User talk:Smuggler

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Hello there <insert name here>, thank you for visiting me. If you'd like to leave a message you can do so if you use that "talk" tab above or click on "Yap with me" below. Thank you! Smuggler!

On the off chance that you're lonely <insert name here>, you COULD get a job. Yes, a REAL job. Why, LOTS of places would like to see <insert name here> every day. "Hey look everybody, guess who's here?! <insert name here>!! Yaaay! That might be fun. Side note: I plead 'Guilty' to implementing the 'Username' code in this paragraph. I apologize <insert name here>. Please forgive me <insert name here>. Pretty please <insert name here>? Thank you. Smuggler. Dec. 3, 2022.  : )

Hello!

Hello, my name is Cap'n Ben. I've been reading and enjoying some of your stuff. I like how you've taken one theme across several articles; this is an idea we don't see enough of...anyway, that's my advice to you. Good luck and happy editing! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:57, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

"Ay, Thanks fer yer praise of me article on Housing Crunch". I'm glad you liked it. I was unsure of it. I've been away for awhile, and I hope to get back into the UnNews swing of things again.--WesMan20 (talk) 14:42, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

Talk

Yo Smugs, thanks for your work on my article, as it was my first., FENWAY1912

Article moved

I moved your article here Thanks, and cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:40, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

TO VFH

Dude! Funny stuff! On to VFH. Good luck!!!--Funnybony 15:36, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

SURE! Thanks for the laughs! As to the Nom, it's a clean job but somebody has to do it!--Funnybony    14:53, Mar 5

Emmanuel Goldstein award

Thanks for voting on this. Unfortunately, this award is for UnNews audios, and Funnybony hasn't done any. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:37, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Hey thanks!

I appreciate the little reward you gave me. If you don't mind though, I think I'll move it to my talkpage, since you're technically not supposed to edit my page but no big deal. You rule for telling me that I rule! User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:14, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

(Category) Code sources

Yap with Smuggler!

(Reference) Sources

• Some one seeking “the glamour of journalism” and failing to find it "Sheep gets stuck on roof of house" BBC, August 2, 2008

Practice page

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Smuggler&action=edit&section=new

Awards I've received!

	Foolitzer Prize Winner November 2009

Knight Commander of the Order

Featured Article: UnNews:God Orders Global Women Recall

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Karaoke night at <insert name here>'s house!

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This user has tested positive for ENFP on the Myers-Briggs Test

UnNews:Lightweight Car made entirely of airbags in place of body

Keep working! This one ain't done!

What's PB & JS, anyway? Spıke ¬ 18:58 4-Dec-10

Under the radar

Apologies. I have only just noticed that you added to this story - UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation. I have given you a half point credit. Have you had anything else featured? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:30, October 22, 2012 (UTC)

My OTHER Uncyclopedia/UnNew Site?

It would appear that I have ANOTHER UnCyclopedia/UnNews site. Wth?! Here's a link to it. I cannot log in into this site/account for some reason. Dunno why.https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/User:Smuggler

There are indeed two Uncyclopedias. This is the fork, the other is the spoon. We have tried to re-unify, but it never gets anywhere. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 04:49, 9 October 2022 (UTC)

^  Occasionally. Maybe.

	UnSignpost Home Delivery The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed! Oops...

Tyvvm!

Tyvvm for putting in a note regarding my errors! W/o the notes and corrections I would not know! Thank you! Smuggler 09:45, 6 December 2022 (UTC)

I WANT YOU FOR THE UNCYCLOPEDIA MARSHALS SERVICE!

I want you for the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! You have been invited to join the Uncyclopedia Marshals Service! If you choose to accept, you will recieve a free pair of aviators and free donuts. Let's make Uncyclopedia even better!

 Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED!  14:48, 20 August 2023 (UTC)

U can count on me! Smuggler 19:14, 23 September 2023 (UTC)