User talk:X-Inbox

“Gimme some crap.”

~ X-Inbox

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Hello X-Inbox, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia. If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Humor is the future, and the future starts with you.

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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for comedy. Good luck!
→L A B O R A T O R I E S 01:25 23 February 2019

FFW

You recently had the nuts to add the FFW template to a featured article. Articles are not bad if you find them unfunny. Please only use the FFW template when the article in question is actually shitty, i.e. a stub, incomprehensible, et cetera. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 23:58 25 February 2019

Please stop creating stupid short articles and redirects. Talk to me if you need help learning the rules, or come to our Discord server for community support. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 01:49 26 February 2019

X-Inbox: the link to our Discord is in the sidebar. And once again - stop creating stub articles. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 16:56 26 February 2019

Lego City

Hi, I moved your Lego City-article into your userspace since it's ICU-tag expired, in here - User:X-Inbox/Lego City. Generally, when creating new articles, it's recommended to start writing them in your userspace - similarly to what I did to your article - in order to avoid getting them deleted due to them being short/unencyclopedic/etc. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:53, 5 March, 2019 (UTC)