User:X-Inbox/Unquotable:Monkey

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Monkey, the douche bag himself, smoking that nasty old cigarette.

Monkey is a napkin eater, peanut butter fryer, and cigarette smoker. He loves his tobacco and wants no bitch near it.

Famous Quotes[edit | edit source]

Monkey on Pee[edit | edit source]

  • "You like my crappy urine, don't ya? Then taste it. Taste. It."
  • "Pee opens a hole in ya sole"
  • "Wee-wee is French for pee, right?"

Monkey on Wikipedia[edit | edit source]

  • "Fucking fools copy off kiddos' homework. And they ain't even givin' me 'nough b'nanas!"
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