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Articles, HowTo, UnBooks, UnScripts and UnNews: 551
- UnNews:Apple plans electric religion
- UnNews:Saudi blogger: 10th round of flogging cancelled
- UnNews:Saudi King Abdullah honored as human rights champion
- UnNews:Saudi Arabia shoots self in foot with lower sand prices
- UnNews:DMV style compromise reached on gun control
- UnNews:Belize joins Pirates of the Caribbean Bank
- UnNews:All clear after suspicious ink pen disposed
- UnNews:Assad crowned King of Syria
- UnNews:US congratulates $ on Syria success
- UnNews:Biden: We will pursue ISIS through Heaven’s Gate
- UnNews:Scale Everest: Now’s your chance!
- UnNews:How Iron Dome blocks rockets from Gaza, protects Israelis
- UnNews:Syria confirms American pimp in Beaucoup Harem
- UnNews:Five times Hillary didn’t sound like a candidate
- UnNews:Bus passengers told to wear crash helmet
- UnNews:Super Bout: McCain vs. Putin – who is ducking who?
- UnNews:Egypt sentences 600,000 Brotherhood members to death
- UnNews:What happened to Flight 007?
- UnNews:Russian warships, bases in Mexico worry US officials
- UnNews:Truth detector to weed out lies from online dating
- UnNews:Abby Martin ‘non-notable’ Wikipedia ban boosts notability (W/Anton)
- UnNews:Former convict nominated for Nobel War Prize
- UnNews:Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’
- UnNews:Afghanistan’s favorite sport: Head Polo
- UnNews:Korean cluster-fuck: Experts ponder unwanted pregnancy
- UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife<-FA
- UnNews:Bogus cubic zirconium found containing real diamond
- Glass Mike Tyson <-FA
- UnNews:Low-ranking Syrian terrorist defects from NATO
- UnNews:Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria
- UnNews:New safe ammo dampens gun debate
- UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news<-FA
- UnNews:Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
- UnNews:Elephant Pee Coffee is acquired taste
- UnNews:‘Make Me Gay’ app debate heats up
- UnNews:Duchess of Cambridge right royally fucked
- UnNews:Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
- UnNews:Talking dog wins worlds biggest liar award
- UnNews:Iranian jets fire on unarmed U.S. drone - missing wildly
- UnNews:Ghost buster slimed by John Holmes poltergeist
- UnNews:Pre-election Highlights
- UnNews:Al-Qaeda bans law enforcement in secular Middle East
- UnNews:Idaho woman booked after ‘sleep shagging’
- UnNews:Nyaditski endures mosquitoes in third Amazon swim attempt
- UnNews:North Carolina honors wounded warriors with VIP parking
- UnNews:300-pound toddler too big to play football
- UnNews:Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster
- UnNews:Olympics undermine the doping spirit
- UnNews:AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi
- UnNews:Bird lovers plan same-sex “oral-day” at Chick-fil-A
- UnNews:Passenger finds harpoon in Air Canada sandwich
- UnNews:Photographer had bottoms up view of nuclear blast <-Lead
- UnNews:House passes Ron Paul's ‘Audit the Girl Scouts’ bill
- UnNews:21 drown trying to walk on water at Tony Robbins event <-Lead
- UnNews:Washington lauds valiant Syrian terrorists
- UnNews:Least important Syrian beggar calls for foreign candy
- UnNews:LSD users switch to Soma <-Lead
- UnNews:Obama chides Romney on dick size
- UnNews:Vampire Flu cover-up by DHS
- Nillion (Collab with Shabidoo and Sog) <=FA
- Soma <-FA
- UnNews:Basket case nations form bric alliance
- UnNews:US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt
- UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
- UnNews:Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all
- UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
- UnNews:Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
- UnNews:Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
- UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming <-FA
- UnNews:Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
- UnNews:The ambitious plan to build Star Trek's Enterprise
- UnNews:Auction of purported Gipper poop canceled
- UnNews:Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi
- UnNews:World to hold joint anti-terror war games in Syria
- UnNews:Martial arts pervert banned from Earth
- UnNews:Man flies across Rio de Janeiro using a catapult
- My Lai Massacre <-FA
- Bhagavad-gita <-FA
- India (Collab with PuppyOnTheRadio) <-FA
- The Yardbirds <-FA
- Womp Rat <-FA
- Amero <-FA
- UnNews:Norris admits he doesn’t know Jack
- UnNews:Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
- UnNews:Suspicious nuke discovered in French port
- UnNews:Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
- Uncyclopedian (Collab with Puppy and Aleister)
- UnNews:Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results
- UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain <-Lead and FA
- UnNews:Tom Thumb discovered as Nepalese Yeti
- UnNews:WWIII postponed thanks to Russia and China
- UnNews:Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter <-Lead
- UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
- UnNews:Elitist media prepare public for ultimate true flag attack
- UnNews:Everest summit bomber startles Israeli climber <-Lead
- UnNews:Conspiracy Theory Conspiracies Ministry axes Alex Jones
- UnNews:Our newest political-lobbyist is a primitive sea sponge
- UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (with Aleister) <-FA
- UnNews:Why the Chinese are buying record quantities of Lead
- UnNews:US false flag warning level extreme <-Lead
- UnNews:Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing
- UnNews:Sanctimonious taunted at South Carolina gay bar
- UnNews:Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu <-Lead
- UnNews:Titty-twisting celebrity arrested in Disney World
- UnNews:US denies raucous bomb attack on Iran unclear scientist
- UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable <-Lead and FA
- UnNews:Danish tot builds Lego Higgs boson
- UnNews:Exterminist teachings sully American Koran
- UnNews:Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners
- UnNews:Paralyzed race car driver crashes, burns
- UnNews:US to nuke Iran over plot to swat Saudi mosquito
- UnNews:Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII” <-Lead
- UnNews:Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death
- UnNews:Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury
- UnNews:Kapoor: We can beat sex slavery by legalization <-Lead
- UnNews:Iran plans to send another ship off U.S. coast
- UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue <-Lead
- UnNews:Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection <-Lead
- UnNews:Amber reveals dinosaur clue <-Lead
- UnNews:Mutilated Admin serves as warning from UnNews <-Lead
- UnNews:Libya conflict: Jannah border cannot be closed
- UnNews:Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show <-Lead
- UnNews:Qaddafi is new rebel leader, NATO flummoxed
- UnNews:Alien denies Al Gore threat they plan to enforce carbon tax
- UnNews:Rick Perrier's prowess: bribes central to success <-Lead
- UnNews:Assad calls on Obama to step down
- John Belushi <-Collab with Madmax and Oliphaunte: FA
- UnNews:Larry Flynt offers Casey Anthony $5 million to pose dead
- UnNews:Non-criminal busts into California prison <-Lead
- UnNews:Mick Jagger sings in Sanskrit with reborn rockers
- UnNews:UK rebels recognized as humanitarian intervention looms
- UnNews:Uncyclopedia says it’s losing contributors <-Lead
- UnNews:Taliban boy wipes out Seal Team 6?
- UnNews:Only one in 12-persons in stylish Pajero crash tests positive <-Lead
- UnNews:Libyan rebels recognize Sarkozy, NATO envoy Younes killed
- UnNews:Air France orders beautiful-Caucasian-only cabin crew for Strauss-Kahn <-Lead
- UnNews:Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke <-Lead
- UnNews:Man arrested for building nuclear bomb in his toilet <-Lead
- UnNews:Former Mexican president urges legalizing crime
- UnNews:Norway:Police ponder new Breivik charge of crimes against honkies
- UnNews:Germany lends Libyan rebels 144 million bullets <-Lead
- UnNews:Goldfish killed in Mexico after ransom not paid <-Lead
- UnNews:German man missing since 1945 is found working in Las Vegas <-Lead July 25, 2011
- UnNews:Final space shuttle crashes <-Lead July 22, 2011
- HowTo:Soma <-Feature July 11, 2010
- UnNews:Woman spends $10,000 on invisible deity
- UnNews:Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists
- Unobtanium <-FA Aug 12, 2011 (Collab. with ShabiDoo)
- Bohemian Grove <-FA July 24, 2011 (Collab. with Mattsnow)
- UnNews:Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth
- UnNews:Taxpayer funded study examined penis sizes in black communities
- UnNews:Obama meets Lama, explains capitalism <-Lead July 20, 2011
- UnNews:Baby murderer freed after pardon
- UnNews:NATO pooped, broke; Gaddafi prevails
- UnNews:Whiter sugar from plastic
- UnNews:Brazilian plane lands after take-off <-Lead July 15, 2011
- UnNews:Uncyclopedia warns against flaming ‘Arse-hole’ virus
- UnNews:Live M2 Flamethrower found on JetBlue Boston-Newark flight <-Lead July 13, 2011
- UnNews:Lawyer for Casey Anthony worried about getting paid
- UnNews:Thousands of women accuse Strauss-Kahn in feeding frenzy <-Lead July 10, 2011
- UnNews:US court orders change to gay military ban
- UnNews:Moody's downgrades Portugal from junk to dog shit
- UnNews:Japan's reconstruction minister resigns, all reconstruction stops
- UnNews:Qaddafi Arrest Warrant:African Union tells ICC to ‘bugger off!’ <-Lead July 4, 2011
- Inbox <-FA (Collaboration)
- UnNews:Ex-IMF phallus Strauss-Kahn freed, maid arrested <-Lead July 2, 2011
- UnNews:Porn and kids:How young is too young?
- UnNews:Supreme Court strikes ban on violent children’s games <-Lead July 1, 2011
- UnNews:ICC:Gaddafi could face jaywalking citation <-Lead June 30, 2011
- UnNews:Bachmann: 'scare tactics' in debt ceiling scam
- UnNews:California rail route splits homes to protect dung beetles
- UnNews:Rwandese woman minister guilty of unlicensed genocide
- UnNews:12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice <-Lead June 25, 2011
- UnNews:Casino slot machine pays way too much
- UnNews:Cheney:Waive airline body-bag fees for returning mercenaries <-Lead June 24, 2011
- UnNews:'Smart Only' debating site sparks outrage by dumping 30 deemed too stupid
- UnNews:Angel Jolie visits condemned sinners in Hell
- UnNews:Strauss-Kahn claimed to have prophylactic immunity
- UnNews:CIA appoints Zawahiri as new token-enemy leader
- UnNews:Polish study shows 9 out of 10 males are lesbian
- UnNews:CIA adopts ‘pass god & praise the ammo’ policy in Yemen <-Lead June 15, 2011
- UnNews:Polish astronaut on mission to prove Bin Laden not dead
- UnNews:France faces fines over hamster sexploitation <-Lead June 11, 2011
- UnNews:Rangers recount Audie Murphy Medal recipient's moronic act
- UnNews:NATO mulls nuking Gaddafi compound
- UnNews:Talks focus on spoils of post-Gaddafi Libya
- UnNews:Cuban court convicts 6 of honesty
- UnNews:Palin: I didn't mean to step on Romney's "thingy" <-Lead June 7-10, 2011
- UnNews:Chinese teenager sells penis for iPad
- UnNews:U.S. gives foreign aid to countries holding billions in treasury securities
- UnNews:Dealers win global war on drugs
- UnNews:Blast rocks northern Nigerian city <-Lead June 1, 2011
- UnNews:3075 bodies recovered from Polish airlines crash
- UnNews:Fifa denies bladder in crisis
- UnNews:Scientists take wild guess at nature of Mars
- UnNews:Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg eats only what he picks
- UnNews:Scores missing after US tornado
- UnNews:Seal Team 6 jokes all the rage on Twitter
- UnNews:Mississippi governor urges caution as river crests
- UnNews:IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid
- UnNews:Rapture conman hung from jackass tree by disgruntled fucktards
- UnNews:Dicks deem dick a dick
- UnNews:Pakistan President asks: 'bin who?'
- UnNews:Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest
- UnNews:Prince William and Kate Middleton leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles's Morris Mini Cooper S
- UnNews:Trump forces Obama to show Earth certificate <-Lead April 28, 2011
- Jeff Beck <-FA April 27, 2011
- UnNews:McCain held in Libya on visa violation
- UnNews:Tampa Bay wide receiver catches Florida toddler
- UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
- UnNews:Brick, New Jersey SWAT team bored to death
- UnNews:Alcatraz reopened for Bradley Manning
- UnNews:Michigan teacher arrested for weapons possession
- UnNews:Obama Ponzi scheme speech reveals short-term plan
- UnNews:Iran accused of ‘foreign meddling’ copyright infringement <-Lead April 16, 2011
- UnNews:Mexico discovered in mass graves
- UnNews:Scientists speak out on ‘gay caveman’ <-Lead April 13, 2011
- UnNews:Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water
- UnNews:Emergency grips India as god hangs on life support <-Lead April 7, 2011
- UnNews:Florida pastor starts WWIII (Collab. with Spike)
- UnNews:Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
- UnNews:US hands Libyan sky to NATO, takes over on ground
- UnNews:Abercrombie criticized for selling push-up briefs to little boys <-Lead March 27-28, 2011
- Psychedelic Music <-FA April 14, 2011 (Collab. with Sog)
- UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant <-Lead March 30, 2011 (Collab. with Spike)
- UnNews:France recognizes American rebels
- UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
- UnNews:Glenn Beck credits God with earthquake-tsunami <-Lead March 18, 2011
- UnNews:Psychedelic icon takes final trip
- UnNews:Earthquake weapon test takes heat off Libya (Collaboration with Aleister)
- UnNews:Bradley Manning mulls plea-bargain
- UnNews:Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’
- UnNews:Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood
- UnNews:Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason
- UnNews:Euthanized puppy resurrects, pissed off
- UnNews:“Beam me up, Scotty” is possible with lasers, say scientists (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity
- UnNews:Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet'
- UnNews:Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
- IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes (
listen) (Collaboration with Spike) - UnNews:Peruvians placed at risk at soccer match <-Lead Feb 20, 2011 (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
- UnNews:Russian Roulette: Computer beats human rivals
- UnNews:Clinton picks new U.S. envoy to Afghanistan, Pakistan <-Lead Feb 15, 2011
- UnNews:Lawyers question legality of asteroid impact
- UnNews:Obama creates superstate with US-World merger
- UnNews:Illinois driver accused of hit-and-run with tree
- UnNews:Saudis warn Uncyclopedia not to parody Mubarak <-Lead Feb 10, 2011
- UnNews:Lindsay Lohan charged with dildo theft <-Lead Feb 9, 2011
- UnNews:Weird Al Yankovic flubs National Anthem
- UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
- UnNews:Pakistan urged to free boy arrested for blasphemy
- UnNews:Mubarak steps up pressure on Egyptian fans
- UnNews:Mummies vandalize Cairo museum
- UnNews:Wanted at Uncyclopedia: Women <-Lead Jan 29, 2011
- UnNews:Uganda gay rights activist David Kato canonized
- UnNews:Media consensus: good news is bad news
- UnNews:Mississippi resident 'couldn't care less!' <-Lead Jan 22, 2011
- UnNews:Illuminati celebrates Facebook success in NWO plan <-Lead Jan 18, 2011
- UnNews:China's secret fleet of stealth fighters
- UnNews:Tourists in North Korea face new anthem tax (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:1,000 birds in mass suicide over Arkansas <-Lead Jan 4, 2011
- UnNews:Water causes evacuation of Napalm theme park
- UnNews:Cartoon plotter charged in Denmark <-Lead Dec 31, 2010
- UnNews:Waterquakes shake South Pacific Ocean
- UnNews:Current emissions risk devastating odor rise
- UnNews:North Korea to honor invincible Kim Jong Il with 21-nuke salute <-Lead Dec 25, 2010
- UnNews:Russia puts off signing START treaty to 2077
- UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South
- UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse <-FA
- UnNews:Officials warn of holiday attacks; no one cares (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:Custer’s last flag bombs on eBay
- UnNews:Britain to burn U.S. pastor for Koran plan
- UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon <-FA Dec. 16, 2010
- UnNews:WikiLeaks hacktivists bring Earth to standstill
- UnNews:Israel denies involvement in shark attacks
- UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon <-FA
- UnNews:Charles Manson caught with electric toothbrush in prison <-Lead Dec 6, 2010
- United States of Earth <-FA Nov 15, 2010 (Collaboration with Sog)
- Lord Christopher Monckton <-FA October 22, 2010
- Alfred E. Neuman <-FA October 21, 2010
- Jack Dempsey <-FA October 6, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister)
- Punji Stick <-FA Nov. 19, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister and Romartus)
- Mike Tyson <-FA March. 15, 2011 (Collaboration with Aleister)
- Tony Jaa <-FA Nov. 20, 2010 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
- Joe Pesci <-Quasi FA Dec. 15, 2010 / FA March 14, 2011 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
- HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak <-Feature May 1, 2010
- UnNews:5 rare pink elephants found dead in Indonesia
- UnNews:Somali teen busted in Christmas tree plot
- UnNews:Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
- UnNews:Newsweek depiction of Obama as void upsets some Hindus
- UnNews:Pakistan leader soon to view death sentence
- UnNews:Vatican to issue abuse guidelines
- UnNews:Scientists create and capture Antichrist <-Lead Nov. 18, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:Iran’s crackdown on women (Collaboration with Sog)
- UnNews:Burmese democracy leader released from house into yard
- UnNews:Invasive airport screening stirs backlash among passengers
- UnNews:Ohio teacher expelled for sleeping in class <-Lead Nov. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:Iran mum on US mystery missile <-Lead Nov. 10, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:What makes for a Facebook friend?
- UnNews:Saudi "ink-pen nuke" blows up (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:Pam Anderson's Playboy donation decried by Muslims
- UnNews:Hurricane Shary misses Bermuda, deemed laughing stock <-Lead Oct. 30, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:Obama warns of apocalypse if Republicans win (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:Mom killed after interrupting baby's Facebook time
- UnNews:Seventeen US nukes get away <-Lead Oct. 27, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:Karzai admits receiving 'lorries of dollars' from Iran too
- UnNews:Surgeon cut off penis by mistake at Bury hospital
- Lunar Launch <-Playwrite of the Month Oct. 2010, FA May 28, 2011 (Collaboration with Socky)
- States of the USE
- UnNews:San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
- UnNews:Osama bin Laden living in Karachi Hilton? <-Lead Oct. 19, 2010
- UnNews:Richards: Mick Jagger was ‘sententious’ <-Lead Oct. 17, 2010
- UnNews:Rapper ‘talks’ man down from hotel roof
- UnNews:Mount Everest gets Internet thumbs down
- UnNews:Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods <-Lead Oct. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
- UnNews:New York GOP gubernatorial candidate condemns gays
- UnNews:Two gay boys target street gang in lascivious attack
- UnNews:French Islam ban passes last legal hurdle
- UnNews:Meat made O'Donnell avoid being Hare Krishna
- UnNews:Purple lucky rabbit’s feet to bring 'great events,' Chinese fortune-teller predicts
- UnNews:US Herpes tests in Guatemala 'crime against Guatemala'
- HowTo:Tell another bar joke <-Feature October 9, 2010
- UnNews:Woman turns in former husband for 1993 slaying
- UnNews:Mexican mayor stoned to death in drug overdose
- UnNews:Pentagon destroys copies of officer's exposé
- UnNews:Photographs expose athletes' village shambles in Delhi <-Lead Sept 23, 2010
- UnNews:Debate continues on 'Frankenstein' salmon
- UnNews:Mexico paper seeks cartel advice on police scourge
- UnNews:Urgent call on UN to stop 'alien invasion' <-Lead Sept. 19, 2010
- UnNews:Castro calls Sarkozy a 'coño’, questions control by wife
- Tantra <-FA (Collaboration with Aleister)
- General William Westmoreland <-FA (Collaboration with Sog)
- UnBooks:Keith Richards <-FA (Collaboration with Romartus)
- UnNews:Taliban drone attack kills eight NATO troops
- HowTo:Pimp a ho <-Feature Sept. 18, 2010
- UnNews:World holds-breath for unveiling of NKorean heir
- UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
- UnNews:God vs. godly?
- UnNews:Lifer gets 6 months for assaulting guard
- UnNews:NASA to send manned probe into Sun at night
- UnNews:Avatar director vows to aid Na'vi tribe
- UnNews:Berlin vegetarian restaurant revealed as hoax by cannibals
- UnNews:Cali Cartel develops robotic 'mule' to smuggle drugs
- UnNews:Iran threatens to strike Israel nuke site <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
- UnNews:60-books-a-month toddler kicks reading habit <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
- UnNews:Stephen Hawking created Universe?
- UnNews:Afghanistan: Why are the Taliban winning? <-Lead Sept 2, 2010
- UnNews:Tony Blair book describes Gordon Brown as 'laborious'
- UnNews:Cannabis may relieve chronic sobriety
- UnNews:Himalayan glaciers melting deadline 'a stupid mistake' <-Lead Aug 31, 2010
- UnNews:Rabbi calls for 'laughing fit' on Mahmoud Abbas
- UnNews:Paris Hilton caught with Francium
- UnNews:Religious activists complain over nudity in porn films
- UnNews:Kim Jong II visits China – so friggin' what? <-Lead Aug 27, 2010
- UnNews:Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
- UnNews:Thailand defends ‘Lord of War’ court decision
- UnNews:AP: It's 'Ground Zero Mosque,' people
- UnNews:Saudi Arabia urged not to lobotomize man as retribution punishment
- UnNews:1 in 5 Americans thinks Obama is Christian? <-Lead Aug 20, 2010
- UnNews:Seven Dwarfs accused of £4,369,083 iTunes scam
- UnNews:Facebook introduces stalking feature <-Lead Aug 19, 2010
- PNG quake tourism booming
- UnBooks:Jeff Beck Illustrated
- UnNews:Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism <-Lead August 17, 2010
- UnNews:Obama favors Ground Zero mosque
- UnNews:Big Ben dwarfed by Big Bin <-Lead August 11-12, 2010
- UnNews:US dollar to go on paper-standard? <-Lead August 10, 2010
- UnNews:Abandon Earth - Stephen Hawking warns
- UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
- UnNews:Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo?
- Padmé <-FA July 10, 2011
- UnNews:Saudis announce Blackberry ban
- UnNews:Mullen outlines U.S. Iran attack plans <-Lead August 2, 2010
- UnNews:Germany mourns Love Festival victims, while Hate Festival boasts no injuries
- UnNews:Mars site may hold 'buried life' <-Lead July 30, 2010
- Fatima asks UnWikiAnswers
- HowTo:Payola <-Feature August 15, 2010
- UnNews:Putin sings with Expelled Agents <-Lead July 26, 2010
- UnNews:Sinkhole swallows flooded Milwaukee
- UnNews:India unveils prototype of $3 iPad <-Lead July 24, 2010
- UnNews:Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
- UnNews:CIA lifts lid on alleged UnCycloLeaks <-Lead July 23, 2010
- HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds <-Feature July 24, 2010
- UnNews:Paris Hilton is French Connection?
- UnNews:Giant sinkhole in Orion swallows cosmos
- UnNews:Vatican unveils new rule to stop abuse: just say no!
- UnNews:Vanished Iranian scientist reappears in Washington
- UnNews:Swiss free Polanski after US refuse to extradite rapist <-Lead July 13, 2010
- HowTo:Fear Blue-ringed octopus <-Feature July 17, 2010
- UnNews:Looning 'can slow ageing process'
- UnNews:Soccer fans shun art for hookers
- UnNews:'Star Wars' creator sues lightsaber manufacturer in China
- UnNews:Secret Soma formula revealed by Leary estate
- UnNews:Thailand extends emergency law for 30 years
- UnNews:Obama: One more year in Afghanistan, then bust
- UnNews:Moby Dick fossil found in Peruvian desert
- UnNews:Google implements gays-only employment policy
- UnNews:There will be war in Iran?
- UnNews:Taliban offensive drives NATO, U.S. attorney general to Tora Bora <-Lead June 30, 2010
- UnNews:Death guilty of manslaughter in Australia
- UnNews:Michael Jackson's father files wrongful death
- UnNews:Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment <-Lead June 28, 2010
- UnNews:'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
- UnNews:Michael Jackson: one year later <-Lead June 26, 2010
- UnNews:Triple X domain wins approval
- UnNews:Unstable man arrested with weapons near K-2 summit
- UnNews:Gillard is Australia's first shemale PM
- UnNews:Lil' Wayne arrested on drug charge – statement goes platinum
- UnNews:77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh <-Lead June 21, 2010
- UnNews:Red Shirts blast Thai PM for trying to make good image <-Lead June 20, 2010
- UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan <-Lead June 19, 2010
- UnNews:Convicted killer Ronnie Gardner executed with bazooka
- UnNews:Mom: R.I. school bans 8-year-old son's patriotic hat with army figures
- UnNews:BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay
- UnNews:Sperm whale poop fights climate change
- UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
- UnNews:U.S. discovers $1 googol in Afghan gold <-Lead June 14, 2010
- UnNews:Military spectacle mocks Queen Elizabeth's birthday <-Lead June 12, 2010
- HowTo:Appreciate Womp Rats <-Feature June 27, 2010
- Post Apocalypse <-FA July 17, 2010
- HowTo:Be Uncyclopedia Beach Local <-Feature June 19, 2010
- UnNews:Taliban executes spy-baby, 2, for spying
- UnNews:Child photographed smoking huge joint at Phillies game
- UnNews:Iran's Ahmadinejad slams devil
- UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
- UnNews:Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher <-Lead June 7, 2010
- UnNews:Mexican drug cartel reportedly plotted to blow up Texas <-Lead June 6, 2010
- UnNews:Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry <-Lead June 5, 2010
- UnNews:Thailand entices tourists back after mayhem <-Lead June 3, 2010
- UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo <-Lead June 3, 2010
- UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
- UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
- UnNews:Kindergarten knife attackers executed in China
- HowTo:Start a computer
- UnNews:Philippe Cousteau discovers horrors of under water oil spill
- UnNews:Charles Manson denied parole for 382nd time, gives interview
- UnNews:Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca <-Lead May 26, 2010
- HowTo:Disperse an angry mob of protesters <-Feature May 29, 2010
- UnNews:Mutant species discovered amid warnings of Godzilla threat <-Lead May 23, 2010
- UnNews:Thailand shows weapons confiscated from unarmed protesters
- UnNews:BP concedes Gulf oil spill raised sea level 12 feet
- UnNews:Facebook blocks Pakistan over 'satirical content'
- UnNews:Malawi poofs jailed for being poofs
- UnNews:Iran to resume enrichment
- UnNews:Two different ‘If I Did It’ books released same day
- UnNews:Mercenaries release Somali pirates after ransom returned
- UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold <-Lead May 12, 2010
- UnNews:D.C. Council approves party weed
- UnNews:Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!” <-Lead May 9, 2010
- UnNews:World leaders rush to contain Greek contagion
- UnNews:Massive strike paralyzes Greece <-Lead May 5, 2010
- UnNews:U.S. reveals it has lost count of nuclear warheads, introduces “Continental Bomb” <-Lead May 4, 2010
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Let it be known across the breadth of the internet that I do hereby promote Uncyclopedia user FunnyBony, in accordance to the rules and articles of the Uncyclopedian Administration Handbook, to the rank of Officer Designate or Private User. You are entitled to all the rights and privileges accorded to a Officer Designate or Private User. Congratulations and welcome to the New World Order.
Signed Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:12, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
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UnNews Ninjastar For writing a buttload of acceptable or better UnNews articles. Nice job! –Rev_zim
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