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I bet you're wondering what I'm doing...[edit]

You are, aren't you? User:Matthlock/sig2 00:14, 4 January 2019 (UTC) User:Matthlock/sig2 00:14, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

It has crossed my mind. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 01:18, Jan. 4, 2019
Oh, I'm just taking out the trash. Just clearing out the attic. Know what I mean, Vern? User:Matthlock/sig2 11:44, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

Damn.[edit]

I guess I can't list myself as an Obama turkey pardon, can I? (P.S. I didn't know saying "f*m" was a bannable offense.) User:Matthlock/sig2 10:11, 22 January 2019 (UTC)

That category thing might've been kinda like a kid not sharing his toys on my part. "No! My running joke! No Matthlocks aloud!" – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:26, Jan. 23, 2019
damn dude. I didn't know that being a communist could get me banned. What is this? Bazi germany? User:Matthlock/sig2 01:53, 25 January 2019 (UTC)
Nope, it's Bratzi Canada Texas! – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:25, Jan. 25, 2019
Well, I wasn't expecting that. I can say that much. User:Matthlock/sig2 08:52, 25 January 2019 (UTC)

NOBODY CAN INTO OFFENDINGS OUR 3RD GREAT LEADER KIPPY[edit]

EVEN ME I CANNOT INTO OFFENDINGS. GLORY TO KIPPY AND HIS SUPER LONG PRICK --Wunderhampton (talk) 04:54, 1 February 2020 (UTC)

What's up?[edit]

How's it going? Since the spoon became a ghost town I've decided to come back here, where there's more activity. Right now my main focus will be improving our Star Wars articles to anticipate the release of the last one.--Abacab (talk) 12:24, 4 December 2019 (UTC)

Oh, hi. Haven't seen you around in awhile. Yeah, activity seems to be on the uptick. It's good to have you back on board, and good luck with that Star Wars article. Thank you, good night, and may the Force be with you. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 21:27, Dec. 4, 2019

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GLORY TO KIPPY OUR THIRD LONGEST PENISED LEADER AFTER FROSTY AND ROZA! GLORY TO KIPPY OUR NEW 3RD GREAT LEADER[edit]

KIPPY HA S A VERY LONG PRICK! --Wunderhampton (talk) 04:55, 1 February 2020 (UTC)

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UnNews:Heaven under coronavirus quarantine[edit]

Boobies!.png Boobies! Amazing. You've made an average day slightly better for me with this one. - Risviltsov Yell at me! 20:29, 12 April 2020 (UTC)

Oh, gee, thanks! And you're welcome as well! – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 01:55, Apr. 13, 2020

Big Bang Theory[edit]

Not funny? Or was something else wrong with that? MrX blow me 20:35, 28 April 2020 (UTC)

"Maybe" I'm too much of a disgruntled fanboy, but just saying that The Big Bang Theory is terrible, doesn't deserve to be called a "comedy", blah blah laugh track blah blah, etc., is tired and old hat. I mean, even I ragged on the show in my own articles, but at least I worked some inspired jokes around ribbing on it and didn't just bluntly state "lol this show sucks". If you're going to criticize it for supposedly not having any jokes, at least write some yourself. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:50, Apr. 28, 2020
I thought I had worded it a little better than bluntly saying it sucks, but oh well. MrX blow me 20:56, 28 April 2020 (UTC)
I'm so sorry, it was nothing personal. The amount of sheer hatred this show has gotten over the past decade has always been a bit of a sore spot for me. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:58, Apr. 28, 2020
Oh, no offense taken, no apology necessary. And I love the Pitch Meeting reference in "CBS Renews..." MrX blow me 21:10, 28 April 2020 (UTC)
And I might try to improve addition and re-add it, if I can make it better, funnier, more original. MrX blow me 21:12, 28 April 2020 (UTC)

Name check[edit]

Hi Kippy. Did you create an account at the Spoon to post your article UnNews:Libertarian celebrities sing "Imagine No Taxes"? Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:42, 2 May 2020 (UTC)

Yeah, totally. I'm expanding my horizons. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 19:15, May. 2, 2020

ADMIT IT, KIPPY!!![edit]

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/433330795367661982/

--Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 21:25, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

-- Kippy Pie Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png Talk Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png Cupcakes Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png PARTY HARD Gummy 05:18, May. 18, 2020
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Ban da liar. --Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 21:50, 21 May 2020 (UTC)

Hello?[edit]

I have been begging all the active admins, and now you. Can you replace MediaWiki:Protectedpagetext with this:

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Thanks! Mr. Saed & Let’s chat & 08:06, 15 May 2020 (UTC)

Hello, Sir, I have a small question[edit]

I saw there was a change to my user page, and on it you say "Giving you some time to work on your lovely comics." When I look on the history, though, there's nothing there. What exactly is going on here and what does it mean? Thanks for your answers. I'm confused. Nicolassequeira (talk) 05:12, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

That was just a kneejerk act of spite out of annoyance toward the stuff you do on Discord. I removed the ban, given that you didn't do anything on the actual wiki to earn it. It was unfair, and I apologize. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 05:17, May. 18, 2020
I enjoy this "small" feature! Very inventive, ha ha! Does it happen anywhere, or just here? Nicolassequeira (talk) 05:22, 18 May 2020 (UTC)