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My home internets are down until a time in the unforeseeable future. I believe this is a scheme cooked-up by you-know-who. He wants me out of the picture. First Bizzeebeever, now me! I grievously insist you withhold your butthurt over VFH voting, lest he's victorious in this war!
Anyway, feel free to take the liberty in finishing our collaborations efforts related the Perv Christmer, the Church's plot to blow up the sun, etc. Especially the From the Chief bit. However, I would like you to leave the Star Trek one intact for me, since I have emotional investment in it. – 16:28, Jun. 11, 2013
I missed you on IRC, how've you been?
If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- 20:47, 17 November 2014 (UTC)
Remember when you used to be here and I wasn't... --
- You ignoring me? :( --
Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?
Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! 14:35, 15 May 2016 (UTC)