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“We love our bull!”

~ The population.

Lego City is a town somewhere that got burned to bits. It was founded by two LEGO Minifigures who smoked weed and drank tequila. It was burned when a Minifigure lady lit the place on fire with gasoline and a French horn. Thusly, the town burned like hell to the ground. But the cocky construction workers rebuilt it.

What the Heck to Do

“I have no clue what the hell you want from me, but I want somethin' from ya.”

~ a shady alleyway man

You can watch stupid back-to-back romcoms, get high on JUUL, and eat smelly pizzas that burn your ass. You can even pee in a Dumpster like a fricking dummy. No matter what you do, they promise you $6 for wiping food with a muddy towel and eating that food. Bigfigs are not accepted for their big size and bulky asses. The singing bitches here can be worse than Taylor Swift singing into a high-pitched microphone.

What to Eat

Dunk your face in suspicious green LEGO cake and the city favorite... chocolate ham! But you gotta be brave to eat the watermelon-and-chicken-with-a-dash-of-mud salad. It tastes so fricking bad! So make it your last meal bitch! Because you will die from it.

What to Wear

“Assholes trashed my fucking clothes. They gonna pay.”

~ Monkey

Idiots on JUUL wear blue shirts and have warm smiles shitting on the faces of innocence. A typical teen gal wears sixteen fucking years worth of socks and smack gum. They say, " Ya know what? I don't fuckin' care." A man or woman wears a tight shirt with tight jeans and tight underwear with headbands. Yes, the fucking guys wear headbands.