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Hello everyone and very happy upcoming New Year! We haven't awarded Top 3 of the Month this year I am well aware, but Top 10 of 2014 shouldn't be missed, considering how many brilliant articles have been featured in the past 362 days. So pick up the ones you like the most (all 2014 features are listed here) and nominate them below! Anton (talk) 14:52, 28 December 2014 (UTC)

Entries

=== [[Name of the article you would like to nominate]] ===
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Antiques Road Rage Show

Score: 1
(Featured: 20 October)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. RAHB 21:41, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

Bread machine

Score: 0
(Featured: 13 June)


The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668)

Score: 3
(Featured: 31 July)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Anton (talk) 17:53, 28 December 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 07:02, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. -RAHB 21:38, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

Ebola

Score: 1
(Featured: 6 October)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Anton (talk) 17:53, 28 December 2014 (UTC)

Ernest Hemingway

Score: 5
(Featured: 30 March)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Anton (talk) 17:53, 28 December 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 4 January 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg I read this article long ago. I laughed at this article. I enjoyed the self-reference. I liked it before it was cool. That makes me a hipster. I will vote "For" on this. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 04:44, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:20, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. -RAHB 21:38, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

Food

Score: 1
(Featured: 28 May)
  1. ShabiDOO 19:41, 1 January 2015 (UTC)

God Hates Fags

Score: 1
(Featured: 3 September)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 4 January 2015 (UTC)

Glory hole

Score: 1
(Featured: 29 August)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 4 January 2015 (UTC)

Humans

Score: 1
(Featured: 25 August)
  1. ShabiDOO 19:41, 1 January 2015 (UTC)

Jizzlam

Score: 3
(Featured: 21 December)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 4 January 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I don't like banging my own drum so often, but after what happened at Charlie Hebdo I feel there needs to be at least one satire about Islam in the top ten (the song is equally as worthy). --Nikau (talk) 12:53, 7 January 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. --ShabiDOO 08:28, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

Melbourne

Score: 3
(Featured: 17 October)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Anton (talk) 17:53, 28 December 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 06:30, 2 January 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 4 January 2015 (UTC)

My Week Without Porn

Score: 8
(Featured:14th July)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?)
    Okay, I will genuinely break down and cry if this isn't on the list. It is clearly one of the funniest of 2014, if not the very funniest. --~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 19:57, 23 January 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg RAHB - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 14:38, 27 January 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Again, hats off to Mr. Rob (last name will be revealed later) for taking my wildcard premise above and beyond my expectations of the hilarity. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 04:56, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:13, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Fuck yeah. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:37, 30 January, 2015 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg None of the articles gave me a laugh like the eldritch abominations i made but i just vote for this anyway...--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 17:04, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. -RAHB 21:38, 1 February 2015 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Because the title contained the word porn. hehuuehuheuehuehuehuehue. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:24, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection

Score: 3
(Featured: 22 September)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 4 January 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Quite short but the concept was just so beautiful. Btw a few months after this was featured my brother got back into yu gi oh so I got a chance to see all their funny names again: my current favourite is "D.D. Warrior Lady". --EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 22:38, 4 January 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. --ShabiDOO 08:28, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

New Age

Score: 1
(Featured: 3 June)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. RAHB 21:41, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

Newport Cigarettes because fuck yeah I'm drunk let's have some fun

Score: 1
(Featured: 1 September)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. RAHB 21:41, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

Nirvana

Score: 3
(Featured: 9 December)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 4 January 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Talk Mattsnow 17:56, 21 January 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 06:46, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

Nouvelle cuisine

Score: 2
(Featured: 28 September)
  1. ShabiDOO 19:41, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 4 January 2015 (UTC)

Patch Adams

Score: 1
(Featured: 5 April)
  1. ShabiDOO 19:25, 1 January 2015 (UTC)

Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors

Score: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Coming back for a second just to stroke my own vanity. Anton (talk) 17:14, 22 January 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. This story was quite the roller coaster. Amusing throughout, I enjoyed this perspective of a crazed and truly messed-up world as seen through the eyes of an innocent child, only to have the carpet swept from under my feet at the end when we find out.....Well, I'm not going to give much away. I want the rest of you to read and vote. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 05:29, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. It made for an entertaining read. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:10, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. --ShabiDOO 08:28, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

Solar flares

Score: 1
(Featured: 24 October)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 4 January 2015 (UTC)

The Speck of Dust Next to My Keyboard

Score: 2
(Featured: 2 February)
  1. ShabiDOO 19:41, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg I can't tell if that's a "For" vote or not, Shabs. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 04:53, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

The unusual hamstring pain fat people get when they sexual role play as babies, and how to cure it

Score: 1
(Featured: 4 September)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. -RAHB 21:45, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

Tour de France

Score: 3
(Featured: 24 January)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Talk Mattsnow 17:56, 21 January 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 06:45, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. --ShabiDOO 08:28, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

UnBooks:Aesop's Tables

Score: 4
(Featured: 24 August)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Anton (talk) 14:58, 28 December 2014 (UTC)
  2. ShabiDOO 19:41, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:12, 30 January 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:43, 30 January, 2015 (UTC)

UnBooks:Holmes On Homes

Score: 3
(Featured: 14 August)
  1. ShabiDOO 19:25, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.--EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 12:26, 4 January 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 04:55, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

UnBooks:Mr. Happy's Bible Primer

Score: 0
(Featured: 12 November)

UnBooks:My Pal Stanley Kubrick

Score: 1
(Featured: 9 February)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Anton (talk) 14:58, 28 December 2014 (UTC)

UnBooks:My school day

Score: 1
(Featured: 15 January)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 4 January 2015 (UTC)

UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy

Score: 1
(Featured: 20 May)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. -RAHB 21:45, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

UnNews:Local grandfather won't just accept alien overlords

Score: 1
(Featured: 30 October)

UnPoetia:Tao Te Ching

Score: 1
(Featured: 25 June)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. -RAHB 21:45, 1 February 2015 (UTC)

UnTunes:Do Islamic State Know It's Christmas?

Score: 2
(Featured: 25 December)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Anton (talk) 17:53, 28 December 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:32, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

UnTunes:Imagine No Taxes

Score: 1
(Featured: 14 September)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. -RAHB 21:45, 1 February 2015 (UTC)