User:Memrdx

I exist.

yes.

Likes

• Memes
• haha funnys
• yu-gi-oh

fucking hates

• tails dolls (they ruin everything)

PokEmon team

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  I enjoy these guys

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  this sparku. big funny.

You may have actually won Zork

“You have won Zork”

– Captain Obvious on what you have done.

“I wanted to win Zork, but no, the emporer is always "'No, you must rule the galaxy", yadda yadda yadda”

– Darth Vader on you winning Zork.

“Daddy? You never won Zork? You... You LIED TO ME!!”

– Luke Skywalker on his father not winning Zork like you have.

For the first time ever, you are not actually likely to be eaten by a grue.

Well, there's nothing much left to say except YEH U DID IT LOLOLOLZ and sidle off to have a gentle wank.

Z2

This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

Z2

Z3

This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

Z3