UnNews:Scooby-Doo Named Acting Director of Division of Enforcement

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December 6, 2022

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The Securities and Exchange Commission today announced Scooby-Doo, currently an Associate Director in 'Mystery, Inc.', has been named Acting Director of the Division of Enforcement. He will of course be paid in Scooby-Snacks.

"Scoob's dedication to protection, haunted house experience, and proven track record of collaboration and creative problem solving make the Scoobster ideally suited to this role." said SEC Acting Chair Allison Herren Lee. "As Associate Director, Scooby has overseen a wide range of complex and programmatically important mysteries and has been a leading voice in the Division on critical issues of diversity, hiring, and labor-management relations. Scooby is highly respected by colleagues in the Division and across the agency for intellect and dedication. Additionally, we all find it delightful when Scooby says "Ru-Roh!" whenever there's a problem."

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