Forum:The IFYMB mystery
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What the fuck does the acronym IFYMB actually mean?
So far, Zana Dark and I have been the only ones to try to figure it out. Here are a few suggestions - not random ones, mind you! - but totally serious and high quality ones.
- I fail your motorised bollocks
- Ireland forgot Yngwie Malmsteen's blowjob
- I fight your mom, Batman!
- Incestuous fellatio, your moronic butt!
- Insectoid fetishist Young mimics boredom
Let us get to the bottom of this as soon as possible. I expect the riddle to be solved by 1 August. That's 1 August, 2013. Style Guide 18:16, 25 June 2013 (UTC)
- We can't let ifymb know about this. And If Yorick Moons Bitches--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:21, 25 June 2013 (UTC)
- I believe IFYMB might be an anagram, on top of all. FYIMB -> For Your Interest, MasturBator? 18:38, 25 June, 2013 (UTC)
User:RAHB/Guessing Game? The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 18:50, 25 June 2013 (UTC)
"I found you milking boners." -RAHB 19:20, 25 June 2013 (UTC)
- If Fortunately Your Mother Bends 19:23, 25 June, 2013 (UTC)
- I Forgot Your Milkyway Basket? 19:36, 25 June, 2013 (UTC)
- I'm guessing the F stands for the F word. And YM probably stands for Your Mom. ~[ths] UotM 19:42, 06/25/2013
- It's either "I fucked your mom, bitch" or "I fucked your mom's bitch". --EMC [TALK] 12:58 Jun 26 2013
- I think i got it... I Fucked Your Mom's Brother --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 13:02, 26 June 2013 (UTC)
- It's either "I fucked your mom, bitch" or "I fucked your mom's bitch". --EMC [TALK] 12:58 Jun 26 2013
- I'm guessing the F stands for the F word. And YM probably stands for Your Mom. ~[ths] UotM 19:42, 06/25/2013
- I Forgot Your Milkyway Basket? 19:36, 25 June, 2013 (UTC)
I believe it is pronounced just the way you spell it. Ṁōŏṡʒ 13:04, Jun 26 13:04, 26 June 2013 (UTC)
- I Fucked Your Mom, Bro! is what IFYMB! stands for. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:28, 6 July 2013 (UTC)
Doesn't it say what it stands for on his talkpage?
I believe it says somewhere on his talkpage what IFYMB stands for. ~[ths] UotM 01:55, 06/29/2013
- Hehe, I may have lied to Zana when she asked... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 08:28 29 June 2013
- Ifymb forgot your.... wait. I can't say ifymb on the name-suggestion! That'd be a paradox! OH GOD HELP! 12:27, 30 June, 2013 (UTC)
- Cat: In France, your mate bounces. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:04 7 July 2013
- Ifymb forgot your.... wait. I can't say ifymb on the name-suggestion! That'd be a paradox! OH GOD HELP! 12:27, 30 June, 2013 (UTC)
I think I've got it.
MyFBI. It's an anagram, not an acronym.
- Cat guessed that already... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:01 10 July 2013
- Redundancy, man, redundancy.
- You gotta actually guess? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:40 10 July 2013
20:38, 10 July 2013 (UTC)
- Redundancy, man, redundancy.
Hmmm...
How about I Forgot Your Mom, Bitch! -- MagicBus All aboard! 22:35, 10 July 2013 (UTC)
I fucked your mom bitch!
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:50, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
- @Frosty: That's probably the most likely one. Or it could be "your mom's butt." ~[ths] UotM 18:07, 07/11/2013
- If Frosty's yellow, magic blows! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 18:16 11 July 2013
- ^ -RAHB 20:19, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
- Inside Frosty Yemeni Men Bust. -- The Zombiebaron 21:59, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
- Insatiable, Frosty yelled, "MORE BUTTSEX!" -RAHB 22:23, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
- RAHB, that is a great one!!! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:35 11 July 2013
- Insatiable, Frosty yelled, "MORE BUTTSEX!" -RAHB 22:23, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
- Inside Frosty Yemeni Men Bust. -- The Zombiebaron 21:59, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
- ^ -RAHB 20:19, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
- If Frosty's yellow, magic blows! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 18:16 11 July 2013
Fuckers.
[15:41:30] <ifymb> MangaKaDenza: Insatiable, Frosty yelled, "MORE BUTTSEX! is an acroynm for ifymb...
--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 22:45, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
- Why did you have to reveal it? My guess was "I found you, my brother!". Anton (talk) 14:21, 15 July 2013 (UTC)
- No, that was me just repeating RAHB's guess. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:57 15 July 2013
Iffy fiffy yiffy miffy, biffy!
— 15:05:23 2013/08/05 UTC
Intestinal Fornication: Your Mother's Birthday -RAHB 02:05, 6 August 2013 (UTC)
It's obvious!
IFYMB fucked your mind, bro. Unperson (talk) 06:49, 10 August 2013 (UTC)