User:Cat the Colourful/Archive 3

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Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit]

--EMC [TALK] 13:54 Dec 12 2012

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:20 (UTC)

Here was the photo I was telling you about[edit]

Yahnikurm.png The place with the red square around it is "Yahnikurm Imp Hole". User:Matthlock/sig2 18:53, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

OK thanks! Unfortunately I'm logging off because I have to get some sleep. :( But I'll check the article someday! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:56, 22 December, 2012 (UTC)
Uhm yeah, I haven't gotten the message on gmail, you might have to try again. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:08, 12 January 2013 (UTC)


Hi, thank you for leaving a message at my talk page, that's really nice of you! I also have something to say. I also want to know why you removed the {{VFD}} tag at the Jeroen overeem page created by an anonymous user under the ip That was a worthless, unfunny article that is very offensive and not even written in English. Please explain, thanks!

Explained it to you already. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:41, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

Re:Jeroen overeem[edit]

Oh, thanks for helping me out --RockoRocks (talk) 18:41, December 23, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:42, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

Re:Welcome!!! (2)[edit]

Hi, i also want to tell you something. I was actually about to ask how to flag bad pages as QVFD, but it looks like you've already told me you can do that with the handy QVFD gadget. Thanks for letting me know that! But, there is one more problem : I cannot use this gadget yet because i am not autoconfirmed yet. What exactly is autoconfirmed? Also, i found a crappy page i'd like to send to QVFD but since i can't do that yet due to not being 'autoconfirmed' yet i'd like to ask you to do that. The page is HowTo:Catch_A_Leprechaun and the reason for deletion is obvious : Too short, only 1 line and thus makes no sense. Can you please add it to QVFD in my place?

I can do that (But I'll check the page first). I remember that you had to do a certain number of edits before you were autoconfirmed (10-20 I'm not so sure). Do something useful and cool and soon you should be autoconfirmed. Also, please sign yourself with the four ~'s so I know who's talking. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:53, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

to cat the colourfull[edit]

to cat the colourful unless you are an admin please mind your own business if not then please read the previous posts i made the article i wrote it there are perceived to be problems with it i cant be bothered to fix them so i will probably remove it. tbh this whole process is really starting to piss me off someone needs to make a wizard and a wysiwyg for wikis

Shut up I already answered you. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 20:16, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)
Actually sorry, I answered bit too harshly. I got abit too pissed off. Sorry. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 20:20, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)


Candycane.gif RockoRocks has given you a candy cane!
Hi you are really nice!!

– Preceding unsigned comment added by RockoRocks (talk • contribs)


Hi, do you know how you can vote for/against the deletion of articles on the VFD page? If you try to edit the page it says the page has been locked to prevent editing. Is there a way to vote for/against articles on the VFD page? Please tell me how if so! --RockoRocks (talk) 20:05, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

You have to wait a few days until you become "autoconfirmed". No one knows exactly what that means, but once you achieve it, you can edit just about anything. It's a curse rather than a privilege, really. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Dec 26 '12 20:42 (UTC)
Meanwhile, DO NOT REMOVE {{VFD}} FROM A PAGE, least of all saying in the Change Summary, "This page isn't even on VFD." Placing {{VFD}} on a page indicates an intent to put it on VFD and you should assume it has been done. What do you say to the arguments on VFD toward deleting this template (including mine)? Spıke ¬ 23:51 26-Dec-12


Am working Patrol and saw your revert of Anon for adding LEET to this article. Good call! But could you also mark the change as Patrolled (if you have that power) so other users don't have to review it as well? Thanks. Spıke ¬ 23:52 31-Dec-12

Oh, sorry! I normally do mark the changes as patrolled but it seems I forgot this time. I will be more focused next time. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 08:56, 2 January, 2013 (UTC)

Very good, sir. Carry on. Spıke ¬ 12:04 2-Jan-13

I will. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:05, 2 January, 2013 (UTC)

OK. Spıke ¬ 12:07 2-Jan-13

K.O. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:08, 2 January, 2013 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:11 (UTC)

For all means and purposes[edit]

Yeah, I'm back. Can you remind ZB to unban me on IRC and, are you still writing that article? It was pretty good. User:Aimsplode/sig617:26 5 January 2013

Sorry, I've been very busy lately and haven't had time to write it. But I'll continue it soon, I just a need some inspiration somewhere :). I'll tell that to Zombiebaron as soon as I can, today I'm having a lot to do so I'm not sure if I can... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:33, 6 January, 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost sez, "Give Pease a Chance!"[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 5:28 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130119042144 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 19 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:01, 24 January 2013

Mr. Volman, your cheeseburger![edit] :D -RAHB 07:45, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

Danke. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 07:46, 29 January, 2013 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 31 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:32, 7 February 2013

It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:31, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:32, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:47, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:33, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:39, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Topic[edit]

Your topic for the contest is Robot Unicorn Attack . You have 36 hours to write the article (until Friday 03.00 UTC/Thursday 9pm EST). If you want to make it unbook, unreview etc. you can very slightly alter the title. Remember the judging is on creativity and originality more than anything else. Have fun. In the mean time Happy Monkey is leaving various surprises all over your house. --ShabiDOO 14:52, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:24, 21 March 2013 (UTC)


I'll type up all the stuff (any ideas, put them on my gmail) in my spare time on notepad and send it to you Friday afternoon (if the weather's not too rainy, I'll ride my bike to the library, which closes on Friday at 6:00 pm, which coincidentally is when the HMC competition ends).

I'll gmail them first, and then send it to Uncyclopedia when I'm done.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to go to bed real soon. User:Matthlock/sig2 03:40, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

Actually I realized I just can't. Well, maybe I still have time. I'd give you ideas now, but my mind is tired. User:Matthlock/sig2 03:41, 21 March 2013 (UTC)
If not, I'm sorry. Really sorry. I thought HMC was in February. User:Matthlock/sig2 03:43, 21 March 2013 (UTC)
Ah, no problem, I can wait! And anyways, my birthdays at sunday (24th this month, remember to congratulate... or else... :D) so I get them out of my way first and then I'm completely free to this. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:43, 21 March, 2013 (UTC)

Bitter winters[edit]

No...I live in Madrid. So it's not artic frost like you have. But cold is always relative. I lived in Canada through -40ºC or even lower with 5 months of snow without a car but instead a bus pass (I would imagine that Finland also has a few absurdly cold days a year and that houses and towns are spread out). I will never forget waiting in the glass bus shelters with my bones nearly frozen...for 15 minutes as the cold wind ripped the skin off my face...and then watch the bus zoom by me cause the glass barrier in the shelter was so frosted over the driver couldn't see me inside. When that happened I would not wait another 15 minutes as my brain cells died off from frost related ruptures. I decided to just not go to school/work but go home and put the heating on the most expensive level and take a scalding hot shower. I still...for the life of me do not understand why my parents allowed themselves to move to one of the coldest cities in Canada and stay there. If Aliens were parked in their UFO orbiting the earth and took pictures of people on Carribean beaches and then people scraping ice off of their car windshields in the Nordic tundra...they would likely be very confused or maybe laugh out loud for a couple days. Sounds like a nice idea for an article! --ShabiDOO 04:19, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

Hahaha yeah it really does sound like a good idea :D Oh yeah Canada is a hell of a place, especially on coldness... I thought that when I'm older I move to Alaska :D I couldn' think of moving anywhere hot like California or such, because it wouldn't suit me... I'm snow's friend, and snow if my friend. So I kinda like cold, even when there is those damn -40 C days :/ Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:09, 27 March, 2013 (UTC)
If you like having your penis frozen off in -100ºC cold ... I would recommend floating around naked in outerspace. It's a lovely experience :) --ShabiDOO 22:33, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:51, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

moar crazy old lady.[edit]

Hey cat, I went through what you'd written on that article, changed a few things, added some things, and wrote some new things - I see what you mean about being hard to not ramble too much - I'm thinking a lot could be trimmed off - I'm also thinking that it might need another few entries between diary entry #2 and #3 - maybe the concert needs to be put later on that week, like, on Friday? Give her time to adjust to the crazy new world? - anyway sorry i didn't get too much done, got home from work a bit late, and now it's midnight. I'll leave it with you for now! :) cheers - Strainj1...TALK 14:01, 2 April 2013 (UTC)

Ha ha ok thanks a lot! I'll see what I can do. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:47, 3 April, 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:21, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:33, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:33, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

You know how you wanted to collaborate?[edit]

Well, I helped out with your long sentences article. I think you'll like what I added.

Also although I don't have any idea in plan right now, I also want to help you out with your polytheism article. That and long sentences seem to be the most two promising.

There are a few articles I want you to help me out on. Like the one on Jerry Garcia. I don't really know much about the man besides the fact that he had nine fingers and he was in the Grateful Dead. If you want to help out you can (since the only jokes I've made are about his nine-fingerness, don't delete them though because I think they're hilarious). I was also thinking about maybe getting RAHB on the bandwagon with my Jerry article. What do you think? User:Matthlock/sig2 18:21, 20 April 2013 (UTC)

Sorry for late answer, I spended the whole weekend with my new stereos and few new albums I bought, including bands like Cradle of Filth and Mercyful Fate. Yes, it was a satanic weekend. :D
First of all, THANKS a lot from your contributions on the Long Sentences. It's one of those articles that I created like a century ago way too younger without a good sense of humor yet, that article has always been a puzzle to me. Also Polytheism I found a bit challenging but if you can type anything that too I'd be grateful... dead... I have no idea who is Jerry Garcia but that isn't a problem; there's always the wikipedia for those kind of projects. Also the 9-fingers sounds cool, I won't delete them. And as a member on Grateful Dead I could imagine writing something cool. I'll let you know when my brain catches me up, I'm still feeling little Mercyful Fate on my spines and now can't think of much. But anywyas, thanks a ton! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:51, 22 April, 2013 (UTC)
It's okay. I've only listened to two Grateful Dead songs in my life: "U.S. Blues" and "Casey Jones". And Casey Jones is the only song I've only listened to more than once. That actually brings me to a funny story - I'm one of those people who likes to sing while they're in the shower, and once for no reason I started singing Casey Jones for no reason. DRIVING THAT TRAIN HIGH ON COCAINE, CASEY JONES YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR SPEED, TROUBLE AHEAD, TROUBLE BEHIND, HAVE YOU KNOW THAT NOTION'S JUST CROSSED MY MIND. User:Matthlock/sig2 01:32, 24 April 2013 (UTC)
Ahahaha :D I did sing in shower but I quit that after my parents made me some sort of speech to me when I was 8... It seems I had sand Marilyn Manson's 'This is the New Shit', which had a sentence like 'Bubble bubble bitch bitch, rebel rebel party party sex sex sex and don't forget the violence, blah, blah, blah, got your lovey dovey sad and lonely, stick your stupid slogan in, and everybody sing along:' and so on... :D It seems that my neighbours had heard it and told about it to my parents which then stopped me from doing it >.< But yeah, I'll look over the article next week, been quite busy lately. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:48, 24 April, 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:59, 27 April 2013 (UTC)


Hi, I improved the first chapter. Do try improve the rest on your own. I can do it but it's not exactly my trip. Once you have all you can, let me know and I'll check it out. Also, start thinking of a funnier (or less obvious) title. Something like "The diary of Grandmother Jones" if you can't come up with anything special. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 11:34, 5 May 2013 (UTC)

Ah, thanks a lot. Yeah, I will improve it more later. I just wonder where Strainj1 is but I hope he returns. And yeah, it's just a raw-version, the name shall be changed at some point too. Thanks! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:38, 5 May, 2013 (UTC)

Electric BEARD[edit]

Now with 30% less plutonium! -RAHB 06:28, 10 May 2013 (UTC)

PLS Judging[edit]

I'm sending you this because you signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles and look at all of the images submitted. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). You, as the judges, have the sole authority to pick losers, winners, and disqualify entries, so please read the PLS rules carefully before judging.

Post your top 5 entries here for all categories except the Best T-shirt Design. For the Best T-shirt Design category just say which ones should be t-shirts and which ones should not be t-shirts.

Hit me up on my talk page if you have any questions and thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --EMC [TALK] 03:42 May 12 2013


  • Those are all OK: doesn't matter what you write about but how you do it
  • Sure, add a SoS page. It's not an organization but a place to put your ideas in. Just add a link to SoS main page and put the links to actual articles in your own user space the way I've been dealing with mine.
  • Didn't mean writing about a real band but a bunch of bands, wordplay, puns, computer related punk. I still think that one is easier to write than any of those you gave because all you'd need to do is twist song names and come up with crap. Well, it's your choice.
  • You would have written it in the time you took writing that message to me.

-- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:33, 28 May 2013 (UTC)

Well, hah, that's basically true. I could have started writing already but I wanted to ask your opinion. Well now that I have your opinion (which after all didn't help me that much as I thouhgt it could, except about the SoS-part that is cool :D) I could start writing. I'll hopefully start this week, maybe not, pretty busy schelude. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:18, 28 May, 2013 (UTC)
Saw your "REM" idea over on Multiliteralist's talk page and thought of Rapid Ejaculation Movement as well as Rapid Erection Movement. What do you think? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:33 28 May 2013
ahahaha, great, great ideas :D both are :D I'll work on those later then, thanks from those. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:41, 28 May, 2013 (UTC)


I see you're starting Rapid Erection Movement, it looks good so far. :D IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:58 2 June 2013

hehe, thanks :) It's pretty messed up still, I just copypasted stuff I wrote last night so there's lots of mistakes and over-repeating, and few sections that went to weird places. I'll fix it later and write more, but yeah, I'm getting good vibes from this one, should work out pretty well. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:31, 2 June, 2013 (UTC)

Isn't it time for school?[edit]

Go catch the bus, you'll probably be late if you edit here any longer. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  09:07, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

What? I'm having a summer break currently Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:11, 5 June, 2013 (UTC)
Ugh! Does that mean you will be around here more than usual?! Awful. We need to repeal summer break. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  18:53, 5 June 2013 (UTC)
Ahahahaha ;) Well, you can try... Contact to the finnish schools, something's ought to happen. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:06, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)

I have a question?[edit]

Do you agree that Mr-ex777 is a faggot? If so, I shall put you as "user of the month" on my userpage. BTW, check out my userpage. It's in progress, so it's really empty, but hey, there's music.

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Tue, Jun 11 '13 2:29 (UTC)

Don't call me that.[edit]

I noticed that your header said "Hey dude". Please don't call me dude. TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 14:07, 13 June 2013 (UTC)

Don't call me "someone" again. Use your header as "Hey, <insert name here>". TheHauntingHour2 (talk) 13:31, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

Hey {{USERNAME}}[edit]

My First Dildo is up for nomination. I remember you wrote something nice on the talk page, would you consider voting for it please? Leverage (talk) 07:42, 20 June 2013 (UTC)

PANDA PORN[edit] -RAHB 16:16, 24 June 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit]

And enjoy the news! Anton (talk) 17:41, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

I like poop[edit]

I like poop --XReaper (talk) 16:45, 22 July 2013 (UTC)

And you should. Ever heard of those people who didn't like poop and registered an account here?
Yeah. Me neither. They do not belong into a site like this, and never will. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:48, 22 July, 2013 (UTC)

It's that time of the year again[edit]

That's right. Monday July 29th will mark two years since my first edit on Uncyclopedia as "Matthlock." Congratulate me on my talk page and make sure to say something on Forum:I'm Sick of the Fact That There Are No New Forums! Thanks! User:Matthlock/sig2 21:47, 27 July 2013 (UTC)

Ah, ok. Let's see if I remember this then :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:55, 28 July, 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.

Anton (talk) 14:13, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Lol, newsig[edit]

Hai you sexy beast. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 03:49, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

No u!!! Don't ever call me as a shark in finnish, bitch, because that is what hai exactly means. Shark. Bitch. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 03:51, 14 August, 2013 (UTC)

New messages on your talkpage[edit]

/ \
This is Bob.
Copy and paste 10 times if you want Bob to take over Uncyclopedia. SG1 [citation needed] 03:53, 14 August 2013 (UTC)


On winning the Mongolian scrabble and twister tournament. We are all so proud of you. Remember us when your fame grows. --ShabiDOO 19:29, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Man, this feels so great... Especially when I don't remember even participating those tournaments... Well, it's gotta be one of those days again. And don't worry, I will forget you all after I win the mongolian bingo-tournament. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:54, 19 August, 2013 (UTC)
??????There is no mongolian bingo-tournament. That doesn't exist. No one plays bingo there. !! --ShabiDOO 21:48, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
OH SHIT!! Does this... does this mean I'll never get faumous? ;_; SHAB, MAKE ME FAUMOUS ;_; AWWGH ;_; *sob* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:33, 20 August, 2013 (UTC)

Informal competition[edit]

Sign up before the last two spaces are gone.

Days of the week friendly competition that shabidoo will win and everyone else will fail[edit]


Your topic is TUESDAY

Rules are posted here

I would wish you good luck but I shave my crotch hair every day in September and I'm rather busy.

--ShabiDOO 16:49, 9 September 2013 (UTC)

Woah sorry.... Mr Tinkles, please forgive me![edit]

I finally got around to reading the new edits on that article we were working on a while back..... I quite enjoyed it and will fix up a few things shortly..... also have a few cool ideas for pictures. Just letting you know I haven't forgotten about you - I've just been flat out. :) Cheers, Strainj 1 . . . . TALK 04:09, 17 October 2013 (UTC)

Ahahaha, no problem :P I've been very absent on writing and that stuff too lately, I hope that if that article will get finished I'd finally get back my motivation to write once again.. or atleast I hope so. :) Looking forward to see your edits mate! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:32, 17 October, 2013 (UTC)

Don't forget[edit]

My 18th birthday is on Sunday! Remember to wish me a happy birthday on my talk page. User:Matthlock/sig2 03:51, 6 November 2013 (UTC)

Ah, don't worry, I'll remember to congratulate. I hope that I've read those chapters you send me before, sorry but I've been extremely busy lately. Ya know, school and stuff. And when I go to the computer I always forget to read it >.< Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:41, 7 November, 2013 (UTC)
I'd pin a reminder to read my book to your forehead, but my arms aren't long enough to reach you. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:19, 8 November 2013 (UTC)


You aren't the one who keeps repeatedly recreating the forum over on the other site are you? Come chat with me in IRC. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:50, 1 January 2014 (UTC)

I don't come chatting with you on IRC in the middle of night (00:50 on finnish time when you posted this) when I'm already sleeping. I'm sorry but that's impossible. I haven't forced anyone to re-create the forum, it was the persons choice which shall go now unnamed; SPIKE banned my IP so I even couldn't have re-created it! I did, in fact, create acopy of the text here because I was furious and knew SPIKE will delete it.
So basically, accusations, accusations without evidence. I've noticed the war that started on my talkpage at uncyclowikia, but I cannot respond to it because I'm currently banned. I will explain everything later on. Also, SPIKE didn't seem to even check my contributions that day when he claimed that I only came to attack. After I had reverted two IPs and edited one of my article I noticed SPIKE's talkpage and decided to respond in a humorous way which would have easily seen as "trolling". I shouldn't have propably done that... but what activated me into rage-mode was when I actually apologized SPIKE and, uh, said a lot of other stuff as well, but SPIKE refused to see my opinions and cold-heartly reverted me. I acted childishly but so did SPIKE. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:48, 2 January, 2014 (UTC)
OK, just saw this. I tried asking who did this on irc but I didn't get any sane answer. I can assure you it wasn't me, I was sleeping already when this happened. I can also promise you that I have absolutely nothing to do with this, I haven't even recomended anyone to do so. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:00, 2 January, 2014 (UTC)
Well, whoever did it, or one of the persons who did it, apparently knows my name. That narrows it down to a select few, and unfortunately, you are amongst that group. Most people here on this site who are on IRC at the same time as me know my real name, and you have lots of friends on there as well, who might think they were defending you by recreating the forum over and over again. I believe you when you say you were sleeping - given the times you are usually on IRC, plus the world clock on my ipad mini, that would be logical. A checkuser indicated that your regular IP was not responsible for the vandalism - this leaves open proxies as a possibility, which means it could be just about anybody. I was more than a little unhappy about the use of my real name in the vandalism and started pointing fingers in IRC (just ask SG1), but now that things have calmed down, I regret that. I know you were just trying to express your opinion on Spike's page, but sometimes he just takes things wrong. Add you to the list of people he doesn't get along with, I guess. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:46, 3 January 2014 (UTC)


I am helping make this article better by cleaning up. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 18:41, 7 January 2014 (UTC)

It's in userspace. As a general rule you don't edit articles in others' userspace, even if you think they need cleaned up. Userspace is a place where you can work on stuff without worrying about other people messing with it. If someone says you can edit articles in their userspace it's ok, but otherwise you probably shouldn't. Cat already explained all that in his edit summary, too, so you shouldn't have had to ask, much less give an unexplained rollback. Unexplained rollbacks like that get another in return. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 19:14, 7 January 2014 (UTC)
I did not know that either! Sorry. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 19:50, 7 January 2014 (UTC)
No worries then. Glad we got it straightened out. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 20:06, 7 January 2014 (UTC)
Thanks Llwy for sorting that out! Saved time for me :P Although MagicBus should have read the edit summary... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:59, 8 January, 2014 (UTC)

aprul flools[edit]

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yo doge[edit]

Cheers ya fuck. <3 --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 02:58, 2 April 2014 (UTC)

Cool song yo, the death of those two guys at the end was pretty cool. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:00, 2 April, 2014 (UTC)
Yo nigga did be symbolic ass sheeeet. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 03:00, 11 April 2014 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!

– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 03:52, 5 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia


OH? Oh-oh. OH hi - Josuketho.pngThe Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of EarthJosuketho.png 13:49, 9 May 2014 (UTC)

It's great to sign and get the beautiful orange notice-box stating I have messages by two different users on my talkpage, only to see that it's WeinribZ and his IP delivering a picture of a koala. So cute <3 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:17, 10 May, 2014 (UTC)
On that note, I think I'll try and excite you with this ultimately pointless message. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 21:40, 10 May 2014 (UTC)


Your topic for the competition is Brazil (Film)

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.


--ShabiDOO 18:05, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

You did it! This year is a record for semi-completed and finished articles. I've been blown away by the humour and creativity of the articles I've so far read! Watch as the scores slowly trick in over the next week here. Hope you enjoyed it god of the jesus loving muslim-jews. --ShabiDOO 05:24, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

Awesome Fucking User Page[edit]

I had notices in my email that you changed your user page, and you changed it for the better. You should keep it with unicorn zombie apocalypse forever. Best user page of the decade. Consider this your prize, Cat. Good job. User:Matthlock/sig2 02:52, 16 July 2014 (UTC)

The unicorn zombie apocalypse is this weird track by Borgore :P the "I *heart* ponies" was added by bizzeebeaver, I should probably change that text-part a bit lol Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:55, 16 July, 2014 (UTC)
I bet you that my little pony collection is bigger than yours Cat!!! --ShabiDOO 17:37, 16 July 2014 (UTC)
How much are you willing to bet Shabs? I want to know how much I'll be owning you before I send the money.. AND TAKE IT ALL BACK, NOBODY has a bigger pony-collection than ME Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:49, 16 July, 2014 (UTC)
Oh yeah? How many blue ones do you have? Huh? --ShabiDOO 03:33, 17 July 2014 (UTC)
More than you could ever afford! Huh?! Whatcha gonna do about that, huh?! Huh?!
I mean... I have 2 blue ones because I dislike blue. Pink is the real shit. How many pinks one do YOU have, huh? HUH? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 07:48, 17 July, 2014 (UTC)

About VFD[edit]

Hello. I tried to get an article into VFD, but the VFD page is protected from editing. The article I tried to nominate was also deleted from the original Uncyclopedia site days ago by its admins. It's really not that funny and the creator added too many sexual jokes making it only fun to the typist and not the reader. There's not even a single joke to be seen. Furthermore, it's "parodying" a fanmade game which...doesn't really exist.

But I am afraid I am doing something wrong by adding the VFD tag. If you open up edits for VFD, I will be more clear in my reasons

Thank you FastSteelVan (talk) 08:57, 21 July 2014 (UTC)

I'll add it for you. Also, you just need to make a few constructive edits and you'll be "autoconfirmed", which will allow you to vote on VFD. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Jul 21 '14 9:22 (UTC)
Ah I'm sorry FastSteelVan, wasn't online this morning but glad bizzee did it for you. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:24, 21 July, 2014 (UTC)

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:48, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Replaces Analysis With Flashy Graphics!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:34, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

My link on IRC[edit]

Astraea bounce.gif

KING CAT NAO???[edit]


Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 19:32, 16 August 2014 (UTC)


I'm recreating this article as I was making a see also list while it was deleted. Well, the link's up there anytime you want to get rid of it again.Everyotherusernamewastaken(get dtf) 12:36, 19 August 2014 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ[edit]

Thumbs up2.jpg

This user created Brazil (film), an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


The UnSignpost
Your #1 source for Cajek ban jokes!

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:40, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper the Whole Family Must Enjoy!

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Not Secretly Controlled By Mordillo, We Swear!

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper 4 out of 5 Dentists Agree On!

Shabidoo's Celestial Objects informal competition...[edit]

Dance the mash bro! on this year. I hope you participate again Last Year's Day's of the week competiton. First come first serve. --ShabiDOO 02:54, 29 September 2014 (UTC)

Competition starts NOW! You have a week. Go here to pick your topic.
Hey. Extending the competition by three days (giving you over three and a half days to get an article ready). :) --ShabiDOO 08:02, 8 October 2014 (UTC)
Ohhhh shit, it seems I did in fact forget something... Sorry, I've been super-busy for lately and last weekend was full of partying and so on, didn't remember I had participated on this >.< I don't think I have time and energy to write an article anymore, even as you gave 3 and a half days. I'm sorry, I hope you didn't extend the time just because of me or anything as I can't write stuff now :c sorry mate Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:42, 8 October, 2014 (UTC)

Hey duder[edit]

Glad you signed up for the competition. Could you please close this and this per user request? Thanks!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 05:00, 29 September 2014 (UTC)

Sorry, I have no idea how to do that >.< nobody taught me yet how to do VFH. Sorry for being a sloppy admin. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:29, 29 September, 2014 (UTC)
Okay. Let's find someone who does :) --ShabiDOO 21:37, 29 September 2014 (UTC)

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Not Secretly Controlled By Mordillo, We Swear!

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit]

The UnSignpost
Because Uncyclopedia is no laughing matter.

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit]

The UnSignpost
Your #1 source for Cajek ban jokes!

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:24, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Time!!![edit]


Happy Monkey has been scratching his coconut sized balls for days almost bursting with anticipation of the competition. Remember...the articles are not judged by which is most likely to be a featured article. 30 points are awarded...10 each for originality, creativity and making you laugh. Don't forget the originality and creativity. You can slightly modify the topic if you wish to put it in a different space (unbooks, unreviews, unpoetry etc). If you have any doubt...ask Shabidoo.

Your topic is:


Good luck and have fun. You have 48 hours from the moment this was posted. Happy monkey has very itchy and blue coconuts to take care of! RAH RAH RAH!!! ShabiDOO 22:58, 31 July 2015 (UTC)



I'm really proud of the way your writing has advanced over the last couple of years. Your showing has improved with each're finding your voice, punching in the humour and writing with clear concepts now. Keep it up my Finnish duderino! Thanks for participating. Next year...first place is in your sights. No go to some icefishing and then fuck a sea-bass in a sauna! ShabiDOO 20:07, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Well done Cat the Colorful! 20:16, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

haha, thanks uncle shabby <3 it's awarding to witness own improvement - being the narcissist I am - and it seems that working on grammar etc actually pays off in such miraculous ways. this year's hmc was also great as always, thanks for the holding/judging/everything! and massive thanks to grammarfegelen, sarah and THS for the judging as well. and yes, I'm off to set the sauna ablaze and wrestle some polar bears now -> Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 20:18, 6 August, 2015 (UTC)
That's our good old token Finnish guy Cat the Colourful. :) User:Matthlock/sig2 21:30, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
:D congrats for the shared second place matthlock! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:49, 7 August, 2015 (UTC)
Like.png Matthlock likes this. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:14, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

The 15 pictures article[edit]

Seeing you're at it, I wanted to let you know that XY007 is an abandonned account of MyOwnBadSelf, so I am not sure he needs this page anymore. Maybe move it to MOBS's userspace and ask him? Also, there's a redirect you left: User:An_article_consisting_of_nothing_but_eighteen_images_of_mustelids. Also, the QVFD page says I am not allowed to archive it, seeing I am neither a poopsmith nor an admin. Would you do it? Or will you supervise me doing it? :) Anton (talk) 15:57, 11 August 2015 (UTC)

Ah I actually thought I might have left an accidental redirect somewhere but soon after forgot about it. Also moved it to MOBS's userspace and I'll have a look on qvfd in just few seconds, thanks Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:06, 11 August, 2015 (UTC)
Thanks! Anton (talk) 16:07, 11 August 2015 (UTC)

You are a true artist[edit]

Why do you say your articles are bad...I read some of them and they're pretty good. The grammar may be a bit off but concept wise they're awesome. Cheers! ^_^ (talk) 22:44, 24 August 2015 (UTC)

Well this certainly isn't something I expected to see when logging in, wow... thank you mysterious IP-person! Really made my day to know that at least has somebody has read any of them and liked them! *sends thousands of heart-emojis* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:03, 25 August, 2015 (UTC)
No need to thank me, I really, truly like your artworks. ^_^ (talk) 21:18, 26 August 2015 (UTC)
Hey guys! Is this the place where all the IPs hang out? (talk) 21:26, 26 August 2015 (UTC)
Definitely that, yes. (talk) 10:38, 27 August 2015 (UTC)
Hello fellow IP's, I love it here. (talk) 10:39, 27 August 2015 (UTC)
Hey man where's your porn stash? I tried looking for it but all I found were these Turmion Kätilöt CDs. And the cases are all sticky for some reason. (talk)
Who needs a porn stash when you've got a solid internet connection? And a handful of NSFW-album covers? Also I'm not creeped at all for people searching my room for porn, not at all, for real, I'm not, completely normal, not creeped. (talk) 13:32, 27 August 2015 (UTC)
IP party! (talk) 21:05, 27 August 2015 (UTC)
Indeed I agree very much. Your writing style has immensely improved over the last few years. ! ShabiDOO 21:41, 28 August 2015 (UTC)

I read some of them and they're pretty good. Leverage (talk) 08:15, 29 August 2015 (UTC)


Thank you very much for deleting my pictures that I posted on QVFD. That old shit was embarrassing and it makes me happy now that it's gone. :) ~I am a golden god! You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. 17:12, 10/14/2015

Don't feed the trolls.[edit]

This peewee guy is clearly a troll and anyone who starts shit by blanking is not here to contribute. also that article is way past 64 hours when it is moved by me.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 05:47, 16 November 2015 (UTC)

Nice picture[edit]

I really like the picture on your user page xD Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 12:05, 10 December 2015 (UTC)


Hey Cat...a second article has been written after no one stood up to me with my totally unfair multiple day extension. Go ahead and finish evaluating the two articles and pick a first and second place. Leave some constructive criticism if you can. ShabiDOO 00:22, 16 December 2015 (UTC)

Wonderful, will get to that as soon as possible! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:12, 16 December, 2015 (UTC)
Thanks a trillion Cat for stepping up and judgery-ing the rest! Very nice of you to volunteer your time (and constructive reviews at that).
I hereby present you with the chocolate ninja star Chocolate Ninjastar.jpg
ShabiDOO 19:40, 12 January 2016 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?[edit]

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:39, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Fuck you for doing what you just did[edit]




At here's the bigger ban. Leverage (talk) 18:59, 23 September 2016 (UTC)

Vote, Please?[edit]


I don't know if you remember me or not, but I used to be honorable Uncyclopedia editor back before the spork separated into a spoon and fork. My account as Why do I need to provide this? here is apparently tied to some old email I no longer use. I verified I'm the same person over at the spoon as you can see if you check my account there (I verified it there because there's a person or two there who know me IRL).

I'm trying to copy/paste my old user page into my new account, but I keep getting all sorts of warnings that I'm a threat to national security or something. Any way I can do this? (I'm posting this to both Cat the Colourful and Zombiebaron as those and Kip the Dip are the active admins I recognize. Cat once gave me a cookie, and Zombiebaron gave me one of my undead love slaves (or maybe that was just a dream). Father Alden Loveshade, humble rector of the University of Our Lady of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  05:07, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

Roza took care of it for me! Father Alden Loveshade, humble rector of the University of Our Lady of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  06:12, 5 June 2018 (UTC)
Also I took care of myself doing this. Father Alden Loveshade, humble rector of the University of Our Lady of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  22:43, 18 June 2018 (UTC)