User talk:Cat the Colourful

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Hey, Virgin Talk Page! Not a virgin anymore! Bwah ha ha! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:03, 25 January 2019 (UTC)

Well.. there's a first time for everything, whether it's consensual or a violation of physical integrity. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:58, 25 January, 2019 (UTC)

Holy Crap[edit]

I forgot you were an admin, dude. ["Bruh Sound Effect #2" plays]

  1. REDIRECT User:DeletedUser0002/sig2 03:13, 27 January 2019 (UTC)
yeah I seem to forget it as well, I log in like once or twice annually and it's just as exciting every single time to find out you have all these fancy buttons to carry out your power fantasies Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:14, 27 January, 2019 (UTC)

Thanks from X-Inbox![edit]

Thanks for your edit to Lego City, Cat the Colourful! --X-Inbox (potatoade) 02:26, 23 February 2019 (UTC)


Hi. While I understand that you may delete articles you may not find funny, you haven't provided any explanation as to why my article Crysis was deleted. Why was it deleted? (talk) 16:24, 30 October 2019 (UTC)

I replied to you on your talk page, in case your IP changed along the way and you didn't notice it. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:26, 31 October, 2019 (UTC)
Upon reviewing the deleted contribution, here is probably why it was deleted: it consisted of one sentence, and one header followed by a list, and no pictures. Lists by themselves are rarely funny. We look for the funny here. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:14, 31 October 2019 (UTC)


Why was Wikipatreon deleted? --D.WESCHER (chirp) 19:49, 10 December 2019 (UTC)


The site keeps logging me out automatically. Can you block this IP address? --D.WESCHER (chirp) 19:20, 11 December 2019 (UTC)

That's weird, are you sure you didn't click the "stay logged in"-option when logging in? Either way, I blocked the IP as a test anyway, hope that helps, although I'm not really sure how it would have. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 20:38, 11 December, 2019 (UTC)

I award you with....[edit]

This, for doing dutiful admin duties one day at a time. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 02:35:04 2019/12/13 UTC

Edit protected requests[edit]

Hi, can you please do some edits on protected items for me please?

Thanks. :-) Hoof Heartedtalk2HH 23:31, 18 December 2019 (UTC)

Yeah I got you covered, no problem 🤙 And thanks for all the categorization work you've been doing recently. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 23:38, 18 December, 2019 (UTC)
Very welcome, thanks. Hoof Heartedtalk2HH 23:49, 18 December 2019 (UTC)

What the hell am I doing?[edit]

I was just testing it out. I didn't know what the Oh dear! was so I tested it but forgot to remove it afterward. Sos! --Wiki (Express yourself, be heard!) 02:43, 31 January 2020 (UTC)

That's fair, it just looked really really really weird on the recent changes. We do have a Sandbox which you can also utilize to test out things. :) Also thanks for all the grammar fixes you've been doing around! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 03:02, 31 January, 2020 (UTC)
It's a pleasure and a privilege for me to be here and help out. Plus, great username! Do you seem surprised that my username is called Wiki? You would have thought that the username was already taken long ago, but no, I created my account today with this username. Strange, huh? Plus, can you also direct me to the sandbox link? It doesn't show me the link on the navigation tab, nor the interaction tab either. Plus, I need to create my signature like yours is colorful. --Wiki (Express yourself, be heard!) 03:07, 31 January 2020 (UTC)
I did link it internally under the mention of the sandbox, but have this external link too then. And concerning your username, it appears that it was actually once registered sometime around 2006 - this is why your current talkpage already had welcome messages from todd and topkins - but due to our server relocating/splitting from wikia (which occurred in 2012) a lot of our older user accounts kind of bugged out. This is why a lot of user accounts remain "unregistered" despite them having some contributions around in some page histories, it's just that nobody has tried logging back into these accounts since 2012. Soooo, in that sense, yeah, it's surprising no one has even tried logging into/registering your nick for the past 8 years! But it's your property now, haha, go wild. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 03:32, 31 January, 2020 (UTC)

Is this page legitimately part of Uncyclopedia?[edit]

I got onto a page called Uncyclopedia (dot) org and it collected my e-mail address but nothing happened, it didn't ask me to set a password. Is that page legitimately part of your site or are they just collecting e-mails for spam? (talk) 01:24, 13 February 2020 (UTC)

The relationship is complicated. I wouldn't call it officually part of the site, but more it redirects people to the site because was the former wite location. If you want to make an account, please do it here on ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:35, 13 February 2020 (UTC)

User name question[edit]

Can I register my account with the username set to "The Mother of Quake 3 Arena"? (talk) 16:08, 20 February 2020 (UTC)

Sure Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 23:37, 21 February, 2020 (UTC)
Yes, but then it dispalys that the name is too long, what can I do? (talk) 09:33, 24 February 2020 (UTC)
Not use that username then I guess Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:03, 24 February, 2020 (UTC)
Except it says:

Sorry, your username is too long. Please choose a shorter one, or contact an admin on their talk page. Sorry, your username was caught by our spam filter, since it matches a pattern used by spambots. Please contact an admin on their talk page if you wish to register with this username.

I'm not a spambot or any evil villain. I'm a human.
As you are an admin, you should know what to do in this situation. Can you register this account for me, please? Mail me the password at (talk) 16:07, 27 February 2020 (UTC)

A mistake was made on Tau­mata­whaka­tangi­hanga­koau­auota­matea­pokai­when­uaki­tana­tahu[edit]

I meant to only delete the redirection pages, not the page itself. Sorry for the confusion. - Hyetts

No that was my own fault as well for not even noticing that I got redirected haha. Sorry about that. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:25, 24 February, 2020 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]


y u huff spp?!!!!?--Memrdx (talk) 14:35, 6 May 2020 (UTC)

Please read HTBFANJS. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:01, 6 May, 2020 (UTC)

i'll fucking blank--Memrdx (talk) 23:55, 6 May 2020 (UTC)


Is there any "requested pages" page here on Uncyclopedia? Takipariu (talk) 21:29, 6 May 2020 (UTC)

If I understood what you meant by that correctly, then yup! Here's the main hub for requested article -> Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 21:33, 6 May, 2020 (UTC)

Yes! Thanks. Takipariu (talk) 21:35, 6 May 2020 (UTC)

Please replace the MediaWiki namespace messages[edit]

The NS:MW messages need your help. Here’s what I want you to replace:


 | {{FULLPAGENAME}}|= {{#ifexist: Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}
    | {{Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|$1|$2}}
    | {{#ifeq: {{#titleparts:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|1|1}} | Special:Upload
       | {{Generic image names|protected}}
       | {{#switch: $1
          | protect | editprotected = {{protected page text/full|$1|$2}} <!-- Fully protected -->
          | #default                = {{protected page text/semi|$1|$2}} <!-- Semi-protected -->
         }}{{#switch:$2|edit|create={{editnotice load|notice action = view}}}}
 |#default = <!-- defer to MediaWiki:Cascadeprotected -->


 |<!-- Page is only cascade-protected via a self-transclusion, defer to MediaWiki:protectedpagetext -->
 | {{#ifexist: Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}
  | {{Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|protect|$3}} <!-- Display the protection editnotice if it exists. (See [[Uncyclopedia:Editnotice#Protection notices]].) -->
  | <!-- Cascading protection and no protection editnotice. Display the suggestions and the edit request link. -->
    {{protected page text/cascade||$3|pages=$2|number=$1}} {{#ifeq:$3|edit|{{editnotice load|notice action = view}}}}


{{protected page text/interface||$1|type=CSS}}


{{protected page text/interface||$1|type=JS}}


{{protected page text/user-json||$1}}

Thank you for your help, and have a good Wednesday! (Sent at 7:06pm PST) (talk) 02:05, 14 May 2020 (UTC)


My bad, I hadn't heard of QVFD before, but now I think I understand the difference. MrX blow me 14:53, 19 May 2020 (UTC)

Yeah no problem, QVFD is just the better and faster alternative for those kind of articles. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:55, 19 May, 2020 (UTC)

Account deletion[edit]

Hey is it possible to have my account completely deleted from here? Privacy concerns and all that. User:Mrthejazz/sig 19:25, 2 June 2020 (UTC)

It'll be sad to see you go Mrthejazz! Shabidoo (talk) 16:32, 3 June 2020 (UTC)
Sorry that I couldn't really be of any help, but glad that your request was solved either way. And agreed with Shabs! Good luck with life outside of Uncyclopedia Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:02, 3 June, 2020 (UTC)