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Welcome![edit]

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I've got a good feeling about this. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 19:17, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

Me too Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 19:17, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

#MeToo MrX blow me 19:26, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

He certaintly got the joke.--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:34, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

Why yes :)Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 19:35, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

And please expand your new section of cheese.--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:29, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

I will do that later onWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 21:27, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

Moving pages[edit]

Hi Wikipedia Be Sucking, just saying, once you get the autoconfirmed role in a few days (4 days from account creation) you will be able to move pages. So you can just press a button instead of copying everything on the page, like you did with Beantown. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:10, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

ok Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 15:11, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
Also, you need to indent on talk pages. Just put one more colon (:) than the message before. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  18:38, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
GotchaWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 18:39, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
Additionally, you also need to provide attribution when you do that. You split the editing history which literally makes it harder to attribute text. That can be considered a copyright violation. Just a note, but please do not do that. You can request to be in the confirmedusergroup early if you wanna move pages. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:58, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
gotcha, but it seems i am already in that gruop XDWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 22:00, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
Gale, I don't know if it's my place, but I think you already got in trouble once for telling people that their edits are "Copyright violations..." Let's not do it to new people. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 00:12, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
Its fine, he did not hurt me, but still i would say he should not say thatWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 02:27, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

You will be confirmed in 2 days. Your account has to be 4 days old. No one takes copyright as seriously as it should be. It’s the same licence as Wikipedia. So let’s break it down.

  1. Samlaptop85213 got revlocked for copyright violations
  2. I as HT495 got warned about copyright

There are many more. Attribution must be taken extremely seriously. Any copyvios that don’t have any other attribution must be deleted. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 15:13, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

Neither of those are Uncyclopedia users, those are both from Wikipedia. Gale, I know you're originally from Wikipedia, but you have to realize that this is a parody website. We aren't as serious as Wikipedia. I feel it would've been evident that Uncyclopedia doesn't care about copyright due to their view on uploading an image (Which reminds me that you don't cite your sources when you upload images). Don't bother people, especially new people, if they "split" their editing history. You can still cite it (although I don't understand where you'd ever cite this stuff), It will just be a little more difficult. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 15:29, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
might I add that we aren't as stupid, boring, and rude as wikipediaWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 15:40, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
Gale5050, please stop repeating Wikipedia guidelines. We don't have the same copyright rules as Wikipedia because we're not Wikipedia. Some content on the web has copyright. That's fine, we're content-free. Please listen to the approximately 7 million editors who are trying to help you, instead of defending your own point without reading their messages. Posting unrelated messages on another user's talk page is bad. Doing it on a new user's talk page is even worse. Please don't violate UN:BITE, we want to welcome new users instead of scaring them away. If you want to reply, please do it on my talk page instead of clogging this up. ~ HipponiasCUN Talk - Contribs - Articles  16:03, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
Hipponias, i would like to say that it isn't much of a bother to me17:19, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

Congratulations![edit]

You have been awarded with the Noob of the Moment Award.

Congratulations! As a reward for obtaining the aforementioned award, you have been presented with fifty Chicken 2s, readily baked and prepared for consumption. As for now... I really hope you're enjoying your stay at Uncyclopedia!  Cassandra  (talk06:08pm  January 23, 2021

That was one of the quickest Noob of the moments! Wow! Anyway Sudux isn't doing too well. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:55, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

Aww, thanks you guys.. 108.7.222.250 (talk) 21:33, 28 January 2021 (UTC)

Xi Jinping[edit]

Hey! So Xi has been charged with a capital crime, meaning the article has been nominated for deletion. I'm about to go and vote to keep it for now, but the article does need some expansion and some guidance in life. Did you have any specific ideas? I'm happy to help, but I wanna see if you had any thoughts first. My normal MO is to start by making it look like its counterpart on that Uncyc parody website and then throw in some jokes. But it definitely doesn't have to follow that (or any) format. Cheers. MrX blow me 05:17, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

hey, imma not be on for a would you like to talk by shooting me emails? 108.7.222.250 (talk) 23:48, 28 January 2021 (UTC)

I don't have email enabled here. Might get around to it if absolutely necessary. I'm cool with just talking about ideas for the article here, or maybe on the article talk page? MrX blow me 00:01, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

alright, i can tryWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 12:59, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

Basically I'm just gonna keep adding things to the article. If you have any specific ideas for some sort of "direction", please let me know. Otherwise I'll just keep at it, and you can feel free to add/change anything you like too. MrX blow me 14:56, 29 January 2021 (UTC)
Ok, so I had to move the article to my user space to avoid deletion, it is now at User:MrX/Xi Jinping. Please feel free to add/change anything. Once it's longer and better (boom, phrasing), we can move it to main space again. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:32, 1 February 2021 (UTC)

Forum voting[edit]

I'm assuming that this vote was you, and you simply forgot to log in. Not a big deal, but IP votes only count for half votes. Feel free to go back there, strike it, and re-add your vote while logged in. Let me know if you have any questions. MrX blow me 15:17, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

New forum[edit]

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:27, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

AWOL[edit]

don't worry, i havent left you, i am still here, i am caught up in school thats all

Your VFH[edit]

Hi, there isn't really anything in particular, but a lot of work needs to be done. You should look at recently failed and recently passed VFHs to see.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:54, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Thanks Gale, I appreciate it :) FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 19:55, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Changes to Jimbo Wales[edit]

Thanks for trying to contribute. Something to keep in mind is, we generally don't make edits to articles already featured. IF you do want to suggest something, consider suggesting it on the writers talk page or on the article talk page. Cheers. ShabiDOO 19:58, 9 March 2021 (UTC) ok, thanks for letting me know :) FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:09, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

I'd say small fixes are fine, though I'd be more careful because it was also Top 10 of 2020. You can see it here. One of these days I'll start a forum and get the threshold higher.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:14, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
I seeFUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:15, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
lets discuss it on the article tp now? FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:18, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
Sorry, due to my sanctions, I can't. I can only barely even make the edit I did; because I referenced a VFH; it's technically allowed, but what I did was kind of frisky and on-the-border. Also, cool new sig! --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:29, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

oh, I see, well hopefully UN (uncyclopedia(lol)) lifts the sanctions, and thanks :)FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:32, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Page moving[edit]

Hi, you've been told about this before, but please do not move pages and re-title them as whatever you desire. As a general rule to pre-existing articles the titles are meant to accurately represent whatever is being satirized upon. Nobody would type "Beantown" into the search bar when they're looking out for an article about Boston, or "Daniel Boringcliffe". It creates a ton of redirect issues and is generally a real mess to fix, but I've reverted your moves for now (again), and hopefully for the last time. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:36, 10 March, 2021 (UTC)

Welcoming new users[edit]

Thanks for welcoming new users! FYI, you might wanna wait until they've made an edit tho. There's nothing wrong with welcoming new users who haven't made any edits yet, but we get a lot of spambots creating accounts here that end up doing nothing. Cheers. MrX blow me 00:13, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Noted, thanks for the heads up! WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 01:46, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Your VFH[edit]

It was deleted. Using my thumbsucker access, I could provide you a screenshot, if you want it and you ask before 01:45 UTC March 23. Cheers. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:50, 22 March 2021 (UTC)

oh :( yes please, I would like a photo, thanks WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 16:54, 22 March 2021 (UTC) ( Copied from my talk page )
Hang on...--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:55, 22 March 2021 (UTC)
ok WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 16:56, 22 March 2021 (UTC)

Your UnNews article[edit]

Hey! In case you're trying to find your UnNews article, it was moved into your user space at User:Wikipedia Be Sucking/A Very Uneventful International Men's Day. Once it's expanded a little and hopefully formatted just a little better, it should be ready for main space. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:35, 5 April 2021 (UTC)

thanks for letting me know :)! WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 22:15, 10 April 2021 (UTC)

Collab?[edit]

Hi WBS, I was wondering if you'd like to collab on Hurricane Harvey. It's mediocre, and you had some ideas, so I thought you might like to help.Oh and btw Cassie blocked you earlier today, but it long expired. Cheers. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:58, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

Sure :) also, imma be more active, because school sucks a lot XD WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 17:49, 28 April 2021 (UTC)

Ok, also I’ll try setting up an info box on that. Psst...MrX blocked you for a grand total of 3 seconds. I dunno. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:26, 30 April 2021 (UTC)
what a pogger XD WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 15:39, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery[edit]

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:41, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

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Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit]

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

  • Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
  • Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
  • Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
  • Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
  • Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit]

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:25, 18 June 2021 (UTC)