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Hello there <insert name here>, thank you for visiting me. If you'd like to leave a message you can do so if you use that "talk" tab above or click on "Yap with me" below. Thank you! Smuggler!
On the off chance that you're lonely <insert name here>, you COULD get a job. Yes, a REAL job. Why, LOTS of places would like to see <insert name here> every day. "Hey look everybody, guess who's here?! <insert name here>!! Yaaay! That might be fun. Side note: I plead 'Guilty' to implementing the 'Username' code in this paragraph. I apologize <insert name here>. Please forgive me <insert name here>. Pretty please <insert name here>? Thank you. Smuggler. Dec. 3, 2022. : )
Hello, my name is Cap'n Ben. I've been reading and enjoying some of your stuff. I like how you've taken one theme across several articles; this is an idea we don't see enough of...anyway, that's my advice to you. Good luck and happy editing! --Cap'n Sir BenGUNWotMVFHVFP 11:57, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
"Ay, Thanks fer yer praise of me article on Housing Crunch". I'm glad you liked it. I was unsure of it. I've been away for awhile, and I hope to get back into the UnNews swing of things again.--WesMan20 (talk) 14:42, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
I appreciate the little reward you gave me. If you don't mind though, I think I'll move it to my talkpage, since you're technically not supposed to edit my page but no big deal. You rule for telling me that I rule! User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:14, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
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It would appear that I have ANOTHER UnCyclopedia/UnNews site. Wth?! Here's a link to it. I cannot log in into this site/account for some reason. Dunno why.https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/User:Smuggler
There are indeed two Uncyclopedias. This is the fork, the other is the spoon. We have tried to re-unify, but it never gets anywhere. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:49, 9 October 2022 (UTC)
Tyvvm for putting in a note regarding my errors! W/o the notes and corrections I would not know! Thank you!
Smuggler 09:45, 6 December 2022 (UTC)
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Holy shit. They actually did it. ColonelKurtz got banned by Alula for "repeated creation of garbage pages, spamming discussions with gibberish/irrelevant messages, generally just being a dick, etc." Following a brief change of the blocking time to 2 hours by DaniPine3, Turb0-Sunrise put that one template on his page, with Soviet moving the old contents to a new page. People started taking his subpages in a process known as "article-trenching".
Aside from that, one of his last acts was voting against on my article on VFH. Soo... you could say it's mixed reactions from ol' Turb0.
For whatever reason, newcomer OrdinaryJoe1234 has been nominated a ton of articles like ChatGPT and Rickrolling. Despite being warned by Shabidoo, he has still continued nominating articles. Because of this, he has earned the nickname "The 2011th Fenris" from Fish on skates just now.
After the purging of the AI articles helped by Gergdown's revolution thingy, people want to do something about AI images. However, everyone has a different opinion. MrX, OPOSSUM, and Noopnurf want to leave the AI images alone, but Gergdown, Turb0-Sunrise, DaniPine3, MK, and I would like to do something. After a lengthy off-topic conversation on the user talk page of recently banned ColonelKurtz, a forum was created with the title of The Noopstein Files.
15:22 Alula blocked ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (ugh)
20:31, 13 February 2026 DaniPine3 changed block settings for ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of 2 hours (account creation disabled) (hold on, why infinite? the guy hasn't done anything really bad now)
20:33, 13 February 2026 Alula changed block settings for ColonelKurtz with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (dani don't bother, this is for his general behavior)
Because this only happens once in a whenever, we here at the USP would like to welcome Deemoxagoard aboard. Fuck. Shit. You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling aboard is aboard!!! Obviously not agoard!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0.
Anyways, welcome Deemox. There's cake here somewhere. Depending on if Bill ate it all. Fuck you, Bill.
Just letting you know that we now use this to make UnNews articles in 2026:
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[[Category:UnNews]]Soviet☭(Ask for free votes) 20:45, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
