User talk:I dislike vandals
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Hello…[edit source]
UnNews:Bad vandal does big bad has been userspaced. Your userspace is mostly like your personal sandbox. Unfortunately, this usually happens for one (or more) of these three reasons:
- It needs more work. It is too short, or consists of nothing except a list. One-liners get deleted quickly around here. We might have too many other similar articles, or maybe it was copied and pasted from elsewhere on the internet. Please be original.
- It 'needs more funny', is too ranty, appears to be random nonsense, or is too serious. Please review our writing guide at HTBFANJS for more information on improving the quality of your articles.
- It appears to be vanity about yourself, your band, your school, or anything that less than 50 people in the world can relate to. This type of information belongs in your userspace.
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(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:54, 18 December 2021
Ok[edit source]
but what about that j guy – Preceding unsigned comment added by I dislike vandals (talk • contribs)
Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~
– (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:04, 19 December 2021
Signing your Posts[edit source]
If you haven't figured it out yet, you can sign your posts by using four tildes (~) in consecutive fashion. This should be done at the end of every talk page message in order to help better show who says what.
TLDR: Sign your talk page messages! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:07, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
Blocked[edit source]
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, I dislike vandals, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Dababy (talk) 18:11, 25 December 2021 (UTC)
Just try to edit constructively, instead of trolling other users with multiple ips and this account. Dababy (talk) 18:13, 25 December 2021 (UTC)
December 2021[edit source]
Hello, I'm EpicDude. Although everyone is welcome to contribute, it's important to be mindful of the feelings of your fellow editors, who may be frustrated by certain types of interaction. While you probably didn't intend any offense, please do remember that we strive to be an inclusive atmosphere. In light of that, it would be greatly appreciated if you could moderate yourself so as not to offend. EpicDude 03:05, 26 December 2021 (UTC)
ok I dislike vandals (talk) 03:18, 26 December 2021 (UTC)
Blocked (2)[edit source]
PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:06, 26 December 2021 (UTC)
I already got banned for that i’m still new to the site I dislike vandals (talk) 05:35, 26 December 2021 (UTC)
Sorry you've gotten off to such a rough start.[edit source]
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(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:37, 29 December 2021
thanks zana but how do i do that :)I dislike vandals (talk) 00:12, 30 December 2021 (UTC)
- Message someone from this list. I am one, but I wanted you to be able to choose. – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:01, 30 December 2021
- also zana can u unblock by ip so i can make a alt to test something – Preceding unsigned comment added by I dislike vandals (talk • contribs)
I'm adopting you[edit source]
Your previous adopter, Zana Dark, has been permanently banned and is never to be unbanned. In lieu of her, I have taken it upon myself to officially adopt you as a condition of your "parole." PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 08:30, 3 January 2022 (UTC)
I did not know, I feel a bit silly to have heard tthat officially I think Zana's things were bad and a bit O_O . (EpicDude 03:43, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
more like ALOT O_O 152.22.40.22 (talk) 17:39, 4 January 2022 (UTC)
Banned[edit source]
{{unblock|your reason here}} below this notice. Cassandra (talk) 16:11, 7 January 2022 (UTC)
This is because of egregious or repeated violations of Uncyclopedia's policies. This block may not be appealed.