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Welcome!!![edit source]

"I have awaited this - the day you would come..."
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia!
Cat the Colourful Cat.png Oh, hello, Anton199, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place...

Umm... Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly.

Stop laughing.

When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the (Button sig.png) button. It's important to know who talks and when someone talks. If you don't, you'll feel the consequences.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Anton199/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn't get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others.

If you're still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don't forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoption program in the world.

So, again, welcome!

Also, you are THAT Anton from the wikiaside? Right? Well, welcome here too mate. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:48, 4 July, 2013 (UTC)

Well, thank you! I am THAT Anton. Although I will still be very active on the other Uncyclopedia, I decided to begin contributing here a bit. Anton (talk) 13:51, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

Cool Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:52, 4 July, 2013 (UTC)

It is. Wanted to ask you whether Sir Peasewhizz is gone or not from this site. Anton (talk) 13:57, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

He's been gone for a while, I don't know what happened. Or then he is not. I saw him two days ago. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:59, 4 July, 2013 (UTC)

I wanted to do some Pee Reviews and saw that there is a request for the article Phone sex, while it is already featured. Can I remove the demand? Anton (talk) 14:01, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

Mmmm... I, uh. I don't know. You should ask the one who put it in there? I no know Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:04, 4 July, 2013 (UTC)

I asked him. Don't know if he'll respond. Anton (talk) 14:19, 4 July 2013 (UTC)

Just thought you should know...[edit source]

...that the UnSignpost thing at the top of this page is useless. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 15:29 4 July 2013

Thanks for your comment but does it mean that there is no UnSignpost anymore? Anton (talk) 16:37, 4 July 2013 (UTC)
I happens about once per month. RAHB and I are a little lazy... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 18:01 4 July 2013
Then why is the template useless? If you need help, when I find out about what is going on here, I will begin writing articles for UnSignpost. Anton (talk) 19:59, 4 July 2013 (UTC)
You would really do that? Great! I'm sure you can find out everything by taking a peek at the forums, recent changes and IRC. Also, once a month may have been an exaggeration. It is more like three since March. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:10 4 July 2013
I will do it this week. Anton (talk) 20:14, 4 July 2013 (UTC)
heheh, Anton's been here only for a day and is already helping us out on USP. /) Keep us the same stuff Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:37, 5 July, 2013 (UTC)
I'll also be able to get back to working on it again when I get home this weekend. Hey now, this is quite some editorial staff building up :D -RAHB 01:45, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
I will write an article or two sometime today. But should I put it in the press room? Anton (talk) 06:47, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Put it anywhere we can find it, as long as it's happening, we don't really care where. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:49 6 July 2013

IRC[edit source]

Before you get on the IRC (Uncyclopedia:Chat), you should know that it's pretty random. Watch out for Mr-ex777, who has a tendancy to be... less than helpful. Also, you'll probably get jokebanned, so don't freak out about that. If you need any help in irc, flag "MangaKaDenza", or "Denza242" down. Allright? Any more questions can be put on my talkpage. Enjoy the fork! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 01:53, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Thank you for your comment. However, I am not really planning to visit it. Well, maybe I will just read it and not write anything. Anton (talk) 05:57, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Beware though, it's a little weird... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:01 6 July 2013
Well, after what Denza said, I have the worst expectations. Anton (talk) 06:47, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Good. Expect the unexpected. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:50 6 July 2013
I surely will. Anton (talk) 06:52, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
I have problems with it, I think I am connected but I don't know what is happening, I have never been to a chatroom like this before.... Anton (talk) 10:35, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Have you got an IRC client? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 11:49 6 July 2013
No, I am very confused about how you actually use the chat. Anton (talk) 11:54, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
First, get an IRC client. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:00 6 July 2013
I am really ignorant and I don't know what it is, anyway I won't do it now as I have to write an article for the newspaper. I have done a big cleaning-up in the press room, as you might have noticed. Anton (talk) 12:25, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Sounds good. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:38 6 July 2013
I have written the article there. Do we have a draft of the new issue? Anton (talk) 12:53, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Here: Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20130606. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 13:06 6 July 2013
Isn't it finished? Anton (talk) 13:19, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Sorry, thats done, this is one we didn't finish: User:IFYMB!/Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20130627. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 13:26 6 July 2013
I placed it inside. Do you really want to have the block log there? I don't think it is that funny. I can replace it with top VFH competitors, etc. Anton (talk) 13:34, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, good idea. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 13:36 6 July 2013
The IRC log is also full of swearing and is not that funny. Do you want to leave it? Anton (talk) 14:03, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, I'll find some better stuff. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:03 6 July 2013
Ok. What about the PLS article that you wanted to make but did not. If the PLS is finished, then the readers will probably want to hear the results. Anton (talk) 14:05, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
The result's are here: Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:07 6 July 2013
I will look through them and can even create the article. Anton (talk) 14:09, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Thanks Anton. Also, the two best article's have already been featured, if you want to mention that... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:15 6 July 2013
Ok. I will. Are there any other contributors except for you and me? Anton (talk) 14:20, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
But it dates back to May. And you did not talk about that in the last June's UnSignpost? Anton (talk) 14:24, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, but it took the judges a very long time to judge. Contributers are usually RAHB and always Zombiebaron who does Ask Zombiebaron. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:28 6 July 2013
But did RAHB do anything this time? Anton (talk) 14:29, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
No, not this time. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:41 6 July 2013
Than I will not put his name today. Anton (talk) 14:51, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Sure, but we don't usally do that. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 15:02 6 July 2013
Ready to publish? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 15:42 6 July 2013
If it doesn't bother you much, can you, please, deliver it to the laat 26 people and I can do it to the first 26? It is ready. Anton (talk) 16:52, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Okay, sounds good. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:07 6 July 2013
I will deliver it to myself and you will tell me if it is fine or not. Anton (talk) 17:08, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Thank you for editing the red link on my userpage! I created it because I provide the link to it in the UnSignpost. So can I begin the delivery? Anton (talk) 17:35, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Ah, I had to move it out of my Userspace. Sorry if you were confused. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 18:21 6 July 2013
That's fine but I almost finished delivering and I out the same template as on my own page (next section). But the fact that I am delivering an UnSignpost from your userspace, does not harm the users, does it? I finished my part of delivery anyway. Anton (talk) 18:44, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Doing my delivery now. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:29 7 July 2013
Well done! Anton (talk) 11:56, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
We worked quite well together. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:16 7 July 2013
We did. You want to collaborate again? Anton (talk) 12:29, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
Definatly. I've got a couple of ideas in my head at the moment. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:46 7 July 2013
Ok. I hope you will share them with me someday. Anton (talk) 14:10, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
How about today? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:11 7 July 2013
You can just give me the ideas but I probably won't have time to work on them anymore today. Anton (talk) 14:34, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
UnReviews:Ecudorian Embassy, UnBooks:A Day in the Life of Julian Assange, unicorn burger and UnScripts:Snowden tapped phone call. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:43 7 July 2013
Good. I have never written an UnScripts before and would like to do it. I think, I will be able to next week. Anton (talk) 16:55, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit source]

And enjoy the news! Anton (talk) 17:08, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

What derpyy thinks of you in IRC[edit source]

<derpyy> Anton is not is creeping me a a difference between SPIKE and is gay on fuckbook

I had nothing to do with that. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:34, 6 July 2013 (UTC) WTHIT? Anton (talk) 18:35, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Also this:
<derpyy> Anton is a is mental support groups, a big Dick medication which Italian SPIKE like this one
Its a markovian bot, it spits out random profanity based on chat. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:38, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
And where is the text abailable? Anton (talk) 18:43, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
IRC, try the webclient in Uncyclopedia:Chat. Its the third option. Or, get hexchat, or (Firefox only) Chatzilla. For the latter two, type /server irc.freenode.net , then /join #uncyclopedia . --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:46, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
^^^^^^^^^^^. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 18:47 6 July 2013
Ok, I will visit ot maybe. And so I delivered the UnSignpost successfully, although I should check if I hadn't done any spelling mistakes (like on your talk page - unsingpost). I wanted to ask if I am supposed to deliver it manually like I did or if there is some bit that does it for you. Sorry, if it is a stupid question. Anton (talk) 20:38, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
We usually get a bot to do it. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:12 6 July 2013
By the way, thank you for changing the UnSignpost templates I put. I have no idea about how you make the bot do it. Anton (talk) 07:03, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
Just ask it. The bot is: Cap'n Sock Monkey. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 07:08 7 July 2013
Ok. Anton (talk) 07:09, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

Lol, UnSingPost[edit source]

Heh, a error here or there is fine I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 22:08, 6 July 2013 (UTC)(No hard feelings)

I noticed it and changed it on every talk page. Didn't I do it on your? Anton (talk) 07:01, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
Did I correct the mistke? By the way, thanks for voting for me on the NotM. Anton (talk) 10:05, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

Could you...[edit source]

...Pee Review - Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Syrup thieves caught? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 07:22 7 July 2013

I will try to. Thanks for putting the NotM template on my page. Is it Frosty who nominated me? Anton (talk) 10:04, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, he like's you on the wikia. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:05 7 July 2013
Ok. I don't know if it stupid or not, but how do you ask the bot, do you just post a request on the talk page? I just wanted to know this for future. Anton (talk) 10:08, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, just ask on the talk page. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:15 7 July 2013
Ok. Actually, don't you think that I won the "indenting game", as I was the last person to indent my comment more and it is not possible to do it even more? Anton (talk) 10:25, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
No. Look up. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:30 7 July 2013
The review is done. Anton (talk) 14:11, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
Thanks. I'm gonna nom it for VFH. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:44 7 July 2013
You can and I will vote for it. But do you agree with my comments? Anton (talk) 16:54, 7 July 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, but there was no source. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:55 7 July 2013
No source at all? But you can find something connected to your article and pretend that it was a source. Anton (talk) 17:07, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

Could you... Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Man uses potatoes to test wi-fi? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:29 9 July 2013

Isn't it Funnybony's stuff? Anton (talk) 06:48, 10 July 2013 (UTC)
Nope, mine. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:53 10 July 2013
Done! Anton (talk) 14:20, 10 July 2013 (UTC)
Thanks, you are a star!! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:15 10 July 2013
You are welcome! :-) Anton (talk) 20:05, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

Do you think[edit source]

...that I am allowed to transport all my articles from the uncyclowiki here? Is does bot concern the project or the question of reuniting, this is just because I have written stuff and want to have it here. Anton (talk) 12:14, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

The Beatles[edit source]

One of the best bands in the world baby! User:MagicBus/sig3 12:17, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

It is! Are you their fan also? Anton (talk) 12:34, 8 July 2013 (UTC)

Quick brown fox[edit source]

Hey man, if you're going to do that thing, it'd be good if you'd move the page to the new location, instead of blanking it without leaving a redirect and copy-pasting the content onto the new location. The second way doesn't attribute the original author in the edit history and it's also just messy. I'd hope you could do the same thing with the idea to import content from uncyclowikia, instead of copy-pasting content over, using the "import" function which imports the edit history of the page entirely over so that credit is given and things are cleaner and more manageable. Thanks. -RAHB 07:33, 11 July 2013 (UTC)

Ok, sorry. I don't know why but there was no move button this time with the quick brown fox article and so I had to import the content itself only. The old blanked page is on QVFD now and will disappear soon. Anton (talk) 08:44, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
Oh, you already fixed this, thanks! Anton (talk) 08:48, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
No worries, thought it might have been something like that. If the move button doesn't show up again ask an admin and we'll take a look at it. -RAHB 09:30, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
Ok. Anton (talk) 10:32, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
Wanted to ask you about importing stuff from uncyclowiki: should I also use the move button? Isn't it going to delete the content from the other iste and just leave a redirect? Anton (talk) 15:38, 12 July 2013 (UTC)
Nah, you can't use the move button between wikis, silly :P
What you want to do is go to the export page on the wikia site, export the page you want into a file (and make sure to uncheck the box that says "Include only the current revision, not the full history"). Then, knowing where the file is, go to the import page here, and press the button to browse for the file that was saved to your system, and upload that, where it should upload to the proper page name with the history in tact. Voila! -RAHB 22:59, 12 July 2013 (UTC)
Thanks! Anton (talk) 09:25, 13 July 2013 (UTC)
Wait, can non-admins import stuff here? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jul 17 '13 1:25 (UTC)
Evidently not...bollocks. -RAHB 07:12, 17 July 2013 (UTC)

Hey, just noticed[edit source]

I've seen a few times that your edits have deleted people's talk-page comments, and VFH votes. I'm guessing this is accidental, but just watch out for that sort of thing in the future. Deleting those kinds of things are generally frowned upon. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  07:54, 12 July 2013 (UTC)

What he said. You can edit when you just press (undo) and whatnot. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 09:16, 12 July 2013 (UTC)
I have never done it on purpose and never noticed that I actually did it accidentally. I don't know why it happens as I try not to delet anything when I add comments. Anyway, thank you for noticing this and I will be more carefuk next time! Anton (talk) 15:37, 12 July 2013 (UTC)
Wait, it just happened: I deleted what Denza said. But I really I did not press the delete button, I think the text got lost when I pressed "edit". Anton (talk) 15:55, 12 July 2013 (UTC)
What browser are you using? And other stuff. The lack of move button and fact that this has happened before as a bug lead me to believe there's a software problem somewhere. -RAHB 22:56, 12 July 2013 (UTC)
I am actually using an iPad most often. Maybe it is because of this... Anton (talk) 07:37, 13 July 2013 (UTC)
Ah, that's very possible. There've been issues like that with the mobile site before. The thing with the removing of content seems to be that only a certain amount of content is recognized or something like that. I think. Maybe. I don't actually know very much about how those sorts of things work. Best to just always double check for now I guess. And maybe report it as a bug if it's not already listed. -RAHB 09:02, 13 July 2013 (UTC)
Ok. Now I will always double-check.Anton (talk) 09:24, 13 July 2013 (UTC)

Just noticed you joined[edit source]

Welcome to the new Uncyclopedia and all that. Saw you working around on the old site, and I'm glad to have you around here. I'd stick around and compliment you for working on the UnSignpost and being generally helpful, but I'm too busy. You'll have to accept this salmon, instead. Oh, fudge. I ate it already. I can let you smell my breath, instead. That work for you? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jul 17 '13 1:28 (UTC)

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, IT'S A TRAP! RUN! RUUUUUUN!!!
BearEatingSalmon.jpg
He wants you to get close so he can eat you! Don't smell his breath!!! The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  04:12, 17 July 2013 (UTC)





Now I am far away. Anton (talk) 13:57, 1 August 2013 (UTC)

Revert[edit source]

Unfortunately the USP is going to change to look more like the Wikipedia Signpost. This is because the USP looks like unmitigated crap. But you are more than welcome to write an USP story about the new USP design to prevent confusing our readers with the dramatic change. Additionally, most admins will ban you for reverting them. If you have an issue with an admin's decision please don't revert it but take it up on a talk page. Godspeed! --EMC [TALK] 16:59 Jul 31 2013

Sorry, I wanted to leave a message on your talk page about that but ... forgot. I just think that the new format has its own inconveniences whilst the original USP was designed for being placed on the talk page (for example, folds itself). In addition to that, you left out two boxes (Ask Zombiebaron and IFYMB! mystery) which were present in the old version of this issue. But I thought about this after and decided that your format is actually very good and now I think that I was wrong to revert you. Anton (talk) 07:57, 1 August 2013 (UTC)
I am afraid there is nothing I can do for the current issue of the USP right now. By the way, after even more reflections I think that the format is great and so I suggested to borrow it on the uncyclowikia (if you have nothing against plagiarism). Anton (talk) 13:56, 1 August 2013 (UTC)
Why it would be plagiarism? Uncyclopedia is a parody of wikipedia, and, you see, wikipedia seems to use the same format :) It's a shock you already haven't updated. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:05, 1 August, 2013 (UTC)
Feel free to use it per what Cat said. I am still working out some kinks with this new format but it should be ready to publish tonight. And many thanks for your contributions and concern for our beloved UnSignpost. --EMC [TALK] 20:34 Aug 3 2013

You are welcome! Anton (talk) 22:03, 3 August 2013 (UTC)


NotM[edit source]

And so I am the NotM? Thank you, everyone, for voting for me and nominating me! I really appreciate that! Anton (talk) 10:01, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper 4 out of 5 Dentists Agree On!


Anton (talk) 14:15, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

Moo[edit source]

Vote yes. Forum:Forest Fire Week 3.14: Reloaded. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:03, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

Take a look...[edit source]

at this - Forum:Start Imperial Colonization again!. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:56, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

Thank you, I will! Anton (talk) 18:06, 23 September 2013 (UTC)
Puppy and I think it would be a good idea to create a special USP to advertise IC starting again. You wanna help? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:33, 24 September 2013 (UTC)
I wanna but I maybe cannot. I will try to tomorrow or on Friday. Anton (talk) 18:28, 25 September 2013 (UTC)

NoTM[edit source]

You got NoTM a while ago, but never got on the main page. Luckily, I embarassed RAHB into recapping everyone Uncyc missed on the IRC. He needs to put me on too.. figgycity50 and his talk! Hooray! 18:38, 14 December 2013 (UTC)

Hi! As far as I know, I am not an article (and would not like to become one). But maybe you have introduced a completely new idea (about displaying competition winners on the main page)! Thank you for your concern! Anton (talk) 08:19, 16 December 2013 (UTC)
Newfags can't find where the main page-presentation of the winners of NoTM and Uncyclopedian of the Month are...
..sorry, that's just too rude :c It isn't a new idea Anton, it's been here forever. I got mine back in 2010 too. Scroll the front-page a bit down Anton and you'll find the small award-section which was last updated July 2013 before RAHB updated it again. Go check it out and you'll see it! If you don't, get glasses or something. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:29, 17 December, 2013 (UTC)
Oh, ok! Anton (talk) 18:53, 18 December 2013 (UTC)

Hello Mr. Anton, and a favor in the request basket[edit source]

Hi. I can't upload images here, there is a glitch in my program somewhere. Can you do me a big favor and upload the first image in the wikia article "James Bevel's face in a cloud" and haul it over here. Maybe copy off the description box as well. Thanks, and happy everything to you. Aleister 16:58 9-2-14

I think I got it. Sorry Anton, preempted you. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 19:23, 9 Feb 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Thank you Llwy, most appreciated. I will ask Anton to do the last one once I get it placed and organized, and I hope that he is at the Olympics (or competing in them) as I write! Aleister 19:25 9-2-14
p.s. in fact, here it is here. Bringing 'er over to our side will be a big help, and a transformational and educational use of the picture! Thanks! http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Cloudface4a.jpg Aleister 19:35 9-2-14
Is it fine like that? Thank you for all the wishes, but unfortunately I cannot see the Olympics in Sochi, as I am nowhere close. By the way, did you know that people say that the money that went into the event could save seven countries from economical crisis? And thank you, Llwy, for doing the first part of the job! Anton (talk) 20:47, 9 February 2014 (UTC)
That's it! Thank you very much. I haven't watched much of the Olympics, not my thing - at least the winter variety. I guess most of the snow is fake, or at least human-created. But people seem to like this Olympics, so hopefully everyone stays happy. Thanks again!! Aleister 20:57 9-2-14
The games in Sydney 2000 actually ended up making a net profit, and had long term ramifications that in part shielded the country from the worst of the GFC. Sadly the other long-term issue is that it significantly increased the cost of housing in that city, due to a large short term need, but the cost factor has not stabilised anywhere near what it should have. This has had knock-on effects in all other major cities. So while as an overall the financial status of the city looks better on paper, the actual impact has been to widen the gap between the higher and lower economic classes, and caused significant increased living costs for those that are unable to afford it. (Average rent to net income ratio increased from roughly 30% in mid 90's to now exceeding 35%.) There are other financial factors involved in that as well - government grants to home owners not means tested being one - but it's interesting point in relationship to economic impact of the O games.
Of course, I still think Atlanta stole the summer games from Melbourne (or possibly Athens) due to substantial corruption involving the IOC and Coca-cola Amitil in 1992. Not that I'm paranoid at all, of course. Nominally Humane! 09:54 09 Feb
You are an expert in this, aren't you? I think that in Russia, the gap between the lower and the higher economic classes is already pretty good. Anton (talk) 17:43, 10 February 2014 (UTC)

Rollback script[edit source]

Have you tested it here? I've imported your script, but joys of iphone mean I can't test it until browser cache clears itself (unless I want to kill all my cache, which I don't want to do). Nominally Humane! 09:42 09 Feb

Yes, I have. I made some rollbacks of several unpatrolled recent changes just for the sake of giving the user whom I undid a change summary. No, I am joking, this was not the only reason. Anton (talk) 17:44, 10 February 2014 (UTC)
Wait, are you sure it should say "window.furry" in the common.js? I don't know anything about javascript, so you are probably right. Anton (talk) 17:49, 10 February 2014 (UTC)
Yes - or no -, (though I know you didn't ask me) it should probably say 'window.anton199' because 'furry' probably refers to Furry because it's his script, and hence won't do for you what it's supposed to do for Furry. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 20:20, 10 Feb 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
That's just that Pup put Furry in his one... Anton (talk) 07:44, 11 February 2014 (UTC)

Nobody cares about this article[edit source]

Geez, so you just went and saved an article nominated for quick deletion? Nice job, really nice! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 20:00, 22 February, 2014 (UTC)

What Cat said. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 20:01, 22 Feb 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Thanks! Anton (talk) 12:42, 23 February 2014 (UTC)
Do you have any suggestions on how to make it better? Anton (talk) 16:43, 23 February 2014 (UTC)
Not on my end really, no...it's pretty good as it is. It's got a few tiny grammar issues, and it seems almost serious to me rather than funny, but that's not especially helpful, is it? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 18:03, 23 Feb 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Well, it actually is. Anton (talk) 10:42, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
Are there any particular points that sound too serious? I tried rewriting certain parts and I don't know what the effect is. Anton (talk) 11:14, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
I, personally, don't have any problems with the article, it doesn't have that much super hilarious jokes but it's sort of tragicomical and the story is well written. Serious article like this really works in a fun way, you know. And the edits you made to it made it way better and deeper! Well done, I personally really like this. Being a story, do you consider moving it to the UnBooks-name space? That's what I'd do but it's up to you. But really nice work there Anton! :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:47, 24 February, 2014 (UTC)
Ok. I'll try. It looks like my move button has disappeared... Anton (talk) 16:23, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
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I eat apples with Mike Tyson.





Cmon, you can't tell me you didn't laugh at that. al

How can you laugh at shock articles? I am still shivering... Anton (talk) 18:18, 11 March 2014 (UTC)
I wonder who the white guy is. He looks familiar but I can't place him. Mike Tyson though, he's famous. Did you know that in the last ten years or so the heavyweight title holders, the Ukrainian guys (ones trying to run the country now) have hardly been mentioned or promoted in America, which is self-absorbed about its own citizens. And yay, good luck in the Crimea, seriously, you guys should have that for sure. Was Nikita drunk when he gave it away? (I talked to his son a few years ago). e.e. aleister
It's hard to sign documents when you are drunk. Anton (talk) 18:29, 11 March 2014 (UTC)

I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT, BUT YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!![edit source]

HIYA ANTON ,ISN'T TALKING IN ALL CAPS ANNOYING?? I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF MOVING YOUR DRIBBLE FROM MY TALKPAGE TO YOURS, YOU SEE I AM NOT HUMAN YOU STRIKE ME AS SOMEONE WHO HAS TO HAVE THE LAST WORD ON EVERYTHING, MOST SOCIOPATHS ARE, SINCE THIS DISCUSSION IS NOW POSTED ON YOUR TALKPAGE INSTEAD OF MINE YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE LAST WORDS YOU WANT HERE WHERE I CAN IGNORE THEM IN PERFECT BLISS. NOW PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP, STAY OFF MY TALKPAGE, OUR CONVERSATION IS OVER. PS HERE'S THE RAW CODE TO MY SIGNATURE COPYPASTED

'''''[[User:Madclaw|<span style="color: #ff8c00;">Madclaw</span>]]''''' '''[http://darthipedia.com/wiki/User:Madclaw @]''' <sup>[[User talk:Madclaw|<span style="color: #ff8c00;">'''''talk'''''</span>]]</sup>

Oh dear oh dear can we stop please? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 21:48, 15 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Rabble goes here[edit source]

I understand that I should have never persisted. But everyone has his own problems and what makes the most angry, is when a person avoids a message which was not intended to hurt him and which needed an answer. It was not about respecting a policy or anything: I expressed what I felt - something bothered me and I asked Madclaw if that could be fixed. The answer was "Men and Meh". I apologise for what I did, anyway, Madclaw. Anton (talk) 21:46, 15 March 2014 (UTC)
And I thought it was me who was annoyed. You didn't owe me a no, but I asked you for one and avoiding the subject is just impolite. This was what annoyed me the most. Anton (talk) 21:36, 15 March 2014 (UTC)

'''''[[User:Madclaw|<span style="color: #ff8c00;">Madclaw</span>]]''''' '''[http://darthipedia.com/wiki/User:Madclaw @]''' <sup>[[User talk:Madclaw|<span style="color: #ff8c00;">'''''talk'''''</span>]]</sup>

Retired?[edit source]

Aw, why are you leaving? I don't think things were nearly bad enough that you had to leave... I wish you'd stick around. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 18:03, 16 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Aye, where are you going? They all float down here? Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 18:07, 16 March 2014 (UTC)
Bye! I am afraid we all have to make choices some time or another. This was mine. Thank you for your help and for making my sojourn here more pleasant! Sorry for leaving and you can always leave a message here if there is something you need and I'll try to answer! Kind regards, Anton (talk) 19:30, 17 March 2014 (UTC)