User talk:Memrdx
Welcome![edit source]
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Concerning EEEEEEEEE! and similar articles[edit source]
Hi. Unfortunately, I had to delete your article EEEEEEEEE! because there has already been an established precedent of deleting articles named after AAAAAAAAA!: the page EEEEEEEEE! has been deleted 4 times prior to you creating it, for the same reason; the same could apply to pages with similar names.
Well, if you wish to write an article, something original yet humorous would be best! You might want to read a few of our more "normal" funny articles, such as Fisher Price: A Retrospective, Kitten Huffing and Climate change. Take care! Cassandra (talk) 07:38pm May 22, 2020
CONGRATULATIONS !!! CONGRATULATIONS !!! CONGRATULATIONS !!![edit source]
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