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What the fuck does the acronym IFYMB actually mean?

So far, Zana Dark and I have been the only ones to try to figure it out. Here are a few suggestions - not random ones, mind you! - but totally serious and high quality ones.

  1. I fail your motorised bollocks
  2. Ireland forgot Yngwie Malmsteen's blowjob
  3. I fight your mom, Batman!
  4. Incestuous fellatio, your moronic butt!
  5. Insectoid fetishist Young mimics boredom

Let us get to the bottom of this as soon as possible. I expect the riddle to be solved by 1 August. That's 1 August, 2013. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:16, 25 June 2013 (UTC)

We can't let ifymb know about this. And If Yorick Moons Bitches--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:21, 25 June 2013 (UTC)
I believe IFYMB might be an anagram, on top of all. FYIMB -> For Your Interest, MasturBator? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:38, 25 June, 2013 (UTC)

User:RAHB/Guessing Game? The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  18:50, 25 June 2013 (UTC)

This one's more difficult than I could imagine! Woody is totally off track already! We'll need better detectives. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:06, 25 June 2013 (UTC)
I'm still staying at the anagram-story and guess 'myFBI'. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:17, 25 June, 2013 (UTC)

"I found you milking boners." -RAHB 19:20, 25 June 2013 (UTC)

If Fortunately Your Mother Bends Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:23, 25 June, 2013 (UTC)
I Forgot Your Milkyway Basket? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:36, 25 June, 2013 (UTC)
I'm guessing the F stands for the F word. And YM probably stands for Your Mom. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 19:42, 06/25/2013
It's either "I fucked your mom, bitch" or "I fucked your mom's bitch". --EMC [TALK] 12:58 Jun 26 2013
I think i got it... I Fucked Your Mom's Brother --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 13:02, 26 June 2013 (UTC)
Or it could be "I fornicated your mom's bonobo." --EMC [TALK] 13:31 Jun 26 2013

I believe it is pronounced just the way you spell it. Ṁōŏṡʒ 13:04, Jun 26 13:04, 26 June 2013 (UTC)

I Fucked Your Mom, Bro! is what IFYMB! stands for. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 19:28, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Doesn't it say what it stands for on his talkpage?

I believe it says somewhere on his talkpage what IFYMB stands for. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:55, 06/29/2013

Hehe, I may have lied to Zana when she asked... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 08:28 29 June 2013
Ifymb forgot your.... wait. I can't say ifymb on the name-suggestion! That'd be a paradox! OH GOD HELP! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 12:27, 30 June, 2013 (UTC)
Cat: In France, your mate bounces. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:04 7 July 2013

I think I've got it.

MyFBI. It's an anagram, not an acronym.

Cat guessed that already... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:01 10 July 2013
Redundancy, man, redundancy.  Tumb13weed Tumbleweed01.gif 20:38, 10 July 2013 (UTC)
You gotta actually guess? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:40 10 July 2013

Hmmm...

How about I Forgot Your Mom, Bitch! -- MagicBus All aboard! 22:35, 10 July 2013 (UTC)

I fucked your mom bitch!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:50, 11 July 2013 (UTC)

@Frosty: That's probably the most likely one. Or it could be "your mom's butt." ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 18:07, 07/11/2013
If Frosty's yellow, magic blows! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 18:16 11 July 2013
^ -RAHB 20:19, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
Inside Frosty Yemeni Men Bust. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:59, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
Insatiable, Frosty yelled, "MORE BUTTSEX!" -RAHB 22:23, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
RAHB, that is a great one!!! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:35 11 July 2013

Fuckers.

[15:41:30] <ifymb> MangaKaDenza: Insatiable, Frosty yelled, "MORE BUTTSEX! is an acroynm for ifymb...

--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 22:45, 11 July 2013 (UTC)

Why did you have to reveal it? My guess was "I found you, my brother!". Anton (talk) 14:21, 15 July 2013 (UTC)
No, that was me just repeating RAHB's guess. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:57 15 July 2013
I was joking. So should we create a new USP and place the funniest guesses there? Anton (talk) 15:22, 15 July 2013 (UTC)

Iffy fiffy yiffy miffy, biffy!

— Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 15:05:23 08-05-'13 UTC

Intestinal Fornication: Your Mother's Birthday -RAHB 02:05, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

It's obvious!

IFYMB fucked your mind, bro. Unperson (talk) 06:49, 10 August 2013 (UTC)