User:Wikipedia Be Sucking/Taylor Swift
- This page is about the singer. For the song by "Weird Al" Yankovik, see Taylor Swift (song).
Taylor "T-Swizzle" "Mothering Mother" Swift is an overrated anthropomorphic giraffe best known for her mediocre brainrot music, playing the victim card, and being the leader of a cult group of Bat Fuck Insane teenage girls known as swifties.
Taylor Swift is a mediocre, overrated singer that has somehow managed to gain international acclaim despite most of her song being average at best. The reason of this worldwide fame is probably attached to the fact that her parents were filthy rich, so she could pay media outets for her music to be played all times until people started being accustomed to it; not unlike how a kidnapper treats tenderly their victims until these victims start to have Stockholm syndrome. And now that she's famous, she's now even more filthy rich that her parents already were. And all she did was sing horrible pop music songs. This is the point where the music industry has gone to.
okay whoever wrote this article is a stupid dick Taylor Swift is a wonderful musician and if you dont like her music thats a YOU problem. shes an inspiration to many young girls around the world thats why shes famos not becasue her parents were rich. get your facts chekd befor ataking anybody u stupid idiot...
Musical style[edit | edit source]
Like many pop music singers, Taylor Swift's songs are full of repetitive and. Its lyrics try to sound profound and inspiring, but upon closer inspection one realizes they're actually devoid of meaning and are only written to appeal to young girls that will reluctanly steal their parents' credit card to buy the next album Taylor has stored.
screw you swifts songs ar a MASTAPIECE. their literaly one of the best music pices humanity has evar herd. their better than mozart and betoven and all those nerds. its very ovious you never listened to them becaus if u did youd cry from how AWSOM they are.
Pollution[edit | edit source]
Fandom[edit | edit source]
Taylor Swift's fandom, or Swifties, are a dangerous horde that one must never approach. They're a group of young middle-to-upper class girls that were brainwashed by Swift's music to become mindless zombies that will immediatly attack anyone who dares to critizise her goddess.
okay boy youv gone to far by going at us swifties. your gona pay for this. your gona pay for yor crimes agaisnt the church of the swifties!!!!!!1!1!!
Ah, really? And what are you going to do to me? Are you going to doxx me on the Internet? Do it. I don't have any attachment to my house and could leave it at any moment. You can't do anything.
ar yu sure bout that? chek behind yu :)
What do you mean with 'check behind me'? If you're trying to scare me, there's no way you're going to- holy fuck who's that
thats me :)
How- h- how did you-?
a magician never revels her secrtes
Okay, I don't know how you got here; but fuck off. I don't have time for this bullshit.
only if you take bak wat u said abut our queen Taylor Swift and say shes a good musician
What? NEVER! I'd rather choke to death than admit to such lies!
wel in that case i guess ill hav to teach u how awsom her music is :)
Yeah, sure try whatever you can; you'll never manage to- Wait what are you doing. Why are you approaching me with that twisted smile. What do you want- No, no, NO....!
Legacy[edit | edit source]
Taylor Swift is a wondrful musicain that has swept the wolrd for good reson. In no tiem, Taylor will becom the queen of the world, and everyeon will like her and litsen to her music -whether they liek it or no.
