User talk:Anton199

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Re: Your rewrites

Thank you fpor the compliments. Now, I'll admit, a lot of my rewrites involve:

• Cutting down on jokes I feel are unfunny.
• Adding back content from old revisions of the page that I thought were worth keeping.
• Merging content from articles that have unnecessary multiple versions.

I'm not much of an "original comedy writer" - more like an editor.--EpicWinner (talk) 20:04, 14 August 2015 (UTC)

IRC

As far as I'm aware, it's this that got you banned. Specifically the part where you pinged everybody. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 17:47, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

Ok, well, sorry. I wanted to see if I could stir up activity, seeing there was almost no one. But that was two days ago. As far as I am aware I was blocked yesterday. Then I successfully connected this morning and then I'm re-blocked this evening, even though I didn't do anything. Is there another reason? If not, can I be unblocked? Anton (talk) 17:54, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

Unbanned. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 17:59, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

Thanks! Anton (talk) 18:00, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

Jimmy Carter vs. Mr. Peanut

On this article, should the subject be referred to more as "Mr. Peanut" or "Jimmy Carter"? I have to admit, the former might seem lame at first, but it actually made me laugh out loud, because it's just so surreal. Still, the joke might get tired after a while.--EpicWinner (talk) 20:28, 27 August 2015 (UTC)

Please move your Jimmy Carter content to a new article. The Mr. Peanut article is a satire of Jimmy Carter in lieu of an actual 'Jimmy Carter' article, they are not to be merged. Thanks! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 12:27, 1 September 2015

Your Freemason article...

Is actually pretty good. I wanted to expand it but it's in your userspace, so I sporked it for here. I know that's so unlegal. I hope you don't mind. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:30, 19 October 2015

Oh, hi Zana! I haven't visited uncy in a while... Thanks very much! I still have plenty of ideas, I'll have to check it. How about a collaboration? Anton (talk) 12:17, 25 October 2015 (UTC)

Still ever do the USP?   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:23 11.10.15

Oh. Whoops. I wandered off soon after replying to Zana and have never come back until now... No, not really :) Although I have plenty of great memories about it! Anton (talk) 20:12, 8 May 2016 (UTC)

Echo

Hey Anton, where are you?--Abacab (talk) 11:47, 6 May 2016 (UTC)

EpicWinner!! Hi, how are you doing? Visited today to check out an article and saw you left me a message on recent changes, what a coincidence! Where I am? In France, trying to get ready for a uni entrance exams. What about you? I can't promise that, but I might return briefly to finish an article or two, but unfortunately or fortunately too many things are going on IRL (one of them being the preparation of a senior prank). Anton (talk) 20:19, 6 May 2016 (UTC)

Doing good. I was wondering: you and ScottPat wrote some great articles at the spoon. Would it be possible for you to bring any of them over, like the EU article (to replace our rather boring European Borders article)? Do you need his permission, or do you also have the "rights" to that article?--Abacab (talk) 21:15, 6 May 2016 (UTC)

Yeah, my memory about how things used to work here tells me we need to ask ScottPat, but also that he might be reticent. I don't think he likes the idea of bringing pages over. If you want, I can try writing something in my spare time, especially since I've become interested in how the EU handles refugee crisis, but then, once again, not sure I can promise anything. I've just looked at the list of questions they might ask me for the admission oral and I can't answer half of them (and the rest I don't even understand). If you want, we can collaborate, by the way. Anton (talk) 16:42, 7 May 2016 (UTC)

"to replace our rather boring European Borders article)?"

Thanks for the open criticism Abacab. Classy. Also...why did you copy sentences (some word for word) from my Apple article into your new version of the Apple Inc. one? ShabiDOO 00:17, 8 May 2016 (UTC)

Sorry, no offence. I thought the borders article was supposed to be a placeholder or something. Your articles are usually great, don't get me wrong, but that one seemed kinda weird and aimless to me.

The reason I sporked your sentences into the (non-FA) Apple Inc. article was to improve that article somewhat.--Abacab (talk) 00:28, 8 May 2016 (UTC)

Shab is here and he won't even say hi to me (on my own talkpage)?? Anton (talk) 20:11, 8 May 2016 (UTC)

Thanks for your opinion Abacab. There will be no replacing of the article "European Borders". You can write endless new EU articles with various names. Or you can nominate my article on VFD if you think it's worthy of trash.

Hi Anton. ShabiDOO 16:59, 13 May 2016 (UTC)

Idea

So, I've got an idea on an article for us to collaborate on. It's an article on the Millennials. If the Boomers have an article then hey, why not us?

Be sure to throw out ideas.--Abacab (talk) 00:23, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:24, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Vote please

Forum:VOTE Top 10 of 2015   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:53 7.01.16

Welcome!

Hi Anton, welcome to the .co site, hope you stay forever because we really need good writers around here. ~ Kakun · talk 03:15, 7 March 2019 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:27, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

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