I've been a member of Uncyclopedia for over 5 years, as evidenced by the userbox below. I'm returning now, and I want to do something funny before I leave, if I even do leave. The question is, what'll it be? Here are the articles I wrote in the meantime.
Also I'm known as breakingbad on IRC. I was an op on there for a few days. Watch as I say nothing for a days at a time.