UnNews:Fuk-tart militia accused in plot to kill Satan
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30 March 2010
DETROIT, Michigan -- The pre-teenage son of a Fuk-tart militia leader was arrested late Monday by Michigan authorities, part of a group accused of plotting to murder Satan, the FBI said.
A federal grand jury in Detroit, Michigan, indicted six residents on charges of seditious balderdash, attempted use of a religion of mass destruction, teaching the use of sacred materials, possessing holy-water, and conspiring to kill the god of mirth, Satan.
The five-count indictment unsealed Monday charges that since 2009, the Fuk-tart defendants, acting as ‘god's angels’, conspired to kill the Anti-Christ or Satan.
Attorney General Eric Holder called it "an insidious plan by another party-pooping anti-sin cult!"
The group says on its web site that Fuk-tart means "Christian warrior”, and proclaims on its home page, "Preparing for the end time battle."
| “ | If we can snuff Satan before the fight then we can save God from possibly gettin' whupped! | ” |
In the Web site's "About Us" section, the group says, "We believe that one day, as prophecy says, there will be an Anti-Christ and Satan, ah, no! Satan IS the anti-Christ. And Satan ‘n’ God will go 12 rounds for the Heavyweight title. And if we can snuff Satan before the fight then we can save God from possibly getting' whupped!"
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- AFP "Plot to kill Satan foiled" CNN, March 30, 2010