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This is THE Official Uncyclopedia Home Page of Smuggler![edit | edit source]
Smuggler resides in Lost Angeles, prefers Runescape to work, and UnCyclopedia and UnNews to just about any other place he's ever visited in Cyber-land. Smuggler would love to hear from you!
Link for uploading images and image code examples[edit | edit source]
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Upload
My UnNews Stories:
UnNews articles I have written[edit | edit source]
2024[edit | edit source]
2023[edit | edit source]
2022[edit | edit source]
December 2022
UnNews:Scooby-Doo Named Acting Director of Division of Enforcement
UnNews:Actor Kevin Bacon Joins Prime Minister Lettuce
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:Wales_Football_Fans_Forget_Words_to_Their_Own_National_Anthem
November[edit | edit source]
UnNews:Archaeologist_Believes_He_May_Have_Finally_Found_the_Lost_Extension_Cord_of_Cleopatra
UnNews:Greece Boogieing Precautions Lowered
UnNews:Mexican 'Day of Farts' a Success
UnNews:Pinball Machine from King Tut's Tomb Surprises Oxford Archaeologist#
UnNews:Boston_Police_Seek_International_Tease_Artist
October[edit | edit source]
UnNews:City_Council_Might_Not_Care
UnNews:Arizona_Mothers_Scramble_to_Sell_Children_before_Halloween
UnNews:Australians_Mark_October_as_'National_Fart_Month'
UnNews:Arizona_Mothers_Scramble_to_Sell_Children_before_Halloween
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Iodine
UnNews:Old Man Who Yelled at Cloud Now Requests Mustard
UnNews:'Sunday_Papers_Podcast'_Host_Greg_Fitzsimmons'_Sex_Tape_Becomes_Highest-Rated_Film_in_India
UnNews:Arizona_Mothers_Scramble_to_Sell_Children_before_Halloween
UnNews:Australians_Mark_October_as_'National_Fart_Month'
UnNews:Britains Mark August as 'National Fart Month'
UnNews:Latest_Narcissism_Wave_Grips_Los_Angeles_County,_Women_Urged_to_Stay_Low_for_Now
Hundreds of Patients Stuck in Oregon Hospital Beds
UnNews:Lightweight_Car_made_entirely_of_airbags_in_place_of_body
UnNews:McCain_selects_Arthur_Fonzarelli_as_running_mate
UnNews:Man_fools_death,_then_death_fools_man
UnNews:USA_Women's_Team_Swimmer_Disqualified
UnNews:Schwarzenegger_Plans_to_Mutilate_State_Controller_over_Pay_Cuts
UnNews:USA_Men's_Olympic_Fencing_Team_Disqualified
UnNews:Gina_the_No-Headed_Gymnast_Olympic_Ready
UnNews:Strange_Looking_Animal_Found_in_Chico_California_Backyard
UnNews:Dog_on_Rooftop_Threatens_to_Jump!
UnNews:North_Korea's_"Hotel_of_Doom"_wakes_from_its_coma
UnNews:Iranian_missile_test_photo_'digitally_altered'
UnNews:Obama_keeps_Troops_in_Iraq:_Dems_happy.
UnNews:PETA_Boycotts_Wienerschnitzel
UnNews:Shy_Cow_Disease_outbreak_feared.
UnNews:Lakers_Win_NBA_Championship
UnNews:Lost_Scuba_Divers_Survive_Deadly_Dragon
UnNews:DWP_Snags_in_Beijing_Addressed
UnNews:Adam_Carolla_"Drinking_with_the_Stars!"
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:TVs_%27Drinking_With_the_Stars%27_is_back_on_top
UnNews:Flaming_flatulence_rocks_military
UnNews:Scuba_Football_League_tryouts
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/United_States_Air_Force_Unveils_Newest_Stealth_Fighter_Plane
UnNews:Dancers_to_crush_CA_State_colleges
UnNews:Man_wants_his_name_back
UnNews:U.S._and_Russia_to_cut_Weinerdog_Arsenals
UnNews:Childrens_summer_beer_drinking_camp_registration_opens
UnNews:Sales_of_poop_are_running_thin
UnNews:Sinaloa_dance_cartel_wins_Juarez_turf_war
UnNews:God_Orders_Global_Women_Recall
UnNews:Country_Bear_Jamboree_Sweeps_Grammys
- http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Smuggler/CA_implements_%22Cash-for-Cougars%22_program
UnNews:Today_in_History
UnNews:American_Penis_Restrictions_to_Begin_This_Week
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Smithwick
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Pogo_Snake
Major works[edit | edit source]
Smuggler's significant contributions to UnNews::
Running Theme: Sinaloa Dance Cartel[edit | edit source]
UnNews:Well armed dancers lose battles but raise fears of open dance warfare in Mexico
UnNews:Sinaloa dance cartel wins Juarez turf war
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Sinaloa_Dance_Cartel_member_held
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Sinaloa_Dance_Cartel_hiring_fair
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:NYC_gang_sweep_nets_Sinaloa_Dance_Cartel
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Sinaloa_Dance_Cartel_faces_bigger_challenges
Running Theme: Fruits and Vegetables of Wrath:[edit | edit source]
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Lost_John_Steinbeck_novel_discovered
Running Theme: Police Blotter[edit | edit source]
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Police_Blotter:_June_11,_2014
Running Theme: Hot Property[edit | edit source]
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Hot_Property:_Former_home_of_Sinaloa_Dance_Boss
Running Theme: Squirrels[edit | edit source]
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Fined_for_illegal_Chinese_Squirrel
Running Theme: Sports[edit | edit source]
UnNews:Lakers_Win_NBA_Championship UnNews:USA_Women's_Team_Swimmer_Disqualified UnNews:USA_Men's_Olympic_Fencing_Team_Disqualified
UnNews:Gina_the_No-Headed_Gymnast_Olympic_Ready UnNews:British_Unveil_2012_Olympics_Security_Measures UnNews:Low_Tide_strands_Man UnNews:Lakers_Win_NBA_Championship UnNews:Scuba_Football_League_tryouts UnNews:Lost_Scuba_Divers_Survive_Deadly_Dragon UnNews:Scuba_Football_League_tryouts
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:NFL_players_fined_for_Indian_leg_wrestling
Running Theme: Celebs, Show Biz[edit | edit source]
UnNews:Adam_Carolla_"Drinking_with_the_Stars!" UnNews:Country_Bear_Jamboree_Sweeps_Grammys UnNews:TVs_'Drinking_With_the_Stars'_is_back_on_top
Running Theme: Weather/Vegetables/Animals[edit | edit source]
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Wienerdog_in_Banana_Costume_Convention
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Deadly_tomatoes_rip_through_Arkansas
UnNews:Strange_Looking_Animal_Found_in_Chico_California_Backyard UnNews:World's_Smallest_Snake_Found UnNews:Dog_on_Rooftop_Threatens_to_Jump! UnNews:PETA_Boycotts_Wienerschnitzel UnNews:Shy_Cow_Disease_outbreak_feared. Pogo_Snake [[1]] UnNews:AAA:_Animal_Alcoholics_Anonymous UnNews:Police_Suspect_Guilty-looking_Puppy_Dog UnNews:PETA_Boycotts_Wienerschnitzel UnNews:Dog_on_Rooftop_Threatens_to_Jump! UnNews:Shy_Cow_Disease_outbreak_feared.
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Squirrel_deported,_owner_despondent[
Running Theme: Working/Workforce/Employments[edit | edit source]
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Dental_hygienists_release_job_stimulus_efforts:_Stop_taking_care_of_your_teeth! UnNews:Lightweight_Car_made_entirely_of_airbags_in_place_of_body
Running Theme: Political[edit | edit source]
UnNews:McCain selects Arthur Fonzarelli as running_mate UnNews:Schwarzenegger Plans to Mutilate State Controller over Pay Cuts
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:North_Korea%27s_%22Hotel_of_Doom%22_wakes_from_its_coma
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:Iranian_missile_test_photo_%27digitally_altered%27
UnNews:Obama keeps Troops in Iraq: Dems happy. UnNews:County clerk race too close to call UnNews:DWP Snags in Beijing Addressed UnNews:Society of Odd Nomenclature formed UnNews:Vietnam to Change Name of Currency UnNews:Alcohol Enforcement
Running Theme: Military[edit | edit source]
UnNews:Flaming_flatulence_rocks_military UnNews:U.S._and_Russia_to_cut_Weinerdog_Arsenals UnNews:Line-of-duty_boogies_decline
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UnNews:Unites_States_Air_Force_Unveils_Newest_Stealth_Fighter_PlaneUnNews:Iranian_missile_test_photo_'digitally_altered' UnNews:Obama_keeps_Troops_in_Iraq:_Dems_happy UnNews:Flaming_flatulence_rocks_military
Running Theme: Kids[edit | edit source]
UnNews:Childrens_summer_beer_drinking_camp_registration_opens UnNews:Hezbollah_bombs_UnNews_HQ UnNews:Sales_of_poop_are_running_thin http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:World_Hide_and_Seek_Championships_to_Begin
Running Theme: Women, Men[edit | edit source]
UnNews:American_Penis_Restrictions_to_Begin_This_Week UnNews:God_Orders_Global_Women_Recall UnNews:God_recalls_240,000_men http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Smuggler/CA_implements_%22Cash-for-Cougars%22_program]] UnNews:Man_wants_his_name_back UnNews:Man_fools_death,_then_death_fools_man UnNews:Dancers_to_crush_CA_State_colleges UnNews:Get_to_Work UnNews:Woman_with_Tattoo_Wonders_Why_She's_still_Single UnNews:Navel_Speaks_to_Man UnNews:Man_fools_death,_then_death_fools_man UnNews:Low_Tide_strands_Man http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:God_recalls_240,000_men UnNews:Photographer_Jailed_for_Photo
Running Theme: Today in History, About Town columns[edit | edit source]
UnNews:Today_in_History UnNews:"About_Town"_Jan._9th-16th.,_2010 UnNews:Christmas_week_Mime_arrests_up
Running Theme: Science, Technology, things that move[edit | edit source]
UnNews:New_Year_in_Colon_Cleansing_Technology UnNews:GM_clears_out_Banana_Cars UnNews:Action_Urged_on_Asteroids UnNews:African_Airlines_Pilots_Quit UnNews:Tang_Not_Going_to_Space_with_Chinese_Astronauts
The_Bullshit_Bandito
UnNews:Ecstatic_UNNEWS_Writer_Celebrates
UnNews:DWP_Snags_in_Beijing_Addressed
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UnNews:Lost_Scuba_Divers_Survive_Deadly_Dragon
BEGINNING OF CODE EXAMPLES/CODE RESOURCES[edit | edit source]
To write your name copy this code/use this code: Smuggler 17:44, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
Code examples[edit | edit source]
Code example for inserting a hyperlink into a word or phrase: UnNews has officially chosen its president.
This serves to demonstrate proper coding for inserting a HYPERLINK (simply click "edit" from either above or to the side and copy the whole sentence. Then go to the page to be edited, insert the sentence, then edit as needed:
"...spike in alcoholic animals, and Alcoholic's Anonymous chapters are popping up across the Southland...
blind engineers
Old News link example:
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<== How to insert a 'sources' code is below & ironically, appears as "sources" ==
== Sources ==
- Louie Carbunkle "Stealth Unveiled" Air Force Weekly, Sept. 5, 2008==>
Code for Categories[edit | edit source]
(The following are not found immed. below this sentence, they are found along the bottom of the page. So scroll down all the way).
Image Code[edit | edit source]
(Reference) Sources[edit | edit source]
- Some one seeking “the glamour of journalism” and failing to find it "Sheep gets stuck on roof of house" BBC, August 2, 2008
Beginning of "To Do List
A list of "special pages". These pages could use some help. This is the main "special page".[edit | edit source]
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:SpecialPages
"Dead End" pages:[edit | edit source]
What I'm working on/will work on in "Dead End Pages":[edit | edit source]
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/ER_Alternate_Episode_Scripts http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Things_I_Am_Not_Alloud_To_Do_At_Hogwarts
"Pages w/o any images:"[edit | edit source]
https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/Category:Articles_with_insufficient_images
"Hyperlink to where you need to go to make an UnEncyclopedia page:"[edit | edit source]
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:CreatePage
"Pages that need to be created."[edit | edit source]
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:WantedPages
"Pages with nothing linked to them."[edit | edit source]
http://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/Special:LonelyPages
Images to insert prn[edit | edit source]
http://uncyclopedia.com/Bullshit_Bandito
Fix these links:
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:Worlds_Smallest_Snake_Found
UnNews:"Space_Chimps"_breaks_box_office_record
UnNews:Drinking_With_the_Stars_is_back_on_top
UnNews:County_Clerks_Race_too_Close_to_Call
UnNews:Well_armed_dancers_lose_battles_but_raise_fears_of_open_dance_warfare_in_Mexico.
User:Smuggler/CA implements "Cash-for-Cougars" program
CA_implements_Cash-for-Cougars_program
UnNews:About_Town_Jan._9th-16th.,_2010
UnNews:Man_fools_death_then_death_fools_man