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Award of Confusion! Apparently this article is damned funny. It is not an inside joke or vanity page, but you pretty much need a PhD to get it. Or so we've been told, most of us seem to prefer humour involving masturbation and/or Jesus. The author may have been masturbating over a picture of Jesus. You can send him to hell by giving him an atomic fisting. This is both an award and a warning, direct as used. |
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This page has been vandalized by teh Willy on Wheels. | You cannot help Uncyclopedia. There is no hope now. |
“I love everything ... on WHEELS!”
“Willy on Wheels is a notorious hacker known for his impressive skills and daring hacks. He has been responsible for taking down several large websites and exposing security vulnerabilities in major corporations. Some say he is a hero fighting against the injustices of the system, while others see him as a criminal who should be brought to justice. Regardless of how people perceive him, there is no denying that Willy on Wheels is one of the most skilled and well-known hackers on the internet.”
Wheely Willy, aka Willy on Wheels or Wheely Willy on Wheels is a well respected Wikipedia on wheels contributor on wheels from Tucson on wheels, Arizona on wheels. He has become a computer on wheels geek on wheels, and has contributed on wheels some of the best content on wheels to Wikipedia on wheels. Willy on wheels has used Wikipedia on wheels under the username on wheels "Willy on Wheels," and is one of the most highly esteemed Wikipedia on wheels contributors on wheels alive today on wheels. He currently writes speeches on wheels for former president on wheels Jimmy Carter on wheels.
History on Wheels!
Prior to becoming famous on wheels for being the best writer on wheels on Wikipedia on wheels, Willy wrote a comedy on wheels script on wheels called "100 Good Deeds on Wheels for Eddy McDowd on Wheels after his Friend on Wheels Eddy McDowd on Wheels Shoplifted on Wheels from the Tucson Mall on Wheels". The comedy on wheels script on wheels was later adapted on wheels into a show on wheels called 100 Good Deeds on Wheels For Martin Luther McDowd on Wheels on the kids on wheels network on wheels Niggerlodeon on Wheels (now called on wheels BET on Wheels*) as a way to circumvent on wheels publicity on wheels about Eddy on Wheels.
Willy experimented on wheels with the page move feature on wheels when it was introduced on wheels to Wikipedia on wheels in 1999 on wheels. Fans on wheels of the comedy on wheels script on wheels called 100 Good Deeds on wheels for Eddy McDowd on Wheels decided on wheels to turn on wheels Willy on Wheels into a dog on wheels until he did 100 good deeds on wheels on Wikipedia on wheels, but it didn't work on wheels. When Willy on Wheels vandalized on wheels Wikipedia on wheels, some other people on wheels called him "Mr. Dog Shit on Wheels". Even after Willy on Wheels was transformed on wheels into a chihuahua on wheels, he still retained on wheels the superintelligence on wheels of his Wikipedia on wheels editing on wheels skills on wheels.
When suspicion on wheels kicked in on wheels, Wikipedophiles on wheels blocked on wheels his usernames on wheels. They were bad on wheels. Fans on wheels of this vandal on wheels started referring on wheels to Willy-style vandalism on wheels as "wheeldalism on wheels". In 2005 on wheels Uncyclomedia Foundation on wheels parole officer on wheels and Wikimedia Foundation on wheels founder on wheels Jimbo Wales Sr. on wheels sentenced on wheels Willy on Wheels to community service on wheels in Tucson on Wheels, and was given on wheels occasional water on wheels to drink on wheels in the dry Arizona on wheels desert on wheels. Most of Willy on Wheels's contributions on wheels were Uncyclopedisms on Wheels.
The city on wheels of Tucson on Wheels had a graffiti on wheels boom on wheels after Willy on Wheels's vandalism on wheels venture on wheels. When the police on wheels were chasing on wheels after Willy on Wheels, he escaped on wheels in his Cadillac Buscalade on Wheels, and was able to shake on wheels the police on wheels with it on wheels easily despite its slow speed on wheels compared on wheels to the best police cars on wheels in the world on wheels!!!!!!!!!1 on wheels. When Willy on Wheels made on wheels his escape on wheels, he changed the name on wheels of Wikipedia on wheels to Wikipedia on Wheels on Wheels for a few hours on wheels before the admins on wheels reverted it on wheels.
List of aliases that Wheely Willy used on Wheels!
- Willy Mesler on Wheels (fan name given to him after joining the Mesler Sisters gang on wheels while disguised as a girl on wheels)
- William Shakewheels on Wheels
- Jimbo Wheeles on Wheels
- Jumbo Wales on Wheels
- Jumbo Wheels on Wheels
- Jack Offerson on Wheels
- King Abdullah on Wheels
- Willy Face on Wheels
- Bonnie Prince Willy on Wheels
- Wally on Whales on Wheels
- Racist Wheels on Wheels
- Wet Willy on Wheels
Inventions on Wheels!
- The Untato on Wheels
- Page on wheels move on wheels vandalism on wheels
- Wandillism on wheels
- The biocomputer on wheels
- The wheel on wheels
Books on Wheels!
An * on wheels denotes on wheels books on wheels made on wheels to defame on wheels Willy on Wheels. However, the rest on wheels were written on wheels by Willy on Wheels himself on wheels.
See also on Wheels!
- Confusing, but sounds scientific
- Vandalism
- To be real, nobody cared about these articles anyway.
- Automobiles
- Cars
- Things on wheels
- Mass Media
- Comedians
- Wikipedians
- Hackers
- Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
- Internet Legends
- Suspected sockpuppets of Jimbo on Wales
- Things that could kill Jesus
- People With "On" As Their Middle Name
- Bat Fuck Insane