User talk:Multiliteralist

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SoS

My home internets are down until a time in the unforeseeable future. I believe this is a scheme cooked-up by you-know-who. He wants me out of the picture. First Bizzeebeever, now me! I grievously insist you withhold your butthurt over VFH voting, lest he's victorious in this war!

Anyway, feel free to take the liberty in finishing our collaborations efforts related the Perv Christmer, the Church's plot to blow up the sun, etc. Especially the From the Chief bit. However, I would like you to leave the Star Trek one intact for me, since I have emotional investment in it. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 16:28, Jun. 11, 2013

Collaboratory

Hello! The collaboratory has just restarted, and if you still need help with your articles, please re-add them in the list! Anton (talk) 19:26, 17 March 2014 (UTC)

Shit

I missed you on IRC, how've you been? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 02:49, Friday 28 March 2014 -

Hello

Are you contactable, young man? Leverage (talk) 18:44, 6 May 2014 (UTC)

Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:47, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Hey!

Remember when you used to be here and I wasn't... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

You ignoring me? :( -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:35, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

DoRD

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:55, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

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