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“Battle not with subhuman faglords, lest ye become a raw uncondensed pile of faggotry, and if you gaze into the FOUR buttholes of the Internet, the buttholes gaze also into you.”



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Thanks for your vote![edit]

MrX blow me 17:22, 30 April 2021 (UTC)
You're very welcome, sweetie pie. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 19:37, Apr. 30, 2021

UnSignpost delivery[edit]

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:40, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.

Thank you[edit]

You're very welcome. And thank you for the Frogeline. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:47, May. 1, 2021

Cookie clicker[edit]

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Uh, Nice MS Paint Skillz...
You are hereby granted the MS Masterpiece Award for proving you can draw, like, a real penis. Not bad, but next time try to add a reference to either roosters or clowns.
Awarded on: May 3, 2021

This may not be safe for work. The lines, shapes and colors may be offensive to young children.  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Thanks. I suppose. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 07:28, May. 3, 2021

The awful truth[edit]


RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY

--Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 23:51, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

Stop trying to make Best Pony Rarity happen. It's not going to happen. -- Kippy Pie Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png Talk Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png Cupcakes Pinkie Pie cutie mark.png PARTY HARD Gummy 00:41, May. 7, 2021
03dfcdcc70bb6a8725afa4aa8d75ece0.jpg --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 20:17, 10 May 2021 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit]

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

  • Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
  • Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
  • Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
  • Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
  • Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit]

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:29, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

B A N N E D[edit]

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Princess Celestia wishes to say hi before banning you.


You will be unblocked at an arbitrary time, which is to be determined.


 Cassandra  (talk) 00:16, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Blocked[edit]

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 47 seconds for committing Roswell-like conspiracies. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing Roswell-like conspiracies. Thaaanks! MrX blow me 03:53, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Diabetes time![edit]

Enjoy, you bundle of sticks. :) --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 23:36, 6 July 2021 (UTC)

You win[edit]

She's too cute, I just can't! --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 22:52, 28 July 2021 (UTC)

Some or all of the content shared in this message conflicts with guidance from public health experts regarding not shoving your head up your ass. Learn more MrX blow me 23:14, 28 July 2021 (UTC)
Says the Rarity-hater. --Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 20:48, 29 July 2021 (UTC)