User:Aggin19/The Republic of Bumekisa
E-thay Epublic-ray of-hay Umekisa-bay | |
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| Motto: Uck-fay is-thay it-shay | |
| Anthem: This one | |
| Capital | Abotha-ray |
| Largest city | Ioei-kay |
| Official language(s) | Pig Latin |
| National Hero(es) | Essica-jay Abbit-ray |
| Established | May 2007 |
| Currency | The Bumekisian "ing-thay" |
| Religion | Igism-ray |
| Population | 3 |
The Republic Of Bumekisa is the most obscure country. So obscure you're the first to hear it. In fact,the republic is an impossibly small place in Point Nemo. Since no one got there,the only populations are:2 fishes and a snake (which likes to smear his liquid on the land). The official language is Pig Latin (the hyphenated and "hay" dialect),and the religion is the well-famed Rigism.
History[edit | edit source]
Little is known about the history of this impossibly obscure country. Only that a fish landed in this featureless place,another fish and another snake (which likes to smear his liquid on the land).
Geography[edit | edit source]
There is legit no info about geography,all we know is that it's a small place in Point Nemo. The surface is unknown,can get from all of the Point Nemo to ALL OF THE OCEANS,CONGLOMERATED.
Music[edit | edit source]
The pivotal and only music genre of the country is badly-played traditional accordion/harmonica french music.
Features/buildings/and more of this obscure land[edit | edit source]
- Flat grass
- Sticky liquid from snake
- The population
That's literally ALL.
Tradition and culture (the grass will never grow or shrink)[edit | edit source]
- The New Years' is celebrated with many fish noises and excessive sticky snake liquid,which grows on grass and makes the grass taller. BUT...
- In Christmas,snow goes into the flat grass,making the grass die,though keeping grass safe from New Years growth. THOUGH...
- At Easter,the Easter Bunny drops eggs,squishing the flat grass,but the dirt being covered by snake glossy liquid,that means the land will still regrow. BUT...
- If an earthquake happens,the flat grass COMPLETELY falls off and will never regrow,only if it wasn't for the New Years liquid,which will make the grass regrow.