, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Cat comes from Earth, I think. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:15, 16 May 2022 (UTC)

I'm from the spirit realm, in fact. Farplane, to be precise. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:42, 17 May, 2022 (UTC)

Save Uncyclopedia!

VOTE NOW!!!! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:25, 23 May 2022 (UTC)

Could you restore the 凤凤 page?

It’s just me Crocotta, I love collecting stupidity from IPs and little kids with iPads trying to be funny and putting them in my namespace -🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 15:33, 27 May 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper Made Entirely From Recycled Internet Memes

June 20, 2022 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

I HAVE STOLEN YOUR UNSIGNPOST! By ARandomPage

Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.

DAMMIT.

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Sandwich of the Month is finally up! By ARandomPage
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made a Sandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..

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ARandomPage has gone crazy! By Unnamed Space
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:

• Opening the floodgates stopping the fish migration
• Labelling everyone traitors who deserve "depth"
• Naming an entire war-conflict-fiasco without any consensus
• Not bothering to finish either of their articles
• Fixing errors... wait, no, that's a good thing
• Vandalizing the Hobo Queen 2's page
• Stealing the UnSignpost
• Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
• Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost

Biopic This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!

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From The Logs

• May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)

• May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)

• May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)

Top VFH Competitors

• Norf-Zorg (opera) (4/0)

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• Uncyclopedia (5/1)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Get Expelled from School (6/0)

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From The Forums

• I made up rules for counting.

• Zombiebaron loves democracy.

• Zombiebaron still loves democracy even after democracy turns against him.

• A sysadmin came in to make a namespace alias.

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage steals the UnSignpost. Read the first section for more.

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Chat Quote ..... IRC is dead. And I can't grab a quote from Discord since I don't have Discord.

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:04, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

You have been bricked from editing for a period of until you stop supporting pro-cat propaganda for supporting pro-cat propaganda. If you think there are good reasons for being unbricked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up ARandomTalkPage. Once the brick has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop supporting pro-cat propaganda. Thaaanks! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:53, 17 July 2022 (UTC)

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Can I get autoconfirmed to upload a file?

Hi, I just made an account, I wanted to upload a funny map image, but I have no idea what/how to edit text-wise to get ten edits. I was told on the upload process that I can message an admin to get autoconfirmed status. :P -I tata bi sine (talk) 12:36, 17 July 2022 (UTC)

@I tata bi sine: Uploading files only requires an account. On the sidebar there should be a link that says "Upload file" or something like that. That should take you to the upload screen. 12:56, 17 July 2022 (UTC)

Thanks, I know how to upload a file but it didn't let me do it at first attempt. -I tata bi sine (talk) 13:11, 17 July 2022 (UTC)

It seems the issue solved itself already and you uploaded a file successfully, sorry that I wasn't of any help! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:34, 17 July, 2022 (UTC)

QVFD archiving

Hey, I couldn't help but notice that you might also not be a fan of Template:QD. For some reason it is now really hard, or at least tricky, to archive. Any thoughts? Pointers? How did you do it last time? I'm gonna ask Hipponias if he knows anything, since he's edited that template. Thanks. MrX blow me 23:24, 22 August 2022 (UTC)

Help I'm going to die

Aight tryna make badminton page but that dang spam filter keep the catching it so help however you're supposed to would really preciate it (new user) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Balls69420 (talk • contribs)

Cat hasn’t been on for a while. You might want to ask MrX about that. 07:35, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Tom Scott: Spam filter

I have been trying to add links to the Tom Scott English Uncyclopedia page, but the spam filter is preventing me from adding the links. Please can you help me? The error code it gave me was "Email address insertion spam". – Preceding unsigned comment added by Chillaxe (talk • contribs)

@Chillaxe: You probablu tripped over an abuse filter. I have made you a confirmed user, so you should be able to make those edits now. Let me know if you still can’t add those links. 16:35, 6 December 2022 (UTC)