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Smuggler resides in Lost Angeles, prefers Runescape to work, and UnCyclopedia and UnNews to just about any other place he's ever visited in Cyber-land. Smuggler would love to hear from you!

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Running Theme: Sinaloa Dance Cartel[edit | edit source]

UnNews:Well armed dancers lose battles but raise fears of open dance warfare in Mexico

UnNews:Sinaloa dance cartel wins Juarez turf war

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https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:NYC_gang_sweep_nets_Sinaloa_Dance_Cartel

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https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:NFL_players_fined_for_Indian_leg_wrestling

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BEGINNING OF CODE EXAMPLES/CODE RESOURCES[edit | edit source]

To write your name copy this code/use this code: Smuggler 17:44, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

Code examples/code resources[edit | edit source]

This serves to demonstrate proper coding for inserting a HYPERLINK (simply click "edit" from either above or to the side and copy the whole sentence. Then go to the page to be edited, insert the sentence, then edit as needed:

 "...spike in alcoholic animals, and Alcoholic's Anonymous chapters are popping up across the Southland...

See that vertical line? In Wikipedia you have to remove it. See the image below for a screenshot of the exact coding. Notice the hyperlink url comes BEFORE the linked word:

File:How to insert a hyperlinked text in Wiki med size.jpg

or, just the code itsself: