User talk:Smuggler
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Hello![edit source]
Hello, my name is Cap'n Ben. I've been reading and enjoying some of your stuff. I like how you've taken one theme across several articles; this is an idea we don't see enough of...anyway, that's my advice to you. Good luck and happy editing! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:57, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
Thanks[edit source]
"Ay, Thanks fer yer praise of me article on Housing Crunch". I'm glad you liked it. I was unsure of it. I've been away for awhile, and I hope to get back into the UnNews swing of things again.--WesMan20 
(talk) 14:42, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
Talk[edit source]
Yo Smugs, thanks for your work on my article, as it was my first., FENWAY1912
Article moved[edit source]
I moved your article here Thanks, and cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:40, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
TO VFH[edit source]
Dude! Funny stuff! On to VFH. Good luck!!!--Funnybony 15:36, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
- SURE! Thanks for the laughs! As to the Nom, it's a clean job but somebody has to do it!--Funnybony
14:53, Mar 5
Emmanuel Goldstein award[edit source]
Thanks for voting on this. Unfortunately, this award is for UnNews audios, and Funnybony hasn't done any. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:37, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
Hey thanks![edit source]
I appreciate the little reward you gave me. If you don't mind though, I think I'll move it to my talkpage, since you're technically not supposed to edit my page but no big deal. You rule for telling me that I rule! User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:14, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
(Category) Code sources[edit source]
(Reference) Sources[edit source]
- Some one seeking “the glamour of journalism” and failing to find it "Sheep gets stuck on roof of house" BBC, August 2, 2008
Practice page[edit source]
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Smuggler&action=edit§ion=new
Awards I've received![edit source]
Foolitzer Prize Winner November 2009
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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
The Award | The complementary userbox
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UnNews:Lightweight Car made entirely of airbags in place of body[edit source]
Keep working! This one ain't done!
What's PB & JS, anyway? Spıke ¬ 18:58 4-Dec-10
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Smuggler 23:07, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
Under the radar[edit source]
Apologies. I have only just noticed that you added to this story - UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation. I have given you a half point credit. Have you had anything else featured? --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:30, October 22, 2012 (UTC)
My OTHER Uncyclopedia/UnNew Site?[edit source]
It would appear that I have ANOTHER UnCyclopedia/UnNews site. Wth?! Here's a link to it. I cannot log in into this site/account for some reason. Dunno why.https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/User:Smuggler
- There are indeed two Uncyclopedias. This is the fork, the other is the spoon. We have tried to re-unify, but it never gets anywhere. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:49, 9 October 2022 (UTC)
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Tyvvm![edit source]
Tyvvm for putting in a note regarding my errors! W/o the notes and corrections I would not know! Thank you! Smuggler 09:45, 6 December 2022 (UTC)
I WANT YOU FOR THE UNCYCLOPEDIA MARSHALS SERVICE![edit source]
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BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 14:48, 20 August 2023 (UTC)
U can count on me! Smuggler 19:14, 23 September 2023 (UTC)
UnNews[edit source]
Just letting you know that we now use this to make UnNews articles in 2026:
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[[Category:UnNews]] Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:45, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
Thx! Smuggler 02:27, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
I wanted to try it out but it is a visual nightmare, confusing. And I can't figure out how to remove my request for it on my page. :( Smuggler 12:01, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
Question[edit source]
Why do you keep deleting your talk page messages? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:38, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
- @Soviet: They don't want the amazing biweekly spam mail known as the UnSignpost. Strange choice, but we should respect it. --Dame Fish on skates
DUN VFH UotM 12:41, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
- speakinggggggg of that............................
12:46, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
- He also deleted my message telling him his sig needed a link to his talk page and user page. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:47, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
- speakinggggggg of that............................
