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“We love our bull!”
Lego City is a town somewhere that got burned to bits. It was founded by two LEGO Minifigures who smoked weed and drank tequila. It was burned when a Minifigure lady lit the place on fire with gasoline and a French horn. Thusly, the town burned like hell to the ground. But the cocky construction workers rebuilt it.
What the Heck to Do[edit | edit source]
“I have no clue what the hell you want from me, but I want somethin' from ya.”
You can watch stupid back-to-back romcoms, get high on JUUL, and eat smelly pizzas that burn your ass. You can even pee in a Dumpster like a fricking dummy. No matter what you do, they promise you $6 for wiping food with a muddy towel and eating that food. Bigfigs are not accepted for their big size and bulky asses. The singing bitches here can be worse than Taylor Swift singing into a high-pitched microphone.
What to Eat[edit | edit source]
Dunk your face in suspicious green LEGO cake and the city favorite... chocolate ham! But you gotta be brave to eat the watermelon-and-chicken-with-a-dash-of-mud salad. It tastes so fricking bad! So make it your last meal bitch! Because you will die from it.
What to Wear[edit | edit source]
“Assholes trashed my fucking clothes. They gonna pay.”
Idiots on JUUL wear blue shirts and have warm smiles shitting on the faces of innocence. A typical teen gal wears sixteen fucking years worth of socks and smack gum. They say, " Ya know what? I don't fuckin' care." A man or woman wears a tight shirt with tight jeans and tight underwear with headbands. Yes, the fucking guys wear headbands.