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“Battle not with subhuman faglords, lest ye become a raw uncondensed pile of faggotry, and if you gaze into the FOUR buttholes of the Internet, the buttholes gaze also into you.”

– Friedrich Nietzsche channeling Mr-ex777

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Thanks for your vote!

MrX blow me 17:22, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

You're very welcome, sweetie pie. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 19:37, Apr. 30, 2021

UnSignpost delivery

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:40, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.

1 May 2021 • Issue #214 • Archives • Press Room

Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female By Cassie

Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more.
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.

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Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.

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Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect! Biopic This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!

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From The Logs

• 1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)

• 10 April 2021‎ JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13)‎ . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))

• 22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit

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Top VFH Competitors

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VFH Highlight Of The Week COVID-19 (6/1)

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From The Forums

• We are still learning how to count. Albeit much faster.

• Gale5050.

• There is nothing to worry about! Right?

• Gale5050 again. Or not.

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UnSignpost News Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.

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Chat Quote Supergeeky1: Boner.

Thank you

You're very welcome. And thank you for the Frogeline. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 02:47, May. 1, 2021

Cookie clicker

Uh, Nice MS Paint Skillz...

You are hereby granted the MS Masterpiece Award for proving you can draw, like, a real penis. Not bad, but next time try to add a reference to either roosters or clowns.

Awarded on: May 3, 2021

This may not be safe for work. The lines, shapes and colors may be offensive to young children.  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Thanks. I suppose. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 07:28, May. 3, 2021

The awful truth

RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY
RARITY IS BEST PONY

--Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:51, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

Stop trying to make Best Pony Rarity happen. It's not going to happen. -- Kippy Pie Talk Cupcakes PARTY HARD 00:41, May. 7, 2021

--Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:17, 10 May 2021 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise is back!

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

• Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
• Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
• Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
• Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
• Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk) 02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:29, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

B A N N E D

Princess Celestia wishes to say hi before banning you.

You will be unblocked at an arbitrary time, which is to be determined.

 Cassandra  (talk) 00:16, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 47 seconds for committing Roswell-like conspiracies. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop committing Roswell-like conspiracies. Thaaanks! MrX blow me 03:53, 4 July 2021 (UTC)

Diabetes time!

Enjoy, you bundle of sticks. :) --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:36, 6 July 2021 (UTC)

You win

She's too cute, I just can't! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:52, 28 July 2021 (UTC)

Some or all of the content shared in this message conflicts with guidance from public health experts regarding not shoving your head up your ass. Learn more MrX blow me 23:14, 28 July 2021 (UTC)

Says the Rarity-hater. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:48, 29 July 2021 (UTC)